After the five-year-old milk bag came down the mountain, everyone was vying to dote on her

ha.……

Admitting that you are dating online in front of strangers, especially strange children.

It's so embarrassing.

Luo Wuyou felt that he was so embarrassed that he could dig out a Barbie castle with his toes.

"Hehe, just this one time. I haven't dated online before. I played games with this girl for a week. I thought her voice was pretty nice, and I started to have a crush on her..."

"Then why did you break up with her?"

Shen Weixun continued to learn without changing his expression, his heart not beating, "If you want to say this, I won't be sleepy anymore!" "Really, Brother Shen, I'm telling you..."

Just as Luo Wuyou was about to start complaining, he saw Shen Weixun suddenly narrowed his eyes and looked at him threateningly...

Who do you call brother to? Brother?

Except for the eldest brother, even the second child dare not call him brother in front of him.

Realizing that he was so excited that something was wrong with his words, Luo Wuyou quickly changed his words: "Let me tell you, online dating is really unreliable. That sister has a very sweet voice, she can act coquettishly, and she can talk. I was fascinated by her at that time. , I spent a lot of money on her..."

"At that time, I didn't have the heart to play with other girls, and then I wanted to meet her, so I made a video call first."

"She looks like...it's a bit hard to describe..."

"As soon as the camera was turned on, I thought it was my mother. The girl was only in her twenties and looked like she was in her fifties. I was almost scared to death, and then I said we broke up."

"I originally wanted to have a good time together, but the girl sent me a photo the next day and told me that she was going to jump off the building, and threatened me to be with her. Later, she told me that she had depression and so on. That was not pure. Is this purely insane?"

It can be seen that Luo Wuyou has a lot of bitterness that he wants to pour out. This kind of thing is really embarrassing for him.

So he never mentioned it to the outside world.

If his group of friends knew that he was dating someone online who looked like a woman in her fifties, he would become a joke in the circle.

Luo Wuyou admits that although his looks are not ridiculously good, he is still quite charming.

No matter how hard you look, it's impossible to find a girlfriend like that.

No appearance discrimination, as long as we just make friends, it doesn’t matter what he looks like:

But having a girlfriend is not the same thing.

He felt that he was not a pervert, but he really couldn't feel his heart fluttering in front of a face that was the same age as his mother.

"Huang Huang, is the girl you are talking about the same as the big brother?" Ruan Ruan scratched Cheng Huang's hair and asked.

"Hmm... I don't know. The aesthetics of us beasts is different from that of you humans, so we can't tell the beauty or ugliness of you humans. We all distinguish humans by their smell. But the woman I saw had a mark on her eyebrows. A mole."

Chenghuang scratched his ears.

It is a truly exotic beast, and it likes females with beautiful and smooth hair.

Human beings are bald, with no hair except on their heads.

In the eyes of these alien beasts, humans are not good-looking, but some people give them a smell and a very comfortable feeling, like softness.

"Brother, does the elder sister you are talking about have a bone on her eyebrow?"

"Eh? How do you know? Ah! You are Master Shen's junior sister... you are amazing... you can even count this!"

Luo Wuyou looked at Xiaotuanzi with surprise and admiration in his heart. He didn't expect that Uncle Wu, a fake Taoist priest, really knew such a capable person. She casually figured out the appearance of her online dating partner. Ruanruan is speechless and confused. Who is she?

Why does this big brother look a little stupid? "Third Senior Brother, that's who he is!"

Third Senior Brother said, don't play with fools, and don't come into contact with fools, otherwise you will become stupid.

Ruanruan felt that she should look less at her eldest brother, so as not to affect her, "Well... the two people are connected and have the same smell, so the problem should be with that woman."

Even if there was nothing wrong with that woman, Luo Wuyou's matter must have something to do with her. Shen Weixun felt that he had already guessed it.

"Impossible! Absolutely not! Although I can't see the face of the woman in the dream clearly, I think she must be very beautiful, and I can see her figure, which is perfect to the extreme. "

Shen Weixun gave him a disgusted look!

Old color batch.

A normal person would feel guilty if he had the same dream for three days in a row.

This guy had the same dream over and over again for so long, and it wasn't until his body almost couldn't bear it anymore that he thought about asking someone for help.

I guess when I first started dreaming, I still have endless aftertaste every day when I wake up. "Regardless of whether this is possible, we still have to take a look and confirm whether you can contact her?"

Luo Wuyou looked confused.

It's definitely not difficult to contact people. The girl's friend application is still lying in the address book.

But he really resisted.

"If you don't want to cooperate, forget it, Chenghui, the door-to-door fee is five hundred thousand," Shen Weixun's nature as a profiteer was fully exposed:

His junior sister Le Diandian came here to make money. Regardless of whether this matter is resolved or not, the money must be obtained!

"No, no, no, I don't want to. I'll try now to see if I can contact her."

Luo Wuyou waved his hands repeatedly.

People will have a premonition before death. He feels that if he does not pay attention to this matter, he will most likely not be able to see the sun tomorrow.

It's okay to pay half a million for a door-to-door fee, but he's afraid that the latest lifeline will leave him alone.

Luo Wuyou fiddled with the phone for a while, poking at the screen frantically and typing.

His face looked as ugly as if he had eaten shit for a while, embarrassed for a while, and relieved for a while.

Colorful.

When he put down his cell phone, Shen Weixun asked, "Have you been contacted?" "Well, she told me that she moved to my city because of me. I asked her to meet at a coffee shop in the afternoon, but she insisted on letting me Set the location at a hotel...do you mind?"

God knows how uncomfortable Luo Wuyou was when he responded to the message. He really felt like his soul had been stained. "It doesn't matter, you just have to make arrangements." Shen Weixun shrugged.

Xiaotuanzi blinked curiously. She glanced at her elder brother's expression, frowned and thought for a moment:

Then he slowly leaned into Shen Weixun's ear and asked: "Third senior brother, the eldest brother seems to be dying... The date of death will be around three o'clock this afternoon."

Hearing this, Shen Weixun looked stern:

Xiaotuanzi didn't talk about this just now.

In other words, when observing the physiognomy before, Luo Wuyou's death date was not at this time at all.

It was after he contacted his online dating partner that the disaster of life and death came. "What time did you agree with her?"

"It's two-thirty in the afternoon, what's wrong? If you have something to do, I can change it to tomorrow." (End of Chapter)