Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 66 The Underworld

Lin Xiang took out the bird charm and pressed the dial button.

999888777.

After only two beeps, the other party hung up.

Then, ding~ a text message came: It's not convenient to answer, what can I do?

Lin Xiang replied: I saw it on Tieba. Scan the QR code and add me on WeChat. [QR code picture]
  After a while, there was a ding sound.

Sad Corncob added you as a friend.

Yes. He changed the tone to ding.

He was still a bit old, and he couldn't stand the initial chirping sound of the bird charm.

He upgraded WeChat. The page is simpler. The previous minion expressions have also been revised, making them even cuter.

Since arriving in the underworld, he has changed his WeChat name to: Yin and Yang Troublemaker.

The avatar was also changed to dark purple, which makes it look mysterious and more mature.

He now likes the expression of the minions humming and heying.

He has really matured a lot in the past two years.

Ok.

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He approved the other party's friend application.

Yin and Yang Troublemaker: [Hold your fists] [Hold your fists] [Hold your fists]
  Sad Corncob: Hello, I am not able to speak via voice right now.

Yin Yang Troublemaker: I understand, please explain in detail?
  Sad Corn on the Cob: What should I call you, my friend.

Yin and yang solve the problem: If you don't give up, call me master! [Minions hum and hey expression]
  Sad Corncob: Well, master, it’s like this, my beloved wife, we have been together since the Tang Dynasty, and we have been together for the next three lives and three lives. We have experienced the Anshi Rebellion, the Xuanwumen Revolution, and the Zhenguan Rebellion together...

Yin-Yang Troublemaker: Yeah, yeah.

Sad Corncob: Master, do you understand the feeling of loving someone?

Lin Xiang frowned and thought to himself: You are talking about the fucking point. Who wants to hear that you are here for three lives and ten miles of peach blossoms?

Sad Corn Cob: Because my fate in three lives has ended and I will be reincarnated in the next life, my beloved wife and I will part ways.

It turned out that this was the case, and Prime Minister Lin couldn't help but sigh.

Yin Yang Troublemaker: That’s really a pity.

Sad Corn Cob: So we agreed not to be reincarnated, so we could stay together in the underworld. The harp and harp are playing in harmony, we respect each other as guests, and we live in harmony with each other.

Yin Yang Troublemaker: That's a really good idea. [Thumbs up emoticon]
  Sad Corn Cob: Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. The officials in the underworld who originally promised us not to be reincarnated suddenly went back on their word.

Yin and Yang Troublemaker: These underworld bureaucrats really have no contract spirit.

Sad Corn on the Cob: Because I heard that it is now popular in the world not to get married and not have children. There are fewer and fewer children being born in the human world, so the underworld in the old city wants us to have human heads, but if we reincarnate again, we can't be together. No one in this world cares about our miserable couple!
  Sad Corn Cob: Death is not terrible, and I am willing to live in a secluded place for a long time, as long as we can be together.

Yin Yang Troublemaker: How about giving some gifts to the Yin Division of the Old City?
  Sad corn on the cob: It has been given, and it has been given. But it doesn't work. It only extended our life span by three years. Three years from now, we are still going to reincarnate.

Yin Yang Troublemaker: I understand what you mean.

Sad Corn Cob: Master, is there any solution? Because of this matter, I found a lot of people and spent a lot of money. Many people contacted me on Tieba Forum, but in the end they couldn't help me. For this purpose, I am willing to give up all my family property, including all the rare treasures in my house. Just want to stay with your lover.

In the house? This is a rich guy!

Yin Yang Troublemaker: Let me think of a solution and contact you again.

Sad Corncob: Okay, thank you, Master.

Lin Xiang held the bird talisman in his hand and was in a daze.

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What should I do?
  He has no clue.

He had just arrived, didn't know anyone, and didn't have much to do with him.

Maybe the powerful Ming Lao Monster can do it!
  However, the old monster Ming and the current head of the underworld, Yama, cannot urinate in the same pot.

But the old city is a local underworld. I wonder if Old Monster Ming can talk to him?

"Xiao Xiangzi, what's wrong with you?" Ruyi came over. Lin Xiang came to his senses: "Oh, by the way, sister Ruyi, why haven't I seen Xiaoque in the past two days?"

"I asked her when I came up. The master sent her out to do something."

"No wonder." Lin Xiang didn't dare to say anything for fear of making Ruyi unhappy.

This little bird didn't even tell him when he went out to do errands.

That's all, he has long been used to these wanton women.

"Why are you looking so sad?" Ruyi asked.

Lin Xiang explained the cause and effect in detail.

After hearing this, Ruyi said: "Let's talk about this, maybe the master can really do something about it."

"Really? Then I'll go find Brother Pluto." Lin Xiang stood up.

"But the master is not here today either."

"Okay, let's do it tomorrow." Lin Xiang sat back again.

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After thinking about it, Lin Xiang decided to go to the sad Corn Cob first to understand the situation.

Wait until Pluto comes back tomorrow to discuss a solution.

Lin Xiang sent a message to the other party.

Yin Yang Troublemaker: Brother, are you still here?

Sad Corn on the Cob: The Master of Being.

Yin and Yang Troublemaker: What do you call him?

Sad Corn Cob: Call me Cui Lang.

Yin Yang Troublemaker: My name is Lin Xiang.

Sad Corn Cob: Okay Master Lin, is there any way?

Yin Yang Troublemaker: Xiao Cui, please send me your location. I will send it to you now to understand the situation.

Sad Corn on the Cob: Where is Master Lin now?
  Yin and Yang Troublemaker: Send location [Old City, entrance to South City Gate, Ruyi Noodle House Sanjie No. 2 Store (formerly Yijue Noodle House)]
  Sad Corncob: There is no portal to my place nearby, Master Lin may have to walk a few more blocks.

Yin and Yang Troublemaker: This master has his own teleportation skills.

Sad Corncob: Master Lin, can you teleport? High spiritual power! [Thumbs up emoticon]
  The yin and yang man: The iron itself must be hard. Without diamonds, how could I dare to work on porcelain?

Sad Corn on the Cob: Sending Location [Old City, Shengguanfacai Lane, No. 23, Jiahexiquang District]
  Prime Minister Lin has been wandering outside a lot these past two days, and browsing the old city's post bars and web pages. He has collected a lot of news about the underworld. Getting promoted and making a fortune seems to be the rich area of ​​the old city in the underworld.

Lin Xiang likes to do business with rich people.

I just wanted to see what treasures there are in Cui Lang's house.

Lin Xiang was pacing excitedly while thinking about something.

Suddenly he kicked a soft, dry ball.

A hoarse voice sounded: "Xiao Xiangzi, you kicked me."

I looked down and saw the head of Granny Yijue.

Lin Xiang was startled, retracted his feet, and shouted: "Grandma Yijue, you want to scare me to death. Why do you always let your head move?"

Grandma Yijue opened and closed her mouth: "Ah~ Shiyi wants to play with my head, I will take it off and let her play with it."

"..."

Lin Xiang looked at the poem beside him speechlessly. In her rabbit form, she continues to play ball rolling.

"Teleport!"

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A young man wearing purple brocade appeared out of thin air in the Alley of Promotion and Fortune. His face was as white as jade and he was holding a snow-white rabbit in his arms.

Ever since he ate the Hundred Thousand Years Dragon Fruit, Lin Xiang not only looked younger, but also became more and more beautiful. Under strong light, a white flashing totem sometimes appears on the face.

　Ye Qing returns
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)