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Chapter 393 Divination of the Universe, you are not a human being at all...

The first floor in the world

Although Wen Chouchou looks a bit like a comedian, he is still very capable in doing things.

After the grandfather and grandson had a simple bath and changed their clothes, he had also dealt with all the excessive and prohibited items.

At the end of the hall, the originally magnificent dragon throne was replaced with a tiger-skin chair made of rosewood.

As a result, the originally majestic and dignified No. 1 Restaurant in the World suddenly had a bit of the banditry of a copycat.

Well, for a gang, it is normal to have the tiger's skin chair.

Although the dragon throne is majestic, it is obviously impossible for ordinary people to control it.

Sitting on it can shorten your life...

"The power of heaven is unpredictable, good fortune is hard to come by, and the era of hegemony is over."

Walking into the gang leader's hall and looking at the bare pillars, the clay Buddha felt something in his heart and sighed softly.

It is certainly a good thing that Xiongba is dead.

But this also shows that the previous hexagrams he had predicted were not so accurate.

If you think about this problem carefully, it is actually quite embarrassing.

For a top-notch fortune teller, making a wrong prediction is a great shame.

Compared with this, the clay Buddha would even rather turn himself back into a face full of sores.

I'm too embarrassed to see anyone anyway.

"Clay Buddha, you are wrong. There has never been an era of dominance."

"Before, those peerless masters hid themselves from the world, which allowed Xiongba, a jumping clown, to become the king."

"Let alone anything else, the master's cultivation alone is earth-shattering. With just a wave of his hand, he could blast the tyrant into pieces."

Wen Chouchou waved his small fan and said, "Not to mention Xiong Ba, even masters like Yu Luosha, the leader of the Demon Cult, and Di Shitian, the leader of the Tianmen Sect, had their necks broken by Master Lin one by one."

"I-I see..."

The clay Buddha was dumbfounded and bowed to Lin Xuan: "I will never forget your kindness, Imperial Master."

"No need to be so polite, old sir."

Lin Xuan frowned slightly: "Wen Chouchou, there is nothing for you to do here, get out."

Although Lin Xuan had heard a lot of flattering words from time to time.

But Lin Xuan still found it difficult to adapt to Wen Chouchou's exaggerated boasting.

I wonder if Lan Yu and Xu Fu would die with regret if they knew about this...

"Yes, yes, Chouchou won't bother His Excellency the Imperial Master anymore."

Wen Chouchou quickly smiled and took small steps back.

"Wait a moment!"

Lin Xuan's mind moved slightly, and he pointed at the timid Xiao Min: "How about this, you prepare some good snacks to fill the stomach of this little girl."

The Clay Buddha just ate a blood bodhi, and if it is slowly absorbed, it should last for ten days or half a month.

If you ask him to eat now, he probably won't be able to eat.

But it seemed a little inhumane to let his granddaughter go hungry.

"Snacks..."

Xiao Min swallowed subconsciously and held her belly with her hands: "Are you really going to let me eat it?"

"Of course! The cakes of our Tianxiahui are delicious and clean."

"Little sister, you can eat more. You won't get fat as long as you exercise more."

"Oh no, that's not right. Eating too much sweets will cause cavities in your teeth."

Wen Chouchou's face was full of enthusiasm, and he fanned Xiao Min a few times with a small fan: "After you finish eating, brother will take you to brush your teeth."

Although, Wen Chouchou was a little confused as to why Lin Xuan cared so much about the clay Buddha.

But as the chief steward, Wen Chouchou's basic professional attitude is still very clear.

Since he is Lin Xuan's guest of honor, Wen Chouchou will naturally make sure the details of the reception are perfect.

He did not treat the matter half-heartedly just because the granddaughter was young.

"grandfather?"

Xiao Min looked at Wen Chouchou's smiling face, hesitated for a moment, and called out in a low voice.

"You go ahead. Grandpa just promised the National Master and the Demon Lord Senior that he would help them with their fortune-telling."

The clay Buddha walked to the table and applied oil to the Qiankun Five Elements Turntable: "It won't take long. When you are full, Grandpa will be ready."

"Okay, I'll leave some more snacks for grandpa."

"Little girl, we have plenty of cakes and pastries in the Tianxia Association, so don't worry about this. Just don't get hurt by eating too much..."

"Ah? That's great!"

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"When Cang Jie created the first word in the world, the sky suddenly changed color, and a dark cloud filled the air."

"It was as if all the ghosts and gods in heaven and earth were grieving and crying."

"Now think about it, the fact that humans can use writing to record the secrets of heaven and earth is enough to be envied by ghosts and gods, right?"

The clay Buddha bowed and said, "The Imperial Master and the Demon Lord are both peerless figures. I wonder who I should tell fortunes for first?"

