It is better to be an emperor than to fight in the palace

Chapter 57 Brother, shut up
  At this time, on Chi Cheng's way out of the city, Ye Cheng's laughter was all that was left behind.

"Hahaha, have you all seen it? The bean sprouts that Sister Mian said just now almost choked to death. It really made me laugh to death. I kept going around with those people just to listen to what Sister Mian had to say."

Mo You frowned slightly, "Xiao Cheng, I agreed to call you Madam."

Although Jiang Simian told them before that it was okay to call her by her first name, they still did not dare to go against the rules. After discussion, they decided to call her Madam. Only Ye Cheng was talking to Sister Mian every day.

"Sister Mian, how did you and our Lord establish such a deep relationship?"

"Sister Mian, what do you like about our Lord?"

"Sister Mian, how can you bear the Lord's temper?"

He is one of the good leaders of the Hidden Dragon Guard, and he talks more confidentially than the aunt at the entrance of the village.

"Now we are playing the role of brother and sister. It's okay if my name is Sister Mian. I can be Sister Mian's little brother," Ye Cheng said nonchalantly.

Shang Han and Mo You were speechless. If your Hidden Dragon Guard saw their boss like this, they would probably hit the wall in shame and anger.

"Don't talk about anything else. I just played a trick on that fool. The boss said that he is the son of the Lord of Shuo City. He will be looking for us everywhere after being so outraged. We need to go to Wangyue Mountain to find what we need as soon as possible." Jiang Simian said.

Shang Han looked at the map in his hand and determined the direction, "We should go this way. If we want to go to Wangyue Mountain, we must pass through Wangyue City in front of it."

"Then let's go quickly, what are you waiting for?" Ye Chengcheng said, driving the carriage and moving forward with Jiang Simian and Mo You in the carriage.

Shang Han quickly chased after him on horseback, "Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet. There are many bandits in the suburbs of Chicheng. If we fall into a trap..."

Before they could finish their words, a large net rose from the ground and trapped them all tightly.

"You're such a crow's mouth," Ye Cheng said angrily.

I saw a figure jumping out, "I planted this tree, and I opened this road. If you want to live from now on, leave money to buy the road!"

Unfortunately, before he could see what the person caught in his net looked like, he was knocked unconscious from behind.

"Boss! Help!" Ye Cheng shouted to the visitor.

Meng Dong put down several people with a serious look on his face, but the carriage was damaged and the horses were frightened and ran away.

"Is this how you three protect your wife?" Meng Dong said with a cold face.

"Stop talking about them, it doesn't matter, it's not intentional," Jiang Simian said helpfully.

"That's right, it's not like the second brother has a crow's mouth..." Ye Cheng muttered in a low voice.

Meng Dong glared at him angrily, "What are you talking about? Over the years, what bad things your second brother said have come true? It's just a coincidence. Fortunately, you are still the commander."

Seeing that Ye Cheng still looked unconvinced, Meng Dong walked away a few steps and said, "You still don't believe it? Shang Han, say something now. If it really comes true, I will apologize to Lao Liu. If it doesn't come true, you can give me Watch your bad mouth."

"Brother, you're being unreasonable. Even the crow's mouth doesn't hit you every time," Ye Cheng protested dissatisfied.

Under Meng Dong's urging, Shang Han said casually, "Well...brother, be careful of bird poop falling on your head."

It's too late to say.

There was only a whoosh, and then a snap.

A lump of bird droppings hit Meng Dong squarely on the head.

The air suddenly became eerily quiet.

I don’t know who laughed first whether it was the two people hiding in the air or the two people next to them. In short, except for Ye Cheng who raised his thumb to Shang Han and yelled awesome, even Mo You, who usually doesn’t like to joke, laughed. He couldn't hold back his laughter until his whole body trembled. Let alone Jiang Simian, the corner of his mouth is harder to press than ak.

Meng Dong's ears turned red suspiciously, and he disappeared in front of everyone.

"Hey, why is eldest brother gone? He hasn't apologized to me yet," Ye Cheng muttered.

"I told you it was a coincidence. How can I apologize to you?" Shang Han walked a few steps past.

I saw the three people on the opposite side taking a few steps back.

"Second brother, I think it's better for us to keep our distance," Ye Cheng said nervously.

"Moyou, are you going to accompany him to make trouble?" Shang Han is going crazy, isn't it just a coincidence? What a coincidence!

Mo You thought for a while and stood next to Ye Cheng, "Second brother, I suggest you speak less gold mouth recently."

Shang Han was speechless and looked at Jiang Simian for help, "Madam..."

"Ahem, let's get going, Shang Han, lead the way." Jiang Simian motioned for him to go first.

Shang Han lowered his head and looked for direction. He couldn't figure out why he suddenly became a crow's mouth after he had been fine for decades.

Because the carriage broke down and the horses ran away, they could only go to Moon Moon City on foot.

Along the way, Shang Han tried to prove that he was not a crow's mouth many times, but the facts taught him a hard lesson.

Washing his face by the water, he joked that Ye Cheng liked beauty more than women, and he would just use his face to fish in the future. The next second, Ye Cheng was bitten on the chin by a big fish.

While grilling by the fire, he reminded Moyou to watch the fire and be careful of the big frying pan. The next second, the whole pot exploded, leaving Moyou in disgrace.

Resting on a tree, in order to prevent another accident, he specially gave the thickest trunk to Jiang Simian to remind her to pay attention to safety. The next second he saw her with a face full of despair and fell down while riding the suddenly broken trunk.

Now it is no longer about how to prove whether he has a crow's mouth, but about how to make him talk less or stop talking.

It just so happens that he is responsible for the news and clues, and he talks a lot throughout the day.

"I have no regrets in my life for being able to reach Wangyue City alive." After experiencing a catastrophic journey, he finally saw the gate of Wangyue City. Ye Cheng was so moved that he almost cried.

After completing the mission and returning home this time, I must talk to the master and ask him to find something to lock up Shang Han, and don't let this living ancestor go out again.

After entering Wangyue City, they stayed in an inn. This time, without Wu Yaozu coming to make unreasonable provocations, they settled down smoothly in Wangyue City.

The only difference is that Shang Han was kicked out of the room. Jiang Simian would rather pay for an extra room than let Shang Han buy a floor bunk in the room. The reason is for no other reason than Ye Cheng said that it would be easier for Shang Han to sleep at night. daydream.

Afraid that he would let Shang Han, the crow's mouth, talk to him about death again in his sleep, Jiang Simian kicked him out without hesitation, "See you tomorrow, second brother."

Shang Han returned to his room full of sadness. While eating alone, he said to the air: "Brother, why did things become like this? I still remember the first time we met, Xiaoqiang bumped into him accidentally. On the wall…”

There was a thud.

"Boy, shut the fuck up!"

Shang Han became even more sad, and turned to go to bed. He couldn't let the inn collapse by sleeping on his own.

"Guests, wake up, our beam is cracked, come out and take shelter."

(End of this chapter)