After being reborn, I also want to fall in love

Chapter 5 Reporting the Baby
  507, where Chen Shuo was, had a dormitory for four, but two of them were absent. They probably went to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet on the weekend.

"Lao He?"

Chen Shuo shouted to the bathroom, where someone was taking a shower: "Please put a smaller amount of water, the life center is closed on weekends, and there is no place to flush the water card if there is no money!"

"I know, I'll leave some for you." The speaker was He Yongyuan, who has always had a good relationship with Chen Shuo. "There are cigarettes on the table, take it yourself."

This kid works part-time at a KTV owned by his relatives on weekends. When cleaning the box, he can often find good cigarettes, including whole packs of unopened cigarettes.

Chen Shuo didn't have any craving for cigarettes, so he didn't take any.

I looked around the dormitory, and it was still the same as in my memory.

very messy.

After a brief cleaning, Chen Shuo's phone vibrated. It was Qin Weizi who realized that he had deleted her again.

Friend application message: I have placed an order for the suspender pajamas. You and your new girlfriend will have a good time. From now on, I will sleep well in a lace suspender skirt alone.

Strong barriers are often breached from within.

Chen Shuo: [I have the right to remain silent until the photos come out. 】

Chen Shuo cursed secretly: "Which little boy can withstand such a test?"

Chen Shuo: [Are you stupid? Who will believe that we are in love? Think about it, when someone is in love, they want to tell each other everything they want to do. If you do this, there will soon be another licking dog to harass you. 】

"Fuck, test me?"

Women's bed
  Yi Yining looked at her roommates, including the two girls who tricked her into the confession scene today. They were all buried in front of their desks, not daring to talk to him.

This was the first time Yi Yining heard the word "dog licking". After thinking about it, he understood the meaning and felt that this word was very suitable for those mindless pursuers.

After thinking about it, Chen Shuo applied through Qin Weizi's friend request.

Yi Yining: [Eating. 】

Chen Shuo: [Smiling expression, what are you doing? 】

After sending the message, Chen Shuo set Qin Weizi to do not disturb and clicked on Yi Yining's WeChat.

It wasn't until many years later that Chen Shuo realized that he had to be ruthless when dealing with a girl with Qin Weizi's personality.

Yi Yining: [Why do I have to report to you when I eat? 】

Yi Yining thought to herself that Chen Shuo was right. It seemed that this time he not only had to deceive people outside, but also his roommates.

Yi Yining: [Vomiting, vomiting, this is too disgusting! 】

Chen Shuo: [I don’t care, I just want to help you. 】

Chen Shuo: [Why don’t you report to me when you’re eating? 】

Chen Shuo: [You make a video now. Just shoot what you eat and what you are looking at. Then, tell the baby, what did he eat today and what did he look at? Baby, look at this meal. It’s so delicious~]

Qin Weizi: [Why don’t you speak? 】

The more you delete her, the more diligently she adds.

Yi Yining: [Question mark, question mark, what should I do? 】

Yi Yining thought about it again and again: [I'll give it a try. 】

Chen Shuo: [The tone must be cheerful, treat me as your boyfriend from the bottom of your heart, have a digital boyfriend, and enjoy your cyber life! 】

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Yi Yining took a deep breath, put down his chopsticks, turned on the camera, turned it to video mode, and cleared his throat before speaking.

Her voice condition is very good and she has a sweet voice.

"Tell me, baby, what I ate today was rice with stir-fried beef and garlic sprouts. It was spicy to death, but it was so delicious. I will eat it with my baby some other time. Look, baby, today's rice drama is The Legend of Zhen Huan. See the third It’s episode 10. Have you eaten, baby? The weather is getting colder and colder, so take care of yourself~~”

After recording, send.

The roommates all looked up at Yi Yining.

"Ning, Ning Ning?"

Yi Yining didn't even raise his head: "Huh?"

"what are you doing?"

"mission accomplished."

"Whose?"

"Chen Shuo." Yi Yining put down her phone and turned to look at the roommates on the opposite bed, including the girl who tricked her into the confession scene: "Sisters, I'm really in love, and I like him very much, and I love him very much. happiness."

"So I hope that no matter who comes to you in the future, no matter how they beg, please don't trick me into going to a certain dinner party or a certain club activity. I don't want what happened today to happen again, okay?"

