It is better to be an emperor than to fight in the palace

"Brother Emperor, why don't you get up? Staying in bed is not a good habit. Get up quickly and move around." Jiang Simian joked a few words.

Shangguan Yunchuan smiled bitterly and said: "My legs are numb, so I may have to wait a little longer."

Jiang Simian looked at him with a puzzled face, why his legs were so numb.

"You weren't bitten by a sand ant, were you?" Jiang Simian asked with concern.

Yan Sen was tidying up and said, "He's fine. You slept on his leg all night yesterday and numbed him."

In Yan Sen's opinion, this is an easy thing to understand. As brothers and sisters, there is no need to avoid suspicion in extraordinary times.

But Jiang Simian couldn't help but blush, "I'm sorry for bothering my brother."

Shangguan Yunchuan smiled and said: "No trouble."

The glances and words between the two of them made Ye Chengsan feel alarm bells ringing in his heart. Don't let Shangguan Yunchuan take advantage of him in this situation, so he quickly stepped forward and offered to massage Shangguan Yunchuan's legs.

Unexpectedly, they would do this. Shangguan Yunchuan looked panicked and said, "You... don't have to be so polite... ah, don't move, it's so numb, no, I'm going to cramp."

After a lot of confusion, the group finally got back on the road.

This time they learned their lesson wisely, as they would have lost their way in the desert. They found a large sect with a large number of people and followed closely while keeping a certain distance.

Although the big sect quickly discovered their small team, they didn't take it seriously. After all, they came and went so many times every day, and they often encountered small sects who were following the route. There was nothing to pay special attention to.

With the guidance of Da Zongmen, they soon walked out of the Lost Desert.

But a bigger problem appeared in front of them. On the edge of the Lost Desert, on the left was a forest shrouded in dense fog, and on the right was a dark cave with nowhere to go.

The hundred-man team in front divided into two groups and entered half of the way.

So what choice should you make?

"Are we going to leave separately too?" Yan Sen scratched his head and asked.

Jiang Simian shook his head, "There are too few of us. If we are separated, it will be difficult to find each other. We can only choose one path. What suggestions do you have?"

Shangguan Yunchuan thought for a while and pointed to the left and said: "We should choose the Fantasy Forest. Although it is full of thick fog and illusions, it is relatively safe. It just makes people disoriented and no one is in any danger there. , but the Dark Cave is different. The paper entering the door says that many people who entered the Dark Cave have never come out."

Several other people completely agreed. Just looking at the dark cave gave me goosebumps all over the place, let alone entering it.

After choosing a direction, several people entered the misty forest. Although they held the same rope to prevent them from getting separated before entering, they still got separated.

Jiang Simian looked at the limp rope in his hand and knew something had happened, so he had to throw away the rope and groped forward while shouting the names of several people.

As she walked slowly, she felt that the fog in front of her eyes was getting lighter and lighter, and a luminous vortex appeared in front of her.

As soon as he stood in front of the whirlpool to observe, he was suddenly sucked into the whirlpool.

"Wake up, wake up, Jiang Simian, don't sleep. Have you forgotten what day it is today? Get up and get ready!"

Jiang Simian woke up in a daze and saw Meng Nan who was in the same dormitory with her. "What day is it? If you let me sleep for a while, my head will hurt."

"You, you are still sleeping. Have you forgotten that your male idol, the school eldest daughter's banquet, didn't you make an appointment with him to have dinner with him today?! Maybe after dinner, your dream will come true and you can be with him." Meng Nan couldn't help but worry for her.

"Yes, I would have forgotten even if you didn't tell me." Jiang Simian sat up suddenly and rubbed his still aching head. Why did he always feel that he had forgotten something? Could it be that he forgot to eat with the banquet?

I carefully put on beautiful makeup, but I always feel unreal when I look at myself in the mirror. Why do I feel that my face looks so strange? I must have gone to bed too late yesterday. I must go to bed early next time.

When the time agreed with Yanli arrived, Jiang Simian arrived at the appointed restaurant on time, where Yanli was already waiting.

As expected of the school idol of University A, Yanli had already attracted everyone's attention just by sitting there without moving.

When the charming Jiang Simian arrived, many people couldn't help but want to take photos with such an eye-catching pair. “Sorry to keep you waiting for so long,” Jiang Simian said.

"No, you were on time. I was the one who arrived early," Yanli said.

The two of them chatted happily while eating.

At this time, a girl passed by their table and accidentally touched the drinks on the table, spilling the food all over the banquet.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." The girl apologized repeatedly.

Jiang Simian clearly saw a flash of anger flashing through Yanli's eyes, but it was quickly suppressed.

He smiled at the girl and said, "It's okay, I'll just wipe it off."

The girl thanked her and left, and Yanli apologized and said she wanted to wipe it off.

After returning from the banquet, before he had eaten a few mouthfuls, he received a call from his mother, asking him to take Jiang Simian home to show him.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Simian was so panicked that he had to meet his parents before the relationship was confirmed.

Yanli took her hand and said, "My mother is very easy to get along with."

Jiang Simian blushed and went back with him.

When they arrived at Yanli's home, Yanli's mother was sitting there, looking like the Queen Mother and Lafayette. When she saw the two of them, she said lightly, "I'm back."

Yanli pulled Jiang Simian and introduced: "Mom, this is the girl I like."

Jiang Simian lowered his head shyly, but heard the cold voice of Yan's mother, "Xiao Li, our Yan family is a well-known family in City A. There are many people who want to enter our house, but not everyone can come in."

As he said this, he asked Jiang Simian a bunch of questions, including where his family was, what his parents did, how his academic performance was, who he usually hangs out with, and even went as far as asking if he had any ex-boyfriends and if he had ever had sex with other men.

Jiang Simian looked at Yanli for help, but the latter looked at her toes and did not dare to say anything.

If that person were here he would have demolished the house.

?

!

That one? !

Who is that? !

Seeing that Jiang Simian was stunned and didn't answer, Yanli's mother said angrily: "Look, you are looking for this person. He doesn't even have the most basic etiquette and respect. If he was placed in an ancient harem, he probably wouldn't survive the first episode."

Ancient.

Harem.

Jiang Simian.

Yuan Qifeng.

Soul exchange.

Jiang Simian suddenly remembered everything. He was clearly in the Fantasy Forest and could not return to the modern world in an instant. All this was just an illusion in the Fantasy Forest.

Jiang Simian raised the corner of his mouth, looked at the panicked faces of Yanli mother and son, and overturned the coffee table one by one.

"Fuck them all to Ben Changzai!"