It is better to be an emperor than to fight in the palace

Chapter 18 My concubine helps His Majesty rub his chest

Yuan Qifeng looked at Jiang Simian blankly and said he was picking? What's the meaning?
  Jiang Simian looked distressed and said, "Your Majesty, if you feel that you have rewarded me too much, please tell me and we can discuss it. Why did you just calculate the money and start playing the emotional card now?!"

"Do you think it's because I'm reluctant to reward you with that little money?" Yuan Qifeng said on his face, "You don't really think so."

Jiang Simian said, "It's hard to say."

Yuan Qifeng was so speechless that he exploded. It was the first time in his life that he expressed his affection for a woman so clearly, and it was actually considered that he was doing it for not giving her money.

"Do you think I didn't reward you with that little money?!" Yuan Qifeng was angry.

Jiang Simian said with an enigmatic face: "Whether a person has money and whether he is willing to give money are two different things and do not conflict."

Yuan Qi was so angry that he didn't know what to throw away, because almost everything in the house had been thrown away before. Jiang Simian, a stingy person, was afraid that he would ruin it and never asked anyone to replenish it.

"Get out of here." Yuan Qifeng pointed at the door of the room.

"Oh", Jiang Simian responded and walked out.

"Stop", Yuan Qifeng became even more angry, "You just leave when I tell you to do so?!"

Jiang Simian spread his hands, "What else? If you let me go, wouldn't you be even more angry if I don't?"

"You are simply being unreasonable!"

"Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right, it's all my fault."

Jiang Simian took out Quotations from Scumbags and killed Yuan Qifeng instantly.

Yuan Qifeng overturned the table, "Get out!"

Jiang Simian rolled away smoothly.

As soon as he left the left hall, Liu Xu came up to him.

"Your Majesty, Jiang Changzai is unhappy again?"

Jiang Simian nodded, "It's okay, it's just a trivial matter. Women are angry about trivial things every day."

Liu Xu nodded and was about to wait for Jiang Simian to go back.

I saw a figure swaying next to me and bowed to the emperor, "Your Majesty, I, Ruan Lian, meet your Majesty~"

Good guy, Ruan Lian's nearly broken body and the sound of twisting eighteen turns almost sent Jiang Simian away.

"Ruan Zhengxing is like three autumns after not seeing him for one day. He seems like a different person," Jiang Simian said casually.

Ruan Lian took a few steps forward and said, "Your Majesty~ But Sister Jiang has made Your Majesty unhappy again~"

I remembered Yuan Qifeng's extremely bad attitude just now.

Jiang Simian nodded, "Yes, I am so angry that my chest hurts."

Hearing this, Ruan Lian became even more excited, her voice became more charming, and she was about to touch Jiang Simian's body as if she were boneless, "Your Majesty, Lian'er has learned some new skills recently, why don't you let Lian'er help you rub your chest?" Ah~"

"Bold!" Liu Xu stood up and stood in front of Jiang Simian.

Does Ruan Zhengxing think that his majesty is a cat or dog? He actually wants to take advantage of it casually.

Jiang Simian gave Liu Xu a big look of encouragement, and the latter cheered up and assumed the posture of the eunuch who is now the personal eunuch of the Holy Emperor, "Ruan promised, you are so brave, you dare to be disrespectful to the Holy Emperor."

Ruan Lian shook her head wildly, "I don't have it, Your Majesty! I don't have it! I heard that His Majesty's chest hurt when Jiang Changzai was angry, so I just wanted to help His Majesty rub his chest~" As he spoke, he put his hand on his chest to demonstrate A handful.

It's simply shameless!

One more glance at Jiang Simian made him afraid that he would get a needle eye.

Just as he was about to say something and ask someone to drag her aside, he saw a figure quickly pass by him and rush towards Ruan Lian who was kneeling on the ground.

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  Ruan Lian received several slaps in the mouth.

Only then did everyone see clearly that the person coming was none other than the famous Jiang Changzai.

"Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me. Jiang Chang actually dared to hit me in front of you this time. He simply doesn't take you seriously at all. Wuwuwu~嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤婷婷婷娤婷婷娤婷娟"

Jiang Simian couldn't bear it any longer and kicked away Ruan Lian, who was silently rubbing against her feet and about to hug her thigh, "You straighten your tongue and speak to me, or I will order someone to pull it out and iron it."

Ruan Lian's face turned pale with fright. Didn't Nanny Lu say that the emperor liked this kind of charming voice the most? !
  Why do you have to pull it out and take a look at it when you are here?

"Ruan promised to be so brave. He went to Benchang to seduce the emperor right under his nose. You don't take me seriously at all," Yuan Qifeng said coldly.

Ruan Lian looked at him dissatisfied and said, "What Jiang Chang said here is inappropriate. Your Majesty, Jiang Chang is not yours alone. Even if His Majesty wanted to favor her under your nose, Jiang Chang would not be talking to you." share!"

"Really? Your Majesty, does Ruan agree to do this because you want to favor her?" Yuan Qifeng raised his eyebrows and looked at Jiang Simian.

Jiang Simian shook his head wildly and expressed his position positively, "I never said I would favor her. I will not favor her today, I will not favor her tomorrow, and I will not favor her at any time in the future."

Yuan Qifeng was extremely satisfied. He looked at Ruan Lian who turned pale and said, "Did you hear it? Do you need the Holy One to repeat it to you again?"

Ruan Lian said unconvinced, "I thought Jiang Changzai was a considerate person, but I didn't expect him to be so jealous. This is a taboo in the harem."

"Be considerate? Why should I be considerate? Aren't you happy that I am considerate and give you the opportunity to find me?!"

"I really don't know what His Majesty likes about you!" Ruan Lian whispered fiercely.

Yuan Qifeng folded his arms and said coldly: "Your Majesty, why do you want me to care about your business? I see that you are really idle. Are you thinking about the carriage that collects dung water passing by your door every day? I need to dig two spoons to taste the saltiness."

"You! How could you say such vulgar words!"

Ruan Lian said, but her eyes kept staring at Jiang Simian's reaction.

Unexpectedly, the latter didn't care and didn't say anything. Instead, he nodded and said in a serious manner, "I also think she is too busy. Maybe she used to live by the sea and her control was lenient."

Ruan Lian, who was slumped on the ground, said nothing, but silently watched Jiang Simian shed tears. Aunt Lu said that weak tears are the best weapon against men.

Unexpectedly, none of the two people in front of me felt sorry for him, and none of them even looked at me.

I saw Jiang Changzai pulling the emperor over and saying in front of him, "Now, I am going back to rub your majesty's chest. If you are really free, help the servants collect the clothes in the yard." Once collected, don’t just take the royal money and do nothing in vain.”

The emperor was not a little angry at having lost face. Instead, he followed Jiang Changzai happily.

Ruan Lian felt that she was going crazy. Do these people have no heart? !

When Liu Xu passed by Ruan Lian, he even kicked her while pretending not to know.

It's all because of this cold-blooded thing that your majesty is about to be pulled back by Jiang Changzai and drained a second time.

Liu Xu felt that he was simply worried about the health of the holy dragon body.

(End of this chapter)