The world begins with Hong Kong TV series

Chapter 181: Expired Da Huan Dan! Tathagata Palm! The trio chasing Leon! (7K)
"Hey! I told you that you'd get sores on the soles of your feet if you do this. People who sit still for a long time will get hemorrhoids, not to mention you've been sitting in a cave for hundreds of years without moving."

Lyon watched as Tiancan, who had broken his wings like an eagle in mid-air, fell flat on his face, hugged his thighs and feet and howled in pain, staring at him with ferocious eyes, with an expression of "I took oil" on my face:

"Stop glaring at me and save your energy, idiot!"

"Despicable! You have no moral principles! You used poison!"

Tian Can cursed loudly while frantically activating the powerful internal force of the Tiancan Divine Art in his body, trying to use his own strong internal force to force the poison out.

However, he found that it was of no avail. The sores were like cancer attached to the bones, and there was no trace to be found. It was extremely strange. Instead, as he frantically activated his internal energy, they grew more and more, gradually spreading from the soles of his feet to the base of his thighs... He thought that this might be a horrible poison that he had never seen before.

Tian Can didn't dare to act rashly anymore. With bloodshot eyes, he looked at Leon with a timid look and asked:

"When did you poison me?"

"Just now in the cave, wasn't it? You are so despicable! You seemed to be saving me, but you were actually secretly poisoning me! If you have the guts, come and fight me openly!"

However, Lyon ignored Tiancan who was barking wildly in front of him.

Instead, he stroked his chin with a thoughtful look on his face.

While thinking about the kick that Tiancan had just used to kick him more than ten meters away and break a big tree.

"How did you do that..."

Lyon was puzzled.

He has been wandering in the mainland for so long.

I have seen many "strange people" in the eyes of ordinary people.

But in the end, he exposed and cracked them all with the "scientific way".

Some time ago, he went to that strange Shaolin Temple whose abbot was called 'Master Mengyi' and silenced a group of monks. I heard that the temple was temporarily closed and it also caused quite a chaos... These monks were narrow-minded and hot-tempered. In terms of personal cultivation, they were really not as good as those in Maoshan.

At least the people on Maoshan's side did not send anyone to chase him after the misunderstanding with him. Instead, they took the initiative to reconcile. I heard that Achao also contributed to it. What a good brother.

And now the Shaolin Temple has sent someone to chase me. He's called the Master Facing the Wall, and he's brought with him a young brother and sister. The sister has so-called special abilities and seems to have never been beaten by society. Their names are stranger than each other.

The kick that Tiancan just delivered was very similar to what the monks in Shaolin Temple call "internal force".

But Lyon was keenly aware of it.

The force that Tiancan used to blow him away just now was definitely not just "internal force", it seemed that there was something else mixed in it.

And "inner force" itself is something of feudal superstition, a means of hypnotizing oneself and stimulating potential.

Just like when he was in Shaolin Temple, after revealing the truth about 'internal force', the group of monks really woke up. They no longer had any 'internal force' in their bodies. They all looked like their faith had collapsed, and their expressions showed that they wanted to send him to the eighteenth level of hell.

"..."

"Hey, Tiancan, you just showed off your severe athlete's foot. What is the scientific principle of using athlete's foot as a means of attack? Can you teach me?"

"Actually, your method makes sense. Normally, when we encounter people with athlete's foot, we try to avoid them as far away as possible. But if the athlete's foot is severe enough, it is possible that the person will be sent flying more than ten meters away..."

Leon squatted in front of Tiancan.

Tian Can did not dare to attack him again. After weighing the pros and cons for a moment, he said angrily:

"…Your poison is powerful!"

"You won't be so lucky next time. I'll let you taste my silkworm poison!"

After saying this, Tiancan endured the severe pain caused by the sores on his legs.

He did a somersault, rolled in the air, used his hands instead of his feet, stood upside down, absorbed and exhaled internal energy with his palms, slapped the ground, and jumped away at a rapid speed.

The scene was both funny and weird.

Just like Ouyang Feng who practiced Nine Yin in reverse and became possessed.

"Eh? Why are you running? It's not like I resent you for attacking me with your foot just now."

