Three Kingdoms: The opening incorporates Li Cunxiao

Chapter 31 Cao Cao’s acting talent

Zhang Wu led his troops back to camp, joined forces with Cao Cao in Xingyang, sat down for a while to reorganize, and then headed towards Luoyang.

"Zi Qian is saying that your spear pierced Dong Zhuo's face?" On the horse, Cao Cao laughed loudly: "Happy, happy, Zi Qian is such a warrior, he can come and go freely among thousands of troops, and he has to drink three hundred cups. .”

"Miuzan, hey hey, my lord is so praised. It's a pity that the old thief Dong Zhuo ran away."

"It's not a pity, it's not a pity at all. After this battle, Zi Qian's name will be spread all over the world. How happy it is that Dong Zhuo is often awakened by nightmares in the dead of night."

Zhang Wugong raised his hand and said, "My lord, your command is still good."

"Hahaha, Zi Qian is still the bravest among the three armies."

The two exchanged commercial boasts all the way, and the army soon arrived in Luoyang. Before entering the city, Cao Cao got off his horse, grabbed a handful of dirt and smeared it on his face.

In the ruins of the Jiade Palace in Luoyang, the princes cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle, and enjoyed fine wine and delicious food.

Suddenly there was a loud noise, and Cao Cao was furious, kicked open the door aggressively, and strode in.

Yuan Shao put down his wine cup and pretended to be surprised: "Mengde's squadron has returned to the court. How is the situation? Come back with a great victory. Have you rescued the emperor?"

Cao Cao didn't pay attention to him. He casually grabbed the wine cup on Zhang Miao's desk and drank it all in one gulp. Then he threw the wine cup to the ground and said angrily: "Yuan Shao! Leader Yuan! I want to know. Lead Cao Where have the human reinforcements gone?”

Yuan Shao pondered for a while, stretched out his hand to support the table: "Mengde, did you report to me before going out? You have to give me some time to arrange reinforcements and organize the army to go out. No, I was still arranging manpower just now, didn't I? I thought you would be back so soon."

"Hahaha, hahahaha~" Cao Cao laughed miserably and kicked the table in front of Yuan Shao: "Cao chased Dong Zhuo at starry night, fought with Lu Bu, defeated Xu Rong, and killed the bandit army and fled in all directions. Even Dong Zhuo's old man Thief, my beloved general Zhang Wu also pierced the face with a shot! Look what you are doing? Cooking sheep, slaughtering cattle, drinking and having fun, you are really happy!"

Cao Cao wanted to take two steps forward, but Yan Liang and Wen Chou directly pulled out his sword to protect Yuan Shao.

This move directly angered Cao Cao's guard Dian Wei.

Dian Wei roared, took off his two halberds, struck one at Yan Liang, and the other at Wen Chou.

With Dian Wei's strength, Yan Liang and Wen Chou naturally couldn't resist it. After taking two steps back, their expressions changed dramatically.

Cao Cao saw that his power was almost gone, so he dismissed Dian Wei and continued to add drama to himself. He grabbed Yuan Shao's collar with "heartbroken": "I didn't win! Let alone save the emperor! Cao only has five thousand cavalry! Xiliang! There are 400,000 cavalrymen, and even if they stand there and let me chop them, I can’t finish them!”

The deep pain and heartache made everyone sad when they saw it, and shed tears when they heard it. Even Zhang Wu secretly praised Boss Cao's acting skills. In another era, this guy would definitely be the winner of the Oscar.

But this way, Yuan Shaoke felt uncomfortable.

Not only did Cao Cao gain another powerful general, but the most important thing is that now his own general is at a disadvantage, and he doesn't speak forcefully.

"Meng De, calm down. You are pursuing me alone. You are indeed a hero of the world and a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty."

