It is better to be an emperor than to fight in the palace
Chapter 160 Women are trouble
"Women are trouble," Bi Lin muttered, and then roughly grabbed the vegetable porridge from Jiang Simian's hand.
Spoonful after spoonful was stuffed into her mouth.
"Eat quickly. Don't forget that I saved you. Your life now belongs to me," Bi Lin said.
If Jiang Simian didn't have a big throat and the bowl of porridge was not hot, Jiang Simian felt that there were more ways to die than being scalded to death or choking.
"How about I think about going to the Tusuo tribe?" Jiang Simian said softly.
Bi Lin's face turned cold, "Are you kidding me?"
"No, I know you are the boss, but the problem is that I am not good enough. Even if I enter the Tusuo tribe, it is hard to say whether I will go in vertically or come out horizontally, so I have to think carefully about this, what if..." , Jiang Simian whispered.
"There's no such thing as a chance." Bi Lin stuffed a mouthful of porridge into her mouth and glanced at her, "There's no such thing as ten thousand."
"Since I can bring you in, I can naturally make you come out alive." Bi Lin finished feeding the vegetable porridge and seemed very satisfied.
Jiang Simian thought to himself, there are many kinds of people who come out alive, including those with full hands and feet, and others with various shapes...
Bi Lin, who saw Jiang Simian's thoughts, silently repeated, "Women are trouble!"
Jiang Simian was very dissatisfied with Bi Lin's attitude. Why is he still engaging in sex discrimination? You men are not troublesome. You are simple-minded and you are all fools.
After eating a bowl of porridge, Jiang Simian obviously felt much better. He supported his arms and adjusted the angle, making the position more comfortable.
"When will my legs be able to walk normally?" Jiang Simian asked.
"You seem to be very concerned about this matter?" Bi Lin asked.
Jiang Simian was speechless. Isn't this nonsense?
"Let's just say, even if I want to go to the Tusuo tribe, I have to be agile. What if I hold you back when I want to run away?"
Bi Lin's face was full of disgust, "Even if your legs are fine, do you think you won't be holding back?"
"..."
Can we speak more tactfully?
"If that's the case, or else..."
Before Jiang Simian could finish her words, Bi Lin interrupted her, "You can get out of bed in two or three days. At that time, you have to accompany me to do a few things first, and then I will take you into the Tusuo tribe. , as long as you are obedient, you can do whatever you want after entering."
Although this sounded strange, Jiang Simian still nodded in agreement. He had to walk the path he chose on his knees.
At night, Jiang Simian carefully watched Bi Lin's every move, which made the latter laugh angrily.
"You can sleep in your room. Don't worry. I'm not so poor that I have this room. Besides, your thin arms and long legs are not worthy of my perfect face."
Jiang Simian blushed and buried herself in the quilt, "Good night then."
Bi Lin looked at Jiang Simian who was pretending to be an ostrich speechlessly. He had no idea what he was thinking about eight hundred times a day. Women are trouble.
Two days later, after being fed vegetable porridge, mainly with the effects of herbal medicine, Jiang Simian finally recovered and could go to the ground.
Just when she was getting used to her legs and walking slowly, Bi Lin came in carrying a fish and said, "I'm lucky today, I can have an extra meal."
Jiang Simian thought that she no longer had to eat the vegetable porridge that she thought was delicious at first but was eaten three times a day for several days.
until.
When he saw the fish in Bi Lin's hand showing its fangs.
"This, this is?"
Bi Lin glanced at it nonchalantly and said, "Don't worry, it may not be the one that bites you."
uncertain……
That's possible...
Isn't that just eating yourself...
My own brain circuit is extremely scary when I think about it.
Jiang Simian waved his hand and said, "I'd better not eat it. Besides, isn't this fish poisonous?"
I still remember that I was knocked unconscious by poison.
Bi Lin said casually: "Yes, but it won't be poisonous when it's cooked." This reminded Jiang Simian of some big mushrooms in Yunnan.
In case you are not familiar with it, will you perform a live mosquito swatting or live wool stroking?
It's terrifying to think carefully.
I don’t dare think about it.
Bi Lin looked at Jiang Simian's brain speechlessly, wondering where it had gone. He was very puzzled. Are all women like this now?
“I’ll fall down if I don’t eat”
After Bi Lin finished speaking, he went to the yard to handle the fish.
That was a big, big fish.
Bi Lin divided it into two halves, roasted one half and stewed the other half.
The smell of barbecue and braised fish went straight into Jiang Simian's nose, instantly filling her entire brain.
As the saying goes, half is more delicious than half.
Jiang Simian swallowed her saliva while drinking the vegetable porridge, her eyes almost glued to the fish.
Bi Lin smiled and said, "Eat something~"
Jiang Simian thought that this might be the fish that had bitten some pieces of his flesh, and shook his head firmly.
Bi Lin deliberately picked up a piece and waved it in front of Jiang Simian's eyes, "It smells so good. If I hadn't caught up, I wouldn't have been able to catch one in a month~"
Facing Bi Lin's deliberate temptation, Jiang Simian strengthened her heart.
However, her hands were faster than her brain. Before the idea in her mind could be settled, she had already picked up a piece of fish with her chopsticks and put it into her mouth.
What the hell!
Really fragrant!
When Jiang Simian took up his chopsticks and put them down, half the fish went into his stomach.
Then he realized that Bi Lin hadn't eaten much yet and said sheepishly: "You eat, you eat, I'll just taste it."
Bi Lin was very happy. Who could taste half the fish?
"Why, aren't you afraid that this one will bite you now?" Bi Lin said deliberately.
Jiang Simian raised his eyebrows, "What are you afraid of?! Maybe it became so delicious because it ate my meat."
Bi Lin shook his head and said, "It has nothing to do with you. It's entirely because my cooking skills are too outstanding."
Jiang Simian rolled his eyes. He was the most confident person he had ever seen, "How can you be so sure?"
"Because the one that bit you was eaten by me the day I saved you," Bi Lin said nonchalantly.
"..."
"Eat quickly, you can only eat once a month, you eat, you eat." Jiang Simian quickly changed the subject.
Bi Lin looked at her with confusion on his face, "You don't really believe what I say, do you? This kind of fish is available every day, but you couldn't eat it before, so I just ate it myself."
Jiang Simian, "...********"
After the two of them had finished drinking and eating, Jiang Simian said uncertainly: "I don't care about your fish thing. Let's just say that you are not telling lies in other respects, right?"
Bi Lin was speechless. Sure enough, some people couldn't joke around. For example, Jiang Simian didn't have any sense of humor in her body.
He gave Jiang Simian a big eye roll.
"Pack your things and get ready to leave tomorrow"
After saying a few words, Bi Lin turned around and left the room.
Jiang Simian was left alone in silence.
No.
Isn't this your home?
I'll take care of it.
Then for nearly half the night, after Jiang Simian thought hard, he finally figured out that maybe the thing in Bi Lin's mouth was him.
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