Leon stretched out his hand, trying to stop him, but he saw that Tiancan was so fast even with his hands that he was about to disappear into the dense forest. He could only shake his head and said:

"You are in trouble. You are walking upside down like this. Your blood is flowing backwards. According to Newtonian mechanics, the sores on the soles of your feet will gradually spread from top to bottom under the action of gravity, and then you will also get sores on your head..."

"--what!"

Under the somewhat dazed gaze of Yunluo and Xiaoman, Tiancan, who was running frantically with his hands in the distance, screamed again and rolled over in pain on the spot.

When he turned around and looked at Leon with hatred and fear, sores suddenly began to appear on his face. His face was originally just ugly, but now it became hideous and terrifying.

"If I don't take revenge today, I will not be a human being!"

Tiancan roared angrily, and regardless of the severe pain all over his body, he used his hands and feet like a madman, rolling and crawling like a wild beast on the loose, and disappeared into the dense forest like the prey that had been snatched out of the hyena's tank, escaping for his life.

"What a powerful poison..."

Yunluo and Xiaoman looked at Leon, who exuded a strange aura, and subconsciously took two steps back.

In their opinion, if one cultivates internal strength to the level of Tiancan, which is enough to rule the world, even if one is not immune to all poisons, the ability to resist poisons should be greatly enhanced.

However, under Leon's strange poison, he was forced into such a miserable state.

Plus, that poison is so disgusting and terrifying...

Yunluo and Xiaoman were women who paid great attention to their appearance. Even though they were grateful to Leon for waking them up and driving Tiancan away, they were subconsciously afraid and did not dare to get too close.

However, seeing Leon's face full of "curiosity", he was ready to catch up with Tiancan.

Yunluo said anxiously again:
"Please stay, benefactor!"

"What are you doing?"

Lyon was obviously a little impatient, afraid that Tiancan would run away.

"... Li, Mr. Li, you saved us and drove away Tiancan. Please accept Yunluo's gratitude. Here is a gift for you."

Yunluo said, taking out a wooden box with a simple style and a lot of weathering.

Pasted on it was a mostly rotten piece of yellow paper with the three words "Da Huan Dan" written in red cinnabar.

Written in ancient Chinese.

Lyon was not sure what dynasty the font belonged to. Like many Hong Kong people of that era, he had a serious imbalance in his academic performance and failed history.

"There are two martial arts secret manuals in here, Tathagata Palm and Seven Spin Slash, and a..." Yunluo was saying.

Leon waved his hand impatiently and interrupted:

"Alright, alright! I don't care about that!"

"I am leaving."

"Don't bother me, I'm not your benefactor. I'm Hong Kong Island's ghost hunting expert. If you encounter any supernatural incidents in the future, you can come to me and I'll help you for free."

After Leon finished speaking, he didn’t want to pay any more attention to the two women. He was only interested in Tiancan now.

"Wait! Mr. Li..., are you planning to get rid of Tiancan?"

Yunluo didn't care about the princess's manners and hurriedly blocked Lyon. In a short period of time, she had changed her name for Lyon several times. She even thought that Lyon's surname was Li. After all, there was no surname "Li" in the dynasty she lived in. It was in the late Qing Dynasty that a Manchu descendant of the Bordered Blue Banner changed his surname to "Li", and this is how this surname came into being.

Yunluo said seriously:
"If you want to deal with Tiancan, we can also help!"

"You want me to take you with me?" Leon frowned.

See Yunluo nodded.

Leon looked from head to toe at Yunluo and Xiaoman who had come over to stand with his princess, his frown never loosening:
"You guys are no match for me. Tiancan is the more interesting one... And you don't have athlete's foot. You've been wrapped in that big cocoon for hundreds of years. You look like two insects, and you're pretty healthy. You shouldn't have any sores."

Lyon commented.

This made Yunluo and Xiaoman frown slightly. After all, they were women living in ancient times, and their ideas were still somewhat conservative and traditional, especially Yunluo, who was a princess of a country.

Xiao Man couldn't help but scolded:

"Hey! Even though you saved us, please be respectful to the princess! Do you know..."

