Whose little lady is so crazy?

Chapter 1 Being careless and being tricked

On the mountain roadside in late autumn, the leaves of the shrubs are in clusters of purple, which look like bright flowers from a distance. The sky is blue, and the autumn wind carries white clouds drifting into the distance.

Such a picturesque autumn scene, a young girl sitting on a stone and resting against a big tree had no intention of admiring it. She pressed the hilt of the sword on her waist, looked at the children around her, and then looked up at the sky. , with a look of despair.

"Mom? Sit here, it's not cold." A girl about five or six years old timidly pointed to the seat next to her.

That location is also a big stone, but the difference is that now there is a thick layer of yellow leaves piled on top, which is obviously laid by humans.

"How many times have I told you, don't call me mother, don't call me mother." Hong Xiaoduo felt that she was going crazy, but looking at the child's innocent expression, she couldn't express her anger. Hey, what are she doing? ? How about being serious with a few poor children?

Xiaoduo couldn't help but wonder, if he had known this would happen, and when they were beaten by that man last night, he pretended not to see it and walked away, wouldn't he have been like this?

Why are you feeling irritated even though you haven't solved your own problems yet? You actually still have the mind to meddle in other people's business and fight against injustice?
  "Mom, these are the wild fruits I just picked. Eat some to fill your belly." A boy came over and picked up a corner of his clothes, and carefully picked out a few wild hawthorns that looked bigger and better in quality. Hand it over.

Another one called me mother. Xiaoduo felt her temples twitching. The mania she had just suppressed suddenly broke out. She glared at the boy in front of her and pointed at the girl next to her: "She's little, so just yelling randomly." , what’s the matter with you? You’re eight or nine years old, right? Your eyes are fine, right? Take a closer look at how old I am?
  How much older can I be than you? How did you manage to shout?
  I am only fifteen or sixteen years old at this age, how can I have a son as old as you? I gave birth to you when I was less than ten years old? "

The boy who was roared, his originally bloodless face turned even paler, and his whole body was trembling slightly.

He looked around at his younger brothers and sisters who were also frightened. Thinking that he was the eldest, he mustered up the courage and said cautiously: "Then, what should I call you, you?"

How to call it? This problem shouldn't exist at all for her. Her heart and thinking were in chaos from the moment she appeared in this completely unfamiliar place yesterday.

Compared with what these children call herself, she is more eager to know what is her current situation?
  At this time, a gurgling sound came from his ears. Hong Xiaoduo turned around and saw the child with a sallow face covering his stomach with his small hands.

She knew that this sound was coming from hunger.

I haven't eaten anything since I rescued them last night. How can I not be hungry?
  The wild fruits carried in the boy's lapels, not to mention whether they were delicious or not, were just a few. Even if they were divided among several children, they would not be enough to fill their teeth. They were not even mentioned as being able to satisfy their hunger, but in the end, they were given to her first. eat.

Of course, this move had very little to do with filial piety to her "mother," and it was obviously a sign of fawning, for fear that she would leave them alone.

"Forget it, forget it, whatever you want to shout, what, who, you take them and wait here, don't wander around, I'll go find some food." Xiaoduo knows that the feeling of hunger is uncomfortable, the adults still It's easy to say, but these are still children.

Especially, seeing how pitiful they seemed to be because they were afraid of annoying her, not daring to say a word when they were hungry, not daring to cry, but still trying to please her, I felt inexplicably irritated.

Who can blame you for all this? I only have myself to blame!

What makes Hong Xiaoduo even more devastated is that after staying up all night, she only remembers her own name. The only thing left in her memory is the blue sky and parasols from the beach recommended by many Internet celebrity bloggers. I started by drinking coconuts on the lounge chair and admiring the handsome guy with eight-pack abs playing volleyball on the beach.

All the previous memories have disappeared and I can’t remember them anymore!

