Counterattack by cannon fodder who reads minds! Eighty-year-old eat melon and become a group favorit

Xie Yaozhou didn't feel the embarrassment of being exposed at all, and took the time to look at Jiang Yicha.

"Speak." Jiang Yicha raised his fist, shook it in front of Xie Yaozhou, and bared his teeth, "Or I'll beat you up!"

Xie Yaozhou spread his hands, "Okay, they are indeed looking for me."

"It's really you!"

Jiang Yicha bit his lip, with a look of shame and anger on his face, "You actually let others kiss you behind my back!"

Xie Yaozhou's eyebrows relaxed: Is this off topic?

"Obviously we are best friends, but you want to hide everything from me!" Jiang Yicha, with tears in his eyes, stepped on Xie Yaozhou's shoes viciously, "You bastard!"

Xie Yaozhou grabbed Jiang Yicha and asked her to calm down, "There is a reason why I hid this from you."

"Ugh..." Jiang Yicha choked twice, with tears in his eyes, "Then you say it! You say it!"

"...Stop crying."

Xie Yaozhou took a deep breath. He rarely saw her cry, and it was the first time he saw her in such an intense mood. However, she was much more lively than before.

"I'll tell you when I get home." Xie Yaozhou wiped away Jiang Yicha's tears, "Buy flowers first, okay?"

"You're not trying to come up with an excuse to lie to me while you're buying flowers, are you?"

Jiang Yicha's tears flowed down like he couldn't wipe them away.

Xie Yaozhou: "...No."

Be smart.

She guessed it right again.

Jiang Yicha wiped his sore eyes, "Then you swear."

"I swear."

"Send it!"

"..."

"You lied to me again!" Jiang Yicha stepped on him again, turned around and ran away, "Liar!"

Xie Yaozhou held back the pain in his feet and chased after Jiang Yicha, "You stop first."

"I won't stand!"

"..."

"Jiang, one, tea."

"It's no use calling me by my name! You can't beat me anyway!" Jiang Yicha turned his head and rolled his eyes crazily.

As soon as he turned his head, he was grabbed by his collar.

Jiang Yicha shrank his neck and looked at the dark-faced Xie Yaozhou softly: "You can't hit me."

Xie Yaozhou stared at Jiang Yicha, and after a moment, he turned her around and said, "Buy flowers."

Xie Yaozhou took Jiang Yicha to visit five stalls, but he didn't buy a single one.

"You don't even like it?" Xie Yaozhou asked.

Jiang Yicha crossed his arms across his chest, tilted his neck and looked away from Xie Yaozhou, and said angrily: "I don't like it!"

Seeing Jiang Yicha's attitude, Xie Yaozhou knew that she was still angry, so he simply took her away to the flower and bird market, "I will arrange for someone to deliver a few pots of flowers, and we will go home."

"...You are so rich and arrogant." Jiang Yicha was unhappy, and stretched out his hand to confront Xie Yaozhou, "What are you doing behind my back?"

Xie Yaozhou kept silent and just dragged Jiang Yicha away.

Before leaving the flower and bird market, Wen Tingchen and three others blocked the way.

"Is something wrong?" Xie Yaozhou looked coldly, looking a little more impatient at the three people in front of him.

"Hello, I'm Zhao Qing. I'm Zhao from the Zhao family in Beijing. I'm from Qingshui. If you need anything in the future, just ask and I'll be on call." Zhao Qing started talking with a small face, as if he was here to apply for a job.

Xie Yaozhou glanced at Zhao Qing and dragged Jiang Yicha out.

Su Mo rushed forward and stopped Xie Yaozhou, "Hey, do you know how to be polite? Zhao Qing is talking to you!"

Xie Yaozhou didn't want to talk, so he walked around Su Mo and walked forward.

Su Mo's eyes widened and he chased after him again, "Hey, didn't you hear what I was talking to you?"