"Okay, Xiaoman." Yunluo stopped her personal maid who was like a sister to her. Seeing that Leon had no intention of negotiating, she did not force it. She just thanked Leon again and asked:

"Hundreds of years have passed like a dream, and the world has changed dramatically. I believe that the world has undergone tremendous changes... Just now in the cave, the hero said that the Yuan Dynasty has been destroyed for hundreds of years. Yunluo doesn't know what to do now. I wonder if the hero Li has any good suggestions?"

"Go to Hong Kong Island and find Ah Chao. He is the most loyal person and will take you in!"

Lyon waved his hand and looked in the direction where Tiancan was running away, with a thoughtful look on his face, thinking about how to catch up with him.

"Hong Kong Island... Then I wonder what your friend Ah Chao's name is? Where can we, the master and the servant, go to find him?"

"His name is Gao Chao. It will be easy to find him when you arrive in Hong Kong Island. It seems that he recently won a fighting competition. Even mainland newspapers have reports about him."

After Lyon finished speaking, he squatted on the ground and stretched out his index finger, which was stained with a little sticky liquid. It was the pus that spilled on the ground after Tiancan's sore burst just now... Under the incredulous gaze of Yunluo and Xiaoman, Lyon put his finger into his mouth and sucked it.

"vomit……"

Yunluo and Xiaoman's stomachs churned. Yunluo couldn't help but cover her mouth, and Xiaoman couldn't help but dry-heaved a few times.

Leon laughed, and pointed at the two women with an expression that said, "You've been fooled."
"You two have such weak observation skills. With your abilities, you still want to stay with me, a ghost hunter? My job is very dangerous!"

"Take a good look. I used my index finger to dip the liquid, but the one I put into my mouth just now was my middle finger! Hahahahaha!"

Leon raised his middle finger to Yunluo and Xiaoman with a smug look on his face.

"..."

Yunluo and the other girl were speechless.

“… Hero, this is a pill that can increase one’s power. Although Tiancan has been poisoned by you, with his Heavenly Silkworm Divine Art and Tiancan Kick, as long as he is not poisoned to death on the spot, he can use his power to gradually force the poison out.”

As Yunluo spoke, she took out a pill the size of a sausage that was pressed under two secret books in the wooden box. The pill was wrapped in red cloth and silk, and on the surface of the silk there was a piece of yellow paper with the words "can cure all poisons and double your power" written on it.

Yunluo handed the pill to Leon:

"Please take this pill, Mr. Li. Then your power will increase and you will be more confident in dealing with Tian Can!"

In Yunluo's heart, she still didn't think that Leon would be Tiancan's opponent in a head-on confrontation. She was proficient in light skills and had just observed clearly that Leon did not have any light skills. Although he was very skilled in using poison, he would not be able to defeat Tiancan head-on.

There would be no need for Leon to poison Tiancan as soon as they met.

After all, poisoning is not honorable and is a means that shows no confidence.

"Elixir?"

Leon took it and observed it for a few seconds, frowning:

"What on earth is this black, dirty mass? The surface is rough and there are so many densely packed small particles... Is it booger? What have you been digging out in the cave for hundreds of years? Are you trying to scare me?!"

"Nose, nose, nose booger?" Xiao Man pointed speechlessly at the Shaolin Da Huan Dan wrapped in red silk in her hand:
"This is the Shaolin Great Huan Dan that everyone in the martial arts world dreams of! One pill can increase one's internal strength by a hundred years. The entire Shaolin Temple must use all its strength and spend more than ten years to refine one pill. Every time the Great Huan Dan appears, it can cause a bloody storm in the martial arts world. Countless martial artists will fight for it, and the blood will flow like a river!"

"You actually said that the Great Huandan is like..."

Xiaoman's face looked extremely strange.

"Is it really that magical?"

Leon took half a bite, and the unpalatable taste made his face bitter. He felt like he had eaten a field of rice.

"...It is said that the Shaolin Great Huan Dan can increase a person's internal strength by a hundred years. However, this one has been stored in the cave for hundreds of years, and most of its medicinal effects have been lost. It is estimated that it can only increase a person's internal strength by thirty years at most."

