I asked you to play a dungeon, why don't you just raise the BOSS here?

Chapter 291: Meet the boss, Mrs. Yazhai
“Where does the dog go!”

The real Li Kui who came later was obviously an irritable old man. When he saw the strong man with an ax running away, he became furious.

Amidst the roar, Li Kui's pace quickened a little more, bringing flying sand and rocks along the way.

At first glance, it looked like a black whirlwind blowing from the ground.

Well, it's just the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.

There was originally a gap of more than half a mile between the two, but in less than two minutes, Li Kui had caught up with the strong man holding the axe.

Amidst the fierce shouting, Li Kui raised his fist as big as a casserole and hit the strong man on the head.

"Don't bully others too much!"

The strong man turned pale with fright, suppressed the fear in his heart, gritted his teeth, pulled out the ax from his waist, and slashed at Li Kui's arm with his backhand.

His arm strength is pretty good, more or less equivalent to a few ocean horses.

The strong man holding the ax was dumbfounded, trembling all over and speechless.

Li Kui's neck shrank slightly, he rounded his arms and slapped the axe.

"Well done!"

"Grandpa, please forgive me!"

Nowadays, the spiritual energy recovery seems to have improved significantly, making Li Kui's defense far better than the original.

He didn't bother to pay attention and continued to yell at the strong man holding the axe.

"There are no traces of the circulation of Gang Qi. It must be either hard work or just rough skin and thick flesh..."

This axe is very heavy, and when struck with the axe, it is extremely powerful.

"..."

Li Kui looked back and saw Lin Xuan and his two men approaching slowly.

In an instant, Li Kui's right arm swelled up as if it had been inflated, and it was full of tendons.

Holding the ax and charging forward, it is a bloody storm.

"You! Big...Uncle..."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Go over and say hello to him and ask him something."

"Whether or not you accept it is not decided by comparing who is the roughest..."

"Okay, give me a hand."

Li Kui also needs Bao Xu, Xiang Chong, and Li Gun to lead five hundred players to help him cover his defense, so that he can fully utilize his offensive power.

There is indeed little advantage against masters, and his hand-to-hand combat ability is average. He can't even defeat the faceless Jiao Ting who is famous for wrestling with his bare hands.

"Besides, there are indeed a lot of rough guys in the village. But if the boss is also rough, that's the end of it..."

Ah Qing's smile was a bit cunning: "You are not as rough as a rough guy, but you can actually become the head of Liangshan. Do others admire you?"

"I am your ancestor!"

Li Kui became more and more angry, and raised his fist at an angle to block the axe.

But when this guy meets a soldier, he kills people like mowing grass.

Ah Qing covered his temples and looked a little confused: "Are ordinary people in this world so powerful?"

Yaocai is more flexible...

"Then where should you be rough?"

Li Kui stretched out his five fingers and squeezed hard.

The strong man was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly pulled out another ax with his left hand and struck Li Kui's neck.

"After all, he is also the reincarnation of the Demon Star. It's hard to say whether he is a human being. He is definitely not an ordinary person."

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"You bitch, do you recognize me? Why do you assume my name and do these harmful things!"

"Being able to block an ax with just your body is quite impressive..."

Of course, the original Water Margin is relatively low-key.

"I feel like this person is too straight-minded and not easy to communicate with..."

Amidst the dull collision sound, the whizzing ax struck Li Kui's arm, splashing a few sparks, and then froze in mid-air.

Lin Xuan said speechlessly: "At least it should be thick where it should be thick and thin where it should be thin."

At the corner of the mountain road, Lin Xuan glanced at the aggressive Li Kui and nodded slightly.

"I bullied your mother!"

The ax was whipped dozens of meters away, and the strong man holding the ax spewed blood. He staggered and fell to the ground, and then Li Kui stepped on his chest with a familiar foot.

"...Let's go over and take a look first. I just want to ask Li Kui."

The strong man holding the ax went numb, unable to hold the ax, and flew away, landing far away on the ground.

Li Kui's comprehensive strength probably belongs to the second echelon of Liangshan.

