Soul Ferry: My master is Uncle Jiu

Chapter 274 Who doesn’t want to see what Yang Yuhuan looks like?
"I would like to be a winged bird in the sky, and a twig on the ground."

"The eternity of heaven and earth will eventually come to an end, and this hatred will last forever."

At night, there is a food street.

The aroma of food and costume performances attracted a large number of passers-by.

The sight of pairs of doggy men and women spreading dog food on the street makes people feel full, so the singles have no choice but to pretend that they are gourmets and are forced to immerse themselves in delicious food while frantically looking for food.

"Waiter, please bring two dozen oysters, four skewers of kidneys, two skewers of leeks, two skewers of grilled okra, and finally two bottles of beer."

An Yan skillfully checked off the menu and ordered a lot of dishes. Then he looked at Jade sitting next to him with some unfinished thoughts.

"Jade, what else do you want to order?"

The male waiter on the side felt envious when he saw Jade's exquisite appearance. He immediately understood why the customer ordered so many things to fill his waist, and smiled like a man who understands.

It happened that the store had recently received a new batch of aphrodisiac wine, and he thought that he should tell this customer.

"Who said these are for me to eat?" An Yan glanced at Jade in confusion and said plausibly: "I specially ordered them for you to replenish your health. Although the psychological effect of these things is greater than the actual effect, it seems What have you become lately?"

An Yan had a dark look on his face, this rotten girl
He actually imagined him and Dong Qing vomiting. It was so bad that he got goosebumps.

"Wait a minute, I want to ask if the scroll in your arms is for sale?" An Yan saw that the other party ignored her, so she simply stepped forward and stopped him.

"No, you two need to sleep separately!"

You know, for a person at his level, nothing that can arouse his interest is ordinary.

On the contrary, sometimes she even felt that it would be better if An Yan went out to solve the problem.

Of course, what interested An Yan the most was the painting in the other person's arms. It actually aroused his interest and made him feel like he wanted to snatch it away.

Is the soft rice not soft enough? Still don’t like the money?

"Color is like a bone scraper. The ancients will not deceive me!"

Seeing her shameless and indifferent boyfriend, Jade immediately put it aside and said, "I don't care. If this continues, I will die in bed sooner or later."

But the man is dressed in a big cotton-padded jacket. Isn't this too much? He is still holding his hands tightly on his chest. Isn't he hot?

"Ah? No, no, I was just thinking about something." When An Yan came back to his senses and saw the small expression on Jade's face, he raised his hand and patted her little head, "Don't be so imaginative next time , don’t you understand who I am?”

Jade saw that An Yan was chasing a bald middle-aged uncle and didn't care. She wasn't a beautiful woman anyway.

The man who was walking on the street in a daze and was dizzy with hunger did not stop when he heard the sound and continued to walk forward. He was in urgent need of food to replenish his strength.

Woman, I've seen right through you.

This ghostly look shows that he has indulged in too much sex, plus he has not seen the sun for a long time.

Seeing that Jade looked like he was about to be squeezed dry by you, what could An Yan say? He said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll go back and sleep with Dongqing tonight, okay?"

An Yan smiled and gave the menu to the waiter.

It is now May, and the weather is getting hotter. Although the temperature difference between morning and evening is a bit large, some people on the streets still wear long sleeves.

Seeing that the strange man was about to walk away, An Yan hurriedly said to Jade and chased after him.

At this moment, a strange man walked by the roadside, and the special smell emanating from him immediately caught An Yan's attention.

Jade: Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Sir in front, wait."

The man who was stopped glanced at An Yan, who was very young and handsome, subconsciously hugged the scroll tightly, shook his head warily and said: "No, no, get out of the way."

Almost subconsciously, Jade's words blurted out.

She now finally understands the truth that everything must have a degree, and being too weak or too strong is not a good thing.

As for Jade's offensive, An Yan remained calm and joking. Do you really think that he, the immortal, is a fake?
"Okay, that's all for now."

Jade, who really couldn't bear it, had no choice but to say softly: "Oh, there are a lot of things in the office recently. I still have work during the day, and I have to work overtime at night. You see, I have gray hair."

This bad guy got an advantage and acted like a good boy.

The waiter stupidly took the menu and looked at An Yan with envy. If he could be so strong, why would he need to run errands here?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little interested.

"Just wait for me, I'll be right back."

"You still dare to say that it's all your fault." Jade's face was stained with a blush, and she skillfully pinched the soft flesh of An Yan's waist and gave the bad guy an accusing look.

Jade rolled her eyes at him, she suspected An Yan was driving.

