Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 111 Dingguang Happy Buddha is slapped in the face again

The Queen Mother was elected as the head of the female immortals for two consecutive terms. When she was the boss, the Jade Emperor was still serving tea and water beside Hongjun and did not participate in the affairs of the Three Realms.

The Queen Mother is the first of two female immortals. She is full of confidence. Even though the Western religion is arrogant, the Queen Mother is not afraid of the Western religion at all.

If you don't accept it, fight!
  The Queen Mother is much more powerful than the Jade Emperor.

This is also a super strong person who can survive from the Lich Tribulation to the present.

That’s why I’m so confident.

The Jade Emperor didn't expect the Queen Mother to be so interested in Chu Hao, and couldn't help but feel a little bit sick.

The Queen Mother watched eagerly from the side.

Chu Hao also came face to face with Dingguang Huanxi Buddha.

Although he was facing a Daluo Jinxian, Chu Hao was not afraid at all. Instead, he raised his brows and said proactively:

"Oh my, isn't this the Dingguang Happy Buddha? Are you here to thank me? That's so polite!"

One sentence made Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, who was already extremely gloomy, suddenly become furious and gnashed his teeth angrily.

"Prison God Chu Hao, have you not understood the situation?! Think carefully about what you have done!"

Chu Hao didn't care, instead he laughed.

"I remember, that was when I was the most carefree in the world. At that time, I met a demon pretending to be you."

"As the God of Law Enforcement and Prison in the Three Realms, when I encountered this kind of demon who pretended to be a public official and stole food and drink, I naturally couldn't sit idly by as a righteous person. At that time, I beat him severely! I hammered him to death!"

Chu Hao spoke very uprightly, but the more he spoke, the darker the face of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha became.

Grandma, what a hammer! This Chu Hao was so arrogant when he was called to his door. He actually dared to provoke him in person and rub salt into his wounds like crazy!
  The gods and Buddhas nearby were also eye-opening.

Speaking of arrogance, I, the God of Hell, am arrogant. I stab people in the face and rub salt into their wounds. It's absolutely amazing!
  The Queen Mother was filled with joy when she saw this. She admired Chu Hao's tough and straight character very much and couldn't help but curl up her lips.
  "Hard, straight, black and big, this is a real man!"

Don't think wrongly, hardness means hardness, straightness means straightness, blackness means blackness, and bigness means grandeur!
  Dingguang Huanxi Buddha was so angry that he gnashed his teeth.
  "Shut up! You, you, you..."

Chu Hao waved his hands and said with an upright expression:
  "I know Buddha Happy wants to thank me now for eliminating harm for the people, killing the demon pretending to be you, and protecting your reputation!"

"But I don't leave my name behind when I do good deeds. I can't help but praise. Please don't thank me again."

"Okay, don't thank me, go back!"

Chu Hao's righteous expression, coupled with Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's face turning red from anger, made even the gods and Buddhas present somewhat unexpected.

After all, Dingguang Huanxi Buddha was not good at what he said. He came to look for trouble with anger, but was defeated by Chu Hao.

The Queen Mother liked it more and more, covering her mouth and snickering.

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha was so angry that the Three Corpse Gods jumped violently, and smoke came out from their seven orifices. They pointed at Chu Hao for a long time, but couldn't explain much.

There were ten thousand things he wanted to curse in his heart, and he wanted to ask Chu Hao why he exposed the dirty things that Long-eared Dingguang Immortal had done back then in front of the gods and Buddhas of heaven and earth.

But I couldn't ask this question. Wouldn't it be even more embarrassing if I asked it?

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha gritted his teeth again and asked: "Why do you want that demon? Haven't you thought about other situations?!"

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha reminded Chu Hao in a subtle way that what he killed at that time was his own relic incarnation, so that Chu Hao knew that he was seeking revenge for a reason.

However, Chu Hao had a strange look on his face and sneered:
  "The Buddha's words are wrong. Everyone can kill monsters. Isn't it normal for me to kill a monster like that that kills all living beings in the world?" "Oh!"

Chu Hao looked like he suddenly realized something and asked doubtfully:

"Could it be that Dingguang Huanxi Buddha deliberately sent down to the lower realms to massacre people? Tell me the answer loudly in front of Tathagata Buddha and the Great Heavenly Lord?"

Chu Hao looked like he was listening.

All the gods, Bodhisattvas and Buddhas present looked towards the Dingguang Joyful Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha's eyes were even more threatening.
  Just kidding, if Dingguang Huanxi Buddha admitted that it was his own relic incarnation, that would be a big problem!
  Western religions take compassion as their missionary purpose. When people look back and let people know, I am afraid that such a big Buddha went down to the lower world to slaughter living beings. Not to mention that this Western religion will become popular in the future, I am afraid it will be directly classified as a cult!

Under the gaze of all the people, Dingguang Happy Buddha was extremely aggrieved and snorted angrily:

"Hmph, how can a poor monk be related to that kind of monster? Don't slander me!"

Chu Hao chuckled,
  "That's alright, then you're here to thank me. Come on, take out the things."

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha was stunned, with anger in his surprise,
  "What, you still want something from me?"

Chu Hao took it for granted, but instead questioned:

"Huh? Thanks! Don't you need to bring something to thank others? Is this your traditional skill of being ungrateful?"

定光
  In one sentence, it touches upon the dark history of many Western teachings.

Even Tathagata's face was pulled down.

Damn it, is this a peach gathering or a criticism gathering? !
  Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but glanced at Dingguang Happy Buddha with dissatisfaction. If he hadn't jumped out to find trouble, Western religion would not have humiliated itself like this.

Huanxi Buddha angrily said, "What the hell are you doing? I...I lost a treasure!"

"You also stole my Dinghai Divine Pearl, hand it over now!"

Chu Hao smiled faintly, "I'm kidding, that thing is for testimony in court and cannot be given to others casually. Besides, it's hard to say it's yours."

The Dingguang Joyous Buddha was furious and said angrily: "My twenty-four Dinghai Divine Pearls are accompanying magic weapons. Everyone in the world doesn't know about them. How come they have become evidence in court! Give them to me quickly!"

Chu Hao lazily said: "Then you have to submit an application to Tathagata Buddha, and then Buddha will negotiate with the Jade Emperor. I can't make the decision on this matter."

A great way to kick a ball.

"Just wait, I'll find it right away! When you cry later!" Dingguang Huanxi Buddha became angry and used his magic power, but his face was shocked.

"How can I not find it! It's not within the Three Realms and Five Elements?!"

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha was extremely frightened. No matter how he used his magic power, he could not locate his Dinghai Divine Pearl.

Even if the restrictions are wiped out, at least they are within the Three Realms!

But no matter how hard he looked for Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, he could not find any trace, as if he had disappeared from the world.

Chu Hao sneered in his heart, joking, that thing is now in the sky-covering formation, and the chaotic green lotus seeds are rooted in it. Not to mention that he came to find it, not even the Tathagata Buddha can find it.

Sure enough, even Tathagata Buddha frowned, his face full of surprise.

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha found it difficult to explain in every possible way, and in the end he only said one sentence:
  "You wait!"

(End of this chapter)