Soul Ferry: My master is Uncle Jiu
Chapter 262 Mountain God, troubled Wang Xiaoya
Chapter 262 Mountain God, troubled Wang Xiaoya
Convenience store No. 444.
"Xia Dongqing", who worked the night shift, stood at the counter with an indescribably coquettish look on her face. Her hair was rarely gelled, sprayed with cologne, and her clothes were even more revealing.
“Buy it, buy it, buy it!!!”
"Maybe it's a coincidence, maybe it's fate, so we meet here."
In front of the counter, a middle-aged aunt was standing. A woman of her age is like a wolf and a tiger. Her favorite is a big boy like Xia Dongqing who looks very strong and a bit handsome.
At an age when I was like a wolf and a tiger, I met the strongest you.
No, my saliva is almost drooling, and my eyes are almost filled with red hearts.
Zhao Li, who carries Xia Dongqing's body, can be said to be unscrupulous now. Anyway, in the eyes of others, he is Xia Dongqing.
So, he had a great time.
Facts speak louder than words. The middle-aged aunt pointed at Official Zhao and cursed him as a liar, then she ran out crying while covering her face.
"Depend on!"
Xia Dongqing was even more furious. He rushed forward and pushed Zhao Li away.
But if it's a handsome guy, that's a different matter.
"My body belongs to me. Do you have my permission? Take it off for me!" Xia Dongqing, who was so angry, couldn't care where it was. She stretched out her hand to pull off Officer Zhao's clothes.
"I'm blind!"
Zhao Li pointed at a lot of things on the table and said sadly.
"Are you angry?"
Seeing that Xia Dongqing's first kiss was about to be ruined, An Yan and the real Xia Dongqing arrived at the critical moment.
"Xia Dongqing" stretched out her hand to gently help the middle-aged aunt wipe away the nosebleed and continued her gentle offensive.
"The weather has been so dry recently, why not give me some Guiling Cream."
She only felt that her legs were weak, and suddenly they softened, and she fell backwards and lay on the ground.
Seeing that the middle-aged aunt was already fascinated by him, he took the opportunity to promote the products in the store, "Meeting is fate, then I'll give you a 12% discount on everything, only for you!"
"Xia Dongqing" licked her lips and slowly leaned down.
"Xia Dongqing" was not polite. She took the shopping basket and pushed all the Guiling paste off the shelf. It was probably enough for the whole family to eat for half a month.
"M-Gay?!"
If I wanted to replace him with an uglier one, I would have to give him a slap in the face.
After a lot of noise, the middle-aged aunt came to her senses. Seeing the two people in "extreme difficulties", she couldn't accept it for a while, and subconsciously looked at An Yan standing aside, "What is their relationship? "
An Yan felt that his eyes were polluted when he saw that Officer Zhao could even talk to a middle-aged aunt.
However, he was somewhat uncomfortable with saying such weak words in front of his own face.
Finally, he put his hands in his trouser pockets and straightened his waist.
It is estimated that it will leave a shadow in my heart in the future.
The middle-aged aunt felt a rush of heat coming from her nose, and her nosebleeds came out.
The magnetic voice made the middle-aged aunt tremble and subconsciously wiped the corners of her mouth.
"Come on, don't be polite to me."
The middle-aged aunt felt like she was struck by lightning when she heard this answer.
Not even close to seeing her, "Xia Dongqing" had a charming look and gave the middle-aged aunt an electric eye, almost causing her to faint. She slowly passed her hand across her chest clothes and moaned: "It's so hot!"
"An Yan, you are confused! I had a good business, and you ruined it for me like this."
"Look, I can't sell so many of these goods in a week!"
Seeing the broken look on the middle-aged aunt's face again, Officer Zhao suddenly stepped forward to explain, "Things are not what you think."
Seeing "Xia Dongqing" approaching, a strong smell of male hormones enveloped the middle-aged aunt. The middle-aged aunt felt like she was going to die. How could there be a big boy who knew how to tease people?
"Xia Dongqing" just smiled evilly, turned around and walked out from the counter, half-crouched in front of the aunt, and asked gently: "Have you fainted? Do you want to help you with artificial respiration?"
Seeing Li Zhao dress up like a duck man, Xia Dongqing was very angry.
"The clothes are mine. I can wear them however I like, and you can wear them too." Zhao Li, who was holding Xia Dongqing's body, was lying on the ground with a rogue smile. He liked to see Xia Dongqing's anxious look.
I saw the aunt closing her eyes in happiness and pouting her thick lips, just waiting for "Xia Dongqing" to come.
