Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 6 Human World
  Suddenly a melodious bird chirped in the sky.

"The gods descended from the sky, and ordered the evil spirits to be punished!"

Beep beep beep, the rain fell like a bead curtain. Burn all resentment and evil.

The bird girl is finally here.

"You came."

"Yes." The bird girl looked at Lin Xiang with burning eyes.

Lin Xiang thought about what happened last time and thought to himself that it was over and he would be soaked all over again this time.

"It's almost... almost done." Lin Xiang said weakly.

"What I'm laying down this time is the Demonic Rain, which won't have any negative effects on you." The bird girl said with a smile.

The sky and the earth are clear and bright, and the black energy recedes.

Lin Xiang, who had narrowly escaped death, crawled on the ground and panted heavily, and said feebly to the bird girl: "Still... still reluctant to let me die."

The bird girl's smile was even more meaningful: "Pluto asked me to give this to you."

Lin Xiang looked at what was in the palm of the bird's hand. It was a small, crystal clear bottle, emitting colorful light.

"what is this?"

"The requiem bottle is specially designed to appease the resentful spirits that were formed when they were young."

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Fuaiyuan Principal's Office.

"These children are hiding in the basement playing. They are so naughty. They have been playing for so long without even knowing they came up... haha." Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head, saying that he was really not good at telling such lies.

Li Lingyu knew that things were by no means that simple, but at her age, she no longer knew how to ask questions. She knows that there are many things in this world that science cannot explain.

She couldn't help but praise: "It's true that I came to you."

"By the way, do you have a son... that... that..."

Li Lingyu nodded: "Indeed, I once had a son who died when he was three years old."

Lin Xiang looked a little embarrassed: "I didn't mean to mention your sadness..."

"My husband divorced me when my son was one year old. At that time, I was the only one at home. I was very busy at work and sometimes had to work night shifts, so I had no time to take care of him." Li Lingyu fell into memories.

Lin Xiang nodded and comforted: "That is all in the past."

"When my son was three years old, I forgot to lock the door while working the night shift. He was scared to be alone at home and ran out to look for me alone. The truck driver couldn't see clearly in the middle of the night..."

Even though Li Lingyu spoke lightly, Lin Xiang could still feel her grief from her expression.

"This is not your fault alone."

"It would be nice if someone helped me at that time. If I didn't go to work, we would all starve to death." Seeing that she was about to lose her composure, Li Lingyu quickly recovered her emotions and waved her hand: "It's been decades, I'm so old At my age, I don’t think so much anymore… I won’t say it anymore, I won’t say it anymore.”

I don't know if it was related to spiritual power, but Lin Xiang suddenly found that he could see what she looked like when she was young through her old face.

He had just entered her memories.

The wailing young woman in the memory was completely different from the serious and kind-hearted old man now.

In an instant, his black hair turned white, his face grew old, and his face became wrinkled.

Lin Xiang felt deeply as if he had experienced her life again.

He had a slight headache and withdrew his consciousness.

Pluto told him that when he was not too strong, he had to guard the gods.

He slowly took out the requiem bottle and handed it to Li Lingyu: "Believe it or not, if you miss him, just talk to the bottle and he can hear it."

Li Lingyu took the bottle tremblingly and held it in her hand. She finally couldn't help but shed tears: "I believe...I can feel it...my son...is a good boy..."

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In the troubled hall.

Lin Xiang was lying boredly on the arhat carved with animal skin, eating the holy fruit in his mouth, holding the plate containing the holy fruit in his hand, and humming a little tune, it was so comfortable.

Pluto frowned and paced back and forth with his hands behind his back: "Why did you give my requiem bottle to the client!"

"If you give it to me, it's mine. Who I give it to is my business. Besides, don't be too stingy."

"I'm stingy, and I'm not as good as you in terms of structure. You're a big loser. The requiem bottle isn't worth much, so I'll just deduct it from your salary. If you work for me for three or four months, it'll be over." The corners of Pluto's mouth rose.

"You... you are an unscrupulous boss! By the way, there is a client, a down-and-out man. You have accepted his commission. Why are you just collecting money and not doing anything for you!"

