The strongest physiognomy
Chapter 1046 : Chapter 388 Kill you with a gun
If it wasn't for Caiqin's serious expression, Lu Junbao couldn't help but burst out laughing!
It's okay to treat this story as a story, but if it is true, it would be ridiculous. In fact, Lu Junbao really took Caiqin's words as a story, even though Caiqin is very serious.
Caiqin bit her lip and stared at Lu Junbao without saying a word, but she was obviously angry!
Lu Junbao immediately softened, and quickly raised his hand and said: "Okay, Caiqin, I surrender, you want me to practice this boxing book, right? Okay, I will practice and I will practice, I can practice as I want! "
This kind of nonsense book, I just practice it by myself, as long as Caiqin doesn't get angry, I guess she won't get angry if she can't practice the chaotic vitality, this can't be forced. [
Only then did Caiqin turn her anger into joy, but she still stared and said: "This is my father's relic, even if it is fake, you should do it to be worthy of him!"
Lu Junbao nodded and said: "Yes, the deceased is the greatest, and besides, he is my father-in-law. He gave me such a beautiful daughter as you for nothing, and it is only right to do something for his old man!"
At the end, looking at Caiqin, he added: "Caiqin, you look so pretty when you're angry!"
"Crazy you!"
Caiqin said angrily, then took out the wax balls in the box, squeezed them lightly and it broke, inside was a white pearl-like thing not much bigger than a soybean, and when squeezed out, there was a strong smell When the scent comes out, you will feel refreshed when you smell the nose.
Lu Junbao suddenly felt that no matter whether this thing is really effective or not, the fragrance smells really good!
Caiqin handed the pearl-like thing to Lu Junbao, and said with a half-smile, "Junbao, take this pill!"
Seeing Caiqin's crystal clear eyes and sweet and invincible smile, Lu Junbao felt warm in his heart, and shook her tender little hand, then took the pill, threw it into his mouth without hesitation, and Swallowed it with foam at the mouth.
"Caiqin, alright, I'll practice my father-in-law's chaotic vitality, and then earn a lot of money..."
Having said that, Lu Junbao was thinking in his heart, for the time being, he will fight black fists first, and then see if he can find other opportunities, as long as he can make money, Caiqin can't suffer anymore.
What is the role of celery?Naturally, he knew what Lu Junbao was thinking in his heart, but his face was full of innocence, he backed away a little, then sat down, and looked at Lu Junbao with his fragrant cheeks.
Originally, he wanted to talk to Caiqin again, but as soon as Lu Junbao swallowed the pill, he suddenly felt like his stomach was on fire. Qin must be worried.
Maybe the medicine given by Caiqin has expired?God knows how many years his father-in-law has kept it. I heard Caiqin say it before, but it took her father decades to collect and refine it. Based on that sentence, this pill is not a pill. One day or two days.
And the things that are sold now, but for food and drink, I am afraid that the shelf life is not more than one year, right?
Forget it, at most it's just La Paoxi getting through it, seeing Caiqin's expression full of expectation, Lu Junbao really didn't want to let her down.
But my stomach felt like it was on fire, but it wasn’t a stomach ache. Then the fire seemed to be alive, running through my body. First it went through my stomach, then ran to my feet, and finally ran away again. into the head.
This made Lu Junbao surprised and inexplicable, until the fire-like aura rushed into his head, he stopped. It is related to the pill that Qin gave him.
Could it be that the pill really has the effect of "magic quick success"?
No matter how I think about it, I feel that this is a bit unbelievable and unimaginable. [
"Jun Bao, how are you? Do you feel a fire-like breath in your body?"
Seeing Lu Junbao's surprised and suspicious expression, Caiqin said again: "Don't be surprised, don't be surprised, it's the initial stage of chaotic vitality, if you have this phenomenon, it means that you already have chaotic vitality, um, look again In the palm of your left hand..."
"Palm?"
Lu Junbao became more and more strange, stretched out his left hand, and opened his palm upwards in front of Caiqin. It was strange that there was a black spot the size of a soybean in the center of the palm of his left hand, like a mole .