Yunluo was smart and studious since childhood. Born as a royal princess, she had read many precious books of the time, even those on pharmacology, and gave her own judgment.

"What? It's expired, right? Expired things are unhealthy, throw them away!"

However, after hearing what she said, Leon, who already felt like vomiting, threw away the pill he had taken a bite of like throwing away garbage.

"Hey?!"

Yunluo and Xiaoman exclaimed and quickly ran over to pick it up.

Leon had completely lost his patience with the two women. He spat a few times with a look of disgust on his face, then smelled the taste on his index finger. He couldn't help but vomit and spit all over the floor. However, he also followed the direction Tiancan left based on the smell.

"It's okay, it's just a little dusty..."

Xiao Man picked up the pill with a distressed look on her face. At the same time, she carefully brushed away the dust on the surface of the pill. Seeing that the pill had not been reduced in size and had not been damaged, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Bye Leon had already run far away. Looking at the vomit on the ground, Xiaoman frowned, shook her head and murmured:
"What a weirdo..."

Then he looked at Yunluo in confusion:
"Princess, what should we do next?"

Yunluo sighed as she watched Leon leave without looking back, and did not call him again. She had already realized that this was probably not a reliable person.

Said softly:

"Since this strange man recommended that we go to Hong Kong Island to look for that noble man Gao...Gao, then let's go look for him for now. This half-full Great Huan Dan will be our greeting gift to Gao!"

"Princess, why don't you eat this half of the Dahuan Dan? The internal strength gained in more than ten years will be enough to greatly improve your martial arts. Then you can practice the Tathagata Palm. When you have mastered it, you won't be afraid of Tiancan coming to you!" Xiao Man suggested seriously.

"It's not that simple, Xiao Man... Tathagata Palm is a test of the practitioner's aptitude. One's physique, constitution, and comprehension are all essential. My comprehension is sufficient, but my constitution is not suitable for this peerless martial art."

Yunluo shook her head slightly and continued:
“And even if I force myself to practice, I will never be able to master the ninth move, Ten Thousand Buddhas Paying Homage to the Emperor. Tiancan is a highly skilled martial artist, and he has already mastered his unique skill, the Tiancan Kick, to a very high level. If I don’t master the ninth move of the Tathagata Palm, I will definitely not be able to defeat him…”

"Let's go to Hong Kong Island and meet the noble man recommended by that strange man first. Since ancient times, dragons don't live with snakes, and tigers don't hang out with dogs. That noble man must be an ordinary person... I just hope he's not as crazy as this 'ghost hunting expert'."

"If he is qualified enough to practice the Tathagata Palm, I can also try to assist and teach him how to practice this peerless palm technique. Then I can ask him to help subdue the great devil Tiancan! And eliminate a great evil for the world!"

"Let's go, Xiao Man, let's leave here first... Before going to Hong Kong Island, first familiarize yourself with the language and writing of the current dynasty, and then find out the location of Hong Kong Island."

After saying that, Yunluo displayed her Qinggong skills, and her whole body became like a wisp of white smoke, floating like a startled wild goose, her body extremely light, and she flew out of the dense forest.

Xiao Man hurried to catch up. Her martial arts skills were obviously much worse than Yun Luo's, and her movements were not graceful enough, but she puffed up her cheeks, put in all her strength, and her speed was equally fast.

……

……

And after the two women left for about a few hours.

The morning light is dim.

The sky turned white.

The clear bird song deep in the dense forest was interrupted by three figures with fluttering sleeves, stepping on branches, and breaking through the air, startling the birds and causing chaos in the forest.

"Leon should have just arrived here... What a powerful skill. Did he encounter a strong enemy and get hurt?"

The Wall-Facing Master stopped on the big tree that was broken by Leon, and noticed the blood left by Leon.

"Eh~ How disgusting!" Another very short figure suddenly said with a look of disgust, stepping on the pus behind Tiancan's broken sore, and said in a baby voice. It turned out to be a bald little monk about seven years old, with a cute face, wearing monk's robes, and holding a pacifier in his mouth.

