Almighty Thief

After dinner, Lin Wanqing offered to do the dishes, but Chen Xiao didn't refuse, and walked back to the room.

Chen Xiao was originally a lazy person. He would never stand if he could sit, and never sit if he could lie down, so he lay on the bed as soon as he returned to his room.The consciousness in her mind returned to the [Ancient and Modern Fantasy] game, looking at the upgrade experience bar, Chen Xiao smiled wryly.

As expected, he has twice the experience of others, yet he still hasn't left Xinshou Village.

Opening the skill bar, Chen Xiao found that the teleportation skill was about to be upgraded, and the proficiency of stealing people was almost [-]%.The following Mingxin method is also about to be upgraded. According to his guess, if the Mingxin method is upgraded, it may bring him at least [-] points of internal strength, and maybe the stolen NPC can exist in reality for a longer period of time.

Thinking of np, Chen Xiao rubbed his nose. It seemed that he hadn't stolen np for a long time. If so, the teleportation skill could definitely be upgraded.

Seeing this, Chen Ling hurried to the place where Wanhou was, and stole Wanhou into reality.

Hou Hou who came out did not speak, looked around, hurriedly found a stool and sat down, her brows were slightly frowned, her ears were slightly red, and Chen Ling was quite surprised by her shy appearance. When did the little witch become so quiet? !

"You...Are you okay?" Chen Xiao asked uncertainly.

"You're the one who has something to do!" Wan Hou glared at Chen Ling, and said angrily, "I'm not feeling well and tired, can't I sit and rest for a while?"

"Yes." Chen Ling nodded, stood up and looked at Wan Wan curiously.

"What are you looking at!" Wan Hou said angrily.

Chen Xiao nodded thoughtfully, pinched his fingers and calculated, remembering that the first time he stole Houhou should be at the beginning of July, and now it is more than mid-July, the first two appearances were lively, not only for playing Computer, and even click on those tempting webpages to browse.

But today, it seemed like a different person. Just after she came out, she frowned slightly, and her body seemed to be a little uncomfortable.

"Does your abdomen hurt a little, and your lumbosacral hurts a little too?" Chen Xiao asked cautiously, fearing that he would make a move if there was a disagreement.

Hearing Chen Ling's words, a trace of surprise flashed in Wan Wan's beautiful eyes, as if she was thinking how Chen Ling knew her physical condition. She did have a slight pain in her lower abdomen, which she had never experienced before.

But who is Houhou, the future successor of the Yinkui faction, how can she be fooled by Chen Xiao's few words, she shook her head, and retorted: "No, I just don't feel well."

"Tch, all men have big uncles, so you don't have to be embarrassed when your women's big aunt comes." As soon as the words came out, Chen Ling felt that she seemed to have said something wrong. They all hide in the house and can't come out. They wait for the aunt to pass before they come out.

What's more, women in the Sui and Tang Dynasties dressed very boldly, and all they wore were clothes made of light gauze.There is a saying in the ancient poem, come slowly, the skirt is half exposed.From one aspect, it reflects the degree of openness of society at that time, not to mention that ancient women did not have underwear at all.

Therefore, Chen Ling's eyes locked on a certain place in Houhou's lower abdomen at the first glance, and after looking at it for a long time, she didn't think it was menstruation.Think about it, if you have menstruation, shouldn't you steal it by yourself and sit on the toilet?

"Look again!" Houhou was furious, and jumped towards Chen Ling. Chen Ling was the Amon who came to Wu that day, and immediately dodged Houhou's attack with his body turned slightly.

One hit!

Hou Hou didn't fight for a long time, and sat down on the bed directly. Chen Xiao smiled and said, "I know why you have abdominal pain!"

"Why?!" Houhou asked directly, but just after he finished speaking, he realized that he had fallen into Chen Xiao's trap.

"You have dysmenorrhea! That's the symptom caused by your aunt's irregularity. Do you still have symptoms of nausea and cold sweat on your forehead?" Chen Xiao asked.