"Asshole, Officer Zhao, you stinky scoundrel!"
An Yan's expression seemed a little helpless, as if he was hesitant to speak, and finally said, "As you can see, they are gay."
"Why are you wearing such clothes? How can I behave if word spreads?"
Zhao Li, who was pinned down, twitched his lips. When he saw Xia Dongqing sitting on him, goosebumps all over his body suddenly appeared, and he pushed Xia Dongqing away.
"Your uncle's words, please be careful of me suing you for slander."
The middle-aged aunt who was so fascinated that she forgot everything about her husband's last name could only nod her head in a silly way.
"I don't care, you compensate me."
An Yan didn't listen to Officer Zhao's nonsense and rolled his eyes, "Ignore you idiots. What's going on with you and Dongqing? Why don't you have nothing to do but play with your body?"
He remembered that in the original work, the two exchanged souls, which happened after Ah Cha sneaked out during the Ghost Ghost Festival. But it's not even the Ghost Festival yet, so how come these two people have switched bodies?
Xia Dongqing also asked: "Li Zhao, what did you do?"
"How the hell do I know?" Zhao Li sat down on the counter, spread his hands and shrugged, saying that he didn't know either.
"I also want to ask you, Holly, have you caused any trouble because of your kindness recently?"
"But don't tell me, your body is quite useful."
Zhao Li was very satisfied and patted his chest, which showed strong muscles.
Xia Dongqing was obviously not in the mood to joke at this time, and said angrily: "You don't need to judge my body yet, and I don't want to use your body. You should quickly find a way to change it back."
Seeing Dongqing who was stubborn and resigned to death, Zhao Li was helpless, "It really wasn't me. It happened as soon as I woke up. If you don't believe me, ask An Yan, how could I have such a method?"
"An Yan, is what Officer Zhao said true?" Xia Dongqing now doesn't believe a word of what Officer Zhao said. If he hadn't arrived in time just now, he doesn't know what strange things Officer Zhao would have done with his body. time.
An Yan nodded and said, "He didn't lie to you this time. He is a soul ferryman. His consciousness is really untouchable by ordinary people."
"Unless it's Ah Cha, the King of Hades!"
"Acha, the King of Hades?" ?" Zhao Li touched his chin and asked in confusion.
An Yan shrugged, "That's not clear. Maybe she has heard what you said now."
"Damn, don't tell me, it's really possible." After speaking, Zhao Li covered his mouth and looked around.
Xia Dongqing seemed to remember something at this time and said: "By the way, I remembered that a girl came to the convenience store to buy something the night before yesterday and said she was your colleague."
"Mulan?" The first thing Zhao Li thought of was Hua Mulan.
Xia Dongqing, who had met Hua Mulan once, shook her head, "No, it's someone I've never seen before."
"Well, that must be Hades. Did you say something to her?" Zhao Li concluded.
"What did you say?" Xia Dongqing tried to remember, but couldn't remember anything.
"Can not remember."
"You have such a bad memory, have you forgotten what happened the night before yesterday?" Zhao Li nodded hard on Xia Dongqing's forehead and sighed.
"You two, please don't say a word to each other. It's better to go to the mountain god to help you change your body now." An Yan thought that the two of them went to the mountain god to help solve the problem, so he persuaded from the side.
To be honest, he was also a little curious about the gods in the soul ferry world.
Judging from the original work, most of the gods that remain in the human world follow the path of belief in incense. If people lose their belief in incense, they will die because they lose their source of power and disappear between heaven and earth.
From this point of view, there are still many gods hidden in the human world that do not appear in the original work.
Apart from anything else, with such a huge base of believers in Christianity and Buddhism, I am afraid that the strength of these entities is not weak.
After all, the plot he watched was just something that happened around the protagonist. In the real world, the perspective is definitely not limited to just one corner.
"Hey, you know a lot, kid." Zhao Li was a little surprised that An Yan actually knew about the existence of the mountain god. Only then did he take a good look at An Yan, and he suddenly felt something was wrong.
"Hey, that's strange. An Yan, have you been to some dangerous place recently? Why do you still have a faint evil aura about you?"
He felt right. An Yan's aura before was peaceful.
Now An Yan, under his calm appearance, seemed to be holding a wild beast in his body. Even if he tried his best to suppress it, a trace of his aura still leaked out.
This breath can actually make me feel scared.
"Really?" An Yan didn't expect that Zhao Li had such sharp eyes. He was worthy of being an Arhat. Even though his cultivation level was gone, his sixth sense was still sharp.