As he spoke, the Qiankun Five Elements Wheel started spinning on its own, and one mysterious hexagram after another slowly emerged.

It seems that through the arrangement of 108 groups of Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches, the mysteries of the entire universe can be derived.

As a fortune teller, it is normal to tell people's fortunes.

Although it is said that "the secret of heaven cannot be revealed."

But the fate of a normal person cannot reach the level of "heavenly secrets".

Even if the emperor passed away, it would be nothing more than a trivial matter in the operation of the laws of nature.

In his entire life, the clay Buddha has only failed once in fortune-telling for Xiongba.

Strictly speaking, Xiongba is deeply involved in the cause and effect of the two stars "Wind" and "Cloud", which is why he is so weird.

The clay Buddha felt that this kind of bad luck should be something that could only be encountered by chance.

"Let's count it for Miss Bai first."

Lin Xuan took a half step back and pointed at Ao Xue who was standing beside him.

According to the previous experience of asking Liu Bowen to tell fortunes, for a person like Lin Xuan who is purely out of touch with fate, it is likely that nothing can be predicted.

But Ao Xue is involved in a lot of causes and effects in the Fengyun plane and can be regarded as a half-native.

With the level of a clay Buddha, he should be able to see something.

"Sorry to bother you, sir."

Ao Xue closed her eyes, sat cross-legged, and said in a slightly nervous voice: "I don't know my birth date."

"Hahaha, I'm not a hemp-clothed divine figure, so I don't need to use birth date and horoscopes. Senior Bai, don't worry."

The clay Buddha turned the Qiankun Five Elements Wheel with a relaxed look: "According to the hexagram display, Senior Bai's fate is... huh?"

Suddenly, the clay Buddha fell silent and his expression became extremely solemn.

"What is my fate?"

"you you you……"

Looking at the turntable that was spinning slower and slower, beads of sweat oozed from the clay Buddha's forehead, slid down his cheeks and dripped onto the ground: "How, how is this possible!"

"what happened?"

"How can such a thing happen in this world?"

The clay Buddha looked pale and spoke in a deep voice, "I am old and incompetent. I am afraid that I will disappoint Senior Bai."

"Miss Bai has a special background, so she is a little different from ordinary people."

Lin Xuan glanced at Ao Xue and said calmly, "What's the point of a clay Buddha? Just say it directly."

"This this……"

The clay Buddha gritted his teeth and said, "I am incompetent. The hexagram shows that Miss Bai is not a human, but a celestial dragon."

"Your calculations are pretty accurate."

Lin Xuan and Ao Xue looked at each other and nodded.

"Lin Xuan is right."

Ao Xue was also somewhat impressed and smiled, "I am the Dragon Girl, my real name should be Ao Xue."

The majestic aura of a true dragon burst out from the girl.

Then it gathered on top of the girl's head and transformed into two golden dragon horns, emitting immense Buddhist power.

"This, this, this..."

The clay Buddha looked at the dragon horn on Ao Xue's forehead, his expression somewhat stiff: "It turns out that Miss Ao has already transformed herself into a dragon girl. Then I am relieved."

"Of course I know..., huh?"

Ao Xue was slightly startled: "I was originally a dragon girl, why do you say that I have transformed into a dragon girl?"

"impossible!"

The clay Buddha's face changed slightly: "The hexagram shows that the girl is clearly a human girl, originally living in... Hmm? This place is very strange, it doesn't seem to be the land of Kyushu."

"That place is not the point..."

Ao Xue pondered and said, "If I were a human, according to the hexagram, why would I become a dragon girl?"

"The hexagram shows that although Miss Ao has excellent physique, she will die young. She will die at the age of sixteen."

"But after Miss Ao died, it seemed that an unrivaled master took action and forcibly merged a wisp of the incomplete dragon soul into the girl's body."

"When Miss Ao woke up again, this dragon soul had merged with her original soul."

The clay Buddha frowned and said, "It is precisely because of this that Miss Ao gradually transformed into a dragon girl. This is unprecedented in history."

"There is such a thing..."

Lin Xuan was silent for a moment: "Xiaoxue, can you remember these things?"

"I can't think of it. My impression is that I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva as soon as I opened my eyes. The Bodhisattva also said that I have a predestined relationship with Buddha and will attain Bodhi."

"For some reason, during all these years in Zizhu Forest, I never thought about figuring out my own life experience."

Ao Xue pursed her lips and said, "If what the clay Buddha said is true, then I have died once, so it is normal that I can't remember anything from my previous life."

"Avalokitesvara?"

The clay Buddha was horrified: "Miss Ao, please stop talking. If you continue, I will..."

"Oh! Sorry."

Ao Xue's cheeks flushed slightly: "I didn't say anything serious, let Lin Xuan tell you."

