Three Kingdoms: The opening incorporates Li Cunxiao

Chapter 101 The living crow’s mouth
  "Oh? Now that the two of them haven't fought, Zi Qian can find out what's going on?"

Cao Cao was a little curious.

As the saying goes, an expert can tell if something is wrong as soon as he makes a move.

The problem is, hasn’t it been done yet?
  Cao Cao first speculated based on his posture. Before the fight, he really didn't know whether Taishi Ci was the head of the pewter spear.

But even if there was a fight, Cao Cao would not be able to tell the difference between the top generals and his second-rate generals.

Xu Chu and Dian Wei on the side listened to Cao Cao's question and pricked their ears curiously.

It's good to be able to learn a little bit. When martial arts reaches their level, most of them won't accept anyone's advice, let alone humbly ask for advice. If anyone says someone is not good, they will have to fight to the death.

Even Lu Bu was only a handful above them, and could only serve as a sparring partner. If they really wanted to learn, Lu Bu's martial arts level could not guide them.

Only Zhang Wu is the undisputed number one, so there is no shame in learning from him.

"Ahem, he shot me an arrow at the top of the city before. It was as weak and weak as a blind monkey's war spear, so I can tell."

Everyone's jaw dropped when they heard this.

They had never personally experienced Taishi Ci's arrows, but his posture was definitely not weak.

The problem is Xiahou Dun's spear, which most of the generals present have learned about. He was a lunatic who could only attack but not defend when fighting, and he was one of the few brave generals in the world.

Why is it so weak?

And what does this blind monkey mean? Are you insinuating that Xiahou Dun is blind and weak?

What happened to them, who were inseparable from Xiahou Dun on weekdays, and Yu Jin, Li Jue and others who were far inferior to Xiahou Dun?

But when these words came out of Zhang Wu's mouth, even though the generals were disgusted, they had no way to refute.

Who told Xiahou Dun that he had to go to Chang'an to look for Zhang Wu's bad luck, but he was shot back?

This dark history has long been spread throughout Cao Ying through Guo Jia's mouth.

Now that the results were revealed, Xiahou Dun was not only slapped in the face, but also the generals of Cao Ying were embarrassed.

Zhang Wu was completely forced to pretend, otherwise he wouldn't be able to tell the difference based on a string of numbers.

"Okay, watch carefully and don't belittle your generals!" Cao Cao noticed that the atmosphere around him was wrong and quickly stopped the topic.

Xiahou Dun and Tai Shici had already fought together after they had known each other by name.

There is no life-or-death enmity between the two sides, and Xiahou Dun is worried that Cao Cao values ​​Taishi Ci, so it is difficult to kill him. Taishi Ci had the idea of ​​surrendering to Cao Cao, so naturally it was difficult for him to use all his killing moves.

With both generals holding their hands, they fought for forty rounds without any pain.

After forty.

Both sides found that the other's martial arts seemed to be good, and they felt sympathy for each other.

Immediately seeing the hunting spirit, he hit faster and faster, and the more he hit, the more fierce he became.

But the result remained the same. Even after the eighty-eighty battle, there was still no winner.

Unexpectedly, the two sides were fighting. Taishi Ci suddenly became interested, so he drew his horse and left. Where Xiahou Dun was willing to let go, he spurred his horse and gave chase.

I saw Taishi Ci skillfully opening his bow and setting an arrow, and shouted: "Xiahou Yuanrang, take an arrow from me."

The sound was so loud that even Cao Cao, who was far away from the formation, could hear clearly. Of course Taishi Ci didn't really want to shoot Xiahou Dun, he just wanted to show off his skills in front of the battle to get excited.

The verbal reminder was to make Xiahou Dun stop his horse and block the arrow.

But Xiahou Dun was clearly a man who would fight to the death, so he immediately charged forward regardless of holding out his spear.

He rushed forward with heavy bows and flying arrows.

By chance, the arrow hit Xiahou Dun's left eye socket exactly.

This was because Taishi Ci withdrew three of his strength at the last moment when he saw that Xiahou Dun was not hiding.

The two were only twenty steps apart. If Taishi Ci drew his bow with all his strength at this distance, he could shoot through Xiahou Dun's head with one arrow.

Roar! ~
  Feeling the pain, Xiahou Dun roared and stretched out his hand to pull off the arrow: "Father's essence and mother's blood must not be discarded."

After saying that, he swallowed the eyeball with the arrowhead directly into his belly.

Cao Cao looked distressed and angry. When the fighting started, it was like a mad cow, and everyone warned them not to rush into it.

Immediately ordered: "Quickly ring the gold and call him back to the formation."

Zhang Wu raised his gun to block Ming Jin's soldiers: "Father-in-law, the blind monkey is very motivated to fight at this moment, and he will definitely win the battle."

When the generals heard this, they all looked at Zhang Wu instead of Xiahou Dun. Even Lu Bu, who had nothing to do with him before, looked at Zhang Wu like a ghost.

Mu De, this guy must have opened his mouth. He said he fought eighty rounds regardless of the outcome. He called Xiahou Dun a blind monkey, and in the blink of an eye, Xiahou Dun lost an eye.

If I were to let him get it right again, wouldn't it mean that I would die if he accidentally cursed me behind my back when I went out into battle?

Even Zhang Wu didn't expect that Xiahou Dun could lose an eye when Cao Xing had surrendered to Lu Bu. He just wanted to say, this guy must be poisonous, and he even hurt himself in order to become stronger!

Sure enough, after Xiahou Dun was injured, he became more ferocious and thrust his war spear faster and faster.

When Taishi Ci accidentally hurt someone, he felt guilty and was beaten to the point of restraint.

After one hundred rounds, Xiahou Dun knocked Taishi Ci's halberd away from his palm, ending this ridiculous battle.

There was nothing going on over there, but the faces of all the generals here changed color, and they squeezed out ghostly smiles and crazily approached Zhang Wu, forcibly greeting him and asking for warmth.

Even Xu Chu, Lu Bu and others remembered Zhang Wu's fallacy last night: "Guo Jia's illness is that he pretends to be sick because he is greedy for wine. He will be cured immediately after drinking a pot of wine."

Looking at Guo Fengxiao who was still intact, everyone felt a chill in their backs and at the same time they worked even harder to please him.

You can't afford to offend a living crow's mouth!
  "What are you doing? Stay away from me, blocking me from enjoying the sun."

Guo Jia laughed loudly at this and slapped the armrest beside the chariot: "Zhang Manzi, they are afraid of being cursed by your crow's mouth."

Xiahou Dun was wounded and won, and led Tai Shici back to the battle. However, he found that his side was bleeding and making contributions. No one paid attention to it. On the contrary, he did nothing. Zhang Wu, who was basking in the sun in front of the battle, was confessed. In the center, there was a flurry of inquiries.

Are these people sick?

Even Cao Cao couldn't hold back. He wanted to say something nice to comfort Xiahou Dun but couldn't help but hold back his laughter and almost laughed out loud.

In the end, all the words of condolence were reduced to one sentence: "Did Yuan Rang offend Zi Qian recently?" Then he sent Xiahou Dun to bandage the wound.

(End of this chapter)