But Lu Junbao knew very well that he didn't have a mole on his hand, although he lost his memory, the feeling of this physical characteristic was very clear, he pondered for a while, and then asked: "Caiqin, why did a mole appear? "
Caiqin nodded and said: "That's right, my dad said back then that the primordial energy of chaos contains the most evil aura in the world, and after being absorbed by the Chaos Beast, it becomes the seed of doom. Sometimes, if you want to knock the opponent down, you just need to make a fist with your left hand, and then think about what kind of bad luck your opponent will suffer, and finally stretch your palm towards this person, and then he will suffer the bad luck you imagined. Already!"
"Ha ha……"
This time, Lu Junbao really couldn't help laughing out loud, isn't this whimsical?If this is true, then it is really a dream, right?
Caiqin said lightly: "Jun Bao, don't laugh, I don't know if it's true, but my father told me so when he was alive, why don't you try it on the street?"
"Okay!"
Lu Junbao didn't hesitate, since it was Caiqin who asked him to practice these things, even if he knew it was a joke, he should cooperate with her in entertainment and make her happy.
"and many more……"
Caiqin stretched out her hand to hold him again, pointed in the direction of the balcony and said, "Junbao, you don't need to go out on the street, just stay on our balcony. If you want to kill or maim people on the street, that's fine." It's too ostentatious, we live on the fifth floor, so high and so far away, even if you do something wrong, no one will know from such a distance!"
These words were reasonable, but Lu Junbao sounded a little weird. How could such a beautiful person like Caiqin blurt out the cruel words of "killing and maiming people"?
The balcony is not wide, with a length of more than two meters and a width of less than one meter, which is not enough for drying clothes and back sheets.
Caiqin dragged Lu Junbao to the balcony. There was no clothes to dry on the balcony. Standing here, she could clearly see the street downstairs.
This is not the main road, it is a bit of an old street, there are no motor vehicles in the street, because the street is narrow, only bicycles, motorcycles, tricycles and motorcycles, but there are many pedestrians.
Lu Junbao looked at the passing pedestrians and vehicles below, and then at Caiqin who had a very serious expression, couldn't help but smiled again, squeezed the palm of his left hand into a fist, and then looked down at the building.
Even though he believed that this was just a joke, Lu Junbao didn't intend to mutilate people to death. There were men, women and children walking around in the street downstairs. It's impossible to joke about things, but I don't want to try honest people.
"Well, that young man in the red jacket is nice, let him wrestle!"
After watching for a long while, Lu Junbao finally saw a well-dressed woman who walked with eyes swaying from side to side, staring at women passing by. He could tell at a glance that he was a hooligan. Such a person, he didn't need to be persuaded by Caiqin, he wanted to punish him. .
"It's just a fall, isn't it too light?" Caiqin frowned slightly, and said lightly. [
Lu Junbao smiled and opened his left palm to the young man, and he didn't need to mutter in his head, he just said it out of his mouth: "Fuck you and eat shit, kid!"
He was going to look at Caiqin's useless expression again, knowing that it was just a fantasy joke, so after Lu Junbao finished making gestures, he didn't look at the person downstairs at all, but stared at Caiqin with a smile on his face, See what her face looks like when she sees nothing works.
But at this moment, Lu Junbao suddenly heard a cry of "Ouch" coming from downstairs, he was startled, and immediately looked downstairs again, but after seeing it, he couldn't help being stunned!
Downstairs on the street, it happened that the young man he was joking with was lying on the ground, covering his mouth and whimpering in pain!
Seeing that blood leaked from his fingers covering his mouth, he was obviously injured, but Lu Junbao didn't see how he was injured and fell to the ground, but in such a short period of time, there were no vehicles facing him. , how did he get injured and fell to the ground?
Lu Junbao was stunned for a while, until he saw the man got up, took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped the blood on his mouth, while muttering and cursing: "Damn, what kind of bird road is this? Let me fall so hard One fall!"