"Although your memories of your past life are not retained, it should not have a big impact on your personality." Lin Xuan's mind moved slightly: "Most likely they deliberately chose a girl with social anxiety to nourish the dragon soul and prevent the secret from being leaked."

"I think so too..."

Ao Xue was a little listless: "Clay Buddha, can you calculate again what this dragon soul did in his lifetime? Who was the great man who did this?"

"Miss Ao, please don't embarrass me."

"Ok?"

"That great being has great magical powers. I'm afraid he is much stronger than the great god Cangjie."

"As for this incomplete dragon soul, it can transform the girl into a celestial dragon. This dragon soul is also incredibly powerful."

"Don't even mention revealing the secrets. Even if I could calculate a little bit of the cause and effect, it would be instantly wiped out."

The clay Buddha wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "Compared with Miss Ao, the cause and effect of Xiongba is like the light of a firefly compared to the brightness of the full moon."

"If that's the case, then I won't ask."

Ao Xue let out a sigh of relief: "No matter what other people's intentions are, I have lived a new life because of this and have seen many wonderful things in the world. I should just make the best of it."

"You have a pretty good attitude..."

Lin Xuan nodded: "If that's the case, don't let your imagination run wild for now. Once we leave this world, I'll find two...two friends to help you take a look, and the truth will be revealed."

"Well, I listen to you."

Ao Xue bit her lower lip lightly: "We have come to this point in the divination. There is no need to continue. Brother Lin, you come."

"Okay, Clay Buddha, please help me take a look too."

Lin Xuan smiled and said, "I don't really believe in fate. If my fate involves great power, then it doesn't matter if I don't tell you."

"I know, thank you, Imperial Master."

The clay Buddha bowed towards Lin Xuan and turned the turntable carefully.

The turntable spun rapidly, emitting a green light.

"Although the National Master is not from this world, he is also a human."

"Hmm? Why does this turntable emit a green glow?"

"What is this? The Dao Qi is condensed and silent, the body is inaction, and it is about to inspire the profound skills and give life to all things, but first it uses Donghua... Holy shit!"

The clay Buddha suddenly widened his eyes and knelt heavily in front of Lin Xuan: "Junior clay Buddha, pays homage to Dong, Dong..."

"Let's not talk about it for now..."

Lin Xuan reached out and helped the clay Buddha up: "I know my fate very well. You are worthy of being the best fortune teller in the world for being able to say this."

"Thank you, Emperor."

The clay Buddha exhaled a breath of foul air: "How could I be so virtuous and capable that I could be saved by the Emperor himself."

"Now I am the Imperial Master of the Ming Dynasty, you should address me as the Imperial Master."

Lin Xuan smiled slightly and said frankly: "Although I am an incarnation in the world, I cannot be said to know everything. I can only rely on this to confirm the identity of the old gentleman."

"Ah? Imperial Master... Imperial Master, what do you mean by this?"

The clay Buddha was startled, with a strange look on his face.

"If he is a peerless warrior, I can determine his identity based on his own martial arts."

"But the old gentleman is only a little bit proficient in martial arts, and I can't prove it with the old gentleman's cultivation and aura."

Lin Xuan smiled and said, "But the old gentleman just said a few words to calculate everything, I think it is absolutely true."

Although Lin Xuan felt that this clay Buddha did not seem to be fake.

But fortune tellers are generally old scoundrels.

Relying on the "Heavenly Crying Sutra", the Clay Buddha must have clearly known that Xiongba wanted to target him.

In the past ten years or so, I should have left myself some room for retreat...

In theory, having a stand-in is a basic operation.

With so much preparation time, it wouldn't be too difficult to find a substitute who can tell fortunes.

He is just a capable stand-in.

Lin Xuan was afraid that the clay Buddha in front of him was a half-baked person, so he could only make a few moves according to fate...

That will have some impact on his mission and subsequent plans.

But now, this clay Buddha's calculations are so accurate that they are obviously beyond the level of ordinary stand-ins.

Then Lin Xuan also felt relieved.

As for Ao Xue, it should be considered an unexpected gain.

If there is a chance, I will ask this old man to tell Ah Qing's fortune as well.

"Humph, my abilities are low and I am definitely not worthy of the Imperial Master's attention."

The clay Buddha said angrily, "But I will never change my name. How could I be so afraid of death that I would look for someone... huh? Is it possible to do this?"

Suddenly, the clay Buddha's voice became low and an expression of sudden enlightenment appeared on his face.

There was an awkward atmosphere in the air.

"It seems that the old gentleman is quite upright in his actions..."

Lin Xuan laughed and said, "It is said that one should not change his name when he travels or sits. Could it be that the old gentleman's original surname was 'Ni' and his given name was 'Bodhisattva'?"

"I actually don't know..."

"Ok?"

"When you see the first word of the universe, you will gain the power of foresight, but you will also lose some of your memories."