(Figure)

"Xiaolong, you've been sucking on your pacifier all night. Don't act so childish when you're out."

The last figure spoke softly. It was a young woman with a pigtail and a blue cloth dress. There was a sense of alienation from the world between her delicate eyebrows. She looked pure and stubborn.

(Figure)

At this time, she was advising her brother, and she didn't seem to care much about everything around her. Seeing that the pus her brother stepped on was not poisonous and harmless, she didn't look at it too much, but just took out an old oil-paper umbrella from behind:

"It looks like it's going to rain..."

"I'll just suck it. I like it. Sucking the pacifier can supplement nutrition and give me more strength!" The bald little monk did not listen to his sister. He sucked the pacifier hard a few times. When he took it out, there was a candy behind the pacifier.

The little monk smiled and licked it a few times with a look of enjoyment.

"Xiaoyan! Xiaolong! Be serious!"

Master Facing the Wall looked at the brother and sister in front of him with a headache.

This brother and sister are pure in heart and born extraordinary, especially the elder sister, who is born with supernatural powers. Looking throughout the entire temple, no one is sure that they can beat her. They can be said to be the reincarnation of heaven and the gods who have come down to earth.

The younger brother is also very talented. Although he does not have supernatural powers like his sister, his aptitude for martial arts is unprecedented. He can learn any move at a glance. At the age of seven, he has not only mastered most of the Shaolin Temple's unique skills, but also developed a deep inner strength that even the monks in the temple can hardly achieve.

Fortunately, both the brother and sister are kind-hearted and definitely not evil. They will not bring disaster to the world. Otherwise... otherwise, they will definitely be strangled by the army, bombarded by countless artillery shells, surrounded by planes and rockets, and even the Shaolin Temple will be implicated...

Master Mianbi is very clear who is in charge now.

Fortunately, their Shaolin Temple had already reached cooperation with the local area, and even he, the Shaolin master, had a regular position...

He often helps the organization deal with some troublesome "strange" things and important tasks that ordinary police officers cannot handle.

For example, in the first half of the year, several thousand-year-old armored corpses escaped from Maoshan and were about to harm the human world by sucking blood to restore the corpse qi in their bodies.

Fortunately, their Shaolin Temple sent out the brother and sister Xiaoyan and Xiaolong in time.

They worked together to repel those armored corpses.

Finally, they dragged the Taoist priests from Mount Maoshan over and together they subdued those bloodthirsty monsters that were causing panic among the masses.

"Uncle-master, is that Leon more dangerous than the thousand-year-old armored corpse?" Xiaoyan asked.

"...In a way, Leon is more dangerous than the thousand-year-old armored corpse!"

Master Facing the Wall sighed deeply:

"A few days ago, Yan Zhen, the director of the special ability department, talked to me. Originally, they had a special ability person from their department specially placed in the Hong Kong Island Mental Hospital where Lyon lived, to keep an eye on Lyon."

"I didn't expect that Leon still left Hong Kong Island, and that person with special abilities seemed to have a mental disorder and became a real psychopath. Now he is staying in the mental hospital in Hong Kong Island and doesn't want to come out. Yan Zhen is also having a headache now."

"Mental disorder...so scary!" The bald little monk Xiaolong shrank his neck.

"...Can we deal with Leon with the three of us?" Xiaoyan continued to ask. At this time, a drizzle was falling from the sky. She held up an oil-paper umbrella, wearing a blue dress and cloth shoes. She looked like a person in a painting, as if she was in a world apart from the others.

Xiaolong had already hidden his head under the oil-paper umbrella.

The master facing the wall had a profound expression on his face, "deep inner strength, invulnerable to wind and rain", and sighed:

"That Leon is extremely evil. His methods are a bit like the Taoist's 'Words Come True', but that is the highest realm of Taoist practice... How could it be mastered by a psychopath? In fact, among the three of us this time, you, Xiaoyan, are the only one who can possibly deal with him... If even you can't do it, we in Shaolin Temple have tried our best, and I'm sure the others won't have much to say."

"Uncle Master, rest assured. I will do my best."

Xiaoyan nodded lightly, a serious look appearing on her pretty face.

