It is better to be an emperor than to fight in the palace

Chapter 32 I don’t know what’s so special about Jiang Changzai

"Is it too big? What's too big? It's just some women coming into the harem. What does it have to do with me?" Yuan Qifeng said angrily.

Ruan Lian didn't know that the Jiang Changzai in front of her was a man with a new gut, so she didn't know why Jiang Simian was so confident about being favored by her.

"Aren't you worried that the Holy One will favor the new person and forget the old one? As soon as this new person enters the palace, everyone is charming and charming. Are you sure that the Holy One can tolerate your explosive temper?" Ruan Lian couldn't figure it out and asked directly.

Hearing this, Yuan Qifeng raised his eyebrows and said, "He doesn't dare."

"But who do you think is angry?!" As he spoke, Yuan Qifeng cracked his little wrists.

"Yeah, I remembered that the clothes were confiscated in the yard. I went to help my sister collect the clothes." Ruan Lian reflexively ejected and rushed out.

Although Ruan Lian does not have the same self-confidence as Yuan Qifeng, everyone in the harem now knows that they want to get on Jiang Changzai's ship. It is already too late to jump off the ship. They can only pray day and night for His Majesty's deep love for Jiang Changzai.

Because of the draft, Jiang Simian tried to mention the topic of patrolling the southwest border several times in court, but failed. Instead, he was chased by these ministers to find out what kind of woman he liked.

What's more, in the court, there was a debate over whether we should choose those with outstanding looks to enter the palace so that His Majesty would be happy every day, or whether we should be more pragmatic and get down to business first, and choose those with big butts and good fertility to enter the palace and give the Emperor a few babies as soon as possible. The prince and princess come out.

As Jiang Simian watched them arguing, he thought that he might be the first person in the history of the Yuan Dynasty to have his ministers discuss the size of his butt he likes.

If that owner knew about it, he would probably rush up to them with a kitchen knife and fight them to death.

Seeing that several ministers could not argue with each other, they began to expose each other's shortcomings, and used the embarrassing things that each other had done to start personal attacks.

Jiang Simian was just about to find an opportunity to step in and shout to retreat, when he suddenly ate melon on his head.

"Your Majesty, I heard that you are only blessed with one Jiang Changzai in the entire harem now. I wonder what is so extraordinary about this Jiang Changzai that he can win the eyes of the Holy Emperor. We can imitate Jiang Changzai and replace him." Your Majesty is looking for a beautiful lady"

These ministers did not think too hard when asking these questions, because the emperor Jiang Simian had been too cooperative during the recent meal. She would play whatever you played, which caused everyone to swell unconsciously.

Jiang Simian leaned on the dragon chair and narrowed his eyes dangerously, "You know my affairs very well. You even know which concubines are favored in my harem. You have put a lot of pressure on me. People".

In fact, there is no one here who can reach the current position, but who is not one of the top ten people? All kinds of connections are spread throughout the court, especially the harem is the top priority.

Sometimes the emperor's casual words would reach the ears of different people through the concubines, eunuchs, and even the guards guarding the palace gate, ensuring that they could immediately guess the emperor's recent thoughts and intentions.

Who secretly has no informant in the palace to spread the news? Not even the Grand Scholar Cai, let alone the old Cai family, they have many informants. After all, they have been in high positions since the time of the late emperor, but this was revealed to the emperor. On the face of it, a few heads are not enough to lose.

As soon as Jiang Simian finished speaking, all civil and military officials in the court fell to their knees, "I am terrified! I am guilty! I deserve death for my crime!"

"What are you guys doing? I was just making a joke. Get up quickly." Jiang Simian waved his hands, looking like you are thinking too much.

Everyone stood up tremblingly, lowering their heads and not daring to speak.

Jiang Simian played with a longan bead in his hand and placed the longanan bead the size of a baby's fist in front of his eyes, as if he wanted to see through the core of the pure white jade.

"But then I thought about it, does this also mean that if someone among you wants to kill me, there are so many people in the harem that can be driven, and I can't help but think about it carefully." They all knelt down again. It was over. The crime was more serious. This was following the path of beheading the whole family.

"I'm terrified! I'm guilty! I deserve death!"

"Hey, what are you doing? Can I not believe you? You are all the people I trust most. How about I leave all the important matters in the court to you to handle? I'm just talking casually. Let me show you. Scared"

Everyone was angry, it would be fine if the whole family was not executed.

Just then, one by one, they rolled and crawled to their feet.

Before he could thank the emperor for his kindness, he saw the emperor looking at him with a smile, "But often, the person you trust the most hurts you the most. The more you trust, the more accurate the knife will be. That's according to the A hole was poked in my body."

Kill the nine tribes! No more running!
  This is another stab with a knife and two holes.

Just now, the whole family had to kill the idea of ​​murdering the emperor. This time, it’s okay. Just poke a few holes in the emperor. This is not a conspiracy to usurp the throne.

If you plan to usurp the throne, isn't it just to kill the nine tribes?

"I'm terrified! I'm guilty! I deserve death!"

This time, all the ministers knelt down and screamed miserably, with despair on their faces, and some even cried out. Unexpectedly, they thought that the emperor had suddenly died in front of them.

Academician Cai stood up and knelt down, knelt down and got up again, but he was saved the third time. Before he could get up, the group of people knelt down again.

The great scholar was not afraid of the emperor punishing the nine tribes. It was not that he was not afraid, but he knew that the emperor was just trying to scare these people.

The reason was nothing more than that they were taking too much control.

Indeed, when you talk about draft girls, just talk about draft girls. From face to butt, Your Majesty is not in a hurry.

You said you were fine. What did Linxing Changzai do? You don't care how many Linxings there are. If the emperor favors the harem, why should he explain it to a minister like you? You also ask Jiang Changzai what's so special about him? Why do you have such a big face? Why don't you just ask the emperor to bring Jiang Changzai to the front of the hall so that everyone can see where he is?

I am an old man, and with all this going on, I really doubt whether I can survive until my eightieth birthday in two years. I wish I had known that I would have stepped down when the current emperor first ascended the throne.

I wanted to help the new emperor consolidate the court for two years, but now he was ready, and he refused to let him go, so he said that he had nothing to do at that time and was worried about the emperor.

Sure enough, Jiang Simian was in a good mood when he saw the misery of everyone.

"Every minister, please retire from the court. If you have nothing to do, go home and cry. The crying makes me upset."

Only then did everyone realize that the emperor had just been beating himself up for stretching his hand too long.

This blow made many ministers feel moved. They originally thought about sending some of their daughters of the right age into the palace to serve the emperor and give them some nice words, but seeing this attitude, they decided not to. It's too bad to blow the whole family to death again.

(End of this chapter)