I am the Tao of bad people

Chapter 197 You must call me brother-in-law!

"When the water of the Yellow River is clear, the weather will be smooth."

"If you can't tell the host from the guest, the earthly branches will have no offspring."

"The white waterfall comes from the sky,"

"The Hu people are very angry."

"The vassal states have withdrawn most of their forces,"

"The child is half pitiful."

"It's really fitting and wonderful."

The journey was long, and Shen Feng couldn't be on the road all the time. Taking advantage of the time to eat and rest on the road, he took a break to tell fortunes, and it turned out to be a sign of the doom of the Ten Emperors of the Qing Dynasty.

"The Jurchens of the Liao Dynasty are nothing more than this. If this is the case, it will be a great blessing!"

Looking at the hexagram, Shen Feng couldn't help but smile.

Pragmatic people always follow the inevitability of the development of things. The rise and fall and survival of a country is also an inevitable process.

If this advice is taken seriously, it will naturally be a great blessing for the Central Plains dynasty.

Suddenly, the sunlight above Shen Feng's head was blocked by a shadow, and a crisp voice sounded in his ears.

"Shen Feng, what are you doing?"

"fine."

Shen Feng raised his head, pinched Ying Gou's round face affectionately, and pulled it back and forth for a while: "By the way, didn't you say you would teach me a trick? Why do you always wait until the battlefield to tell me? If I really go to the battlefield, I won't have time to learn from you. If I can't beat others because I don't know your trick, I will be in trouble."

"Yeah? That's true."

Ying Gou turned her head and used her face to shake off Shen Feng's hand. She glanced around, feeling a little distressed: "But the key is that there is no one here. I can only use this unique skill on people!"

Hearing this, Shen Feng looked slowly at Hou Qing standing beside him.

Hou Qing immediately clasped his hands together and bowed his head.

"Master, please be a human being."

"I asked you to capture the bandits over there."

Shen Feng sighed, then helplessly reached out and pointed at the mountain path beside him.

In troubled times, the things that are most abundant are robbers and bandits.

When Gangzi took him all the way to Luoyang for pilgrimage, he killed countless traitors along the way.

"Master, I will be back soon."

"Stay alive!"

Yinggou waved her little hand towards Hou Qing's back. When she turned around, she saw Shen Feng staring at her with interest.

"Coucou?"

Ying Gou was a little uncomfortable with Shen Feng's look. She tugged at the corner of her clothes, but he explained with a faint smile: "Master Ying, shouldn't you explain the principles of the moves to the students first? This way, our teaching process will be faster later."

"The principle is"

Hearing this, Ying Gou's tone could not help but stagnate: "That's it. First like this, then like this, then like this again, and finally like this! Do you understand?!"

After explaining the principle, Yinggou blinked her eyes and looked at Shen Feng expectantly to give her a satisfactory answer.

"Well, I've wasted my time."

After saying that, Shen Feng swallowed the last bite of his steamed bun. He put away the eight trigrams beads he was using for divination on the ground, leaned against the tree trunk and stretched.

To be honest, Shen Feng was very tired from the journey, and while recuperating, he just wanted to have some fun.

The little cutie Yinggou was his source of entertainment.

Ying Gou looked at his playful and teasing eyes, and instinctively realized something. She couldn't help but clench her fists.

"Do not laugh!"

"Okay, okay, don't laugh. Hehehe."

"Do not laugh!!!!"

"I'm not laughing. Hahahaha."

Shen Feng touched the little girl's head, smiling as he did so. As he touched, he found that the head he was touching suddenly slowly raised the height of his palm.

She transformed like Ultraman!
Shen Feng slowly put away his palm, and the playfulness on his face turned into a warm and cozy expression. He was a man who treated people according to their moods, and when facing someone with unstable emotions, he would try his best to ask about their health: "How are you, are you adapting?"

"I've adapted very well!" Ying Gou rolled her eyes at Shen Feng coldly. In a trance, Shen Feng actually saw a glimpse of her cute and naive look.

