School flower's personal ghost king

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Upon hearing Liu Yi's words, people who love to study or not usually respond in a hurry: "I want to go to class, I want to go to class, I want to go to class, I'm almost so lovesick!"

Even Zhang Ruizhi is yelling this. He doesn’t really want to study. He used to follow fried dough sticks. He doesn’t know where to put his schoolbag every day. Now he is in the third grade of junior high school. , I was forced by my parents when I got home, all kinds of reports, all kinds of self-criticism, so I feel like throwing up when I mention class, why would I want to go to class?

The reason why he said this was because he wanted to see Liu Yi's jokes. After observing for a while, he found that this new homeroom teacher and Chinese teacher came down from the same master as him. I still don't know where to fool around, how could I be able to teach!

"Chinese class? Have you brought all the textbooks from the first to the third year of junior high school?" Liu Yi naturally knew what these children were thinking. Some of them really wanted to improve their grades, while others, like Huang Kailiang, were waiting. Look at his jokes!

"Bring it!" There are a lot of responses below. Some people shouted and responded, and finally went to class, very excited, while others were lazy. Damn, what kind of teacher is this, who even asks the most basic common sense.

Right now it is the review and summary stage, not to mention the textbooks from the first to third grades, even the notes are brought, the table is piled up like a hill, can't he see it?A dude is a dude who doesn't understand anything. *

"Okay, everyone, please look through the books in the first semester of junior high school!" Liu Yi was impatient. For him, this kind of thing is undoubtedly a pastime, and it is effortless, so there is no need to be so nervous. Take it easy and take it easy. is to enjoy life.

The students all began to do the same, and opened the textbooks of the first semester of junior high school, but they all looked at each other in blank dismay.I don't know what the teacher is going to do!

"Have you opened them all? Well, from now on, turn page by page and read quickly. Remember, you must read every word, finish the first book, the second book, until the sixth floor, Do you understand?" The classroom was full of flipping books, and Liu Yi continued to laugh.

"Teacher, don't you want to focus?" As soon as these words came out, the classroom immediately seemed to explode, starting from the first book, page by page?This teacher is sick?

Firstly, do you still use him to teach flipping books?Who can't flip a book and read?Furthermore, what time is it now, and I still read page by page, seeing every word.Do you remember after reading it?

The other classes are urgently marking the key points and guessing the test points, and the fifth class is doing this.It would be better not to review it!

After reading six books at once, looking for novel material?After reading this page, I forgot everything on the previous page!

The students who want to study are full of complaints now, thinking that this guy is a bit of a dude, as long as he leads everyone to spend the last period of time, everyone will bear it, but the mud can't stick to the wall!

This is his review secret as a Chinese teacher?Elementary school students know it, so why not use him to teach?Such a person came from the Education Department of Binhu University. It is estimated that he bought into that university, and after entering it, he just muddled along. () It's a bastard, there is no real talent and learning!

Everyone heard that this person was invited by President Cao himself, and they couldn't help but feel distressed. This President Cao usually looks very smart, why did he invite such a pussy?Is it true that this person is a legendary rich man as the students in other classes said?

"Why are you so anxious? Do what the teacher said first. Then comment after you finish!" Hearing this, Liu Yi couldn't help frowning, and smiled bitterly in his heart. Back then, he trained the Royal City Guards overnight and helped a class of students pass the exam. Not a piece of cake?But he couldn't tell the matter, so he could only make these children anxious.

Although the students were still grunting and complaining, they all followed suit and started flipping through the book page by page.

Seeing this, Liu Yi's mouth curved slightly.

In an instant, it seemed that the entire classroom was filled with purple light, which looked extraordinarily dreamy.

The students' discussion became smaller and smaller until it became empty. Some of them were just the rustling of flipping through the books quickly, as if the outside noises did not bother them at all, even though there was a car on the road 200 meters behind the teaching building. The goddamn truck is honking its horn.

Just half an hour later, there were bursts of murmurs in the classroom. The boys seemed to have just woken up from a sleep, and the corners of their mouths were still moaning.

The girls showed their coquettish attitudes one by one, including Ruo Xiaoyu, with sleepy eyes and red faces, as if having a good dream.

There is only one person who is smiling and nothing is wrong, and that is Mona.

She didn't know what Liu Yi was going to do before, but now she finally understood, and couldn't help but be happy in her heart, brother Liu Yi is brother Liu Yi, and his ability is always so great.

"I'll wipe it, why am I in the classroom?" What's more, he exclaimed directly, seeing the teacher on it, hurriedly wiped off the corners of his mouth, and patted his face lightly, so that he could wake up .

Sleeping in class is a taboo in school!

"I'm all asleep!" Liu Yi raised his eyebrows and smiled, and then said, "Now I officially announce that our Chinese exam preparation is over, and everyone can take the exam!"

"Ah?" Hearing this, there was another sob below, is this over?

Not to mention that there is still a period of time before the exam, the last round of mock exams in the city has not yet been taken, let alone the high school entrance exam, why did the review end so early?

The point is, they haven't reviewed it yet, so this is the end?

"Zhang Ruizhi, stand up!" Liu Yi didn't bother to explain to the children, so he yelled out when he made a mistake.

"Oh!" Zhang Ruizhi gloated. He likes to see Liu Yi make a fool of himself the most, but now Liu Yi called him by name, which made him a little upset. He is very good today. Liu Yi himself can't teach, so he takes it out on him. This is not very kind!

"Mr. Hu's "My Mother", let me recite it once and listen to it!" Liu Yi walked forward with his hands behind his back, with a carefree look.

"Ah?" As soon as these words came out, not only did Zhang Ruizhi open his mouth, but the people around him also began to complain about him. Isn't Teacher Liu Yi embarrassing?

It was a lyric essay in the textbook of the second year of junior high school. Even if the test was to test the original text, it was also a classical Chinese essay. How could it be possible to test the lyric essay?

Not to mention this, the lyric essay is so long, how could it be possible to memorize it, and this article was not required to be memorized before.

In the textbooks from the first to the third year of junior high school, there are dozens of lyrical essays. Even a student with good grades can't just pick one and recite it.

"If you can't recite it, see your parents tomorrow!" Seeing that Zhang Ruizhi was a little confused, Liu Yi had no choice but to come up with a killer move.

The students in the class were even angrier. Even though Zhang Ruizhi is a dude, it's really not difficult to blame him for this matter. The teacher didn't teach anything, but asked him to recite a lyric essay when he came up. Isn't it embarrassing?

"I was very weak when I was a child, so it was not difficult to play with wild children..." But after a while, a jaw-dropping thing happened, Zhang Ruizhi was actually reciting the words, and it was extremely fluent. (To be continued. You are welcome to vote, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation.)