"Oh, I forgot!"

"You... help him quickly!"

"Tell him not to worry and tell him his career will improve next year."

"It's not a lie!"

"I'm not lying, that's how lucky he is."

"They will have good luck next year, so they won't need you. Why are you taking their money?"

"I also have to pay rent! Pay wages!" Pluto said in a very broken tone.

The sparrow girl fell down laughing.

In the whole world, he is probably the only one who dares to be so angry with Pluto.

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Lin Xiang was idle for a few more days.

During this period of time, he really experienced all kinds of hardships. He also saw a lot of ghosts and ghosts, and he surrendered a lot.

Although he was not the one who surrendered...

But he is so courageous! The spell of stream of consciousness is also used more and more proficiently.

Paired with various spells, the main focus is on learning and selling now.

He also wanted Pluto to teach him through the system, but Pluto said: The time has not come yet.

Just let it go.

He can now use his clairvoyance eyes to look at the people passing by on the street.

"Oh, I like flesh-colored underwear, not black." Lin Xiang said to himself.

I just finished watching it and felt a sharp pain in my head.

He quickly looked away.

He knew he had done something he shouldn't have done.

He sat in Ruyi Noodle House and looked at the street all day, but he didn't see any girl with a particularly good figure. It also made my head hurt.

People who visit Yanliu Lane are generally older.

Lin Xiang was bored and ate the plate of holy fruits that Ruyi placed on the table as a snack.

After three strokes, five divisions and two divisions, more than half of the plate was gone.

Ruyi went up and grabbed Lin Xiang's ear and twisted it: "Do you think this fruit was given to you for free?!"

"Wow - it hurts, it hurts, Grandma Ruyi!" Lin Xiang's hands and feet danced in pain.

"I still have to do business, but you are occupying two tables by yourself with your legs crossed. Do you want to go to heaven?"

Lin Xiang put his arms around Ruyi's waist and put his face against her soft belly: "Why in heaven, can you be happy with my sister Ruyi? Even the gods can't change it..."

"Mr. Lin." Ruyi suddenly said in a soft and gentle tone.

"exist."

"Pass the plate to me."

"Oh."

Lin Xiang let go and went to get the plate containing the holy fruit on the table.

Ruyi took the plate with a smile on his face, poured all the remaining holy fruits into his Qiankun sleeve, then held the plate with one hand, making a gesture of playing table tennis.

bang——

A powerful spiritual power rushed straight into Yintang.

Before Lin Xiang could react, Ruyi hit a plate onto the chess table in the backyard of the person involved.

He sat down on the black and white chessboard and sat down to pieces.

Xiehun was having fun with his substitute when he was suddenly interrupted by this scene.

Lin Xiang: "..."

"..."

"Brother Evil Soul, please listen to my explanation. It's all a misunderstanding..."

Xiehun was stunned for a moment, and then he put his head in front of Lin Xiang's eyes in a sinister way. Three shadows appeared on his face, circling around Lin Xiang's body. Then he said in a sinister way: "Get on top of you." …”

"Ah, brother, I was wrong!" Lin Xiang rushed out of the pavilion and rushed to the front hall: "Pluto! Pluto! Save me quickly! Your soul wants to fall in love with me! Ah——"

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Pluto held an exquisite doll in his hand and looked at it from side to side. He couldn't help but click his tongue twice: "A doll with soul infused into it."

The doll has soft and shiny hair, smooth skin, big glazed eyes, a pointed nose and cherry lips, and is also well-dressed. It doesn't look cheap at first glance.

"Brother Pluto also likes to play with babies?" Lin Xiang jumped to Pluto's side.

"Playing with a baby?"

"When I was working as a courier, I packaged many dolls like this, and they were sold on a certain store for several thousand!"

"Oh……"

"This joint can still move, and it can also be used to put makeup on the baby, change clothes and shoes, and make concave shapes for the baby."

Pluto smiled slightly: "There are indeed many skilled craftsmen in the world."

"Where did this little thing come from?"

"The client gave it to me."

Lin Xiang became excited and his eyes shone: "Are you alive again?"

Pluto nodded in approval and said, "I didn't expect you to love work very much."