When Jade saw An Yan stopped talking, she thought she was angry, and said uneasily, "You're not angry, are you?"

"Where? I also help with the work in the office, and your hair is black and shiny." An Yan felt funny and directly exposed it, they are all about to become immortals, how can they have gray hair?

Looking at the man's face again, he looked like a giant panda with thick dark circles under his eyes. His face was blue and his lips were white, his eyes were dull, and he was walking mechanically. No one would suspect that he would die suddenly in the next second.

After the waiter walked away, Jade looked at An Yan angrily, "Are you going to die, saying this outside? You can go home and sleep by yourself tonight. No, in order to punish you, you don't want to spend the night at my place this week. ”

An Yan glanced sideways at Jade and laughed twice.

Because he is really too beastly.

"That's enough. You're as strong as a cow and you still eat so many oysters. Do you want me to die?" Jade looked at the two dozen oysters, kidneys, leeks, and okra on the menu, and couldn't help but cover them with one hand. An overwhelmed old waist.

An Yan was unmoved. He could tell at a glance that the man in front of him was depleted of energy, and he was obviously overindulging in lust. No, to be precise, the spirit should have been sucked away by the goblins in the scroll.

He suddenly guessed that this picture scroll was probably the one in which Yang Yuhuan was hidden.

Yang Yuhuan!
When the moon is closed and the flowers are shy, the fish sinks and the geese fall.

These eight words are used to describe the four great beauties in ancient times. Among them, the shy flower describes Yang Yuhuan, who is so beautiful that the flowers can't help but bow their heads in shame.

Who doesn’t want to see what Yang Yuhuan looks like? Is it as amazing as the rumors say?

As a normal man, An Yan naturally wanted to see with his own eyes what this person who was known as a disaster to the country and the people looked like, and could actually be sung by Li Bai and other poets.

Especially Li Bai's poem, I don't know how many adolescent boys dreamed of returning to the Tang Dynasty.

The clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, the spring breeze is blowing the threshold, and the dew is thick. If we hadn't seen him at the top of Qunyu Mountain, he would have met at Yaotai under the moon.

Just a few sentences make people daydream about the Yang Guifei of the Tang Dynasty.

An Yan, who recovered slightly, said: "Uncle, you can't control this painting. If you continue like this, you will be sucked dry by her and die."

"Do you want to take care of it? I won't sell this painting, no matter how much it costs." The man gasped, staring at An Yan, hugging the scroll tightly, for fear of being snatched away by him.

"Get out of my way!"

The movement here attracted the attention of passers-by, and they all looked at me with good intentions, ready to eat melons.

Being watched by so many people, the man felt uncomfortable all over, as if these people were trying to steal his paintings. He was so frightened that he hurriedly walked around An Yan and disappeared into the sea of ​​people.

An Yan didn't stop him. He thought that the painting would eventually fall into Dongqing's hands.

When he thought that Dongqing would be hollowed out by Yang Guifei and become a human being, he, as a good brother, would naturally not sit idly by.

An Yan's expression at this moment is very similar to what Brother Xueyou said in the movie: "Come and seduce me, I am easily seduced by women."

When he returned to the barbecue restaurant, the dishes were already served.

No doubt most of it ended up in his belly.

Humming a little tune and walking briskly, Wang Xiaoya jumped and skillfully pushed open the door of the convenience store. Ever since she met Xia Dongqing, she has been a regular visitor here.

"Hey! Where's Holly?"

However, something was unusual today. Holly, who used to be in front of the counter, was gone, and the store was quiet.

Thinking that Dongqing was sorting the goods on the shelves, she walked around twice more but saw no one.

Suddenly, Wang Xiaoya, who ran over excitedly, pouted so much that he could hold a bottle of soy sauce.

She immediately put her hands on her hips and shouted, "Where are the people? Come out and pick up the guests!"

Click!

The door of the warehouse inside opened, and Xia Dongqing walked out carrying two large baskets of goods. The first thing she saw was Wang Xiaoya's pair of white legs.

I took a look at the thermometer on the alarm clock in the store, and it read seventeen degrees.

He asked: "You came here with bare legs, aren't you cold?"

As he spoke, he carried things and placed them in front of the shelves.

"So you don't understand girls, do you know the magic weapon of bare legs?" When Wang Xiaoya saw the incomprehensible Dongqing, she wanted to strangle him to death, but luckily she put it on to show him the first time.

She was so angry that she directly raised her legs, put her feet on the shelf, blocked Dongqing's way, and hummed: "People call this sexy."