The strong man holding the ax felt like he was about to be stepped on, so he forced a smile and said: "The villain's surname is also Li, and his nickname is Li Gui. He is also from Grandpa's family. If Grandpa spares the villain's life, the villain will Recognize grandpa as grandpa.”

"Ok?"

Li Kui was stunned for a moment and cursed: "Go away and stop being friends with grandpa. Grandpa asked you why you are taking my name and harming people here?"

"Well..., even the gods and ghosts are afraid of me when I mention my grandpa's name. So I used my grandpa's name and randomly cut paths here to help my grandpa accumulate some virtue."

"Help me accumulate virtue?"

"But when a lonely guest passed by and heard my grandpa's name, he naturally left his luggage and ran away. The young man can't be considered harmful."

Li Gui rolled his eyes: "Originally, the villain was here to rob the road. When he encountered the guests, he would inevitably fight with each other, and death and injury were inevitable. Now, by mentioning Grandpa's name, the guests can save their lives, and the villain can also take some money and live in peace for the whole family. , I have to thank you, Grandpa, both inside and outside, for your great merits!"

"...Is this the truth?"

Li Kui's mind was a little unable to turn around, and he subconsciously relaxed a little: "So, the master has done a good thing?"

"That's right, of course it is!"

Li Gui was overjoyed and said with a flattering smile: "My grandpa is actually a Buddhist in the Ten Thousand Family, and he even begged me to spare my life. When my grandpa returned to the village and told the leaders about this matter, who among the top and bottom leaders wouldn't admire my grandpa?" "

"There is some truth in what you say."

Li Kui thought for a long time, and a smile gradually appeared on his rough face: "Hahaha! Who am I, Tieniu, how can I be worthy of being admired by all my brothers?"

"No way..."

Ah Qing was speechless for a while: "Silly man, this person is playing tricks on you, do you really believe it?"

"Tricking me?"

Li Kui felt a little irritated and stared: "Little girl, how did this person play tricks on me? If you can't make sense, I will beat...beat your husband-in-law."

"It really brings disaster to Chiyu..."

Lin Xuan smiled faintly and was too lazy to answer the question.

Naturally, he came here to ask about Liangshan's situation.

But now that there is an outsider like Li Gui, it is a bit inconvenient.

It won't be too late to wait until this guy is dealt with.

"You can't beat my husband."

Seeing that Lin Xuan did not object, Ah Qing felt a little happy, and said with a smile: "This person used your name to steal people's luggage here, and the robbed guests will think that it was you who were stupid. Those people go back It would be weird if I didn’t scold you to death, why would I blame you on someone else?”

"Nonsense! Grandpa Li, don't listen to this little girl's nonsense!"

Li Gui's face changed drastically, he glanced at Ah Qing with an extremely malicious look, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Hmph! Damn it, it seems like this is true!"

Li Kui's figure flashed, and he picked up an ax like a strong wind, and stepped back on Li Gui who was struggling to get up: "You are ruining my reputation, learn how to use two axes from me, and eat one of my axes."

"do not!"

Li Gui hurriedly apologized: "Grandpa, if you kill one of me, you will kill two of me!"

"Huh? How come if I kill one of you, I'll kill both of you?"

Li Kui was stunned again, stopped his hand, and asked suspiciously: "Is it possible that you are also pregnant with a child?"

"..."

Lin Xuan was speechless for a while and shook his head secretly.

Therefore, it is more troublesome to use tricks against such reckless people.

Many times, normal people's thinking simply cannot match the opposite brain circuit.

"The villain didn't dare to cut the path because he had a ninety-year-old mother at home with no one to support him."

"That's why the villain came up with this strategy, grabbing some single parcels to support his mother. In fact, he never dared to harm anyone."

Li Gui ignored his complaints and hurriedly cried: "Now that grandpa has killed this villain, my mother must be starved to death."

"This..., I came home specially to pick up my mother. If I kill a person who raises my mother, heaven and earth will not bless me."

Li Kui looked a little moved: "Come on, come on! I'll spare your life."

