Who said my wife is a monster?

Chapter 1 Split
  Dongcheng, in front of Luo Mansion.

Yang Shifei took a deep breath, feeling a little nervous.

He put down his luggage on his shoulders, arranged his relatively clean robes, and touched his face again.

Very nice, not ugly, and clean.

He took out a stack of red paper from his luggage and confirmed again that the recorded address was correct.

Between the gaps in the red paper, the words 'marriage letter' can be vaguely seen.

Yang Shifei looked up at the 'Luofu' plaque hanging outside the courtyard door and felt emotional.

"I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to be a son-in-law after traveling through time."

His mind couldn't help but go back to half a year ago.

At that time, I was still an ordinary graduate. I was worried about what kind of job I should find to support myself, where I should settle down, and how I should plan my daily expenses in the future, such as rent, water, electricity, and insurance.
  After walking out of campus, the pressure of life feels like clocking in to work on time and being there together.

But just when I was getting ready and preparing to go to the company I had contacted for the second round of interviews——

I was looking at my phone and accidentally stepped on the air and fell into a pit.

The good news is, the hole isn't deep.

It may be that they are digging roads and repairing some pipelines, and there are maintenance workers squatting inside. Even if you fall headfirst into it, you'll end up with a mouth full of mud.

The bad news is that this is when he traveled through time.

Yang Shifei still vividly remembers that he lost control of his balance at that time, subconsciously protecting his phone and head with his hands, and looking at the maintenance man in the pit with a horrified look on his face.

The younger brother happened to turn around and looked up at him in shock.

"What the hell!" "What the hell?!"

The two only exchanged a hasty hello, which became their last farewell in modern society.

The next moment, he appeared above the unfamiliar field and fell down.

I suffered a bruised nose and swollen face as well as various sprains and contusions. I groaned in pain for a long time and couldn't get up. I almost thought I had to explain myself here.

Until a peasant woman happened to pass by and kindly helped him back home.

Yang Shifei was confused at the time, and after checking with the peasant woman's family for a long time, he realized that he had really traveled through time.

During this period, there were many misunderstandings and jokes, and he was almost sent to the government because of his "fancy clothes" and all kinds of "crazy words", but he managed to persuade the other party to accept him reluctantly.

After some twists and turns, he was able to recover from his injuries in a remote mountain village.

During this period, I thought about my parents, how to go home, and even thought about whether I hit my head and had a fantasy. Whenever I closed my eyes or opened them, I would appear in the hospital ward with my head covered with gauze.

My mother would sit next to her and scold her for looking at her mobile phone as usual. Then she would gnash her teeth and point to the various bottles and cans hanging beside her with some distress, saying that she still had to train for a while before she could eat, and then she could eat and drink whatever she wanted. , they go home and do it. Even if the esophageal tube is no longer inserted, they can’t eat takeout.

Dad, on the other hand, was silent, scrolling through his cell phone, looking up at himself, shaking his head helplessly and sighing.

Unfortunately, he didn't dream.

Yang Shifei stayed in bed for two days and was depressed for three days.

He couldn't understand how other time travelers could ruthlessly abandon everything.

But humans are highly adaptable creatures.

After his injuries improved, he calmed down and got out of bed, walked into the farmland to try to help, and began to adapt to life in this world.

He is no longer a child and has to learn to accept it.

The world has changed a lot, but you have to keep going.

The slightly old marriage certificate in my hand now is the 'reward' for persisting in helping with farming this month.

"——How did Aunt Niu and the others hook up with such a wealthy family?"

Yang Shifei stood blankly in front of Luo Mansion for a long time, his handsome face full of complexity.

In the short half month he spent recovering from his injuries in Niujia Village, he roughly understood the ways of the world.

Although it is called the "Liang Kingdom", the history and impressions of this country are completely different from each other in each dynasty. There are even warriors, rivers and lakes, magic weapons and sharp weapons, and there are obviously some elements of martial arts.

If they were other time-travelers, they might be able to start making a name for themselves early on.

It's a pity that he is a graduate with only one foot on his way to 996. Not only can he sing and dance, but he is at least hemiplegic. He can even vomit from exhaustion even when taking a physical test.

Especially when he danced with Aunt Wu Niu's family's ancestral weapon - almost breaking his wrist because of it - he temporarily gave up enjoying the love between children in the world.

Besides, after taking good care of her health, she must first help Aunt Niu and her family to earn some money in various fields to repay the kindness of saving her life.