“Don’t be too stressed. This time, besides our Shaolin Temple, there are many people chasing Leon. Yan Zhen is also leading the elites of the special ability department to track him.”

The Wall-Facing Master comforted him.

Then he looked at the rain that was getting heavier and heavier above his head:

"Let's go! Let's find a place to take shelter from the rain first. We've been traveling all night using Qinggong, so let's take a break!"

……

……

Hong Kong Island.

The backstage of an event.

Gao Chao was explaining to Luo Huiling, who had a complicated and shocked expression on her face, why the knife wound on his face healed so quickly.

At this moment, an unexpected phone call came.

It turned out to be from Lyon.

"…What? You're telling the truth!"

After listening to Lyon's story, Gao Chao's eyes lit up.

I was about to continue asking for more details.

Leon on the other end said, "I'm about to catch up with that guy with bad athlete's foot, my good brother, let's talk next time," and then hung up the phone.

"Hey……"

Gao Chao listened to the beeping sound on the other end of the phone in silence.

Lyon is such a pity.

It's so fucking embarrassing!

Gao Chao complained in his heart, and then many thoughts flashed through his mind.

Leon has obviously encountered the plot of [Modern Tathagata Palm].

This made Gao Chao think deeply. This guy Lyon might be a man with good luck.

Otherwise it would not be easy to find the cave.

Just like in the original movie, it only stated that the cave was in Heilongjiang Province.

But there is no detailed explanation of the exact location and cave in Heilongjiang Province, so no one knows.

The Hong Kong Island in this alien world is much larger than the real one. The same is true for the mainland. Gao Chao even suspects that the entire earth is larger than in his previous life.

Gao Chao had thought about looking for the cave where the [Modern Tathagata Palm] was located in the past.

After all, there are expired Dahuan Dan in the cave, and there is Princess Yunluo with the character of "Wang Yuyan who knows martial arts", who has her own martial arts and teaching abilities, as well as the martial arts secrets of Tathagata Palm. It is simply a one-stop service.

Unfortunately, even the two protagonists were involved in various misunderstandings and blunders due to coincidence. They were chased, bitten by snakes, and had their butts burned by fire because of suspected smuggling of national treasures... A series of accidents led to them falling into a cave.

Gao Chao was not sure he could replicate these experiences.

And most importantly, he was not sure whether this alien world had integrated the [Modern Tathagata Palm]. There were so many girls waiting for him to pick up, and so many talents waiting for him to unlock, but Gao Chao had limited energy and was unable to do so.

"Leon said that Princess Yunluo and her maid Xiaoman will come to Hong Kong Island to find me. This is a good thing, especially since Tiancan is being tortured by Leon... This guy's fighting power is so abnormal that he can even catch bullets with his bare hands. I really can't deal with him..."

Gao Chao nodded secretly.

He remembered that Tiancan obtained a thousand-year-old ginseng king hundreds of years ago.

It was divided into two halves. Eating half of it would give one a thousand years of life. The remaining half was semi-forced to be eaten by Princess Yunluo and her maid Xiaoman.

Yunluo and Xiaoman's lifespans were increased by 800 years respectively. With their original lifespans, they can live to about 900 years old.

Almost catching up with the Nascent Soul stage of other immortals...

It's totally off the mark.

Tiancan is also an ultimate bootlicker.

This kind of natural treasure that can increase lifespan is given away just like that. This requires a smart brain that not everyone can match.

"Zhami, call my cousin Siyanming and ask him to go to the mainland and find out about two young women who behave strangely, like people from ancient times. They call themselves a princess and a maid. One is called Yunluo and the other is called Xiaoman..."

Gao Chao said to Zhanmi and added a lot of details.

Then he said to Luo Huiling, who had just thought he had received a very important and confidential call and was deliberately avoiding it, standing outside the door, dressed in a homely style and holding a thermos bucket:

"Sister Ling, my charity fund press conference is about to begin. Tingting is hosting it. Let's go and take a look."

……

soon.

Superman Charitable Foundation launch site.

Under the media spotlight, Gao Chao was wearing an expensive white suit and had a "charitable" expression on his face.

……

(End of this chapter)