"You are very noisy." Xie Yaozhou finally spoke, his eyes falling on Su Mo, "Get out of the way."

"Hey, you-" Su Mo stamped his feet angrily. "What are you doing!" Jiang Yicha punched Xie Yaozhou, "I came here just for you, and you haven't said anything yet, why are you pretending like this!"

Xie Yaozhou coughed and looked at Su Mo: "What's the matter?"

Su Mo's eyes wandered around Xie Yaozhou and Jiang Yicha, then he suddenly patted his head and realized, "Listen to her!"

Xie Yaozhou: "..."

……

Returning from the flower and bird market, Jiang Yicha rummaged through the courtyard and finally found a hemp rope.

"What do you want to do?"

Xie Yaozhou tapped the homework book on the table and spoke.

Jiang Yicha held the hemp rope and approached step by step, "Of course it will be torture to extract a confession."

"What do you want to ask?" Xie Yaozhou leaned on his chair, "I will tell you what I can tell you."

"Why are those people looking for you? Why do they want to... kiss you?"

Xie Yaozhou almost choked on his saliva, "Those brats are all thrown out by the big family, you can understand them as playmates."

"As for the reason, little Shayun, if your ability awakens, won't mine also?"

Xie Yaozhou pinched Jiang Yicha's fierce little face and said, "Because he is strong, some people will be afraid of him and try to please him."

After Jiang Yicha digested the news, he said, "So, you use your special ability to become king and dominate, and you let me fight with little monsters all day long?!"

"Xie Yaozhou! You bastard!"

"..."

Xie Yaozhou was silent.

The news of his awakening could not be hidden at all. He seemed to have a mental illness hundreds of years ago, and he imposed a ban on several big families. After he awakened, he had to be driven by him.

Xie Yaozhou looked at the angry Jiang Yicha, his scalp numb, "How do you want me to change?"

"I also want to be the king and dominate!"

"...You go to school first."

"I don't want it! I want to be the king!"

"The next world."

"I don't - what did you say? What do you mean the next world?"

"You try to operate the technique and understand." Xie Yaozhou was a little lazy and tapped his finger on the table. "You now have the ability to refine Qi and become a god. If you work harder, you will most likely understand it after you break through."

Jiang Yicha stared, "You can't tell me directly?"

【Pretend to be a ghost! Pretending to be mysterious! 】

Xie Yaozhou: "..."

How can anyone put food in her mouth and help her digest it?

"Okay, in the realm of three thousand mustard seeds, one flower, one leaf, and one bodhi, everything seems real and illusory, everything is ethereal. The destiny path has a path, and the path is three thousand."

Jiang Yicha's eyelashes trembled, "That...I don't understand."

Xie Yaozhou's forehead twitched, and he didn't know what he thought of. His eyes were like dead water, "Jiang Yicha, if someone asks you to kill me, what will you do?"

"I stabbed that person to death with my backhand?" Jiang Yicha put his small hand on Xie Yaozhou's forehead, "Why are you talking nonsense all the time?"

Xie Yaozhou pulled down Jiang Yicha's hand and said in a more serious tone, "What would you do if your mission was to kill me?"

Jiang Yicha pursed his lips, "I think there's something wrong with this assumption. If my mission is to kill you, then we shouldn't be best friends."

"If we didn't know I needed to kill you, we would still be best friends. Then the creator of this mission is a pervert! I certainly wouldn't kill you."

"If I knew I needed to kill you, I wouldn't be friends with you, because it's abominable to kill someone and kill your heart. It's a joke and it's a very bad behavior."

"If you knew I needed to kill you, you shouldn't be friends with me; if you became friends with me just to make me wonder whether I should kill you, you are too vicious. I should not just kill you , and I will cut you into pieces."

Xie Yaozhou: "..."

How could her brain work so well sometimes and not so well the next?

To put it bluntly, it seems that he is quite bad.

Tsk, it’s been hundreds of years, and my nature hasn’t changed.