Chapter 5 Pig-like teammates
  Su An's head tightened. This was the first time I heard that the bandits had a saying that was passed down from generation to generation, but it was so perfect.

"Bah, I became a bandit because I didn't want you to become a bandit. I originally thought you would change your mind."

"I didn't expect that you, a rebellious son, would still be carrying a knife every day, doing evil in this place, causing harm to the whole country, and doing evil. How could I give birth to a son like you?"

The more Tianba heard, the more something was wrong. When did his father change his ways? It was his lifelong wish to make the village bigger and stronger. Why did he go to the underground ghost town and change his gender?

Tianba hesitated for a while and decided to try the father who had been invited by God. He swung the long knife and the tip of the knife just touched the ground.

The sun's rays reflected on the blade, and the villagers on the opposite side and Su An felt the chill. The second master shouted loudly:

"Hey, I don't believe it. You are the old man who died in my family. Have you seen this knife?"

"I'm asking you now, what is my name and what is my grandfather's name? If you can't answer, I will use this knife to chop your head directly."

Not all ancient people were stupid, and Su An didn't expect that he would meet someone with brains. Fortunately, I have watched a lot of TV dramas in the past. If I encounter this situation, I can just change the person and continue to cheat.

When it comes to pretending to be a ghost, half-belief or half-doubt is the best way to fool someone. Neither complete belief nor complete disbelief can lead to half-assedness.

His head was originally tilted to the left shoulder, but his body twitched again and his whole body trembled, and his head tilted to the right again.

Su An used the Qing Emperor Divine Book to make his voice sharp and thin, and said in a hoarse voice:
  "Son, how could you treat an immortal like this? If he hadn't interceded, we would still be suffering in hell."

Although it wasn't his mother's voice, Tianba was also shocked by this scene. A man, no matter what, couldn't have a woman's voice.

Realizing that they might really be his parents, Tianba was stunned, jumped off his horse, and asked again: "Are you really my mother? But why is your voice so different?"

It seems that Su An is a filial son. Su An has a modern mentality and is used to seeing conflicts of interest. He doesn't recognize his relatives. Naturally, I don’t understand how much people in ancient times valued loyalty, filial piety, benevolence, righteousness, and trustworthiness.

"Hey, my son, these are all sins committed during his lifetime. Every day, my mother has to have hot oil poured down her throat. The pain is unspeakable."

"You, just listen to your father and mother's advice and stop being bandits. In addition, you have to ask Immortal Su to put in a good word for your father and mother to avoid the pain of hell."

When Tianba heard this, his heart ached like a knife. He didn't expect his parents to suffer in hell. As a son of man, he really shouldn't be so unfilial.

The long knife in his hand fell to the ground instantly. He knelt on the ground and cried bitterly.

Then he cursed himself for being unfilial, not knowing what his parents were suffering, not being worthy of being a son of man, and other words.

Seeing his crying expression, Su An couldn't bear it. This kind of psychological torture was much more cruel than physical torture.

Looking at the situation at hand, it was almost under control. Su An didn't want to continue the trick of fooling others, so he chose to end it.

"Son, the ghost is here, and my mother is leaving. Remember, don't be a bandit anymore, don't do anything harmful to nature. Remember to ask Su Xianren for help, let him resolve our sins over the years, and reincarnate as soon as possible."

"Mother, mother." A filial son cried out sincerely, crying bitterly. Su An could see the despair of being powerless in him.

I have to say that the second head of Kuangfeng Village actually believed it.

Following another bout of convulsions, Su An screamed in pain and then came to completely.

First, he stretched his arms, legs, and neck, then stretched his body, showing that he felt uncomfortable in front of everyone, and then turned around and asked the villagers:

"By the way, what did his parents just say to him? Why is he kneeling on the ground, looking like he has no energy and is heartbroken?"

These villagers also believed it and knelt down on the ground with a plop, shouting the name of Su Xianren.

Their move shocked Su An. He really didn't expect it to have such a big effect.

They behaved like this, which made Su An feel embarrassed. He stood stupidly in front of the villagers, extremely embarrassed.

