Changing one word at the beginning will make you crazy.
Chapter 8 You cheated
Chapter 8 You cheated
Xu Chuyi actually took out a few crabs, but they were all so small that it felt like he could swallow one in one bite.
Put them in plastic bags, Xu Chuyi had already picked up a dozen of them without knowing it.
This land is really nice.
Sangzi was still shining on the dead grass in front of the sun, but after so long, he still found nothing.
He was unsure at first, so when he saw Xu Chuyi coming over, he quickly asked: "Chuyi, are you sure this can really make a fire?"
Xu Chuyi said nothing, but looked at the "water balloon" carefully.
According to the common sense of the original owner's memory, it should be almost the same.
Sure enough, as soon as Xu Chuyi's idea came to fruition, a burst of black smoke suddenly rose from the dead grass that had been motionless.
Sangzi:!
Audience: Shall I go?
The black smoke dissipated, and a small fire burned in the dead grass.
really have!
Xu Chuyi himself was also shocked. The original owner really had something.
【...It's actually true...】
[I looked at my graduate diploma and was lost in thought, why didn’t I know this! 】
[Who said just now that you have to kowtow and eat shit? Hurry up and don’t be that person who breaks your word. 】
When the fire lit up, Xu Chuyi quickly took out the branches he picked up, strung up small crabs one after another, and put them on the fire.
The flames burned quickly, and the crabs turned golden under the hot barbecue.
almost.
Xu Chuyi lifted up a bunch of crabs and looked at them, then pulled off the top small crab and handed it to Sang Zi, "Try it, it shouldn't taste bad."
Sangzi took it hesitantly, but didn't say anything for a long time.
He really wanted to tell Xu Chuyi that there was no need to go through so much trouble. The director would definitely prepare food for them behind the camera in the evening.
When Xu Chuyi saw that he didn't want to eat, she didn't say anything. Instead, she picked up a crab, broke off the shell, put it in her mouth and chewed it.
In fact, she knew what Sangzi was thinking.
She has participated in countless variety shows, so she naturally knows that variety shows have scripts, and the director cannot really let them starve and sleep outdoors.
But... the audience doesn't think so.
These popular artists participate in variety shows not only for the remuneration of earning a few W that day, but also to earn more fans and favor, and to improve their celebrity status.
Therefore, variety show performance is the most important.
[Oh my god, what’s going on with that Sangzi? They’ve prepared it for him, but he still dislikes it! 】
[Haha, Xu Chuyi is still a girl. She picks out crabs whenever she wants and eats them whenever she wants. Why is he, a grown man, so pretentious? 】
"Let's go back and exchange things with them." Xu Chuyi picked up two skewers of grilled crabs and walked towards the supply camp.
Outside the supply camp, Su Ya and Bai Xue have set up their tents.
Xu Jiaojiao and Bo Jian stood there worried.
Xu Chuyi came over with two bunches of golden crabs, attracting almost everyone's attention.
Xu Jiaojiao stared at the golden crabs in disbelief. She understood that Xu Chuyi could catch crabs. After all, that country bumpkin grew up in the countryside, but where did they get the fire from?
Wait!
Xu Jiaojiao suddenly realized.
Xu Chuyi must have cheated because she didn't change her clothes!
Thinking like this, Xu Jiaojiao quickly took a few steps to stand in front of Xu Chuyi.
"stop!"
Xu Chuyi subconsciously took back the crab and looked at Xu Jiaojiao coldly, "Is something wrong?"
"Where did you get the crabs?" Xu Jiaojiao asked sharply.
"Caught." Xu Chuyi said calmly. Upon hearing what she said, Xu Jiaojiao sneered triumphantly as if he had caught her pigtails: "You cheated!"
Xu Chuyi frowned.
There was too much movement here. Su Ya and Bai Xue had walked in front of her at some point, but they didn't speak and just watched silently.
Apparently, they also suspected her of cheating.
Sang Zi naturally noticed their expressions and hurriedly explained: "No, it's..."
"Sister," Xu Chuyi interrupted Sang Zi and stared at Xu Jiaojiao with stern eyes, "You said I cheated, where is the evidence?"
"Evidence?" Xu Jiaojiao seemed to have heard some big joke, "What evidence does this need? The crab in your hand is the evidence!"
"This?" Xu Chuyi shook two skewers of crabs, "I caught the crabs myself and made the fire myself. What's the problem?"
Xu Jiaojiao snorted disdainfully: "How do you make a fire in this wilderness? Are you really using wood to drill?"
Xu Chuyi glanced at her and said seriously: "No, I use a plastic bag."
ha?
Xu Jiaojiao's eyes widened in disbelief, and he pointed his index finger at himself with an unhappy look on his face, "Xu Chuyi, do you think I'm a fool?"
[Help, she really seems like a fool. 】
[Don’t say that, if Xu Chuyi hadn’t really started the fire, I wouldn’t believe that plastic bags could actually start a fire. 】
[The two sisters are a complete contrast. I am not saying that if the rumors about the real and fake daughters are true, then Xu Chuyi should be the real daughter. It feels like her behavior and everything are more like a daughter who was raised rich. 】
[I don’t think any real daughter would do such unorthodox methods. I think Xu Chuyi is more like a fake daughter who was driven to the countryside. 】
"If you don't understand, learn the knowledge carefully. Don't just yell at the top of your lungs." Xu Chuyi tilted his head and raised an innocent smile, "This will only expose your ignorance."
"you!"
Xu Jiaojiao was furious, frowned, and was about to cry.
But Xu Chuyi would not give her a chance to gain sympathy.
Quickly flipping through the script, she saw this paragraph——
(Xu Jiaojiao is angry, but she knows not to get angry. She is a quality person and she must not argue with Xu Chuyi.
But crying was too vulgar, she had to do something more shocking.
Looking down, she saw a chubby insect on the ground. Wait, if she remembers correctly, her mother told her that Xu Chuyi was most afraid of this!
So, Xu Jiaojiao shook himself, and when he fell to the ground, he waved his hand upwards, trying to throw it on Xu Chuyi. )
After watching the plot, Xu Chuyi was a little speechless. She really didn't expect that Xu Jiaojiao actually wanted to scare her with insects and force her to lose her temper.
emmm, it seems that the author who wrote this script has a really average IQ.
With a stroke of her pen, she changed a word.
Xu Jiaojiao said "Ouch", pretending to have sprained feet, and sat down on the ground.
She endured the pain and pulled her hand on the ground, trying to throw the insect on Xu Chuyi.
However, as soon as she stretched out her hand, she suddenly smelled a foul smell.
She touched something, soft, warm, and had an indescribable touch.
"what!"
"Oh my God, that's disgusting!"
The voices of Su Ya and Bai Xue exploded in her ears, causing her eardrums to hurt. Sang Zi and Xu Chuyi in front of her also took several steps back.
She clearly saw the look of disgust on Sang Zi's face.
What...what happened?
Xu Jiaojiao was about to ask something, but a suffocating stench suddenly hit him.
She subconsciously wanted to cover her nose with her hands, but the closer her hands came, the stronger the smell became.
It wasn't until she stretched it out in front of her that she saw some unknown objects on her originally white palm.
And that stinky smell comes from here!
Xu Jiaojiao: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Xu Chuyi: You give me worms, and I give you shit. This is fair.
(End of this chapter)
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