Paper horse incense shop

Chapter 147 Behind the Funeral Parlor
  From this young man's mouth, saying murderous words was as simple as eating.

He and Ah Qian look to be more than ten years apart, but they are actually stronger than Ah Qian and have even killed people and issued orders.
  And he seemed to be a little concerned about me looking for Ah Qian.
  I silently raised the other party's danger level in my mind before replying:

"Either looking for him to kill, or looking for him to talk to."

The young man didn't seem to care too much about how inappropriate his behavior was in intercepting a customer from his brother. After hearing my words, he immediately cheered up:

"Okay, okay, it's true that the rich woman wants to keep Ah Qian!"

"That brat Ah Chi is going to fly into the sky!"

"Damn Ah Chi, knowing that a rich woman likes him, he still snatched eggs from me this morning. This is exactly what he deserves to die for!"

"I thought about it carefully, how about I strangle him to death while he is sleeping at night, so that he will..."

"Strangle who?"

A pair of thin hands were placed on the young man's shoulders. The young man who was still shouting about the 'top secret plan' was suddenly stunned. He turned around blankly and happened to meet Azhi's lifeless eyes.

The boy didn't seem to be caught for the first time. He scratched his head and said confidently:
  "The rich woman is here, I'm going to sell umbrellas first!"

"You should come back early and don't stay up all night. Remember what Master said, beautiful women can lie."

I later realized that the misunderstanding seemed to be getting deeper and deeper. Just as I was about to explain, Ah Qian pushed the nagging young man in another direction and walked towards me amidst the young man's accusation that he favored sex over his brother.

Ah Chiu still has the same sinister face, and his words are still as stupid as ever:
  "You seem familiar. You are on par with the pretty girl I saw last time."

"Height too, it's you!"

"Wait, you paid him to come to me?! Why don't you take the money and shout my name three times at the door, hand the money directly into my hands, and I can also give you a handful at the funeral parlor. There are two hundred yuan worth of umbrellas inside.”

He even thoughtfully added that it was the price of umbrellas in the funeral home.

I was a little silent, and after a while I answered:
  "I didn't expect the competition between you two brothers to be quite big."

Ah Chian became angry and gritted his teeth:
  "Don't make money if you don't want it, you bastard."

"How much did he ask you for?"

I feel somewhat relieved and have no intention of arguing about these trivial matters:

"It's not much, not a few hundred yuan, not a thousand, I don't need to ask him to give it back to me, I have other things to do."

Ah Qian was very insistent:

"It has nothing to do with you. It's me you're looking for. Even though it's his hand, he still has to give me half of it. Wait a minute, I'll write it down so I don't forget it."

Ah Chi took out an oil-based pen from his pocket, pulled up his cuffs, and then wrote the words "ask Ah Chi for five hundred" neatly on his arm.

I was just tired now. I glanced at it and saw that there were already a lot of words on that arm, among which the two 'memos' were the clearest -

[Go to Uncle Du’s trunk to pick up cans at ten o’clock tonight]

[The second season of Lion Kingdom starts tonight at 7 o'clock on Animal Channel]

These two items, especially the second one
  I opened my mouth, and for the first time I felt deeply that the whole world was actually extremely absurd.

After all, who would have thought that Ah Qian, who looks like a completely sinister and cold-faced killer, would actually stay at the Lion Kingdom at seven o'clock every night?

Perhaps seeing that my expression was too dull, Ah Qian immediately put down his sleeves after writing and said somewhat uncomfortably:

"I sometimes forget things."

It can indeed be seen. I chuckled helplessly, feeling that the fatigue of the past few days was somewhat dissipated, so I changed the subject:
  "Is Ah Shi your brother's name?"

Ah Qian was quickly led away by my questions:
  "Yes, I was picked up by my master, so I called him Ah Chi. My younger brother was also picked up by me. But the name Ah Chi already belongs to me, so I thought about it for half a night before naming him Ah Chi. "

After thinking for half a night, I just came up with the name 'Ah Shi', and it was indeed Ah Shi's style.

But this pick-up really complements each other.

I thought about it for a few seconds, and then I heard Ah Qian mutter in a somewhat lost voice:
  "But when I picked him up, I didn't know that he was so bad at robbing my business, but how did he make money? Why can he earn a thousand just by leading the way?"

"Why can I only make money from you?"

I finally know why Ah Chian was so happy when I gave him money and asked him to answer questions.

The co-author has never taken on a task or issued an order, and he always suffers from his younger brother.
  I really didn’t have the nerve to remind the other party that Ah Shi would charge a fee for any questions, so I had to change the topic:
  "I still ask you questions, and I have money."

Azian was obviously refreshed, and it would be no exaggeration to say that his whole face was radiant.

I said helplessly:

“Did you know that the Tzu Ching Women’s Hall recently issued a ‘fatal order’?”

"Whatever you know, tell me."

This time I didn't need Ah Qian to say anything. I took out a handful from my pocket and found about two to three thousand yuan, which I stuffed directly into Ah Qian's hand.

I knew the situation at the funeral parlor very well, so I just decided to be more knowledgeable and spend money to buy information.

Ah Shi collected the money and counted them one by one. His posture looked familiar to me, and I vaguely recalled that Ah Shi had counted the money in this way just now:
  "Don't count. Sooner or later, the fatwa will spread throughout Changzhou. It's just a matter of time. This money is definitely enough."

Ah Chian was very insistent:
  "Every piece of money is my heart and soul. I can't help but know how much money I have collected."

I could only cover my temples and wait for Ah Qian to finish counting, then stuff it into my pocket with a comfortable expression on my face, and then I heard him say:

"I know about the Jianghu fatwa. It was issued three days ago."

"This is the first one in more than 20 years. The last one was issued by the big eunuchs when the eunuchs were encircling Qin Sanshou. It only took more than an hour after it was issued. Qin Sanshou was killed by their own people. The bounty was It’s also divided among the Taibao people.”

An hour after serving, Qin's third hand was dead.

But no one answered me for three days, which is obviously a problem.
  I waited with bated breath for Ah Chi's next words, and then I heard him continue:
  "The fatwa three days ago was issued by the Tzu Chi Youth of the 15th Taibao. It said that a young woman named 'Tu Liubai' was to be hunted down."

I waited for the next step, but couldn't wait any longer, so I asked:
  "Gone?"

Ah Qian thought seriously for a moment:

"No, it's really just a piece of red paper with the five characters 'Jianghu Fatal Order' written on it. On the back are written the person who offered the reward, Tzu Ching Nu, the person who offered the reward, Tu Liubai, and the amount of the reward."

"Nothing else was written."

I was confused and thought for a long time:
  "Do you know what my name is?"

In Ah Qian's confused eyes, I slowly said:

"My name is Tu Liubai."

"Do you want to get the reward?"

　I know there must be some smart kid who knows what is wrong! ! ! There will be an update at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning to verify your answer! ! !
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)