"There is money to be made." Mr. Lin told the truth.

"You've healed your scars and forgotten the pain. You've probably forgotten all the dangers you faced in the past few times."

"How much money can I make from this order? I want to buy a Ruyi for Ruyi."

Pluto frowned: "Buy a Ruyi for Ruyi?"

"You said you have to buy gifts to coax a girl. She is too fierce. I hope she will be a little gentler to me after accepting my gift."

Pluto shook his head three times: "I didn't say, not really, I don't know."

"..."

Pluto pondered for a moment, and Prime Minister Lin thought he was going to say something teasing again, but he calmly said: "You only buy it for Ruyi, what about the bird girl? In my opinion, if you want to buy it, buy it all, if you don't buy it, don't buy it. purchase."

"Everyone should be treated equally." Lin Xiang nodded. The two looked at each other and smiled.

"This way we won't attract hatred."

"As expected, Master Duanshui is really powerful..."

"Okay, I'll leave this job to you." Pluto patted Lin Xiang on the shoulder: "The client will contact you, put your phone away, I have to rest."

"I will lead Ruyi and Que Nu to complete their mission. Leader, please sleep peacefully. I promise to live up to expectations and be the second-in-command!"

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Ruyi Noodle House.

"You're still second in command? I'll punch you out of the three realms and keep you out of the five elements."

"Before Pluto went to bed, he specifically told me to take care of you and Xiaoque. You must obey my orders during the mission. I am the supreme commander..."

"Huh?" Ruyi glared at Lin Xiang fiercely.

"I, I, I said something wrong. I asked you to help me..."

Ruyi rolled her eyes at him, folded her hands across her chest and said slowly, "Since the master has told me, I have no choice but to do it."

"Okay, okay, how about we go to the client's house first and take a look?"

"I've already seen it for you." Ruyi said.

"Tell me."

"The client's name is Li Guifang, 45 years old, a primary school teacher, and a class teacher at Beijie Primary School."

"Still playing with babies at the age of 45?" Lin Xiang's eyes widened. .

"It's her daughter who is playing with babies, Dong Huan. No, why can't you play with babies at the age of 45? We don't engage in age discrimination."

"Okay, okay, sister Ruyi, it's my fault that I didn't keep up."

Ruyi continued: "But the strange thing is that this Dong Huan has been getting weirder and weirder since he played with his children."

"How to say?"

"The whole person was objectified."

"Objectification?"

"Oh, it's starting to look more and more like the same thing."

The more Xiang Lin listened, the more anxious he became: "Why don't you take me to the scene to have a look."

Ruyi smiled slightly and swept Lin Xiang away like a gust of wind.

The two disappeared on the spot.

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This transmission feels different from the past. Lin Xiang always felt that he was being pulled violently by countless forces and had difficulty breathing. The whole world was passing in front of his eyes like countless colorful lines.

The moment he landed, Lin Xiang's eyes flashed with colorful stars, and he staggered around, almost unable to vomit.

"Ugh~ Sister Ruyi, your teleportation is a little too fierce..."

"This is not teleportation, this is teleportation."

"What's the difference?"

"The difference is huge. Teleportation uses some kind of power floating between heaven and earth to create a space channel. Teleportation means I can run so fast with you."

"It's amazing. Why do I feel like I'm motion sick? How dare I drive at speed..."

"Little weakling."

"Sister Ruyi is too strong! She is so strong that it will move the heavens and the earth! This feeling can only be remembered..."

“No commercial hype.”

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The two knocked on Li Guifang's door.

"Hey, here we come."

The door is also opened. The person who opened the door was a middle-aged woman wearing glasses. His temperament shows that he is a teacher.

It must be Li Guifang.

Li Guifang saw that it was her wish, and quickly nodded and held her hand: "The female fairy is here."

Seeing Ruyi acting like a fairy, Lin Xiang thought her appearance was very funny, but on the surface he pretended to be human and dog-like: "Ahem... I am an immortal..."

As agreed, I gave him a big chestnut.

After entering the door, Ruyi looked around and felt that there was nothing special like last time. So she sat on the sofa and asked Lin Xiang to see it by himself.