Xia Dongqing only remembered what An Yan said, a sexy woman could easily hold up Squirtle's clothes.

But obviously, Wang Xiaoya does not have this capital.

Besides, her legs are not as long as others.

Therefore, Xia Dongqing calmly put down her short legs and said, "After all, don't block the way."

"Disgusting! You are still not a man!"

Wang Xiaoya looked depressed. Was she not charming enough?

Why do all the men around her regard her as a good brother?

Sometimes, she doubted whether she was her mother's biological child, as she didn't inherit any of her advantages.

Thinking of this, she felt the deep malice coming from the world.

Xia Dongqing, who was on the side, saw Wang Xiaoya with a sad face, but finally softened her heart and sighed: "Stop being so sad, I'll buy you a drink."

Wang Xiaoya smiled and said, "I want coffee!"

But she shook her head again, "No, I want milk tea."

Then he imitated the coquettish movements of the heroine on TV and said angrily, "So I am your milk tea!"

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Xia Dongqing's mouth squirmed, but she still didn't say the words "crazy".

But his silence said everything. Wang Xiaoya, who had finally suppressed his embarrassment and acted coquettishly, immediately became angry, "What's your expression?"

"I'll make you milk tea."

Angry women are the most unreasonable, so Xia Dongqing ran away decisively.

"I'm so angry!"

"Who said a woman is chasing a man with a veil? Come out and I promise not to beat him to death!"

Wang Xiaoya was so depressed that his teeth itched.

Alas, there is no way, who told her to fall in love with a piece of wood?

Wang Xiaoya had no choice but to cheer herself up secretly. The revolution had not yet succeeded, and comrades still needed to work hard.

Then she put down the backpack on her back, took out a midnight snack packed on the road, walked to the counter and put the midnight snack down, "Look how nice I am to you, I even brought you a midnight snack."

Xia Dongqing, who bent down to take out a hot water bottle and a cup of milk tea, saw that this silly girl had come all the way to bring him midnight snacks. She would be lying if she said she wasn't touched.

This is the first time since childhood that a girl has been so kind to him.

"Hey, you are touched."

Seeing Dongqing's expression, Wang Xiaoya understood, and finally showed a satisfied smile, let's see how you can escape from the palm of my hand.

"Hurry up and find a girlfriend, so that someone will love you."

"I just looked at the store. Who wants me?" Xia Dongqing shook her head.

"I want it!"

"Although you are not as handsome as An Yan, it means that you are safe and don't have to worry about cheating; although you have no money, I have money, so I can't keep a mistress; although"

Wang Xiaoya spoke enthusiastically, completely unaware that Xia Dongqing's face was getting darker and darker.

"STOP STOP!!!"

The more Xia Dongqing listened, the more uncomfortable she became. She said angrily: "If you want to scold me, just say so. There is no need to beat around the bush."

"Here, your milk tea is ready."

Wang Xiaoya took the milk tea and said, "How about it? Think about it!"

"Not very good, help me look at the store, I'll go out for a while." Xia Dongqing rolled her eyes.

"Where are you going? I'm going too!"

Wang Xiaoya said.

Xia Dongqing said helplessly: "I'm going to the toilet, do you want to come with me?"

Wang Xiaoya's eyes lit up, and she nodded her head as if pounding garlic: "Okay, okay! Let's do it together!"

Xia Dongqing slapped her face with one hand, almost forgetting that this guy's head was missing a bone. Didn't this give her a chance?

He was afraid that Wang Xiaoya would really follow him, so he ran out immediately.

"Tch! I'm not afraid of cowards, so what are you afraid of?"

Wang Xiaoya, who was holding the milk tea and sipping it, muttered, with a trace of regret on his face.

Ding bell, the wind chime hanging at the door rang.

A man with a dull expression and strange behavior opened the door and walked in, attracting Wang Xiaoya's attention.

As soon as the man came in, he went straight to the shelves, grabbed the potato chips and biscuits, tore them open and ate them like a starving ghost reincarnated.

Wang Xiaoya was stunned by this operation. Could this homeless guy want to buy it for zero yuan?
"Hey, um, I haven't paid yet!" she shouted with courage.

The man who heard the voice looked up at Wang Xiaoya numbly.

The empty eyes and lifeless face made Wang Xiaoya shrink his head in fright, and hurriedly hid behind the counter. His face turned pale and he said: "It's over, it's over, it must be something dirty. It doesn't look like it." People!”

"Holly, come back quickly!"

The man continued his shopping, and finally walked to the counter to pay with a bunch of things in his arms.

(End of this chapter)