Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 1030 Who is more beautiful, me or the emperor? I am nothing!

But when the king was filled with melancholy,
  Suddenly, a reporter from Huangmen ran to the king and said, "Long live, there are three princes-in-law coming to see you. Now go outside the door to listen to the announcement."

The king was struggling when he suddenly heard about the three princes-in-law and asked: "I only have two princes-in-law, why do I have three princes-in-law?"

The Huangmen official said: "He himself calls himself the consort of the three princesses. Now all the generals and ministers would like to invite Long live to the palace, and also ask the king not to be absent."

When the king heard this, he couldn't help being shocked.
  It seems that I can't escape after all, so I let them start the group first!

This time, it was the king who entered the Hongmen Banquet!
  The king was extremely worried, but he still looked at Tang Sanzang for help and said, "Can we let him in?"

Chu Hao received the system's task on the spot.
  [Needless to say, of course you have to eat the Hongmen Banquet. Wouldn’t it be beautiful to be served by someone who eats it? 】

[Reward: Ten pieces of acquired magic treasures, ten ginseng fruits]

The lives of a few mortals are actually worth ten pieces of acquired spiritual treasures. It's amazing.

Chu Hao coughed twice, looked at Tang Sanzang, and gave Tang Sanzang a look.

Tang Sanzang was very calm and said:
  "Your Majesty, you are a demon. If you are not smart, you will not be effective. He can know the past and the future. He can fly through the clouds and mist. If you announce that he is coming, you will not announce that he is coming. It is better to announce that he is coming and save more words."

"Besides, since there is a poor monk here, I just ask everyone to gather around quickly and see the three princes consort's face."

When the king heard what Tang Sanzang said, he felt relieved when he saw Chu Hao nodding slightly.
  The king had heard about Chu Hao's killing of General Gong Piluo, so he naturally trusted him very much.

The king played accurately, and when the court official heard it, he raised an imperceptible snicker on his lips, turned around and left, a little impatient.

Soon, there was a big banquet in the palace.
  The king took a quick look and saw that all the ministers and generals who supported the Buddha were present, every one of them was there!

Among them were two princes-in-law whom he trusted very much. After all, they were on the opposite side of the people.

However, the king was confident this time. No matter how awesome these rebellious officials and traitors were, they could not be as awesome as Chu Hao who was sleeping in the dark.

When the generals and ministers saw that the king came to this Hongmen Banquet regardless of life and death, they were secretly happy.
  They could see Tang Sanzang sitting next to the king. His ferocious figure was a bit surprising.
  But so what? There is a reincarnation of Buddha hidden inside them!

It is to quell this rebellion in Baoxiang Kingdom!

Kuimu Lang walked into the palace with high spirits. He originally thought that the palace maids Jiao'e would be confused when they saw him.

But what Kui Mulang saw was that the palace maids Jiao'e were holding some wooden portraits in their hands, and they didn't care about him at all.
  This makes Kuimulang go crazy.
  Kui Mulang grabbed the palace maid next to him and cursed:

"Look at me, what's so interesting about this mere statue..."

However, the palace maid just looked at Kui Mulang with disdain, her face full of disgust.

Kui Mulang felt that his self-esteem was greatly hit. He had already felt this cruel disregard when he was in Wave Moon Cave.
  Even on the way to Baoxiang Kingdom, I didn’t see anyone paying attention to my peerless appearance.
  This made Kui Mulang very uncomfortable, and he was about to get angry before he ignored the palace this time.

Kuimu Lang raised the stolen statue high and was about to smash it down.
  But halfway through, Kui Mulang's expression suddenly froze.
  On top of the statue is the emperor? !
  Ah this...

Ah, that’s okay then…

Kui Mulang let go of his hand in embarrassment and sent the palace maid back very politely.
  "This statue is so beautiful, I want it, thank you." The palace maid just glared at Kuimulang resentfully,
  Kuimu Lang put the statue away solemnly and put it back in his arms respectfully.
  Just by looking at the statue, Kuimulang already knew the difference.

Who is more beautiful, me or the emperor?

I am nothing!
  Even though this wood carving only conveyed Chu Hao's appearance, which might not be even one thousandth of the best, it had already convinced Kui Mulang.

If you really saw Chu Hao's true appearance, wouldn't you be ashamed to death?
  Kui Mulan suddenly became frightened.

Of course, the main reason was that when he saw this statue, he understood one thing instantly.
  This country is protected by Chu Hao.

That would be even better. Since this is the country protected by Chu Hao, leave the next thing to me!
  Everyone saw this prince-in-law acting rudely when he came in. It looked very strange, and they couldn't help but have some doubts.
  But the generals and ministers didn't care. Anyway, as long as he could be bribed, it didn't matter whether he was stupid or witty.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom asked loudly: "Consort, where does your family live? Where is your family name? When will my princess cooperate? Why did you come to recognize me today?"

Kuimulang kowtowed and said, "Long live this, I am from Bo Yuezhuang in Wanzi Mountain in the east of the city. Because I like to be secluded, I have lived in seclusion for many years and have never appeared."

The king asked: "How far is your mountain from here?"

Kui Mulang said: "It's not far, only three hundred miles."

The king said: "Three hundred miles away, how can my princess get there and match you?"

Kuimulang had already made up his excuse, and he replied in a clever and false way:
  "Long live this, I have been accustomed to bowing and riding horses since I was a child, and made a living by hunting. Thirteen years ago, I led dozens of children in my family to chase eagles and dogs. Suddenly I saw a beautiful tiger carrying a woman on its back, heading down the hillside. Walk.

It was Wei Chen who shot down the tiger with a bow and arrow, brought the woman to the village, poured hot water to wake her up, and saved her life.

But when asked where she was from, he never mentioned the word princess. If I had said long live the third princess, I would have entered the Golden Palace and asked for an official position! "

After Kui Mulang finished speaking, the entire palace became silent.

The ministers and generals all had proud smiles on their faces, as if they were already winning.
  What Kui Mulang said just now gave these rebellious generals and ministers a signal.
  This is a prince-in-law who comes to seek glory and wealth, and it just so happens that they are the ones who can be promised glory and wealth!
  At that moment, the king did not speak.

Then he saw the current prime minister of Baoxiang Kingdom stand up and proudly said to Kuimulang:

"Third Prince Consort, you came just in time!"

"Now that the Baoxiang Kingdom is about to come to an end, this king dares to order the execution of ascetics. He has committed the grave crime of slandering Buddhism!"

"Soon he will die from the mouth of a wild beast and fall into eternal hell!"

"As for you, if you want to be the king's consort, then you can only be the consort for this day."

"But if you surrender to us, we can give you endless glory and wealth!"

"how?"

As soon as the Prime Minister spoke, the atmosphere on the court instantly froze, and secretly, tensions were rising.
  Three hundred swordsmen and axemen outside the door could rush in at any time and cut the king into pieces!
  The faces of all the generals and ministers were full of arrogance and murderous intent.
  Forced into the palace on the spot!

(End of this chapter)