"Don't be in a hurry to let me go, you black guy."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Ask him, how old was his mother when she gave birth to him?"

"How old are you? Why do you ask this...huh?"

Li Kui looked down at Li Gui and became furious: "You are not even thirty yet. Could it be that your mother must have been in her sixties to give birth to you?"

"Grandpa, grandpa, spare your life!"

Li Gui was shocked and said with a forced smile: "Maybe I misremembered my age."

"Hmph! I heard that you were so skillful in what you said just now, so you must have been prepared for it a long time ago."

"He has done many evil things, and he has repeatedly entertained the master. He deserves to die!"

Li Kui stopped listening to his sophistry and stepped down hard.

Li Gui screamed, and several of his ribs were broken and inserted into his heart and lungs.

Within a moment, he vomited blood and died.

"The old gentleman always said that I was careless and reckless, and I almost fell into the trap of that thief just now. Thank you both for telling me."

Li Kui looked at Ah Qing's chic and bright look, and seemed a little embarrassed. He pulled off Li Gui's clothes and put them on himself, then bowed his hands and saluted.

The posture is actually pretty standard.

"We are all brothers, so there is no need to be polite."

Lin Xuan's thoughts moved slightly and he returned the salute: "The old gentleman you are talking about, is his surname Huang Mingshang?"

"My own brother? Your surname is Li too? Huh? That's not right!"

Li Kui touched his head and wondered: "Mr. Huang won't let us say his name, how can outsiders know."

"I haven't been back to Liangshan for a while, but I shouldn't be considered an outsider yet."

"What you said is funny! Although I am reckless, I have been in Liangshan for two or three years, so I still can't recognize my brothers."

Li Kui looked worried: "Tell me, what is your surname, and what is your name in the world?"

"My surname is Lin Mingxuan."

Lin Xuan flicked his sleeves and said calmly: "I haven't traveled around the world for several years, so let's not mention the nickname I had before."

Strictly speaking, Lin Xuan still had the nickname "Ba Dao" at the beginning.

However, at that time, it was just for gaining reputation, so I took it casually. Now that times have changed, Lin Xuan feels a subtle sense of shame when he thinks of this nickname.

As a person who is about to become an immortal...

This nickname is completely black history.

Must be cut!

Suddenly, Lin Xuan also understood the pain of "Thunder Sword Mad Monk and Mang King Kong".

"Lin Xuan? Up and down Mount Liang, how often have we been like this... eh?"

Li Kui suddenly trembled, with a shocked look in his eyes: "You...are you Ba, Ba Dao brother?"

"……probably."

"After my two brothers killed the dog thieves Cai Jing and Gao Qiu, there has been no news for these years. All the heads of the family miss their brothers very much."

"I think about what happened to my brother in the past. I drank hundreds of bottles of wine alone. I wish I could be a part of it. I didn't expect to see you today... huh?"

Li Kui looked excited and wanted to bow down.

Suddenly, the corner of Li Kui's eye drifted to Li Gui...

Li Kui seemed to have thought of something. He was slightly startled and hesitated to speak.

"Are you worried that I am also a Xibei?"

Lin Xuan laughed and said, "When I left, I left a few secret messages with Lao Huang. You can ask."

"Then you're welcome, little brother."

Li Kui looked around and whispered: "I am Shuibo Liangshan, also known as Peach Blossom Island. What is the code word of our sect?"

"The shadows of peach blossoms fall and fly to the divine sword, and the tide of the blue sea touches the jade flute."

"Yes, yes! My brother is right. It took me seven or eight days just to memorize these two lines of bird... two lines of good poetry."

Li Kui's face showed joy: "There is another one, the chicken becomes the lotus root and remains the same."

"Symbols look at the quadrant..."

"Brother wants to harm me!"

Li Kui was so happy that he turned over and bowed his head.

"Nowadays, when we go out and meet each other on the left and right, not in the gathering hall, Black Whirlwind does not need to be polite."

Lin Xuan smiled faintly and stretched out his hand to help.

