Marry a traitor

Chapter 268 Teasing the Second Prince

"Eat shit?"

The second prince thought he had heard wrongly. The ghost he was most afraid of in his life was now going to make him eat shit.

He glanced down at the dirty toilet and suddenly remembered that when he was a child, he heard the nannies say that feces can ward off evil and can drive away evil.

"Just eat."

The second prince gritted his teeth, grabbed a handful of shit, put it into his mouth, and made a mouthful of shit.

He felt Shen Yu behind him retract his hand in disgust, and then, Shen Yu's soul seemed to have disappeared.

When the second prince was still immersed in the fact that shit could really ward off evil spirits, he didn't even bother to wipe the shit from his mouth and immediately escaped from the pit.

Wang Wan didn't know what happened to the second prince. She only saw Wu Zuo doing an autopsy. As she watched, she suddenly saw a familiar figure coming from outside.

Seeing Shen Yu's figure, Wang Wan thought she had seen a ghost. She shouted in surprise: "You."

Shen Yu stretched out his hand: "I heard that ghosts can't be touched."

But Wang Wan really touched Shen Yu and felt the hot body temperature coming from the man's palm.

She almost cried: "Is it really you? Are you not dead?"

Shen Yu raised his hand and wiped the tears on Wang Wan's face: "What, you really want me to die? Do you want to be a widow so much?"

Wang Wan smiled through tears, held Shen Yu's hand and put it against his face, feeling the breath of life.

"You've already died once, why are you still so venomous? Why do you have to fake your death?"

She thought Shen Yu was really gone, but then he suddenly appeared again. This joke was not funny at all.

Shen Yu raised his eyebrows: "Who said he faked his death? He almost died for real. But when there was no way around, the roof happened to be burned open, so I jumped out, but the fire in front was too big, and my clothes were almost I couldn't cover my body because of the fever, so I couldn't see everyone like this, so I simply went to a deserted riverside, tidied up my clothes and hats, and then came to see you. Who knew that you were already planning to hold a funeral for me! "

After listening to Shen Yu's explanation, Wang Wan finally understood what was going on. It turned out that Shen Yu just went to tidy up himself, but they mistakenly thought he was burned to death.

What a big joke.

"The emperor has already prepared to give you a grand burial. We almost committed the crime of deceiving the emperor."

Shen Yu smiled easily: "Perhaps the emperor likes this joke. It's better to fake death than to die for real."

Wang Wan hammered Shen Yu on the chest: "You are so bad!"

Shen Yu grabbed Wang Wan's hand and kissed it. Although it was a joke this time, it was still an experience of life and death. Shen Yu felt that he could not live without Wang Wan.

The two were about to leave when the second prince suddenly ran in. He wanted to tell Wang Wan to leave quickly, but he had seen a ghost. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the house, he saw Shen Yu's soul standing next to Wang Wan.

"what!"

The second prince screamed and immediately pointed at Shen Yu and said: "Wan'er, there is... there is a ghost!"

Wang Wan pretended not to know: "No, what is it? What's wrong with you?"

The second prince clasped his hands together and prayed: "God bless you, let Shen Yu leave quickly, leave quickly."

Shen Yu was disgusted that the second prince had just eaten shit and smelled bad. He covered his nose and wanted to go out. Wang Wan followed, but was stopped by the second prince.

"Don't go out. Shen Yu's soul has just left, so don't get into trouble."

Wang Wan watched Shen Yu get on the carriage and said to the second prince: "I'm not afraid. He is my husband. Even if he becomes a ghost, he will not hurt me. If you are afraid, just find a way to go back by yourself!"

After saying that, Wang Wan followed Shen Yu into the carriage. After the carriage left, the second prince immediately went to the street and bought a peach wood sword to ward off evil spirits and carried it in his arms.

When Shen Yu returned, everyone was shocked. The emperor looked at Shen Yu from bottom to top and then from top to bottom, still in disbelief.

"How did you survive?"

After Shen Yu explained it to everyone, everyone's heavy mood these days finally became much better.

The princess was quite sad at first, but now that she saw that Shen Yu was still alive, she immediately said: "You have a big fate, but you just need to be alive."

The empress ordered the imperial doctor to take a look at Shen Yu. She was fine. She was just suffering from some discomfort in her throat due to the smoke. She could just rest for a few days.

Shen Yu was fine and couldn't be happier. The emperor was in a good mood and talked to Shen Yu for a long time.

When the second prince came back, he saw Shen Yu sitting with the emperor and chatting. He immediately jumped forward and pointed his peach wood sword at Shen Yu.

"Go away, all demons and demons. Don't hurt my father. I will send you to be reincarnated today."

The peach wood sword in the second prince's hand was about to slash Shen Yu, but the emperor kicked him away: "Get out of here, what are you doing!"

"Father, Shen Yu's ghost is still there, and I'm exorcising the ghost for you!"

The emperor was furious: "I think you are the ghost, stupid ghost. Please take a good look at whether Prime Minister Shen is a human or a ghost!"

Only then did the second prince feel that something was wrong. He realized that everyone around him seemed to be able to see Shen Yu's soul, so he boldly touched Shen Yu.

Take a step back in fear!
He could touch Shen Yu's body, which was still warm.

Li Jiahui couldn't bear to see the second prince continue to be stupid, she said: "Second brother, Shen Yu is not dead, he escaped."

The peach wood sword in the second prince's hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

"What? Shen Yu is not dead? So this is not a soul?"

Shen Yu stood up and patted the second prince on the shoulder.

"Boy, I frightened you, I'm sorry!"

It turns out that everything was fake, Shen Yu was not dead at all, so she was played by him!

The second prince kicked the mahogany sword away from his feet. He was so angry that he grabbed Shen Yu's clothes and asked fiercely through gritted teeth.

"So you did everything on purpose? You made me eat...that filth you ate on purpose, didn't you?"

Shen Yu didn't expect that the second prince was so afraid of ghosts, and he didn't expect that he would eat shit obediently.

The man couldn't help but laugh, but felt something was wrong, and suppressed his smile: "The second prince has been extremely smart since he was a child. He never thought he would be so afraid of ghosts. I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously."

The second prince could no longer hide his desire to kill someone. He raised his hand to smash Shen Yu's bones, but Wang Wan pulled him away.

"Are you teasing the second prince again?" Wang Wan asked Shen Yu!

Shen Yu took a step back, keeping some distance away from the second prince, without forgetting to smile.

"Did the Second Prince forget to brush his teeth? The smell is very strong!"

"you………."

The second prince almost suffered from internal injuries and left here angrily.

The emperor had long been used to the fights between them, so he asked Shen Yu to sit down and said seriously: "This time Jiangnan is really thrilling. I am relieved that you can survive. This country still needs your help. The prince will not Be sensible and stop teasing him."

Shen Yu finally took back his formal appearance and said seriously: "What the emperor said is that I will definitely remember the emperor's instructions!"