Cao Cao pushed Yuan Shao away, glanced around with his eyes wide open, and laughed three times: "I have something I don't want to say, and all the people in the hall are scornful! Stupid! Insufficiency and conspiracy! You are called to support the Han and kill thieves, but in reality you are fighting for power. Cao Cao I'm ashamed to be in the company of you!"

In the main hall, Cao Cao was still performing hard, detailing the crimes of the princes one by one with deep hatred, but Zhang Wu keenly noticed that the atmosphere in the main hall was not right. Everyone seemed to be sitting there and listening to Cao Cao's angry rebuke, but in fact, all their eyes were pointed in Sun Jian's direction intentionally or unintentionally.

As a top military commander, Zhang Wu was very sensitive to this look.

Could it be that this guy has already obtained the jade seal passed down from the country, but based on the principle that it has nothing to do with himself, Zhang Wu didn't take it to heart at all.

Anyone with a discerning eye doesn't know that the jade seal passed down from the country is just the source of trouble, and if you follow it, you will be killed. However, there are two fools who really think that "the one who gets the jade seal will win the world", and they can't see the pairs of red eyes around them with a faint light. Beads?

"And you, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande!"

After Cao Cao scolded him, he naturally did not let go of Liu Bei who was sitting in the corner.

"It is in vain that you claim to be a descendant of the Han Dynasty. Now that the emperor is in trouble, you sit in a high hall and enjoy fine wine and food openly. How dare you, a person with no king or father, dare to call yourself a descendant of the great ancestor and a blood relative of the Han Dynasty?"

As soon as Cao Cao finished speaking, Liu Bei's eyes turned red, his shoulders shook, and he burst into tears, crying like a helpless child.

These words undoubtedly annoyed Zhang Fei, who was standing aside.

"Hey! What can you say, you idiot! My elder brother is already suffering enough. He wants to kill thieves, but he is just a plain order. What can he do without soldiers? If you ask me, the blame is on you bullshit ministers. , My eldest brother had meritorious service in the crusade against the Yellow Turbans, but you have made my eldest brother a county magistrate as a reward for his merits. On the contrary, Dong Zhuo was still appointed as a prefect after his defeat. This led to today's situation, who can blame him?"

Liu Bei wiped away his tears and said with choked sobs: "Yidemo is going to say it, it's me, Liu Bei, who has failed my ancestors!"

"Shameless! How shameless! The emperor is trapped in Luoyang, and I, Cao Cao, stab Dong with a knife. Where are you, Liu Xuande? The princes are attacking Dong, and my generals are fighting bloody battles on the battlefield. Where is you, Liu Xuande? You are always indispensable at the princes' celebration banquets, and why? You talk so loudly that you blame the unfairness of the world! I think you are just a person who is just trying to gain fame."

Watching the two great drama kings performing on the same stage made Zhang Wu very happy, but looking at the time, it was almost time to call it a day.

There is a saying that too much is too little. If Cao Cao gets addicted to the show, it will not be beautiful. Then the denunciation meeting of the princes will become a meeting of Cao Cao's self-exaggeration. It is too deliberate and too forceful.

"Ahem, lord, we have to rush back to East County to make long-term plans, don't waste time here."

Cao Cao waved his hand and said: "Okay, if you don't save the emperor, I, Cao Cao, will save the emperor. From now on, we will say goodbye to each other. From now on, no one owes us anything, no matter how high the mountains are or how vast the seas are!"

As soon as he walked out of the Jiade Hall, Cao Cao immediately put on a cheerful look.

"Zi Qian, look, my speech just now was quite good."

"It's more than perfect. I can only say it's wonderful. It's wonderful."

"It's just that the princes were a little absent-minded. Logically speaking, I scolded them one by one, but no one slapped the table and jumped. Instead, they kept staring at Changsha Sun Jian. There must be something fishy in this."

Zhang Wu secretly sighed at Boss Cao's keenness, but didn't say much. Anyway, his boss didn't covet the broken stone, so why bother to stay and wade in this muddy water.

(End of this chapter)