From what he said, it seems that he himself fell, if someone else happened to him, how could he let the person who met him go?
After Lu Junbao was stunned for a while, he suddenly remembered what he had just done, could it be...
Thinking of this, Lu Junbao suddenly raised his head and looked at Caiqin.
Caiqin spread her hands, and said calmly: "My dad told me that bad luck seeds will bring bad luck to people. I told you how to use them, but I don't know if they really have that effect! "
Lu Junbao was in doubt for a moment, thought for a while, if he wanted to prove it, he had to try a few more times, and only by proving it face to face, with his own eyes, could he be sure whether it was true or not!
Hesitating, Lu Junbao clenched his left hand into a fist again, and then turned to the man. This time, he stopped uttering the curse, but said in his heart: Let a bird shit on this man's head!
Because people have coincidences, but animals are basically uncontrollable, especially birds. In cities, birds are far away from humans. Like this street, if you usually want to see a bird, then It is extremely difficult, and there are no birds to stop at these places.
Since there are no birds, where does bird droppings come from?
Lu Junbao thought, the more impossible the situation happens, the more it can be proved.
With this in mind, he suddenly opened his left hand towards the man downstairs.
I don't know what's going on, it's basically impossible for birds to fly in this kind of streets and alleys, but it's just such a coincidence, as soon as Lu Junbao thought about it, a pigeon really flew over the man's head It came to a stop on the electric wire, and by coincidence, the tail was raised, and a few drops of bird droppings were pulled.
The man below threw away the paper towel that wiped the blood from his mouth, and was about to leave cursingly, when suddenly he felt a chill on the top of his head, as if two drops of rainwater had dropped, he immediately reached out to touch it, then looked up, wondering if It is going to rain?
But when I look up, the sun is rising in the east, and the red light hits my face. How can there be rain?
Holding it in front of my hand, I saw a stench coming to my nose. It was white and sparse, it turned out to be bird droppings!
The man couldn't help being furious, and hurriedly wiped the bird droppings on the wall next to him, wiped it on his head several times, looked up at the bird on the wire and shouted: "I will shoot you to death with a shotgun! "
It's okay to treat this story as a story, but if it is true, it would be ridiculous. In fact, Lu Junbao really took Caiqin's words as a story, even though Caiqin is very serious.
Caiqin bit her lip and stared at Lu Junbao without saying a word, but she was obviously angry!
Lu Junbao immediately softened, and quickly raised his hand and said: "Okay, Caiqin, I surrender, you want me to practice this boxing book, right? Okay, I will practice and I will practice, I can practice as I want! "
This kind of nonsense book, I just practice it by myself, as long as Caiqin doesn't get angry, I guess she won't get angry if she can't practice the chaotic vitality, this can't be forced. [
Only then did Caiqin turn her anger into joy, but she still stared and said: "This is my father's relic, even if it is fake, you should do it to be worthy of him!"
Lu Junbao nodded and said: "Yes, the deceased is the greatest, and besides, he is my father-in-law. He gave me such a beautiful daughter as you for nothing, and it is only right to do something for his old man!"
At the end, looking at Caiqin, he added: "Caiqin, you look so pretty when you're angry!"
"Crazy you!"
Caiqin said angrily, then took out the wax balls in the box, squeezed them lightly and it broke, inside was a white pearl-like thing not much bigger than a soybean, and when squeezed out, there was a strong smell When the scent comes out, you will feel refreshed when you smell the nose.
Lu Junbao suddenly felt that no matter whether this thing is really effective or not, the fragrance smells really good!
Caiqin handed the pearl-like thing to Lu Junbao, and said with a half-smile, "Junbao, take this pill!"
Seeing Caiqin's crystal clear eyes and sweet and invincible smile, Lu Junbao felt warm in his heart, and shook her tender little hand, then took the pill, threw it into his mouth without hesitation, and Swallowed it with foam at the mouth.
"Caiqin, alright, I'll practice my father-in-law's chaotic vitality, and then earn a lot of money..."