But unexpectedly, the kindness was not repaid much, but one day Aunt Niu suddenly stuffed the marriage certificate over with a smile on her face.

"Boy Yang, we don't have a man at home, why don't you go to the appointment for us?"

"How can this be possible! The Luo family is talking about getting married to your Niu family, and I, an outsider—"

"Hey, don't tell me, we are cows, we are Yang, we are all one family!"

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Although he didn't expect Aunt Niu to tell cold jokes, Yang Shifei thought about it and half-heartedly agreed.

He felt this was an opportunity.

After all, I have traveled through time. Even if I don't learn any superior magic skills to travel around the world, I at least have to make use of my modern knowledge and try to make my way in the world a few times.

At least, you can't eat soft rice.

Farm food is not good either.

Even if he is not well-known in the world, and even the Luo family does not recognize this marriage certificate, he can still use it as a springboard to settle down in the county seat and other places to find some work such as bookkeeping and bookkeeping.

He thought that after studying useless mathematics for so many years, he might be able to shine at this moment. At least his score in the college entrance examination was not low.

Although I basically forgot to clean up.

However, as long as I can earn more money, support myself, and take care of Aunt Niu and her family, they will no longer have to live a hard life in the wind and sun.

Yes, don’t eat soft food.

But if the world, business, and officialdom all fail, you won’t even be able to find a job.
  Ahem, let’s talk again.

Yang Shifei's mobility has always been good.

So after he made up his mind, he immediately used the money he had saved by working everywhere in the village to help farmers and bought himself two sets of 'new clothes'. After saying goodbye to Aunt Niu and his family, he took a carriage with the wind and drove dozens of miles of mountain roads to Dongcheng, where he stood here.

knock knock --

Yang Shifei thought about it for a long time, but finally plucked up the courage and knocked on the door of Luo Mansion.

He was single from birth, not to mention having a girlfriend, he had never even held the little girl's hand once.

Now it is really embarrassing to have to pretend to be someone else's marriage certificate and come all the way to be your 'brother-in-law' alone.

But think about it, I have no power, no money and no house.
  endured.

Now I can only keep reviewing the local colloquialisms and silently reciting the drafts I have prepared, trying to leave a good impression on the people of Luofu as much as possible.

Although he has never met the eldest lady of the Luo family and doesn't know what her temperament is like, since Aunt Chengniu has accepted the marriage contract with good intentions, she must first behave well.

"Junior Yang Shifei came to visit with a wedding letter. I don't know, huh?" Yang Shifei paused in knocking on the door, then looked at the courtyard door that slowly opened with a creak, and was stunned.

The door is not closed.

Yang Shifei looked strange and looked up at the sky.

The clouds are gradually gathering, and the moon is hard to see. He was in a hurry to get to Dongcheng today and came to visit him before he had time to have dinner.

Many thieves in this world have learned martial arts. I heard that they can fly over walls and fly over walls. Those with advanced skills can break gold and rocks. A mere wall is indeed just a decoration, but it can still be regarded as a facade. Not to mention locking the courtyard door at eight or nine o'clock in the evening, he didn't even secure the door. Is this servant of the Luo family a little derelict in his duty?

Forget it, it has nothing to do with me.

Yang Shifei bravely pushed open the door and took a look inside Luo Mansion.

The moonlight was sparse, and one could vaguely see the garden, rockery and water. It looked like the front courtyard of a wealthy family, perhaps a prince or aristocrat.

It coincided with the information he picked up on the road.

This Luofu seems to be a wealthy family in the capital with a high status.

And Miss Luo is a young girl who "ran away from home" and settled in Dongcheng without authorization.

At first, many neighbors thought that the eldest daughter of the family would be arrested soon, but they did not expect that they lived here for two or three years. During this period, there was no disturbance at all. From time to time, they would meet the maids of the Luo Mansion out shopping. It seemed that After living here for a long time, the people in Dongcheng gradually forgot about it.

However, the eldest lady of Luofu rarely goes out, and very few people have seen her face. I only heard rumors from the neighborhood that she was a great beauty with stunning beauty.

"Where are the people?"

Yang Shifei poked his head into the yard and vaguely saw a light in the direction of the backyard, but there was no one in the front yard.

Did you really forget to lock the door?
  He stood there and cleared his throat, then raised his voice and shouted again.

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There was still no response from the Luofu backyard.

Yang Shifei tightened his clothes and felt a little cold.

He looked at the huge empty courtyard and felt helpless. He was going to find a hotel to stay for one night and wait to meet again tomorrow morning.