Lin Xiang asked Li Guifang: "Where is your daughter?"

Li Guifang: "Xiao Huan is in the bedroom, I will take you over to see her."

Lin Xiang waved his hand: "I'll see for myself, you can do your work."

Opening the bedroom door, the room was very dark. Lin Xiang vaguely saw a faint white air filling the room.

Dong Huan was lying on the bed with his eyes closed.

Lin Xiang took a closer look and found that it was a little beauty.

Pointed face, high nose bridge and small mouth. The skin is as smooth and white as a porcelain doll.

He suddenly understood what Ruyi meant by being materialized. At this moment, Dong Huanjing didn't look like a real person.

Lin Xiang didn't dare to take a closer look. After looking at it too much, he found it a bit scary.

"Little girl~" Lin Xiang shouted.

The other party didn't respond.

"Dong Huan!" Lin Xiang raised his voice.

Dong Huan moved mechanically.

Click click click.

Her eyelids were opened stiffly, and her eyes were as bright as glass beads.

Her pupils slowly moved towards Lin Xiang.

Very scary.

Lin Xiang quickly moved to the door and opened it. Seeing Ruyi, he felt a little more at ease.

If Ruyi knew that he was so frightened, he would not be able to ridicule him to death.

He slowly moved to the bed quietly and found that Dong Huan's eyes were closed again.

There is definitely something wrong with this. How could a normal person do this?

Was he being possessed?

Lin Xiang was confused.

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He told Ruyi what he saw and heard.

Ruyi didn't understand what was going on.

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The two of them returned to Ruyi Noodle House with worries.

Lin Xiang ate the holy fruit fiercely, juices flowing freely. While eating, he asked Ruyi: "Is this the only thing these gods and monsters eat? It's too monotonous! You'll get tired of eating it every day."

Ruyi glanced at him and said, "You still want to eat if you are tired of it?"

"I can't help it. Food in this world is hard to swallow. Every time I encounter something strange, I feel very hungry..."

"There are so many delicious foods and wines in heaven and underworld."

"What's there?"

"There are dragon fruits in the fairy world, fairy fruits..."

"Is it delicious?" Lin Xiang opened his eyes wide.

"I haven't eaten either. I haven't had a chance to go up yet."

Lin Xiang said: "Okay, it's the same as what you said."

"Ask the master, he is a frequent visitor to heaven."

"Isn't he Pluto..."

"The master was once a proud man of the three realms."

Prime Minister Lin didn't want to hear about King Li Bi's glorious history.

"Let's be serious, is that Dong Huan possessed by a ghost?"

Ruyi shook his head: "No, can I still see ghosts?"

"I mean just in case."

"Where is Dong Huan's doll?" Ruyi asked as if she suddenly remembered something.

"In the room of Hades."

"Bring it over and let me take a look."

"Okay, I'll send a message to the bird girl to send it over."

The voice just fell.

Ruyi's face showed a cold light, his face was distorted, and his fangs were fully displayed: "Don't let that pheasant enter my noodle shop!"

Lin Xiang looked at Ruyi's fierce face, trembled with fright, and quickly stood up: "I, I, I... I'll get it!"

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In the troublemaker's backyard, Bird Girl often watches the evil soul playing chess with his stand-in in the pavilion. From time to time, she also guides the stand-in to play chess to suppress the evil soul.

The evil spirit of the evil soul was almost unleashed.

She is simply more evil than an evil soul, and she is a living king of hell.

Lin Xiang shouted from afar: "Xiao Que, don't irritate them. Only by keeping each other in check can they live in peace."

Que Nu glanced at Lin Xiang and smiled softly: "I know what's going on."

The bird girl was wearing a light golden gauze dress today, with a pale complexion and red lips. Her phoenix eyes were looking at Prime Minister Lin.

Lin Xiang was fascinated and swallowed: "Xiao Que, you can play with them, but be careful. That evil god is not a fuel-efficient lamp. If he wants to do something evil to you, just let it rain and burn him! Go to death. Burn! There are holes all over him from the burn...Okay, I'll get to work first."

　Xiehun has a saying that I don’t know if I should say it...

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