Hou Hou nodded, and glared at Chen Ling. She was a witch who was fearless. Now that Chen Ling had seen through it, she naturally didn't need to pretend anymore.But she is not a modern person after all, so after thinking about it, she asked, "What is a big aunt?"

"My aunt is..." Chen Xiao thought for a while, but he didn't know how to explain it. He didn't know what Tang Dynasty women called menstruation, so he simply took out his mobile phone and Baidu, and finally put it back on the side of the phone and said, "Daddy My aunt is Tiankui, and your Tiankui comes at irregular times, which is why you have such symptoms. Therefore, you are sick, you need to be cured!"

"How to cure it?!" Hou Hou asked.

"Call me Brother Chen Xiao and I'll tell you." Chen Xiao smiled triumphantly.

Wan Wan gritted her teeth and looked at Chen Ling, but the pain in her abdomen made her barely stand up, secretly thinking that when Tian Kui passed by, she would beat you to death.While speaking, there were bursts of pain in the abdomen, pain like a needle prick, Wan Wan gritted his teeth to hold on, suddenly drooped his head, and said in a choked voice: "Everyone is like this, and you still bully others, you are too heartless."

Even though he knew that Houhou was just pretending, Chen Ling was an old man after all, shook his head, and said, "Okay, shout out to Big Cousin, Big Cousin risked his life to give you two gifts."

"Big cousin." As soon as he finished speaking, Hou Hou raised his head with a smile, and looked at Chen Xiao proudly.

Chen Xiaonai shrugged her shoulders, told Houhou not to run around, ran to the supermarket not far away, and bought three pieces of panties and a pack of sanitary napkins for Houhou.When I got home, I realized that my internal energy was almost exhausted, and there were only 3 minutes left.

"Time is running out." Chen Xiao solemnly took out the panties and sanitary napkins, and said solemnly: "Comrade Wanwan, now I will give you two gifts on behalf of the men on Earth in the 21st century, which can help you eliminate geraniums. Freedom of movement. This is the legendary super artifact, Xiao Nene, and this is the legendary super blood-sucking Band-Aid, Yueyueshu. As the saying goes, with Yueyueshu, Yueyue is easy, and I am no longer afraid of Tiankui La."

Wan Wan took the two things in his hand curiously, checked them over and over again, "What is this and how do I use it."

"Of course Xiao Nei Nei is worn on the body, just put the sanitary napkin inside." Chen Xiao explained.

"How to wear it? Where to put it?" Hou Hou asked.

Chen Xiao patted his head, and said seriously: "Wuwu children's shoes, it seems that I need to give you a little physical education, then let's click on any pirated novel website."

With that said, Chen Xiao casually opened the webpage, entered the name of a novel called [Almighty Thief], clicked on a website at random, and just clicked on the chapter, and immediately a beautiful woman in underwear came out, and the speaker rang 'ah ...uh...' moan.

"This is where the underwear is worn." Chen Xiao pointed to the woman's lower body on the screen and said. "Yueyueshu is put in the underwear, under the bleeding hole."

Houhou blushed, suddenly lowered her head, and said shyly, "I don't know how, why don't you come and help me?"

"Okay... good you sister!" Chen Xiao nodded subconsciously, but immediately realized that she almost fell into the trap of the little witch. Judging by her gestures, it was obvious that she wanted to use a pack of sanitary napkins as a hidden weapon to attack herself . "Am I that kind of person?! I'm the best man in the 21st century!"

Hou Hou raised his head and glared at Chen Ling, his body turned into a phantom and disappeared into the room.

Hearing the system's prompt, Chen Xiao heaved a sigh of relief. If he had gone up just now, he might have to find the Sunflower Book to practice.

Hey, the internal strength is still too low, and I still need to work harder. If I fight for it, I can take a master with me as a bodyguard, and change one every day.

Listening to the groaning sound from the computer, Chen Xiao closed the web page, read the latest chapter of Almighty Thief, and after voting, washed up and fell into a deep sleep.