After these several copies, he still couldn't accept the boldness and roughness of everyone kowtowing to each other.

Not as comfortable as a duck in water like Song Jiang.

"Hahaha! Brother is indeed as good as the rumors say!"

"Brother, don't call me Black Whirlwind. I'm so embarrassed. Just call me Tieniu."

Li Kui became more and more delighted and shouted: "I, Tieniu, am very happy to see my brother. If I don't kowtow a few times and feel uncomfortable all over my body, please don't pay attention to me!"

He speaks honestly and kowtows unambiguously.

In three or two strokes, he knocked the gravel on the ground into stone powder.

"...Tie Niu, please get up and talk."

Lin Xuan breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Li Kui was really able to enjoy himself alone, and waved his hand.

It seems that his personality has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, which saves him a lot of trouble.

It’s just a big sworn bond. Whenever we meet a good guy, we just bump into each other...

Then Lin Xuan must resign.

"Is this Brother Huang, the second boss?"

Li Kui stood up and wiped his forehead, then bowed to Ah Qing: "Brother Huang, bow to Tieniu."

"Don't...don't worship indiscriminately, I'm not that person."

Ah Qing glanced at Lin Xuan and blushed slightly: "My husband and I are here to help. We are not Liangshan heroes."

"Sister-in-law, isn't she a hero from Liangshan?"

"Oh! I understand, my sister-in-law is the wife of the head of the family, and we also have a wife in Liangshan."

Li Kui thought for a moment, his dark face showed joy, and he lay down again: "In this case, my sister-in-law will also accept a few nods from me."

"Ah? Mrs. Yazhai?"

Ah Qing was confused after hearing this, and looked at Lin Xuan speechlessly: "Is the status of our Lady of Liangshan Yazhai so high?"

"That's my sister-in-law, so naturally she has some status..."

Lin Xuan thought for a while, shook his head and said: "Your situation is a bit special, but if others sincerely worship you, let them worship you..."

In an ordinary bandit den, Mrs. Yazhai is quite important.

After all, in the past, the mountain was king, and the bandits were basically men.

Affected by the times, women are also the standard for measuring property and power.

If the boss can't get a wife, it means that the strength of this village is too weak. Or the economic level here is too backward and there is no oil or water.

If things go on like this, people will naturally become unstable and it will be difficult to lead the team.

Spiritual young men who are determined to pursue a career as bandits will often inquire beforehand.

If it is found that the boss of this cottage is still a bachelor, then he will definitely have no future, and he is not willing to come here and starve for nine meals in three days.

The bachelor boss cannot recruit enough younger brothers, and his strength becomes weaker and weaker. He cannot go down the mountain and do all kinds of evil, and most of the time he can only starve, falling into a vicious cycle.

Therefore, Lulin often calls Mrs. Yazhai as Mrs. Yazhai.

The pressure of suppressing the stronghold is equivalent to "township", the town that holds the treasure of the mountain.

With Mrs. Yazhai, the village was consolidated.

Of course, with the scale of Liangshan, there is no need to care about such bad feudal habits.

Song Jiang, the boss of the original novel, has been single since he went to the mountain, and he can still eat and drink every day.

Li Kui took a fancy to this, and he was probably still a bandit fundamentalist.

No wonder he is so resistant to recruitment.

"If you suppress Mrs. Zhai, just suppress Mrs. Zhai..."

Ah Qing watched Li Kui conscientiously kowtow nine times and curled his lips, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Tieniu, how is the situation on the mountain now?"

Lin Xuan waited for Li Kui to get up and finish cleaning up, then he opened his mouth and asked.

"Back to the boss, the village is very prosperous these days. It can be regarded as the leading den of thieves in the north."

"According to your instructions in the past, brothers built high walls, accumulated food, slowly became kings, and built the stronghold like an iron barrel."

"In the past few years, the imperial court has sent large armies to conquer several times, and each time we lost troops and generals. Even the chief eunuch named Tong was beaten to the point where he lost his armor and armor, and gradually the imperial court stopped coming."