He smiled and said: "I have recently practiced a new technique, and I haven't mastered it yet. It will be fine after a while."
Zhao Li took a deep look at An Yan, then waved his hand and said: "Forget it, I know your character, just be sure of yourself."
"Then when do we set off?" Xia Dongqing urged, unable to wait to change back to her own body.
"Look what time it is now. Where do you think the mountain god is? It's far away from here." Zhao Li was not in a hurry to change back, and he was telling the truth. The mountain god he knew was located in a large mountain in Shanxi inside.
"Li Zhao is right. There is no rush now. Let's set off again tomorrow morning." An Yan said.
"Ah? It has to be tomorrow!" Xia Dongqing was a little depressed and asked: "An Yan, you are so powerful, can you help us change our bodies back?"
"There are specialties in the art. It's okay if you ask me to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, but I have never done this kind of delicate job of exchanging souls." Although An Yan himself is strong, his erudition and knowledge on truth are far inferior to exist in the same realm.
"Are you going too?" When Zhao Li heard An Yan's words, he looked over in surprise. Unexpectedly, he wanted to go too.
An Yan said: "Go, why don't you go? I'm still very interested in the legendary mountain god."
"What's so good about the mountain god? She's not a pretty sister." Zhao Li didn't understand what An Yan was thinking, so he stood up and prepared to leave. "Dongqing, watch the store. I'll pick you up tomorrow."
Seeing Official Zhao about to leave, Xia Dongqing's most worried thing happened. He hurriedly shouted: "Hey, Official Zhao, wait!"
Zhao Li, who was about to open the door and go out, stopped when he heard Dongqing calling him, turned around and asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"
"Don't use my body to do bad things!"
Xia Dongqing, who was afraid that Zhao Li would mess with her body, specifically warned her.
"I thought it was something." Zhao Li said impatiently, "Don't worry, you can check it yourself later."
"Besides, what are you worried about? I don't want to take advantage of you."
When Xia Dongqing heard it, it seemed to make the same sense.
This child is still too innocent.
Wang Xiaoya, who happened to arrive at the door of the convenience store, saw Dongqing driving away in Li Zhao's car and dressed extraordinarily coquettishly.
Looking at the convenience store, only An Yan and Zhao Li were left.
"What's going on?"
Wang Xiaoya was a little confused. She was afraid that her home would be robbed, so she hurried into the convenience store.
As soon as he came in, he saw "Li Zhao" wearing holly clothes. Wang Xiaoya's heart skipped a beat and he didn't even bother to say hello to An Yan. He grabbed "Li Zhao"'s clothes fiercely and said, "Li Zhao, why are you wearing these clothes?" Holly’s clothes?”
"Why did you let Holly wear your clothes and drive your car?"
"Did you bully him? If you dare to bully him again, I will chop off your neck!"
The more Wang Xiaoya talked, the angrier he became. He couldn't help but pick up a bottle of beer and hit "Li Zhao" on the head if he disagreed with her.
The offensive like a violent storm made Xia Dongqing miserable, and she was forced to retreat into a corner, trembling.
This scene almost made An Yan laugh.
It is said that girls in love will lose their strength. He was afraid that Wang Xiaoya would hit Dongqing with a beer bottle and fell down. He quickly said: "Xiaoya, violence can't solve the problem. If you have anything to say, please tell us." You can't make up your mind."
"An Yan, don't worry. This guy must have bullied Dongqing a lot on weekdays, and now he lets Dongqing drive out in his clothes, which is definitely not good." Wang Xiaoya snorted coldly, looking at "Li Zhao" with an unkind look.
Seeing this, An Yan could only give Dongqing a helpless look, you have to figure it out yourself.
Xia Dongqing was speechless and a little happy at the moment. What was speechless was that even though he was himself, he had to be scolded for Li Zhao.
What makes me happy is hearing that someone cares about me.
He wanted to explain, but he was afraid of frightening Wang Xiaoya, so he had to imitate the usual Zhao official, lifted up his hanging bangs, and said fiercely: "Is it because I don't deal with you less on weekdays? You, don't be so enthusiastic! "
Seeing that "Li Zhao" seemed to be serious, Wang Xiaoya knew that he was no match for the bitch in front of him, so he had no choice but to put down the bottle angrily.
"Axi!"
"Is this right? If there is anything, just sit down and explain it slowly."
An Yan stood up, pulled the two of them over and sat down.
But soon, he regretted it.
Because women are really good at chatting.
(End of this chapter)
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