It is better to be an emperor than to fight in the palace

Chapter 236 This is my pet
Jiang Simian said angrily: "Ruan Lian, what are you talking about? I kept you in Qingyuan Hall to be with your sisters, not to serve me."

"Yes, yes, everything you said is right, but we really benefited from you. During your absence, we enjoyed the highest standard of treatment. No one has ever dared to come to Qingyuan Hall to provoke." Ruan Lian laughed. said.

The general stood aside and didn't know what to say.

At this time, the Patriarch of the Five Poisons couldn't bear it any longer and jumped out of Jiang Simian's sleeves.

No, I'm just suffocating myself. Now I'm in the General's Palace, now I'm in the Qing Palace, and now I'm in the Qingyuan Palace. What does it mean?

And what about this thing that is always there? How does it compare to the princess?
The most important thing is that I am very tired. Please tell me where I will stay today.

Jiang Simian didn't expect the Five Poisons Patriarch to suddenly jump out and was startled.

Before she could secretly teach the Five Poisons Patriarch a lesson.

I heard screams all around me.

The screams obviously came from Ruan Lian, Chun'er and Lan'er.

Even the general was startled by the sudden appearance of the ugly toad.

The ancestor of the Five Poisons stared at Jiang Simian angrily, "I want to sleep!"

Jiang Simian was afraid that it would speak out in a hurry, so she quickly reassured him: "Don't worry, we'll go home and sleep right away."

The Patriarch of the Five Poisons shook his head, "I think that dragon bed is the most comfortable today. I want to sleep on that bed today!"

Jiang Simian collapsed for a while. The one who really made you sleep would probably be able to slap you to death.

What's more, Jiang Simian couldn't help but shiver when he thought about the Five Poison Patriarch lying between Jiang Simian and Yuan Qifeng.

"Be obedient, good boy. Didn't I ask someone to change the bed today? I guarantee it will feel exactly the same as that dragon bed. Be obedient. You can look in the mirror all night if you want to go back." Jiang Simian comforted her repeatedly.

For the sake of the mirror, the Five Poisons Patriarch forgave Jiang Simian.

"Okay, I'll just trust you as a woman once," the Five Poisons Ancestor said angrily.

Seeing that the Five Poison Patriarch was finally convinced, Jiang Simian breathed a sigh of relief.

But then, a few pairs of big eyes stared straight at him, "Where did this toad come from?"

Jiang Simian stammered for a long time to explain, and finally said directly: "It is my pet."

Originally, the ancestor of the Five Poisons wanted to refute, but when he thought about it, he and Jiang Simian were indeed in a contractual relationship, and there was nothing wrong with saying that it was her pet.

So shut up and just be a docile and lovely pet.

But others obviously didn't think so. In their minds, no one could imagine how a toad became a pet.

You said that if you keep a cat or a dog, you can play with them, and if you keep a bird, you can sing a song to yourself. Even if you keep a turtle, it is still for good luck.

Raising a toad for what purpose? !

Do you think it's ugly?
Does it smell bad?

Doesn't it take a bath?
……

"Mian'er, this pet of yours is really... a bit cute, but have you considered raising another one to keep it as a companion?" The general said tactfully, not wanting to offend Jiang Simian. Jiang Simian waved his hands repeatedly, "You mean to raise another toad? I can't come, this one is enough for me!"

The general was speechless. If you are asked to raise another toad, you must not raise another cute one.

The general thought this way. If Jiang Simian raises a cute girl, he will slowly correct her wrong aesthetics.

More importantly, the general imagined that Jiang Simian would hold the ugly toad and caress it like a beloved pet, and would personally feed it with water, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable and panicked all over his body.

The ancestor of the Five Poisons didn't care what others thought. Jiang Simian had exposed it to others anyway, so he simply stopped hiding and jumped directly onto Jiang Simian's shoulders, lying down with his pillow on her neck.

Jiang Simian couldn't accept this at all at first, and subconsciously threw the Five Poisons Patriarch down several times, but then...

Slowly she got used to it. What was it called? Desensitization therapy. She was cured. She was desensitized to toads and she could do whatever she wanted.

Even when sleeping at night, Jiang Simian would allocate the big bed to the Five Poisons Patriarch to make a comfortable little nest. Anyway, the bed was big enough, and the two got along more and more harmoniously. The Five Poisons Patriarch often praised Jiang Simian for being better than Gu Xuan. too much.

Due to the request of the ancestor of the Five Poisons, Jiang Simian had no choice but to refuse a dinner party with Chun'er and others to celebrate, and took the general and his son to prepare to return to the general's mansion.

"Mian'er, it's been so long since you and the Emperor have seen each other. Why don't you stay with the Emperor?" the general asked.

Originally, who the emperor found to sleep with him had nothing to do with him, so he didn't dare and couldn't care about it.

But you couldn't stand it all the way out of the palace. Liu Xu came to persuade you no less than ten times.

The general who heard this felt that Jiang Simian had gone too far.

Jiang Simian sighed helplessly and pointed to the Five Poison Ancestor on his shoulder, "Go and ask him if he can sleep with the toad? If not, I will go back to the General's Mansion."

Liu Xu looked at the ancestor of the Five Poisons who was staring at him, swallowed a long mouth of saliva, prayed for his majesty in his heart, and then hurried back to report, if ordinary people would never agree to sleep with a toad, But if you can't stand your Majesty, he is not an ordinary person.

Soon, Liu Xu brought Yuan Qifeng's answer.

Let alone a toad, even if it was shit, it couldn't stop him from wanting to keep Jiang Simian.

This way of expressing emotions was really special. Not only was Jiang Simian disgusted, but everyone present was also disgusted.

The ancestor of the Five Poisons was even more furious, "What does he mean? Does he look down on toads? Why do he compare toads and shit together?!"

Jiang Simian quickly said: "He didn't mean that. After all, he is the emperor. Can he speak the same way as ordinary people? Then doesn't everyone can be the emperor? To be the emperor, you have to have characteristics!"

The Patriarch of the Five Poisons has been staying in the Poison Miasma Valley, and apart from Gu Xuan and Gu Rao, the only people he has come into contact with are those gossipy water spirits.

Therefore, it has no idea what the emperor is doing. Although it has heard a lot about the various countries from the water spirit, it knows nothing about it except for the titles of emperor, queen, prince, and princess.

Ever since, the ancestor of the Gu clan, the ancestor of the five poisons who had the ability to absolutely suppress the Gu clan, was deceived by Jiang Simian. In the end, he even felt that the emperor put it together with shit, which contained profound meaning. .

Jiang Simian sent the general and his son out of the palace, and then returned to Qianqing Palace himself.

Yuan Qifeng, who had been waiting in Qianqing Palace for a long time, gave Jiang Simian a bear hug when he saw her coming up, but did not see the Five Poison Patriarch on Jiang Simian's shoulders at all.

So the ancestor of the Five Poisons flew out again, and unfortunately hit a pillar.

"Get out of the way, you are not the emperor, I must kill him today!"