Li Kui looked proud: "I heard Wu Xuexuu say that now there is only Fang La in the south in the green forest, which can compete with us."

"Are the other brothers in the village okay?"

"Everything is fine. It's just that Mr. Huang thinks of something from time to time and gives it to everyone. Only a few people can understand it each time."

"Mr. Huang also despises everyone for being uneducated, forcing... ahem, persuading everyone to memorize Zhouyi and Tao Te Ching. It's really a headache."

Seemingly thinking of something, Li Kui subconsciously covered his head and quickly said, "I, Tieniu, are different from them. I, Tieniu, feel that endorsement is a blessing, so it would be better to memorize more books!"

"Indeed, it is good to read more books."

Lin Xuan nodded: "When I go back, I will find some books for you to memorize."

"what?"

Li Kui was obviously stunned for a moment, his face stiff.

"Let's not talk about the endorsement for now..."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Are everyone in the village now?"

"Well... Mr. Huang has actually not revealed his identity, and he still has some temporary posts in the court."

"I heard that Fang La has become more and more disgraceful in recent years. The imperial court sent many officials on expeditions, but they were all skinned and cramped by Fang La. No one dared to go."

"Mr. Huang found out, so he took Song Yasi, Wu Xuexue and Wu Dutou to have a look. It should take some time before they come back. Chao Tianwang, Coach Lin and Master Lu are in charge of the whole village."

Li Kui thought for a while: "In addition, Taoist Master Gongsun has to serve as a filial piety for his master for five years, and he will be back in about two or three months."

"Fang La? This person can be regarded as having some luck."

Lin Xuan nodded: "What do you have to do now?"

Many literary works have two assumptions about Fang La.

I like to portray him as a heroic figure with great ambition and concern for the common people.

But Fang La in history was really evil in what he did.

After the incident, he burned houses and robbed children of gold and silk, leaving good people along the way homeless and had no choice but to join his rebel army.

After capturing Hangzhou, they set fire to the city for six days, killing countless people.

Any officials who were caught would have their flesh and limbs cut off, their lungs and intestines removed, or they could be boiled into ointment and pierced with arrows for fun.

"History of the Song Dynasty" has a record of this: "The rise of La destroyed fifty-two counties in six prefectures and killed two million civilians. The women they plundered escaped from the thieves' cave and were hanged in the forest. They were killed by Tang Yan, Within eighty-five miles of Kuanling Mountains, nine villages and valleys face each other."

It can be seen that Fang La's lower limit is much lower than that of Song Jiang and others.

Fang La in the Water Margin plane may have been blessed by some luck, but he was much more powerful than those in history. He was emperor for at least a few more years.

But the governance is also extremely abstract, and all kinds of people have no life...

So when Song Jiang broke through the city, the people welcomed Master Wang and came to help in the battle.

With Lao Huang's temper, Fang La would probably be displeased with him.

According to the setting of the gold system, Lao Huang and Fang La are also destined to fight.

Let’s wait until we see Lao Huang to ask about the specific situation.

"I am going home to visit relatives this time, and I want to take my mother to Liangshan to enjoy the blessings."

Li Kui was a little embarrassed: "My mother has been waiting for so many years, and there is no rush at this time. I will send my brother and sister-in-law up the mountain first, and it will not be too late to come back."

"Filial piety is still very important."

Lin Xuan and Ah Qing looked at each other and said calmly: "Well, we have plenty of time. Let's go up the mountain together after you pick me up."

According to the plot of Water Margin, Li Kui's mother should have been eaten by a group of tigers on the way.

This is the famous story of Li Kui "killing four tigers in Yiling".

This thing is quite tragic.

At present, Li Kui was respectful to the two of them and kowtowed.

Lin Xuan thought it would be better to do a favor.

Anyway, Ah Qing can't walk fast at the moment, so he won't waste much time.

"Thank you, Master!"

Li Kui was overjoyed: "A lot of things have happened on the mountain in recent years. Let Tie Niu tell the boss one by one on the way."

"Very good, lead the way."

(End of this chapter)