Having said that, Lu Junbao was thinking in his heart, for the time being, he will fight black fists first, and then see if he can find other opportunities, as long as he can make money, Caiqin can't suffer anymore.
What is the role of celery?Naturally, he knew what Lu Junbao was thinking in his heart, but his face was full of innocence, he backed away a little, then sat down, and looked at Lu Junbao with his fragrant cheeks.
Originally, he wanted to talk to Caiqin again, but as soon as Lu Junbao swallowed the pill, he suddenly felt like his stomach was on fire. Qin must be worried.
Maybe the medicine given by Caiqin has expired?God knows how many years his father-in-law has kept it. I heard Caiqin say it before, but it took her father decades to collect and refine it. Based on that sentence, this pill is not a pill. One day or two days.
And the things that are sold now, but for food and drink, I am afraid that the shelf life is not more than one year, right?
Forget it, at most it's just La Paoxi getting through it, seeing Caiqin's expression full of expectation, Lu Junbao really didn't want to let her down.
But my stomach felt like it was on fire, but it wasn’t a stomach ache. Then the fire seemed to be alive, running through my body. First it went through my stomach, then ran to my feet, and finally ran away again. into the head.
This made Lu Junbao surprised and inexplicable, until the fire-like aura rushed into his head, he stopped. It is related to the pill that Qin gave him.
Could it be that the pill really has the effect of "magic quick success"?
No matter how I think about it, I feel that this is a bit unbelievable and unimaginable. [
"Jun Bao, how are you? Do you feel a fire-like breath in your body?"
Seeing Lu Junbao's surprised and suspicious expression, Caiqin said again: "Don't be surprised, don't be surprised, it's the initial stage of chaotic vitality, if you have this phenomenon, it means that you already have chaotic vitality, um, look again In the palm of your left hand..."
"Palm?"
Lu Junbao became more and more strange, stretched out his left hand, and opened his palm upwards in front of Caiqin. It was strange that there was a black spot the size of a soybean in the center of the palm of his left hand, like a mole .
But Lu Junbao knew very well that he didn't have a mole on his hand, although he lost his memory, the feeling of this physical characteristic was very clear, he pondered for a while, and then asked: "Caiqin, why did a mole appear? "
Caiqin nodded and said: "That's right, my dad said back then that the primordial energy of chaos contains the most evil aura in the world, and after being absorbed by the Chaos Beast, it becomes the seed of doom. Sometimes, if you want to knock the opponent down, you just need to make a fist with your left hand, and then think about what kind of bad luck your opponent will suffer, and finally stretch your palm towards this person, and then he will suffer the bad luck you imagined. Already!"
"Ha ha……"
This time, Lu Junbao really couldn't help laughing out loud, isn't this whimsical?If this is true, then it is really a dream, right?
Caiqin said lightly: "Jun Bao, don't laugh, I don't know if it's true, but my father told me so when he was alive, why don't you try it on the street?"
"Okay!"
Lu Junbao didn't hesitate, since it was Caiqin who asked him to practice these things, even if he knew it was a joke, he should cooperate with her in entertainment and make her happy.
"and many more……"
Caiqin stretched out her hand to hold him again, pointed in the direction of the balcony and said, "Junbao, you don't need to go out on the street, just stay on our balcony. If you want to kill or maim people on the street, that's fine." It's too ostentatious, we live on the fifth floor, so high and so far away, even if you do something wrong, no one will know from such a distance!"
These words were reasonable, but Lu Junbao sounded a little weird. How could such a beautiful person like Caiqin blurt out the cruel words of "killing and maiming people"?
The balcony is not wide, with a length of more than two meters and a width of less than one meter, which is not enough for drying clothes and back sheets.
Caiqin dragged Lu Junbao to the balcony. There was no clothes to dry on the balcony. Standing here, she could clearly see the street downstairs.
This is not the main road, it is a bit of an old street, there are no motor vehicles in the street, because the street is narrow, only bicycles, motorcycles, tricycles and motorcycles, but there are many pedestrians.