At that time, the weather suddenly changed and it started to rain lightly. All the tourists on the beach left. The handsome guy without abs didn’t want to see the cat in the hotel room.

I just wanted to wander around and find some local specialties. If I want to taste authentic local food, I can't stay near tourist attractions. It's expensive and tastes bad. She searched for a local food court on her mobile phone, but she couldn't find a taxi and had to walk. When we were halfway there, there was sudden thunder and lightning in the sky, and there was a violent wind and rain in an instant, and the umbrella in my hand could hardly hold it.

I saw a technology experience center on the side of the road, so I thought I would go in and avoid it first, and wait for the wind and rain to subside before I left.

There was only one receptionist in the science and technology museum, and she told her that she just wanted to take shelter from the rain in the foyer, but the other person said enthusiastically, "It's okay, the rain won't stop for a while, so why not go in" Take a look, they also said that if you buy tickets with your ID card, you might even win a special prize - free admission, and all experience items are free.

Looking at the rain outside, she couldn't see clearly across the street. She just stood there waiting for the rain to stop, so she put down her umbrella and took out her ID card to register.

Unexpectedly, after seeing the ID card, the other party was very surprised. He immediately picked up the landline and made a call. Soon, an old man wearing glasses came over, looking very knowledgeable.

Hong Xiaoduo heard the receptionist calling the old curator respectfully. The old curator took her ID card, looked at it, and asked her if she knew the time of her birth.

She told the other party without thinking much at the time, and then saw the old curator excitedly saying that she had finally waited.

Then he explained to her that when the Science and Technology Experience Museum was first built, someone proposed to set several birth dates. If the birth dates of visitors to the Science and Technology Museum matched, not only would the experience fee be waived, but a special souvenir would also be given.

The old director said that since the establishment of the museum, Hong Xiaoduo is the first and only lucky person.

She was very happy at the time and casually said that when she went out and saw a lottery station, she would buy some tickets.

From the front receptionist, we have learned that the most important experience project of this science and technology experience center is a journey across time and space. Experiencers can choose the experience era by themselves, such as ancient times or the future.

Xiaoduo has always had a dream of being a chivalrous woman, and she also likes to read ancient novels.

The old curator personally guided her to lie down in the experience chamber, which was like a large capsule, put on an EEG cap used in hospitals for EEG, and then directed Xiaoduo to operate on the display screen in front of her, inputting the information to choose the experience. Time, space, era, scene, identity of experience, appearance, desired skills.

There are no restrictions on these. You can choose at will. Xiaoduo chose the role of a chivalrous woman for herself. Thinking of the plots of ancient romances she had read in the past, she also added the skills of playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, so that she could show off her skills to defeat White Lotus.

When choosing the male protagonist, she was a little entangled. What identity should she choose for her male protagonist? Prince? Prince? General? The Crown Prince? Ranger?

Just when she was hesitating with her finger on the screen, she was afraid that the old curator next to her would laugh. She turned around and saw the excited and weird smile on the old curator's face outside the transparent experience room.

When Hong Xiaoduo realized something was wrong and wanted to take off her belongings and leave the experience room, it was already too late. The old curator saw through her intention and quickly reached out and clicked on the button. The glass door of the experience room opened. She closed it with a swipe, and then saw the old curator outside the glass warehouse door smiling and saying something to her, but she couldn't hear clearly at all. She didn't know whether it was because his voice was too quiet or because of the sound insulation effect of the experience warehouse. Great.

Then, she seemed to be speeding forward in a tunnel decorated with many colorful lights, and then she lost consciousness.

When Hong Xiaoduo regained consciousness and opened her eyes, she was dressed in ancient clothes and standing in an ancient town where all the passers-by were dressed in ancient costumes. She actually had an ancient sword on her waist, which was so heavy that she didn't need to pull it out to see. , her intuition told her that it was a genuine guy.

At that moment, she was only sure of one thing: she was being plotted...

(End of this chapter)