Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 1476 Be polite...Old chicken, come here!
  Although Tang Sanzang had developed an incomparably strong mind through cultivation, his body was already unable to bear it.

He felt that if he didn't go out, let alone take the Western Meridian, he might be returning to the West tomorrow!

Just when Tang Sanzang felt extremely painful, suddenly, Tang Sanzang saw a bee flying in from the window.

The barren mountains and wild mountains here are extremely cold, and there is no environment for bees to grow. This must be the transformation of Sun Wukong!

Tang Sanzang shouted excitedly in a low voice:

"Wukong, save me! Wukong, save me!"

Sun Wukong was thinking about how to get close to Tang Sanzang. When he heard Tang Sanzang shouting, he could only fly to Tang Sanzang quickly.

Before Sun Wukong could speak, Tang Sanzang said quickly:

"Wukong, is it true that the Immortal has finally come to rescue me? Great, I can finally leave!"

However, before Tang Sanzang could become happy, he heard Sun Wukong's lazy voice coming,
  "Master, Brother Prison God hasn't come yet. I just came in to check on your condition. Seeing that you are so energetic, I feel relieved."

"It's fine for Bajie, Junior Brother Sha, me, and I to be outside. You have to reform yourself inside and try to cultivate the Buddha's heart as soon as possible. When Brother Hell God comes, we will rescue you as soon as possible. That's it. , farewell."

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he was so anxious that he almost cried.
  "Don't mention it, you are here to visit the prison! Wukong, you are such a good teacher, Wukong, why don't you save me! I really can't bear it anymore!"

"This monster is very delicious. You should enjoy it. I can't bear it for a whole day."

Tang Sanzang was filled with snot and tears, expressing his extreme grievance.

This can't be blamed on him. When Tang Sanzang was arrested, he thought it would only be a matter of a few days, and the worst he could do was to grit his teeth and bear it.

But who would have thought that this stick lasted for more than ten days? What a deal!
  Tang Sanzang, a man in this romantic spring scenery, turned a blind eye and could not do anything. This kind of torture was a double blow to the body and soul.

When Sun Wukong saw Tang Sanzang looking so miserable, he couldn't help but feel compassion.
  "But, I, Old Sun, can't make the decision in this matter. The Prison God said that now the scorpion spirit is protecting you. Once you leave this place, Xitian will force the progress."

"At that time, we will once again return to the fear of being controlled by the West. This is not a wonderful thing."

"And Master, didn't you say you liked this place before? Why did Ye Gong become a dragon in the first place?"

Tang Sanzang almost burst into tears, "The iron pestle was ground into a needle, my hands almost turned into unicorn arms, and my teacher's Buddhist heart was almost worn away!"

Sun Wukong thought for a while, but still shook his head.
  "I think Master, you are in good health now. You won't die suddenly or anything. You can only suffer from Master. Don't worry, Master. I will come to rescue you as soon as possible when Brother Prison God comes back."

Sun Wukong turned and left.

Tang Sanzang's eyes widened with despair.

At this moment, the scorpion spirit arrived again.

When she came in, she glanced at Tang Sanzang lightly, and then ordered: "Girl, tidy up the bedroom, hold candles and burn incense, and ask Tang Yudi to get up, and we will have sex with him."

us? !
  When Tang Sanzang heard this, his eyes widened, he shook his head ferociously, and shouted angrily:
  "Monster, you can never succeed, this poor monk will never succumb to your power!"

However, Tang Sanzang's two fists were no match for his four hands. Just like the tragic situation for more than ten days, he was unable to resist the torture of the scorpion spirit.

The female monster put on a very coquettish look, leaned against Tang Monk, and said charmingly: "As the saying goes, gold is not expensive, but happiness is worth more. Wouldn't it be nice to be husband and wife with you for a while, so that you and I can taste the fruits of happiness in the world?"

Tang Sanzang closed his eyes in despair and chanted the Buddha's name.
  He knew that the next step would be untold torture.

In the past ten days, Tang Sanzang was like a sponge, being drained of nutrients from his body, and now, it was here again!
  This is the only thing you can't get used to.

It will be folded!
  Tang Sanzang could only close his eyes, chant the Buddha's name silently in his heart, and pray for an early escape from the sea of ​​suffering.

……

At this moment, Sun Wukong and three other people were playing cards in the Kingdom of Women. This was a game they learned from Chu Hao, and it was called Fighting the Buddha.

"Brother Monkey, how is master? One three!" Zhu Bajie shouted.

"Wang Zha! It's good. Master doesn't have to worry about food and drink, and there are monsters to serve him. And didn't Master like this kind of gameplay before?" Sun Wukong clicked his nose.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing looked at the pair of kings in silence.

It's just a three, but it won't be a big deal if it's a king bomb, right?
  At this moment, I saw an old mother, carrying a green bamboo basket in her left hand, coming from Nanshan Road to pick vegetables.

Sha Seng frowned and whispered:

"Elder brother, that mother has been wandering here for several days. She is so close. She seems to have been waiting for us to ask him something? Why don't I go out and have a look to see what kind of goblin this is, what kind of weapon it is, and how hurt it is. people."

Zhu Bajie waved his hand, "Do you still need to ask? Who else could it be? The people in Xitian can't wait any longer."

The traveler said: "Four twos with two points! You stay here and wait until Lao Sun asks him to come and see what she means."

Zhu Bajie nodded, "It's okay, senior brother, we have to be polite and low-key, after all, the boss is not here now."

Sun Wukong raised his head proudly,
  "Of course, don't I, Sun, know that? You should also remember that when you meet a young person in the future, you should call her a girl, and when you meet an older person, you should call her grandma. You must be polite."

Sun Wukong put down his cards, turned around and left, and the old mother also came over to meet Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong opened his eyes hurriedly and saw auspicious clouds covering the old mother's head, and fragrant mist cages on the left and right. Sun Wukong immediately shouted: "Old chicken lady! Come here!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who really secretly exchanged cards, almost staggered and fell to the ground.

Damn it, teach us to call others girls, and call ourselves old chicken bitch? Very good and reasonable.

The old mother couldn't bear her temper, so she jumped up to the three brothers Sun Wukong and said angrily:
  "Aren't you guys supposed to be escorting Tang Sanzang to the West to obtain scriptures? Why are you still having fun here?!"

Sun Wukong suddenly became angry.
  "Old chicken lady, I advise you to take care of yourself, why would you interrupt in anything?"

"Now that my master has been captured, the three of us brothers and sisters have been unable to think about food or tea. We cannot sleep at night and feel uncomfortable in our hearts. How much do you know!"

"I am Cao, you want to change my cards?!"

Zhu Bajie stood aside with a wicked smile, "No more fun, no more fun, business is important. Guanyin Pizza is here."

(End of this chapter)