It seems that people have changed, but not too much.

Shen Feng felt relieved, and as usual, he pinched her little face naturally.

She didn't refuse.

At this moment, Hou Qing used the corpse-controlling technique to control a group of bandits who jumped over from a distance.

As soon as he appeared, Hou Qing saw Shen Feng pinching his elder sister's face.

A line of lyrics that Shen Feng had once sung suddenly and inexplicably appeared in Hou Qing's mind.

I should be under the car, not in it.
But to be honest, all three of them are very thick-skinned, including Yinggou.

They all tacitly ignored Zhang Xuanling who was still resting with his eyes closed, and Miao Chengtian had already started to smile like an aunt.

Shen Feng naturally put his hand down, and Ying Gou also naturally greeted Hou Qing: "It's really rare to meet you in this state. Since you are here, just release the control, you can't run away anyway."

Hou Qing ignored her.

He was still thinking about how to address Shen Feng.

Well, I definitely can't call him brother-in-law anymore. After all, I'm a lonely star. How can I start from Ying Gou in terms of seniority? She's nothing.
I still have to call you Master in the future. After all, a Master is a father for life. When I wait for someone to be my Master, that is my eternal faith in this life.
"Bang!"

Ying Gou grabbed Hou Qing's corpse-driving stick and hit his neck hard. She didn't know how to control the corpse, so she couldn't untie it. However, the loud noise brought Hou Qing back to his senses.

Hou Qing was rudely interrupted from his thoughts and frowned, his tone very dissatisfied.

"What are you doing?!"

"If you don't untie me, I'll fuck you."

".It's rude!"

Hou Qing shouted angrily, then obediently went to untie the bandits.

Since ancient times, there has always been something that can conquer something else. No wonder Hou Qing loves and hates Dayinggou. He wants to cure his sister's illness, but he doesn't want to be bullied by some idiot.

Shen Feng's lips curled up when he saw this, and even Zhang Xuanling's mouth, which was resting with his eyes closed, was twitching slightly.

The bandits had no idea what was going on. They were being ruthlessly kidnapped. Once they were freed, except for a few smart ones who didn't dare to run, the others immediately scattered like birds and beasts when they saw the chance.

But the next moment, Yinggou's body appeared in front of the person who ran the farthest.

"I know you have a high level of cultivation, but you will definitely need this move!"

"Watch out!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yinggou's slender hand slowly reached out to grab the chest of the bandit in front of him.

But before her hand touched the bandit's body, the bandit let out a shrill scream.

"what!!!!"

"Peel off the cocoon!"

Shen Feng's eyes became solemn in vain!
As soon as Ying Gou finished speaking those unstandard official words, Shen Feng discovered that as her internal force surged, the bandit's body separated on its own, and the flesh on his chest broke apart bit by bit until his chest was exposed, leaving his sternum completely exposed to Ying Gou!

The next moment, her slender palm slowly clenched the sternum.

"Sitting!"

The voice was cold and Yinggou suddenly pulled his hand away!
"Pfft!"

There was a muffled sound.

A seemingly endless bone was continuously pulled out of the bandit's body by Yinggou's hand. The length was shocking, but Shen Feng deeply felt that at the same time Yinggou pulled his hand, all the bones in the bandit's body were connected to the sternum held by Yinggou!

In just a moment, a bone whip several meters long was pulled out from the bandit's body by Yinggou, and the bandit's body was completely boneless!
“This is what it means to peel off the cocoon and extract the silk!”

She calmed herself down, turned around, and put on that smile on her round face again: "Have you given up studying?"

"Learned."

Shen Feng's tone couldn't help but be amazed.

Zhang Xuanling, who was resting with his eyes closed, was already stunned. He suddenly discovered that although both of them were at the middle level, Ying Gou's strength seemed to be somewhat different from Hui Jue's.

Miao Chengtian swore that he would never offend the new mistress no matter what.

And Hou Qing.
He stood aside and decided to call him brother-in-law from now on.

(End of this chapter)