Chapter 16 Humans are so cunning

"Hahahahaha..." Yuan Qi laughed and couldn't straighten up. She pointed at the bird droppings on Jiang Bai's head and mocked her, "You are so lucky, that's magpie droppings."

Please give me another dozen of such good luck.

Jiang Bailu screamed and ran away. This was more uncomfortable for her than being humiliated by others. She really couldn't stand it anymore.

Jiang Trulu hurriedly chased after her, not knowing what to do after giving birth to Grandma Wang.

Yuan Qi suddenly stopped smiling and raised his eyebrows slightly to remind her: "Your master has left, why don't you leave?"

Grandma Wang curled her lips and left.

Then Jiang Bailu's sharp scolding sounded in the yard: "Catch that magpie for me and stew it!"

Jiang Trulu quickly urged her servants: "Hurry up! There can't be a single bird in the yard from now on!"

One of the maids was very embarrassed and asked, "But how can we control the birds?"

Jiang Bailu was served by several maids and wiped the bird droppings off her forehead, but she could still smell the smell of bird droppings, which was disgusting.

"I don't care. If I see that magpie again in the future, none of you will feel better."

When the maids complained about their troubles, they found bamboo poles and shot birds everywhere.

In Shaoyaoju, the magpie hovered in front of Yuan Qi. The magpie spoke human words and looked quite arrogant: "How about, can I live here? I can help you tease Jiang Bailu in the future, and I can also help you. Inquire about information and keep an eye on people. All the birds in Kyoto listen to me..."

"Hmm..." Yuan Qi held her chin and thought seriously. She really didn't have much help in Kyoto. Animals are more reliable than people, and she is also the leader in the bird world, so she might be able to help in critical moments.

Yuan Qi was happy in his heart, but he couldn't show it.

She pretended to be reluctant.

"Okay, you can build a nest here, but you can't take advantage of it in vain. You have to do a few things for me."

The magpie chirped very happily. He felt that Yuan Qi was a good man and let him practice in this spirit gathering array. If this was the case, he would be able to transform in less than a few decades. What they said is right, you can't live in other people's places for free.

"You tell me, I agree."

Yuan Qi suddenly felt that this bird was not very smart. No matter what others said, he agreed. What if someone dug a hole for him to jump into? Is this bird reliable in the future?

"First, when I'm not around, you have to guard the door for me. Especially if someone is causing trouble, you must tell me." Yuan Qi had a feeling that Jiang Bailu would not let her go easily. If nothing else, just say Mr. Bai. She won't give up if she doesn't get the Madam's bracelet.

"Secondly, looking at the people in the Jiang family, I feel that the people in the Jiang family are not good people. I saved Old Mrs. Bai, and no one expressed gratitude. These people have no conscience and sent me away with a bracelet. .”

"Third, if I need it in the future, please send me a letter or something. I'll talk about it later. I can't think of anything else. I'll add it later when I think of it."

The magpie feels that the bird life is very happy. By doing this, he can practice in a place with abundant spiritual energy, which is a great advantage.

He would be happy to do so.

"My name is Shenxun." Shenxun fluttered his wings and left.

As soon as he flew out of the yard, screams started one after another.

"That's that bird. Kill him and roast him. Come on!" Jiang Bailu pointed at Shenxun and almost jumped up in excitement.

"Ah..." There was a big lump of bird poop on Jiang Bailu's head, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Why did he only pull it on my head..."

"You useless things, you can't even catch a bird, what's the use of you!"

Shen Xun found branches from outside to build a nest, but he made a round trip in a short while. The maids and women who caught the bird desperately tried to pick it up high to catch it.

Someone else saw Shenxun building a nest in the sycamore tree of Shaoyaoju, and quickly reported it to Jiang Bailu.

Jiang Bailu was furious. The bird that pooped on her head and face still wanted to build a nest here. It was really unreasonable to bully no one in the Jiang family. She asked a boy to bring a ladder, and then she went up the tree and destroyed the bird's nest.

This time she learned a lesson and wore a curtain when she came out, covering her head and face to avoid being shitted on again.

Shenxun is a bird that has lived for more than three hundred years. It is about to transform. It still has some spiritual power in its body. With a flap of its wings, the boy who climbed up fell down together with the ladder.

The boy broke his leg directly.

Jiang Bailu cursed angrily: "A bunch of losers."

What happened at Xichun Court alarmed the masters of the Jiang family. Jiang Jun heard that his sister was competing with a bird and rushed over.

When Jiang Bailu saw her brother, she regained her quiet and dignified appearance as a lady, and complained to her brother aggrievedly: "Brother, it was that bird that pulled me twice."

What should I do if Jiang Juncai can't help laughing?
  Jiang Junjing and Jiang Junyu also came to watch the excitement.

Jiang Jiulu was also present. The two siblings were surrounding the sycamore tree. When they looked up, they saw a magpie confronting them in a majestic manner.

Jiang Junyu said: "Fourth sister, forget it. Magpies are also auspicious birds. I think he did it unintentionally."

Although Jiang Juncai thought the matter was a bit funny, he would not allow his sister to be bullied by a bird: "Cut it down."

When the sycamore tree is cut down, the magpies will naturally leave.

Yuan Qi stood at the door, showing no intention of stopping everyone from cutting down the tree.

Jiang Junjing looked at the sycamore tree and was lost in thought for a moment: "The sycamore tree attracts the phoenix, and the trees in the house are not planted randomly. If this tree is moved, it may destroy the feng shui of our house. Fourth sister, why bother competing with a bird? ?”

Jiang Bailu felt that her status in the eyes of her two concubine brothers was actually worse than that of a bird, and a bird with no relatives at all.

She was very unhappy: "No, either catch the bird and roast it for me to eat, or cut down the sycamore tree."

The sycamore tree was cut down just like that.

The shelter that Shen Xun had just found was gone, and the bird was unhappy!

Yuan Qi asked Sequoia to find a birdcage and hang it on the porch to serve as a temporary residence for Shenxun.

In the evening, Jiang Bailu took a bath. She asked her maid to clean her several times to make sure there was no bird droppings smell before she got out of the tub.

In the middle of the night, Shenxun flew in through the gap in the open window and kicked over a candle left in the corner.

The candle fell on the gauze tent and quickly ignited.

Shenxun also deliberately flew to Jiang Bailu's bed and spat out a burst of spiritual power from his pointed mouth, causing Jiang Bailu to fall asleep immediately.

Burn her to death!
  Even the maids who kept vigil at night were not spared and let them sleep to death.

Plum Blossom Pavilion burst into flames, lighting up half of Jiang Mansion, and only then did someone realize that Plum Blossom Pavilion was leaking.

"It's gone, it's gone!"

Jiang Bailu was shaken awake by the woman who rushed in. In her sleep, she dreamed of being in a sea of ​​fire. She tried her best to escape, but the fire kept chasing her.

She opened her eyes and found that she was really in a sea of ​​fire. The fire had burned the tent, half of her hair was burned, and a piece of her arm was burned.

The mother-in-law looked for something to put out the burning hair, but there were fires everywhere and there was nothing to use.

"Wow!" The boy who ran in poured a bucket of water over it. The fire that was burning his hair was finally extinguished, but Jiang Bailu also became a drowned rat.

(End of this chapter)

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