After all, they just received a marriage certificate, not really married. If you break into the courtyard without saying hello, even if you are coming to get married, you will inevitably be criticized.

Yang Shifei slowly pulled back the heavy courtyard door and prepared to turn around and leave.

But at this moment, a delicate white jade-like hand poked out from the courtyard door and stood between the two gates.

Yang Shifei was startled and quickly stopped at the door, almost pinching the other party's hand.

"girl?"

He pushed the door open again and saw a pretty girl standing behind the door.

This woman was wearing a long celadon skirt and a white shirt, and her figure was even more petite and exquisite. A string of silver bells on her waistband swayed softly in the wind, like the sound of the wind. Her pretty face, as young as white jade, was cold and emotionless, except for a pair of smart and beautiful eyes that flickered and seemed a little naughty.

Judging from his age, he's about fourteen or fifteen years old?
  It's just that he is quite short, not even reaching his chest.

Yang Shifei secretly thought that this might be the maid of the Luo family, so he calmed down and quickly explained his purpose.

"It's you." The girl nodded slightly, her voice as crisp and beautiful as a song.

This made Yang Shifei relieved that there was no misunderstanding.

“Since it’s getting dark, I’ll wait until tomorrow—”

"Not coming in?"

The girl raised her hand to interrupt him, turned sideways, and pointed to the inner courtyard with a smile: "They are all inside."

Yang Shifei was startled: "Will it disturb everyone in the house?"

"It's not too late." The girl smiled and said, "Just in time."

".That's fine."

Yang Shifei thought for a while, then picked up his luggage again: "I'm going to pay a visit to Miss Luo first."

The girl just chuckled and pushed open the door to make way for her.

Yang Shifei walked into the courtyard and was about to ask more questions when he saw her pointing to the inner courtyard: "Go directly there."

"Row."

The maid of Deluo Mansion agreed, and Yang Shifei didn't hesitate and followed her footsteps along the courtyard path.

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The two of them were silent all the way, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Yang Shifei looked at the slender figure of the maid swaying in front of him and sighed secretly in his heart.

I don’t know if the other party is practicing martial arts, but there is really no sound of footsteps as he walks.

After bypassing several winding gravel paths, he quickly arrived at the door of the boudoir with flickering lights.

Seeing that there was no one around, and there were no lights in other rooms, I guessed that Miss Luo should be in this room.

Yang Shifei looked at the stopped girl and pointed at the door. "Girl, can you introduce me?"

"She knew you were coming."

The girl smiled a little uneasily: "Just open the door."

Yang Shifei frowned and noticed something strange.

I don’t know if it’s because the maid’s little sister is so incredibly beautiful, or because the other party’s words and attitude are quite subtle.

But standing stupidly in front of the door of a woman's boudoir was not a problem. He was silent for a moment, stepped on the stone steps in front of the door, and was about to knock on the door.

But through the crack in the door, I could vaguely see a beautiful figure inside the house with its back to the door, looking extremely enchanting and charming under the flickering lights. Her long black hair swayed slightly to her waist, but it still couldn't hide her proud curves.

Two graceful maids were standing on both sides, seeming to be combing his long hair.

Yang Shifei slapped his hands, a little embarrassed.

Didn't you agree to see me, but why do you still look like you are dressing up?
  He had never been in love before, and he had no idea what the fetishes or taboos of famous women of this era were. He only knew about the general customs and etiquette, and he didn't know whether he should remind the women in the room.

Just as he was hesitating whether to wait until the other party finished dressing up before speaking, he saw the two maids in the room combing their hair becoming more and more strange.

Yang Shifei's brows twitched slightly, feeling confused and subconsciously squinting his eyes to get a clearer look first.

The two maids gradually grasped the woman's long hair with their fingers and slowly pulled it apart on both sides.

"!"

Yang Shifei was stunned, almost thinking that he had seen a scene of a maid bullying a down-and-out young lady. Is this the so-called hair-pulling?
  What's going on in Luo Mansion?
  But before he could cluck his tongue and sigh, he saw an even more thrilling scene.

The woman whose hair was pulled did not say a word, sitting quietly as if she was completely unaware of the pain. As the maid gradually pulled, the waterfall-like long hair was almost split into two halves, and the top of the woman's head was like a separated gear, revealing the jagged cracks that were originally biting together, like a melon and a fruit being opened. , more like a beautiful flower blooming slowly.

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Yang Shifei's face was stiff and he took a step back, his heart beating very fast.

What fruits and flowers, this is obviously the whole head has been torn open and bloomed!

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