"I can't even remember the word itself."

The clay Buddha smiled bitterly and said, "I have forgotten my last name, so I can only call myself 'clay Buddha'."

"One gain and one loss, that's the way of heaven."

Lin Xuan's mind moved slightly: "The Heaven's Crying Sutra has a great influence. One divination or one hexagram can change the country. The old gentleman now knows to be cautious in his words and deeds, and I am very happy."

Twenty years ago, the clay Buddha was just an ordinary person.

After reading the "Heavenly Crying Sutra", he obtained the peerless physiognomy skills.

But my mood just can't keep up.

So, he transformed into the crooked-mouthed dragon king and the peerless fortune teller that are common in urban new media articles...

He no longer endures and becomes keen on giving advice on other matters, acting like a nouveau riche.

This is typical of floating!

The urban gods in the new media, even if they don’t have any system hacks, often work as part-time practitioners.

And this Clay Buddha hasn't even mastered martial arts.

Once you meet a master, you really become a "clay Buddha"...

However, now the Clay Buddha seems to have learned a lot of lessons and knows how to avoid sensitive words.

Although it is not foolproof, the risk is greatly reduced.

It can be arranged.

"I am ashamed that I have lived my whole life in vain without doing anything to help the country."

"Don't belittle yourself, Clay Buddha. This is why I came to you."

"Hmm? What does the Imperial Master mean?"

"Although the old gentleman was cursed by the Heavenly Crying Sutra and was retaliated by the Heavenly Dao, if there had been no unjust actions, the curse would not have been so dangerous, right?"

"Well, I previously leaked the secrets to Xiong Ba, which led to his ambitions growing and the rivers of blood flowing in the martial arts world!"

The clay Buddha sighed and said, "Although this old man has brought this upon himself, as a fortune teller, it is indeed difficult for me to avoid this."

"In that case, what if the old gentleman were to tell fortunes for the people of the world?"

"This..., please tell me, Imperial Master."

"I intend to recommend you as the Director of the Imperial Observatory, and you will be protected by the great fortune of the Ming Dynasty."

"It is the old gentleman's duty to predict the fate of the nation, and there is no such thing as 'the secrets of heaven cannot be revealed'."

"If I were to help the people of the world, I could predict mountain torrents, earthquakes, famines, droughts, floods, demonic disturbances, and save the people before the disasters happened."

Lin Xuan smiled and said, "I don't know what you think, old sir?"

"This... this is a great merit!"

"If there is really a national destiny protecting us, then ordinary divine punishment will naturally be ineffective, but..."

The clay Buddha's expression changed several times, and he said resolutely: "Forget it, I have received the grace of the national teacher who saved my life, and I will do my best to help him, even if I die, I will not regret it!"

"Are you worried, old sir, that the current imperial fortune of the Ming Dynasty will not be able to protect you?"

"Alas, now the country is in turmoil, evil spirits are everywhere, and it's the end of the millennium... huh?"

The clay Buddha suddenly closed his mouth and stared blankly at the dragon vein in Lin Xuan's hand.

As the qi vibrates, the dragon vein emits a crystal purple light, giving people a feeling of vastness.

“Dragon, dragon vein? This is the dragon vein that Emperor Xuanyuan transformed into in the past!”

The clay Buddha stretched out his right hand tremblingly and gently touched the dragon vein.

Then, the clay Buddha knelt down heavily, tears streaming down his face.

In the world today, few people understand the role of luck better than the super fortune teller Clay Buddha.

"Now that the great catastrophe of the millennium is imminent, countless natural disasters and demonic calamities will arise and wreak havoc on the country."

Lin Xuan reached out and patted the clay Buddha on the shoulder: "For these things, I will rely more on you to observe the secrets of heaven and take precautions before they happen."

"With the relics left by Emperor Xuanyuan, why should we fear evil?"

The clay Buddha stretched out his hand to take the dragon vein and laughed loudly: "I will do my best to protect our country!"

"Thank you, old sir."

Lin Xuan's mind moved: "In this case, please also help me to tell the fortune and see where the deep-sea evil dragon is located?"

"...Deep-sea evil dragon?"

The clay Buddha subconsciously glanced at Ao Xue and said, "This is not difficult. I can also mark it on the sea chart. But now is not a day of good fortune. That evil dragon in the deep sea is like a natural disaster. The Imperial Master must be careful."

"All of Xiongba's lackeys deserve to die!"

At this moment, a big hole suddenly appeared in the ceiling.

A man holding a huge black sword, wearing a sleeveless top, black leather pants and a red cloak fell from the sky.

While the man was still in the air, an extremely cold sword energy had already broken through the air and slashed towards the dragon vein in the clay Buddha's hand.

"Bu Jingyun?"

(End of this chapter)