Paper horse incense shop

Ah Chi bit the flashlight with difficulty, and hugged Ah Shi from behind with both hands, trying hard to prevent Ah Shi from rushing towards me.

Ah Shi's upper body was restrained, but his lower body still refused to give up and made random gestures and kicked towards me:

"I said some pervert wanted human skin, but it turns out you came to play with us!!!"

"Is there still justice?"

"Thanks to the fifty yuan discount I just gave you for that umbrella, now it doesn't matter even a cent less. You have to give me the entire two hundred and fifty yuan!"

"No wonder the prettier you are, the more deceitful you are, hehehehe!!!"

Ah Shi pulled Ah Shi with difficulty, and I smiled bitterly:

"I'll make it up for you. Not only will I make it up for you, but I'll give you more."

The two of them moved in unison and said in unison:

"How much?"

The palpitations I was still feeling due to my own thoughts were mostly dissipated by these two people. When I heard the request for money, my face suddenly became expressionless:

"one thousand."

"cut!"

"Well!"

The two of them made a sound in unison. Ah Shi looked at his brother and signaled him not to hold him, and then said:

"One thousand is not enough. Let's not talk about your appearance. Let's talk about what you did today. It's too scary!"

"Do you know that when you just said you wanted human skin, I already made some small moves to send a message and called my godfather and Uncle Du back?"

"We have never had anything like this happen here for so long. The first rule in our hall is that if someone wants to cooperate with us in business related to the 'human body', we cannot do it."

"After all, what the undertaker should do is to let people enter the coffin with all their beards and tails. Although we don't care how they die, this is our death line."

Even Ah Shi and Ah Shi understand the truth, but I almost went astray.

I felt emotional in my heart, and just when I was about to speak, I heard a sound at the door, two figures lifted up the curtain, and a person's deep voice sounded, loudly:

"Let me see who dares to act wild in my palace!"

"What kind of skin do you want! So what if you know me? Can I still break the precept for her?"

"Not doing your business!"

"Fortunately, I'm back in time, why don't you get out of here now? Why are you two little brats looking like this?"

The Eleven Taibao looked at Azhi and Azhi who were winking at each other. The half-cursed words were stuck in his throat and he could not finish them.

I sighed and was about to speak, but Uncle Du, who had been looking me up and down, said uncertainly:

"Leave blank?"

I nodded:

"Uncle Du, it's me."

"I finally made a paper substitute. I just wanted to tease you."

I took a deep breath and admitted my mistake:

"But when I saw that neither Ah Chi nor Ah Chi recognized me, I suddenly had evil thoughts in my mind, and even thought about whether I could use human skin to make a paper substitute."

"I accept this matter. You are my elders. You can scold you if you deserve it, and punish you if you deserve it. No matter what, I will bear it."

After hearing my words, the Eleven Taibao and Uncle Du both looked unhappy.

Ah Chi seemed to want to say something, and when he spoke, he realized that the flashlight was still in his mouth. When he took it off, Ah Chi had already said the answer quickly:

"Sister Tu is probably the godfather who is playing tricks on us."

"You can ask Ah Qian, or adjust the surveillance. It was clearly us who opened the morgue and Sister Tu closed it. She may have just said it casually, but she definitely didn't want it!"

Ah Chi was eager to defend me, and Ah Chi muttered to himself, "It's a good thing if you can correct your mistakes after you know them!"

Ah Shi gave his brother a hard elbow:

"I'm saying that's right. You're saying that you can correct your mistakes if you recognize them. Isn't this a conflict?!"

"If you can't speak, don't speak. It's annoying!"

The two brothers were obviously closer than before. I only glanced at them, and in front of their elders, I immediately lowered my head and quietly waited for my own punishment.

It's just that I waited for a long time, but neither of the two elders gave any instructions.

After a long time, a figure came forward and put his hand on my shoulder:

"Bai Bai, thank you for your hard work during this time."

"Don't think too much. As Ah Shi said, you can correct your mistakes if you know them. What's more, you realize them before you make them."

The kind voice of this elder came, and I felt relieved at first, but then I felt a little ashamed.

A group of people left the morgue in a mighty manner. It was difficult for me to face the crowd for a while, and I subconsciously wanted to say goodbye.

Unexpectedly, the next second, the Eleven Taibao, who usually had the least contact with me, called out to me:

"Liu Bai, have you been feeling hesitant and confused lately?"

"That's why"

Hesitant? confuse?

Indeed there is.

And it’s not so much recently as it has always been.

My originally peaceful life has been turned upside down since I received the message from my second uncle asking me to return to Wanyao Village.

Since my second uncle left home, I have gone through many, many things. I can’t even find anyone to talk to, and I don’t know what to do. I just walk around the world with my own heart.

Can you not feel hesitant and confused?

Perhaps I had been silent for too long and had already given the answer. The Eleven Taibao pondered for a few breaths and then said:

"I have a friend who, not just in Changzhou City, but in the entire south, is a master of fortune telling."

"He and another Taoist priest from the north are known as Northern Lame and Southern Half-Eye."

"If you have any doubts, go to him and he will definitely be able to tell you the answer."

"If you have time, why not go meet him."

Lame in the north, half-eyed in the south?

Couldn't this 'half-eye' be the same 'half-eye' expert who calculated the accurate environmental time for us during Li's operation to destroy the building, and who pointed out who the other party should contact when Professor Huang came to Changzhou? ! ?

This person is often mentioned in the mouths of others. Although I have never met this person, I also know that a name that can be remembered by so many big shots must also be a big shot.

When I heard the Eleven Taibao talk about it, I immediately cheered up:

"Uncle Eleven, can you recommend me?"

Seeing that I was willing, Taibao Eleven seemed to be relieved, patted his chest and said:

"What's so difficult about this? We are still friends after all. Even if that old guy doesn't consider me a friend, I still want to stop being so stingy. At worst, we can spend money to see him!"

Unexpectedly, the last incident of Ah Shi and Ah Shi had such a big impact on Eleven Taibao. The funeral parlor, which is famous for being stingy about making money, would actually say "spending money" one day!

I was shocked in my heart. After I reacted, a sincere smile appeared on my face. I didn’t expect that when I smiled, other people stopped laughing immediately.

Even Uncle Du, who was looking at me kindly, looked away.

I touched my face and fell into silence.

Taibao Eleven was well-informed and adjusted his mentality. As if he remembered something, he ordered:

"Meeting is such a small thing."

"It's just that my friend is just as greedy as I used to be. He wants to collect money for any problem. You have to be careful not to get involved by him."

"Also, even if he spends money, he may not be able to tell you the answer due to his weird temperament. You have to pay attention to this."

There will be another update later~