"Uncles and aunts, what are you doing? I am really not a Su Xianren. What I just did was just simple Taoism. You are ruining my life!" Just this move caused a sharp increase in faith. Su An's Qing Emperor Qi Luck has been upgraded to Level 3 Qing Emperor Qi Luck.

And he discovered that the Qing Emperor's Luck was somewhat special. After reaching level ten, it would rise to the Qing Emperor's Dragon Luck.

According to the rules of the Destiny Chapter, if the Azure Emperor's Luck is to be promoted to the Azure Emperor's Dragon Luck, one must gain the faith of a thousand people.

Su An has long realized that each person represents only a little bit of faith. There are about fifty households in the village, and there are almost more than 200 people.

In addition to the bandits from Kuangfeng Village, there are about twenty people. Almost everyone here thinks that they are immortals and believe in themselves.

If you look at it this way, the power of faith really needs to follow the path of a magic stick, or have great power and let all living beings worship it, in order for the Qing Emperor's luck to grow.

"As expected of the man that Wang Meiniang likes, he is really powerful."

After much talking, the villagers were persuaded to stand up. Tianba knelt directly in front of Su An and begged him to save his parents in hell from suffering.

"Wait a minute, Master Tianba, I remember you came here to borrow food. The bows and arrows of the brothers behind me made my eyes dizzy."

The second master knew the current affairs and immediately heard the clue. He asked people to put away their bows and arrows quickly. He also said that he was too blind to recognize Taishan and apologized.

Su An, of course, had to pretend to be profound at this time. He told Tianba that even if he went to hell to intercede, Tianba's own sins would still be difficult to resolve.

"Don't be a bandit. If you do too many unscrupulous things, your parents will suffer in hell. If you do more good deeds, invite a few Taoist priests to do some rituals, and they will get your reward." Fortunately, I was reincarnated early."

When Su An said these words, it was easy to grasp. There was no need to think about it or draft it.

It's just that these words can't deceive people in modern times, but in the world of the Three Kingdoms, they are very useful.

Seeing that this crisis was resolved, Su An did not expect that he would encounter a pig teammate on his side.

"Haha, Su Xianren, I am really bah bah bah, don't think that I don't know that these words of yours are all used to deceive people."

Wang Meiniang hid behind the crowd and quickly pointed to the second master, signaling the speaker not to get involved.

The man didn't care at all and said wildly: "I haven't taken the second master of Kuangfeng Village seriously yet. There is nothing to fear about him."

Su An frowned, looked back and found that the speaker was the village chief's grandson, who had just turned twenty this year.

Su An met him when he first came to Guanyang Village. The two were similar in age and they could talk quite well.

After the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, he left not long after. It was said that he was studying abroad and practicing some swordsmanship. At this moment, he was holding a sword in his hand, and his name was Song Xuan.

In the past few days, Su An came back for unknown reasons. When he talked to him, he found that Song Xuan was extremely angry and vaguely hostile.

"Su An, let's talk about it, my Song family is the leader of Guanyang Village. Whatever happens, I, the Song family, take the initiative to solve it. When will it be your turn to take the lead?"

Upon hearing this, Su An understood what he meant. It seemed that his rising reputation in the village these days had hindered him, or in other words, had shaken the status of the village chief.

Su An didn't answer, thinking that this person had become stupid because of his martial arts practice. These matters could be discussed behind closed doors and resolved internally.

Now in front of outsiders, if the lie is exposed, wouldn't this push the matter back to the original point, and all the words I just talked about will be in vain?
  Behind Song Xuan was the village chief who was walking slowly. Everyone greeted the village chief. Naturally, Su An would not be left behind and explained:
  "Village Chief, the village is in trouble. I am a young man of flesh and blood. As a member of the village, I must always contribute. I definitely have no intention of occupying the dove's nest."

This didn't sound right. At first, everyone didn't understand the reason why Song Xuan came to cause trouble. But when he said this, everyone understood.

Su An showed weakness and said: "I won't do that either. After all, it was Fourth Uncle Wu who helped me and you took me in. If my actions cause any bad effects, just give me a hint and I can Move out of the village.”

The village chief did not speak, but nodded with a kind expression, expressing his belief in him.

(End of this chapter)

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