The tyrant man with 108 treasures mainly pledges himself to him
Chapter 34 034 Why do you squat down?
Chapter 34 034. Why do you squat down?
Fengyuetian took Chi Baobao to a place with dense grass and trees in the mountains. He saw him groping and grabbing a small tree trunk with his big, dull eyes open.
"Your Majesty, please step back."
"..."
Walking back, he stopped after walking about ten meters, suppressing all sounds like the turtle breath master.
Of course, his purpose was not to peek or something like Chi Baobao was worried about.
He was worried that 'his' eyes would not be able to see, and those grass branches would stab 'him' again; or if he was unstable and fell over, what would happen if the upward grass branches stuck into 'his' eyes?
Completely blind!
Chi Baobao was stunned and listened to the sound.
All the voices were concentrated in the farthest place, near the thatched house, and she felt relieved.
She fumbled and moved behind the small tree, feeling that the tree could almost block her with her hands, and then slowly untied her belt.
In fact, the small tree was only half as thick as her waist and could not stop her at all.
Fengyuetian's eyes were not always on 'him', but he was glancing at him from the corner of his eye.
Then I saw 'him' squatting down.
The emperor immediately turned his back, thinking that he was suffering from abdominal pain. He also thought that he didn't have any tissue paper to wipe it with. Send paper to 'him'?
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard another voice. When he turned around, he saw that Chi Baobao had already stood up.
After buckling her belt, she held on to the tree trunk and groped her way out.
Fengyuetian: "?"
Such a fast speed is obviously urinating. A man squats down while urinating?
As a man, he expressed deep doubts?
Seeing that he was about to fall, Fengyuetian quickly walked over and grabbed his elbow.
"Why are you here so quickly, Your Majesty?" Chi Baobao was startled.
"Why are you so fast?"
"I...I can do everything very quickly. I am the fastest man in the world!"
"..."
If you think about it carefully, this is not a good thing.
Grabbing 'him' and walking out, Fengyuetian thought more and more, and the more he couldn't figure it out, "Why are you squatting when you are urinating?"
"!!!"
Chi Baobao's big, dull eyes widened, "Your Majesty, is it convenient for you to peek at me?!"
"No! I saw it out of the corner of my eye. You're weird."
"You're weird. What's wrong with me squatting for convenience? Peeing at such a high height will splash and squirt everywhere, and my boots and robes will suffer. How disgusting! High gravity acceleration, with my height and urination At such a speed, my robe is soaked with water."
"It's only right for me to do this conveniently. It's clean and hygienic and I won't get sick. I think it should be promoted nationwide so that all men can urinate while squatting."
Fengyuetian: "..."
Not necessary!
When they returned to the thatched house, Bai Mo'er had already prepared a meal. Of course, it was just a little bit, barely enough for the three of them.
The guards and secret guards outside are waiting...
In fact, there is no need to worry about them, they can fill their own stomachs with ease.
Fengyuetian put the chopsticks into Chi Baobao's hand, then grabbed his hand and touched the porridge bowl, and told him how far apart the two side dishes were.
Careful and considerate.
Bai Mo'er looked at them and felt that Mr. Yue was not like Mr. Chi's master, but rather...an intimate.
"Thank you, Doctor Bai. By the way, have you always lived alone in this mountain?"
"Actually, I lived here with my master, but he passed away last year and I am the only one here."
Chi Baobao opened his big lifeless eyes with regret, "A miracle doctor like Dr. Bai has been doing nothing in the mountains. He should go to a bigger city to shine. I don't know any young man with such a kind heart like you." He is so lucky to be able to marry you home, think about it, he has accumulated great virtues in eight lifetimes."
Bai Mo'er was amused by her exaggerated tone. Although she was white from head to toe, her facial features were really good. Ignoring the weird whiteness, she felt that she was particularly cheerful and bright.
The two of them were talking and laughing, and Fengyuetian glanced at him from time to time, seriously suspecting that the thief was in love with someone else.
He coughed lightly, and Chi Baobao's chopsticks tilted when picking up vegetables.
He took his chopsticks and straightened her chopsticks, "Eat well."
She nodded, "Doctor Bai, my master hasn't married yet. You see, the three singles at our table are really destined, haha." The two of them said: "..."
Fengyuetian took a deep breath and kicked him under the table.
"you are a dog."
Chi Baobao: "..."
Well, she stopped talking.
I just wanted to follow the original book and promote the two of them.
Although the emperor had four wives, they were generally considered concubines, so they were rounded off to be considered single.
If he doesn't appreciate it... then forget it.
There are two small rooms in this thatched house, both of which are quite narrow.
Bai Mo'er tidied up her master's room before, "I feel sorry for you two young masters, please stay in this room tonight. Fortunately, it's not cold at night and the quilt is big enough."
Fengyuetian was speechless, and Chi Baobao suddenly grabbed the door frame, "Um...can I live by myself?"
"Ah?" Bai Mo'er was stunned.
The emperor also looked down at 'him'.
"you two……"
"Shut up!"
The tyrant was displeased.
He grabbed 'him' by the back of his neck and carried him into the room.
The small bed and quilt are not enough space to move my butt compared to the wide dragon bed.
Fengyuetian threw 'him' on the bed and sat down on the chair by the window.
"Think I am willing to be in the same room with you? I am also afraid that my innocence will be compromised."
"..."
Chi Baobao was not happy when he said this.
"That's why I want the Emperor to get along with Dr. Bai, who is harmless and kind-hearted."
"I want to find your woman, why do you need to worry about me?!"
Makes sense!
Chi Baobao decided not to care.
She moved to lie down on the bed. As a blind person, she was very pitiful and weak, so monopolizing the bed for the emperor to sit on was not considered treason.
The emperor literally sat there all night.
When I woke up early in the morning and stood up, there was a clicking sound in my lower back.
After closing his eyes, he took one last look at Chi Baobao, who was sleeping soundly on his back... heartless!
When he woke up, Chi Baobao felt that his vision was clearer than yesterday. Although it was blurry, the colors of objects were more distinct.
When I was tidying up in my room, I could hear sounds coming from outside. I couldn't see them, so I listened with my ears.
Someone must be here.
There are indeed people coming from outside.
Tao Qingyu, the commander of the Hubao Battalion, one of the three major camps in Beiguan, was able to achieve this position at the age of 25 or 66, which was all the result of the struggle between the Gong faction and the Ge Lao faction within the imperial court.
The other two camps are Xuanji Camp (Gong's sect) and Shenyu Camp (Gelao sect).
Tao Qingyu was an upright and unsmiling person, and the military commanders in his family for generations were all famous even though they did not reach the top positions.
His father and uncle were all killed in the conflict with Huoliang many years ago. Now he and his younger brother Tao Yunxi, who have just grown up, are the only ones in the Tao family.
Jiang Feng, the leader of Camp Xuanji, did not return all night. Yesterday, someone saw him leading his confidants out of the camp. Tao Qingyu followed the trail into the mountains to look for him.
Then he met the secret guard who was waiting in the mountain and was directly invited here.
He was also shocked when he saw the emperor, "The last general, Tao Qingyu, did not know that the emperor was coming, so please forgive me!"
"I came here in secret. General Tao didn't know about it. It's not a crime. He can be spared."
Tao Qingyu stood up and looked up to see Chi Baobao walking out of the thatched house.
Hatred and anger welled up in his heart, and his clear brows were stained with murderous intent, "Thief, I want your life!
He drew his sword and rushed forward.
(End of this chapter)
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