It is better to be an emperor than to fight in the palace
Chapter 207 The Story of the Toad in the Valley
Chapter 207 The Story of the Toad in the Valley
The ancestor of the Five Poisons turned his head proudly and said, "Of course, you are knowledgeable."
Jiang Simian thought for a while and asked: "Then how do you know I am a saint?"
……
This time it was the Five Poison Ancestor's turn to be silent, and then he said coyly: "They told me."
"They? Who are they? Aren't you the only one who owns this land?" Jiang Simian was curious.
The ancestor of the Five Poisons looked at the mirror in front of him and said, "You water spirits told me."
……
This time, not only Jiang Simian was silent, but the water spirit was also silent, and the entire mirror condensed by the water spirit shook as soon as the Five Poisons Patriarch spoke.
"Come on, can someone explain?" Jiang Simian said calmly.
A water spirit quickly ran out and explained loudly: "Holy girl, don't listen to this toad's nonsense, it is sowing discord...".
"Who are you talking about?! Who are you talking about?! Do you look down on toads?!" The ancestor of the Five Poisons quit.
Jiang Simian asked the water spirit that had been wrapping him up and said, "Didn't you promise me that it can't hear our communication? It's not just it, it's everyone!"
"0.0... Saint, it's like this. If we use our minds to communicate with you, it will be like that, but if we take the initiative to speak, everyone can hear it." The water spirit's voice became smaller and smaller as he spoke.
Okay, okay, Jiang Simian nodded, if you tell me later, I will be laughed at by a toad.
Jiang Simian looked at the water spirit, "So you even told it the symbol of the saint?"
"That's not all. These guys told me all the rubbish they knew, including the rubbish between you, the Holy Lord and the Saint," said the ancestor of the Five Poisons.
Jiang Simian was speechless. What are you talking about? If this word gets out, no one will believe it even if he clarifies it.
"Explain it!" Jiang Simian said coldly.
The water spirit said aggrievedly: "We didn't do it on purpose. We have just been here for too long. Unlike outside where you can occasionally meet people, poison, listen to gossip and so on, we can only live with this toad. , and he comes every day, so we can only chat with him to avoid boredom."
"How to speak?! How to speak?! Do you look down on toads?!" The ancestor of the Five Poisons quit. It was obviously these water spirits that disturbed me from admiring my beauty every day. How could I become a toad in their mouths? What a toad to pass the time.
Jiang Simian finally smoothed out the relationship between the two, so he sat cross-legged on the ground, looked at the ancestor of the Five Poisons, and started talking about something else, "What are those beads on your head for?"
The ancestor of the Five Poisons knocked it from his head to the ground, and then kicked it to Jiang Simian, "You said this, I picked it up casually. If you like it, I will give it to you."
The original intention of the Five Poisons Ancestor was just to hope that Jiang Simian would get out of here quickly so that it would not affect his ability to look in the mirror.
Jiang Simian was surprised by the generosity of the ancestor of the Five Poisons, and said in disbelief: "You just gave it to me like this?"
This bead doesn't look cheap.
But Jiang Simian didn't dare to reach out and take it. After all, the beads looked really poisonous.
The Patriarch of the Five Poisons rolled his eyes at her and said, "You're worthless. I'll be embarrassed if the saint thinks you are like this."
"It's embarrassing? It's better to be embarrassed than to lose your life, right?" Jiang Simian said.
Speechless...
The Patriarch of the Five Poisons, anxious to look in the mirror, simply opened his mouth and prepared to blast someone.
"Then if nothing happens, just go back quickly."
Jiang Simian shook his head, "I have something to do. Why do I come here if I have nothing to do?"
The ancestor of the Five Poisons said eagerly: "What are you doing here? Oh, by the way, you water spirit told me that you can't take the flowers outside. I will solve this problem for you. You can go out quickly. , I will ask them to bring you one when you go out." Jiang Simian laughed evilly. Now she really doesn't like that flower.
Seeing Jiang Simian's smile, the ancestor of the Five Poisons felt terrified, "Ugly woman, don't look at me like that!"
Jiang Simian rolled her eyes at it, ugly woman? !
What a tasteless toad.
But think about it, what kind of taste and aesthetics can a toad who thinks he is the most handsome in the world have?
Jiang Simian said simply: "Would you like to go out with me?"
"Go out and take a look? What are you looking at? I've seen both inside and outside the valley?" The ancestor of the Five Poisons was confused by the question.
The water spirit gave him the answer in time, "Our saint wants you to recognize the master and go out with her."
Jiang Simian is so awesome, why don't you try to stretch it to the limit for a while?
Can a human toad be happy if you say this?
Aren't you obviously looking down on toads?
Sure enough, the Five Poison Ancestor's mouth bulged, and his body also bulged, and Jiang Simian quickly retreated.
The water spirits also changed from mirrors to water curtains to block Jiang Simian's face.
"Saintess, don't worry, we are the mother of all waters and can dissolve its toad poison."
But what I didn't expect was that as soon as the water spirits dispersed, the Five Poisons Patriarch became discouraged and said, "Don't be like this, you turned into a mirror!"
Jiang Simian and Shui Zhiling were speechless. It was somewhat inappropriate to say this in such a tense atmosphere.
However, Jiang Simian still signaled the water spirits to turn into mirrors, but this time they firmly blocked Jiang Simian.
The ancestor of the Five Poisons said with a look of disgust: "I said I won't take action, so I won't take action. Look at your little potential, it's embarrassing."
Jiang Simian smiled and said, "Let me tell you a story."
"Can what you say sound as good as these things?" the ancestor of the Five Poisons asked curiously.
So Jiang Simian told it an ancient and familiar story.
"A long time ago, there was a toad who lived in a valley. He was very satisfied with the place where he lived, because he was the boss there, so he felt very powerful.
One day, when he was looking in the mirror by the water after eating, a woman came.
It hurriedly said, come and take a look. You are lucky today. I will let you visit my home. You have probably never seen such a nice and big place.
The woman held her nose and walked around the valley. She looked at the barren land and trees, and then at the poison everywhere. She frowned and wanted to leave quickly.
Toad stopped her and said, why are you leaving in such a hurry? My place is so nice.
The woman said, "Toad, do you know how big the world outside the valley is?"
Toad shook his head.
The woman said, the sea outside is vast and boundless, the world outside is colorful, with all the dazzling sights you have never seen before, and I live in such a colorful world, you live in this broken valley, you Where do you think it is better?
The toad was so stupid that he didn't expect that he who was so proud at first turned out to be the stupidest one."
The story is over.
The Five Poison Ancestor fell into silence.
Why does this story sound so inexplicably familiar to me?
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