Who understands? I took the library with me to farm

Chapter 44 They are all actors

Hu Daxian closed his eyes slightly and continued: "The woman below is fourteen years old. Her zodiac sign is Rabbit. Her fortune is mountain fire, and her luck is good."

Old Mrs. Zhou: "Then I can rest assured. If you are lucky, little lady, you will be lucky if you marry her home!"

"Brother! Didn't the master say not to interrupt?" Zhou Fulu poked her waist.

She immediately stretched out her hand and patted her lips gently: "Oh, look at my mouth. Master, go on and help us figure out a good day to get married!"

Hu Daxian deliberately remained silent, making Mrs. Zhou anxious and afraid to speak.

She covered her mouth and whispered to Feng Liu, "Master, why didn't you speak?"

"Third aunt, don't worry. You have seen how accurate and powerful the master's calculations are. Just wait patiently."

Hu Daxian suddenly stood up and shouted: "The demons and ghosts will show up quickly!"

The way he talks and talks can really scare people out of his wits. He is indeed the strongest actor in the fortune-telling world.

After muttering, she glanced at everyone's expressions and felt that her bluff was enough, so she sat back on the futon.

"It's not good, it's not good! Although this woman's destiny is favorable, she and this man are absolutely incompatible. First, the fire burns the wood. When the mountain fire encounters the mulberry tree, the fire becomes even stronger and the wood turns to ashes.

Secondly, people born under the sign of Snake have the word "口" in their names, and people born under the sign of Rabbit also have the word "口" in their names. Am I right? "

Mrs. Zhou responded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, blessing and joy do have a 'mouth'! What kind of statement is this?"

Hu Daxian laughed twice: "Haha! That's it! These two people are destined to be in conflict with each other. If they get married, they will compete for food."

It doesn't harm women, but it can cause men to lose their opportunities, be in trouble, become impoverished, have their bodies exposed on the streets, and in serious cases, their families will be destroyed! "

After saying these frightening words, Mrs. Zhou's feet became weak.

"Ouch, hold on to me, I can't stand anymore!"

When she heard that her sweet grandson would be in bad luck if she married Xiao Xi, and even her family would be destroyed, she was so scared that she almost lost her soul.

"Master! Master, please help us think of a way to eliminate the evil!"

Unexpectedly, even after talking about this, she still refused to give up and actually wanted to ask the master to help her solve the evil.

This old lady really accepts death! But there's no point in denying her. Her sweet grandson is indeed unpopular. If she doesn't marry her own cousin, who else can she marry?

Hu Daxian fell into silence again.

Before, she was being mysterious, using the silence to review her bluffing lines, and at the same time creating an atmosphere of mystery and mystery.

Now, she was really speechless.

Madam He came to her for help before and was very generous. Not only did she give her five taels of silver, but she also gave her a pot of glass pearl milk tea. Only then did she agree to risk her reputation to help.

But when we were discussing the strategy, we didn't say that this old lady was so difficult to deal with.

However, she is an experienced "master". As a fortune teller, her special skills are telling people's lies, lying to ghosts, and making up lies on the spur of the moment.

Hu Daxian thought for a moment, and then said: "It is not impossible to solve the evil, but this evil is too severe. Think about it, the fire on the top of the mountain is roaring, and not a single tree can escape!"

Mrs. Zhou understands that this is a matter of money.

She touched her pockets and found them empty. She looked through them and found they were cleaner than her old face.

Nothing is as important as the future and fate of her sweet grandson. She gritted her teeth, ruthlessly took off an jade bracelet from her wrist, and respectfully presented it to the immortal hall.

"Master, this is the only bracelet I can use as a filial piety. Please show mercy and help my grandson get rid of this evil!"

This bracelet was a dowry given to her by her mother when she married from the Feng family to the Zhou family. The Zhou family gradually became impoverished and everything she could sell was sold. Only this pair of bracelets has been kept until now, intending to accompany her. Into the coffin.

At this moment, her heart was bleeding. Hu Daxian glanced at it and said steadily: "I can't take this thing away. It can't be untied. It's not me, it's in the sky." As she said that, she stretched out her index finger and pointed towards the roof of the shed.

Mrs. Zhou hurriedly said: "I understand, I understand, I understand. You can use your power, no matter what the result, I am sincere."

"Well, that's okay, but I've agreed that I didn't take this thing, but the Immortal Family above took it as an offering."

"I understand, I understand." The old lady was convinced, nodded and bowed.

Next, Hu Daxian danced randomly according to the tricks and formulas he used to deceive people in the past, and finally blew out the incense candle.

"Within three days, there will be an evil calamity. If the women in the hall do not suffer bloody disasters, the evil will be relieved."

After saying that, he closed his eyes tightly and refused to answer anyone's call.

On the way back, Mrs. Zhou told Xiao Xi sternly: "You are not allowed to go anywhere for these three days, just stay at home. You must avoid this disaster."

Zhou Fulu was worried: "Grandma, is this possible? Does what the master said work?"

"Shut up. Don't dare to question the master. She didn't ask anything. She can figure out how old you are by just touching your palm prints. What's your name? It still doesn't work?"

He Miao followed behind and laughed secretly.

Mrs. Feng Liu: "Hey, I didn't expect it to be like this. It has consumed the master's energy, and the two of them went there in vain!"

Old Mrs. Zhou didn't care whether they went in vain or not, she only had her good grandson in her heart.

He Miao also added: "Yes, this master is so amazing. I only regret that I didn't come to her to help me solve the evil, otherwise I wouldn't have..."

Mrs. Zhou pricked up her ears, listened, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"What else could it be, third aunt, you don't know, it's my miserable first husband!"

Mrs. Zhou immediately became interested: "What? Are your lives so incompatible?"

He Miao also got up and nodded: "Yes, I am the water in the stream, and that damn ghost is the fire in the furnace. No, let me put it out! If I can let Hu Daxian do it earlier, I can't be sure This will never happen!"

As she spoke, she picked up her sleeves and pretended to wipe away the non-existent tears.

Mrs. Zhou also listened to these words, and she felt as if she was facing a powerful enemy. She didn't want her precious grandson to die in the bridal chamber on their wedding night.

"Come on, Xiao Xi, hurry up and go home!" She crept on her little feet, grabbed Xiao Xi's arm and ran home.

He Miao: It’s so easy to deceive. Alas, feudal superstition is so bad!

While everyone was busy going home, she quietly returned to Hu Daxian's house.

"Sister Hu, I told you that you couldn't prepare a plan to deal with it. What kind of bloody disaster are you talking about? How do you deal with it? Could it be that I really let my sister-in-law break her skin?"

She rushed inside, sat down, and complained.

Hu Daxian fell asleep sitting on the futon, drooling all over his clothes. He woke up when the door was opened.

"Ah? What? Is dinner ready?"

"I just know how to eat! I'm asking you what to do?"

Hu Daxian shook his head, sobered up, opened the gauze curtain, stood up, poured two cups of tea, and handed one cup to He Miao.

She drank the tea by herself and said with a smile: "For the past half day, my throat has been screaming like smoke! I have to irrigate the fire in my throat!"

"Don't be blind. I don't want Xiao Xi to get really hurt during the three-day period. It's not worth it."

Hu Daxian looked at He Miao mockingly: "Look at you, you are still young. Who said she would be exposed to a bloody disaster? There is no way out!"

(End of this chapter)