One of the girls who deceived Yi Yining was named Xu Rongrong. After hearing this, she immediately said: "Ning Ning, Liu Na and I made a mistake this time. Don't worry, it will never happen again in the future."

"If we had known in advance that you had a boyfriend, we would have lost our minds and helped Xue Chengzhong. Just, he and I were high school classmates, and I really couldn't help being begged. I'm sorry."

Yi Yining waved his hand magnanimously: "It doesn't matter, I won't do it next time."

"Okay, okay, just don't be angry with us." Liu Na was also worried, and then laughed, "Ningning, you have never done this to a boy. We all got goosebumps when we heard it."

After listening to the comments from his roommates, Yi Yining felt a sense of accomplishment for some reason.

Girls get goosebumps, but boys have to hide under the covers and laugh in their pants?
  Is your ex-girlfriend as cute as me?

Thinking of this, Yi Yining picked up the phone and saw that Chen Shuo didn't reply. He immediately got excited and said: "Baby, baby, what are you doing? Why don't you reply? Tell me, baby, I miss you~~"

Chen Shuo: [Enough, enough, if you keep shouting, the child will be stolen by you through the air. 】

Yi Yining: [? ? ? 】

Such an astringent man, let him be assigned to Ning Guta!
  In the dormitory, Chen Shuo put his legs on the table under the bed and listened to it again.

Yi Yining's voice is really amazing, especially the baby at the beginning. She also likes to draw out the last word in her words.
  Oops, the bird can't stand it.

"Baby, baby what are you doing?" Listen again.

"Baby, baby"

"What are you doing on horseback???"

Chen Shuo turned around and saw He Yongyuan standing at the door wrapped in a bath towel after taking a shower, and asked angrily: "Where did this young man come from with such a nice voice?"

There's absolutely no way it's a girl, no!
  Chen Shuo put down his cell phone leisurely, holding the back of his head with both hands, contentedly: "Does Yi Yining know?"

He Yongyuan nodded blankly: "I know, a beautiful girl at the school beauty level."

Chen Shuo sighed: "She is my girlfriend now."

"Where's the one with a great figure from before?"

"We broke up, but you still keep pestering me."

He Yongyuan was so angry that he trembled all over and gritted his teeth: "You deserve to die when you step on a horse!"

The Mingzhou University Tieba originally posted a lot of confessional posts, but they were all quickly deleted. Yi Yining had a good relationship with the person who managed the Tieba in the student union, so in order to reduce the impact, he went out of his way to ask for help.

So many students have no idea what happened earlier, including He Yongyuan.

"I just took a bath, and she called me baby, baby?"

He Yongyuan lit up a cigarette angrily and spat at Chen Shuo: "I'm telling you, your kid will have problems with such a seamless connection. In this case, you give me her best friend's WeChat message, and I will help you make insinuations and find out about Yi Yining. Psychological Thoughts.”

Were you trying to help me?
  Chen Shuo nodded: "Okay, Yi Yining has a bestie who is very cute and fleshy. Let me help you ask her if she has any thoughts about love recently."

He Yongyuan was extremely excited: "Is it true? I like chubby girls the most. Does she weigh a hundred pounds?"

"Too much to say."

"120 pounds? Damn it, this is a D-cup bottom!"

Chen Shuo smiled warmly: "This time I told you the opposite, 210 pounds."

"This love is not inevitable." He Yongyuan calmed down.

Chen Shuo sneered: "Anyone who rides a horse knows how to judge people by their appearance. If someone has a beautiful soul, can you have some inner meaning?"

"Then why don't you chase me?"

"I was born to like superficial women."

"Fuck, let's get down to business." He Yongyuan took a puff of cigarette: "Come with me to work part-time tonight. My uncle's shop is short of waiters recently."

As he said that, He Yongyuan winked at Chen Shuo: "The salary is quite high, and there might be an affair. The girls in Shang K are all good-looking, and they generally lack love. If we show some care, maybe we can sleep in vain. , Hehehe~~"

Chen Shuo frowned: "I advised you not to work part-time in a place like that. Your outlook on life will be distorted. Can you get along with a woman who comes from a place where people are obsessed with life and money? Please be sober, you soulless person!"

He Yongyuan smiled coquettishly: "I don't want you to help me, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"It's just this time. It won't happen next time." Chen Shuo picked up his coat and said, "Why are you still hanging around? Let's go."

"If you don't get it for nothing tonight, I will kill you."

(End of this chapter)