Lu Junbao looked at the passing pedestrians and vehicles below, and then at Caiqin who had a very serious expression, couldn't help but smiled again, squeezed the palm of his left hand into a fist, and then looked down at the building.
Even though he believed that this was just a joke, Lu Junbao didn't intend to mutilate people to death. There were men, women and children walking around in the street downstairs. It's impossible to joke about things, but I don't want to try honest people.
"Well, that young man in the red jacket is nice, let him wrestle!"
After watching for a long while, Lu Junbao finally saw a well-dressed woman who walked with eyes swaying from side to side, staring at women passing by. He could tell at a glance that he was a hooligan. Such a person, he didn't need to be persuaded by Caiqin, he wanted to punish him. .
"It's just a fall, isn't it too light?" Caiqin frowned slightly, and said lightly. [
Lu Junbao smiled and opened his left palm to the young man, and he didn't need to mutter in his head, he just said it out of his mouth: "Fuck you and eat shit, kid!"
He was going to look at Caiqin's useless expression again, knowing that it was just a fantasy joke, so after Lu Junbao finished making gestures, he didn't look at the person downstairs at all, but stared at Caiqin with a smile on his face, See what her face looks like when she sees nothing works.
But at this moment, Lu Junbao suddenly heard a cry of "Ouch" coming from downstairs, he was startled, and immediately looked downstairs again, but after seeing it, he couldn't help being stunned!
Downstairs on the street, it happened that the young man he was joking with was lying on the ground, covering his mouth and whimpering in pain!
Seeing that blood leaked from his fingers covering his mouth, he was obviously injured, but Lu Junbao didn't see how he was injured and fell to the ground, but in such a short period of time, there were no vehicles facing him. , how did he get injured and fell to the ground?
Lu Junbao was stunned for a while, until he saw the man got up, took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped the blood on his mouth, while muttering and cursing: "Damn, what kind of bird road is this? Let me fall so hard One fall!"
From what he said, it seems that he himself fell, if someone else happened to him, how could he let the person who met him go?
After Lu Junbao was stunned for a while, he suddenly remembered what he had just done, could it be...
Thinking of this, Lu Junbao suddenly raised his head and looked at Caiqin.
Caiqin spread her hands, and said calmly: "My dad told me that bad luck seeds will bring bad luck to people. I told you how to use them, but I don't know if they really have that effect! "
Lu Junbao was in doubt for a moment, thought for a while, if he wanted to prove it, he had to try a few more times, and only by proving it face to face, with his own eyes, could he be sure whether it was true or not!
Hesitating, Lu Junbao clenched his left hand into a fist again, and then turned to the man. This time, he stopped uttering the curse, but said in his heart: Let a bird shit on this man's head!
Because people have coincidences, but animals are basically uncontrollable, especially birds. In cities, birds are far away from humans. Like this street, if you usually want to see a bird, then It is extremely difficult, and there are no birds to stop at these places.
Since there are no birds, where does bird droppings come from?
Lu Junbao thought, the more impossible the situation happens, the more it can be proved.
With this in mind, he suddenly opened his left hand towards the man downstairs.
I don't know what's going on, it's basically impossible for birds to fly in this kind of streets and alleys, but it's just such a coincidence, as soon as Lu Junbao thought about it, a pigeon really flew over the man's head It came to a stop on the electric wire, and by coincidence, the tail was raised, and a few drops of bird droppings were pulled.
The man below threw away the paper towel that wiped the blood from his mouth, and was about to leave cursingly, when suddenly he felt a chill on the top of his head, as if two drops of rainwater had dropped, he immediately reached out to touch it, then looked up, wondering if It is going to rain?
But when I look up, the sun is rising in the east, and the red light hits my face. How can there be rain?
Holding it in front of my hand, I saw a stench coming to my nose. It was white and sparse, it turned out to be bird droppings!
The man couldn't help being furious, and hurriedly wiped the bird droppings on the wall next to him, wiped it on his head several times, looked up at the bird on the wire and shouted: "I will shoot you to death with a shotgun! "
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