Sweet Wedding in the 1980s: Metaphysics Fat Wife Makes a Great Transformation

Chapter 95: Will it be poisonous if a snake bites itself?

She had socks and long johns on her ankles, but the viper was confident that as long as she could scratch her skin, she would be hit.

Gu Manman woke up with a sigh.

The poisonous snake waited for the other party to cry out in pain and pass away, then saw Gu Manman lowering his head and smiling calmly. "I've made enough preparations to take precautions. Why did you send another fool? Are you planning to use deception tactics to make me relax my guard first?"

The snow ghost lady and the porcupine last time were both called Gu Manman. When I reviewed the story later, I felt that it was a bit too much and stupid.

Just like some countries or regions deliberately show that they don’t have much military strength. One moment they say they are a motorcycle, and the next moment they do stupid things like chasing drones.

In fact, they secretly made all kinds of military arrangements, just to relax others' vigilance towards them.

This time, such a small venomous snake was sent. It had already reached the valley and Manman wondered if the other party was playing tricks.

You know, adding thick socks and trousers will never be thinner than the teeth of such a small poisonous snake.

She moved her fingers, and the little snake floated uncontrollably.

Gu Manman snapped his fingers, and the opponent bit him directly. "Actually, I have always wanted to know if a poisonous snake bites itself and will be poisoned."

Another snap of the fingers, and another.

After several times, the snake was dying and looked like an earthworm that had been hooked up.

Gu Manman would not ask why a snake wanted to poison her. Not to mention that this snake had almost no spiritual intelligence and only acted according to instinct. Even if it was open, she would still be silenced after asking.

Just do it in advance to avoid having to waste time trying to decide whether the other person is telling the truth or a lie.

The poisonous snake was poisoned by itself.

She was not sure this was not an isolated case, but since the snake venom entered the blood, it seemed that its antibodies were not 100%.

"Find a place to throw it away." Gu Manman threw the poisonous snake that had consumed its venom outside and asked Xiaobu to pull it and find a place to throw it away.

"Don't talk."

"Woof woof!" Xiao Bu pulled it like a ball, and even made the snake corpse into a plate.

Someone called him a "fat dog" on the road. He was as fat as his master. He ran away with his eyes narrowed. After a while, he landed far behind him to observe where he was going.

……

When Gu Manman went to work the next day, he heard the latest news. When Wang Shuan's family got up at night, she found a ghost with a green light, and kept calling her name.

After turning on the light, I boldly went out to check and found a dead snake at the door of my house.

Gu Manman touched his chin: "Did you do it?"

Little Bu's tail wagged happily.

Although I don't know why, Xiaobu is happy.

After this time, he didn't see any tricks from the opponent for several days, so Gu Manman went up the mountain by himself.

Relying on his memory, he found the body of the monkey that died last time. Gu Manman sat down cross-legged, his spiritual power spurted out, he dug into his arms and took out a small black flag.

Xiaoqi was a piece of debris from the stage that was smashed up at a junkyard. It was only after he met her that he saw the light of day again. Xiaoqi was filled with resentment. Originally, she didn’t want to use it for the time being, but for no reason, people were worried about her life. Even if you act too hastily, you can only forcibly refine it.

Although it is not enough to be used as a carrier for the White Ghost Flag, as it is disposable like those paper figures, it is perfect for summoning souls.

The monkey's form appeared in Gu Manman's mind, and there was the other party's corpse beside her. She was chanting a spell, and the surrounding atmosphere became even colder, with wisps of black energy spying on her every move in the dark.

Gu Manman had been summoning for a quarter of an hour, but he still hadn't seen the ape's soul, so he had to call it a day. At this moment, a squeaking sound seemed to come from hell, with its own reverberation and tail. Gu Manman raised his eyes and saw a limping old monkey dead spirit staggering towards him.

Its steps were staggering, not because it was mutilated in life, but because its legs had been severely corrupted.

Almost reaching the knee level, a monkey spirit body that has not made any progress in practice will naturally have no good results. It will die again and die again, and then disappear into ashes and become a part of the chaotic human world.

Maybe it's the breeze, maybe it's the mud.

"Your Majesty, the Immortal Master, you, Monkey, are polite."

Gu Manman looked at it: "I didn't summon you."

"The Immortal Master doesn't know something, but this little monkey has already been registered in the underworld, and he may be born soon."

Gu Manman was dumbfounded and looked at the old monkey's spirit body again. "You have the beliefs of your own race, and you shouldn't be like this."

"The Immortal Master has good eyesight, but the old monkey couldn't bear to see the younger members of the clan wandering around in misery and helplessness after death, so he gave up the opportunities one by one."

"How long will you keep doing this?"

"When the old monkey is helpless, the immortal master wants to summon my junior to ask questions? The old monkey knows a little bit about these changes in the mountains. If the immortal master needs it, the old monkey will tell you everything he knows."

In fact, it is very afraid of the valley being full.

But, there was nothing I could do. When he was alive, he protected the little monkey babies in his tribe from being taken away by monkey-brain-eating dudes. He himself became a victim. After his death, he couldn't bear to see the children suffer, and it gradually became like this.

I originally planned to let go and give myself a new life, but this child died miserably. As soon as he ascended to the position of monkey king, he was parasitized by the strange monster. In the end, he left in great pain, and the ghost was wandering. There were immediate signs of fragmentation, so it couldn't hold back and gave the child another chance to reincarnate.

Gu Manman's expression became more respectful.

Even if she doesn't want to be such a self-sacrificing Virgin, no one can make any accusations or make superior judgments on heroic behavior and great love.

Whether it is worth it or not, only the parties concerned can decide for themselves.

She said: "If you can help me find that long-haired monster, I will give you a ride."

The old monkey thanked him repeatedly and immediately recalled when the younger generation of the tribe had a drastic change in temperament, and then a long-haired monster slowly grew on his head.

After telling him what he knew, he also took Gu Manman to see the cave where the previous Monkey King, the rotting corpse on the ground, lived.

Gu Manman lit up the pearls and checked them one by one, and found some white hairs. Judging from the length and the dried mucus on them, they should be where the long-haired monster had been.

So, is it looking for new parasites?

"Old monkey, you said that in the beginning, you just had a bad temper. You lost your temper for no reason every day and your appetite increased. You didn't allow anyone to touch the back of your head, right?"

"Yes."

"Tell me, apart from the powerful python, who else in this mountain has a status similar to a know-it-all or an elder in the forest."

Seeing the old monkey's hesitation, Gu Manman assured that he was not enslaving them, but said: "I need them to cooperate with me to investigate all the animals in the entire mountain range."

How can you allow others to snore and sleep on a couch lying on its side?

(End of this chapter)