Paper horse incense shop

And the reason why I want to use condolence today is naturally because——

This fierce ghost almost never leaves Bai Xiaowan and the old man, but Bai Xiaowan seems not to be aware of the existence of the ghost. If he were to ask directly in human words now.

The existence of ghosts and paper figures is difficult to explain and can easily irritate Bai Xiaowan.

The words of death are whispered, and people suddenly hear the news. It is just right at this time.

And if you want to use the human body to speak ghost language, you need to be psychic.

As for my paper figurine, I am not only equipped with the magical paper skills that can help me fight in times of trouble, but there is also something extremely important.

That is, a small piece of rhinoceros horn.

It's really just a little bit. If you drop it on the ground, you won't be able to see it unless you look closely.
I bought it when I was in Changzhou Antique Street. The whole piece is only about the size of a thumb cap. This small piece is just a cut piece, but it is also very expensive.

This is one of the reasons why I don't want to part with this paper man.

Not only is it expensive, but the results are rare.

The ancients said: Don't dare to burn rhinoceros horns. When burned, there will be a strange fragrance, which can stick to your clothes and belts, and people can communicate with ghosts.

Find a place to burn a rhinoceros horn, put the smoke in a paper cage, and the smoke will come out of your mouth, which will naturally lead to death.

After tinkering for a long time, I controlled the paper man to set up a paper 'tent'. After confirming that most of the incense would not spill out, I started to 'debug' the words of death:
"Hey, hey. Can you hear me?"

Sure enough, it was a tinny sound.

After listening to the sound for a long time, I still felt a little weightless.

I called several times for debugging, but the fierce-looking ghost still looked stupid and didn't seem to have any reaction.

This is strange. If a person turns into a ghost and talks to himself about his death, there are still ghosts who can't understand it?
Or is my method not working?
Damn it, my rhinoceros horns.

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have avoided Bai Xiaowan and acted in a roundabout way.

Just follow my uncle's lead and be direct and open-minded.

I took a deep breath and was about to extinguish the rhinoceros horn to save some losses, when I saw the evil ghost's ears move and he looked around, then continued to look at Bai Xiaowan.

What a love.

I took a deep breath, raised my voice and said:

"Stop looking, here."

"Well hello, little brother, how did you die?"

While the other person looked up at me, I took the opportunity to ask the question that my second uncle had asked the trampling ghost back then.

Li Gui's originally dull eyes were a little shocked the moment he saw me. He looked at the chandelier where I was with some confusion.

For a long time, not only did he not reply to my questions, but he also asked several questions that I didn't expect:

"White Bai Wuchang?"

"Is the one over there supposed to be Hei Wuchang?"

"Can you finally take me away? Bai Wuchang is different from the rumors. He is very small, has a girl's voice, and does not show his tongue."

White is impermanent, black is impermanent?
That's a handsome-level underworld employee, what does it have to do with me?

This scattered brain circuit really stunned me for a few seconds, but I quickly realized that the other party must have seen the dark black paper man and the white paper man on my body, so he made the association.

What a wonderful misunderstanding
However, in order to avoid wasting more words, I continued following her words:

"It's not Yin Shuai, but one of Yin Shuai's ghost soldiers."

"You have stayed in this world for a long time. I want to verify your identity and send you to the afterlife. Please tell me why you died and why you stayed here."

I tried my best to use an official tone and improvised a few words that were barely enough to scare people.

In fact, this rhetoric is not very good at bluffing ghosts, but fortunately, the evil ghosts have mistaken me for Yin Shuai, which proves that he actually doesn’t understand the affairs of the underworld. Seeing me saying this, he nodded in confusion:

"Okay, I said, I said." "Finally, I waited until this day. I thought I was abandoned when I was alive, and I will still be ignored after I die."

"But before that, I want to ask a question. Can you answer it for me first?"

I had no hesitation:
"If it's just a 'not too egregious' question."

After all, no matter how difficult it is, I probably won’t know.

Li Gui pondered for a long time, and we just watched Bai Xiaowan feeding the old man dumplings one by one, until the old man's choking coughing sound spread throughout the room, disturbing his original contemplative thoughts.

Li Guicai said in a daze:

"My question is, is it sunny outside now?"

"May I?"

I was already prepared that the other party might ask questions such as "Why are the bad guys not punished?" "Is he suitable for reincarnation?" and "Can I renew my relationship with Bai Xiaowan?"

As a result, the other party just asked if it was sunny outside? !

I was stunned for a moment, recalling the color of the sky when I came back:
"Overcast and cloudy."

Li Gui was also stunned and asked:
"Is it like this outside these days?"

I recall the weather these days:
"It's about the same. There's been a cold wave these days, and occasionally there will be a few drops of rain."

Li Gui seemed to be somewhat expecting this answer. He was silent for a long time and then replied:
"No wonder my girlfriend keeps the curtains tightly closed these days."

"When I disappeared on the snow-capped mountains, it was also in this kind of weather. Originally, everyone thought that the clouds would clear and the moon would shine soon, but it turned out."

But what the outcome will be is now considered final.

Bai Xiaowan hates such gray weather, which is why every time I come to this room, it is dark.

She would rather be plunged into darkness than see such weather.

She would rather not see people or herself than see a group of beasts in human skins in this weather again.

No surprise at all.

However, it is a bit surprising that this fierce ghost, who clearly knew in his heart that he was going to be caught, spent an important opportunity to ask about the weather.

He still loves Bai Xiaowan.

Li Gui nodded and stood on tiptoe, stepping on the old man's pillow on the bed. Suddenly, as if he was enlightened, he thought of an important question and asked again:
"Why should I say that? Don't you know?"

Sure enough, no matter whether it is a person or a ghost, no one is absolutely stupid.

I waved my hand:
"I know, but I have to give it the right number."

"When the police catch a criminal, won't they interrogate him if they have clues?"

"Let me just say that you were cut up and eaten by Xiaofang on the snowy mountain. Is that true?"

When Li Gui heard my last sentence clearly, his expression suddenly changed, and he said after a long while:
"Is the underworld already built like this?"

"Police and prisoner clue interrogation, do you all know about it?"

"It's pretty cool."

What a mess.

The thinking of this fierce ghost is actually much faster than that of a normal ghost.
However, it is also very consistent with the characteristics of the trampling ghost that my second uncle once wrote down.
After Li Gui muttered to himself, he remembered that I was still waiting. He looked around at the dumpling feeding operation that was still going on in the room, and said slowly:

"My name is Peng Jiaxing, and I am an employee of the ski club."

"Please pay attention to your heartbeat, because next, I am going to tell you a shocking story."

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