Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 1488 The first monkey to be executed for public defecation

The atmosphere of the scene became awkward for a moment, leaving everyone present speechless.

Nezha glanced at Listening and Guanyin Bodhisattva and said doubtfully:

"Hey, isn't this true? We haven't seen each other for a few days, why are you so embarrassed?"

Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth. Fortunately, Nezha didn't push him and yell "Get out".

Chu Hao found that Guanyin Bodhisattva and Listening were looking directly at him. Their eyes seemed to be saying, what about the five thunders? Why didn't I see it?

Chu Hao smiled awkwardly, "Ah hahaha, monkeys, who doesn't have a few monkeys in their house? Don't get me wrong, it's not the same. How could I accidentally capture the person you want?"

Di Ting stared at Nezha coldly, "Nezha, who is in your prison?"

Nezha didn't seem to notice Chu Hao's embarrassment, shrugged and said:
  "I arrested a guy who claimed to be from the same ancestry as Sun Wukong, and said that he was also a wandering ape. I saw him defecating on the roadside, so I took him away."

"Forget it, boss, if you have anything else, we can talk later."

A stiff smile appeared on Chu Hao's face, "Actually, everything was fine until just now, but now something has happened."

Sure enough, Chu Hao turned his head and saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and Di Ting staring at him fiercely.

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted his teeth, "It is indeed you! It was you who captured the six-eared macaque! Release him quickly!"

Di Ting was also going crazy, "You kidnapped the six-eared macaque a long time ago, and you made me listen here for a long time? I even heard you vomiting blood and you didn't say anything?!"

Chu Hao spread his hands and shrugged.

"I've been wanting to tell you since just now, but you don't believe it and still tell me not to disturb you. So what can I, a weak and helpless prison god, do?"

Listening and Guanyin Bodhisattva were furious.
  Especially Di Ting, who was so angry that he was about to suffer from brain congestion. He was screaming on the spot,
  "Prison God Chu Hao, I want to..."

Nezha seemed to have finally come to his senses and said doubtfully:
  "Eh? It turns out you really want to find the six-eared macaque, but he is now in the nine-story prison. Only my boss can let him go."

Nine levels of prison? Only Chu Hao can let him go?

Being reminded by Nezha intentionally or unintentionally, Tingting and Guanyin Bodhisattva, who were still furious just now, suddenly calmed down.

Chu Hao pretended to be innocent and looked at Di Ting in confusion, "What do you want to do?"

Di Ting: "I want...to forgive you!"

Yes, only Chu Hao can release the six-eared macaque. Now everything in Xitian depends on the six-eared macaque.
  Fortunately, he had just been captured. Chu Hao probably didn't know Xitian's plan yet. After all, even the six-eared macaque didn't know about it.

As long as the six-eared macaque comes out, everything will be easy.

Therefore, even though there was endless anger in Di Ting's heart at this moment, he still swallowed his anger and just said coldly:

"Now that you know that the six-eared macaque was captured by you, you should hand him over voluntarily, right? This is the general trend of Journey to the West after all. You, the God of Prisons, should also know the priority of the matter, right?"

A self-blaming smile appeared on Chu Hao's face,
  "Of course, since we captured him, we must do something, otherwise it would be too much."

"However, to be fair, since the six-eared macaque has violated the law, then our Law Enforcement Hall, as a law enforcement unit of the three realms, should also impose some punishment to set an example?" Listen carefully, it's just defecation anywhere, at most I'll give it to you Just turn it off for a while.

Immediately, Di Ting waved his hands casually and said proudly:
  "Then just punish him if you want. Release him quickly. He will delay my important mission in the West. You will regret it later! Getting a beating is a trivial matter. If I get angry, I will kill you!"

It seems that Di Ting has not been out in contact with society for too many years, and is still a little unfamiliar with the sinister people in society.

Seeing Chu Hao's attitude and Di Ting's arrogance, Guanyin Bodhisattva's face became slightly frightened. The arrogance just now disappeared in an instant.
  Because, she suddenly realized that something was very wrong. It couldn't be such a coincidence. How could she just catch a six-eared macaque urinating everywhere, and Nezha came back to report it when no one could find it?
  This thing is very strange.

In other words, Guanyin Bodhisattva is very familiar with this plot!

Because Guanyin Bodhisattva had been beaten so many times, she swallowed, her face full of sadness, and she had even guessed what would happen next.

However, Di Ting still didn't know what direction he was going in now, and he still gave Chu Haoyi some arrogant words:
  "What are you waiting for? Go pick someone up now."

However, Chu Hao looked very distressed.

"But, he still has to go to jail... However, if someone is willing to bail, I can actually accept it."

"Bail?" Di Ting looked confused. Guanyin Bodhisattva behind him had covered his ears in despair.

Chu Hao showed a very gentle smile,
  "Just pay a deposit and issue a letter of guarantee, guaranteeing that he will be there at any time, and then he can be released temporarily. According to the rules of our law enforcement hall, he only needs to pay ten points of merit and divine water for one day."

Di listened and laughed loudly, "You just want money? Give it! You can give it to me! It's just a mere defecation. How many days will he be detained? I'll take care of everything!"

Chu Hao smiled, looked at Nezha, and asked: "Little Nezha, do you still remember how many days the six-eared macaque was imprisoned?"

Nezha showed a simple smile, "It's just ten Yuan Hui."

Di listened and laughed, "Hahaha, only ten yuan...ten...what?!"

At this moment, both Chu Hao and Nezha had the same naughty smile on their faces, exactly the same!
  Di Ting was furious,
  "I was sentenced to ten yuan for urinating on the ground?! That's hundreds of millions of merit and divine water. Why the hell don't you go and grab it!?"

Chu Hao spread his hands with a joking smile on his face,

"Hmm? Why am I not robbing you?"

"Besides, please listen carefully. Didn't you just vow that you would take on everything? I don't think it's going to work if you don't even have to spend 100 million for a small amount like yours."

Di Ting was going crazy. When he saw Nezha's face looking as demonic as Chu Hao's, he realized that he had been played.

"You dare to trick me?! Don't think that the law enforcement hall can do whatever you want!" Di Ting's breathing was rapid, her eyes turned red, and she looked very angry.

An evil smile appeared on Chu Hao's face, "Sorry, the Law Enforcement Hall can really do whatever it wants."

Nezha just looked embarrassed and said:
  "Yes, boss, he listened attentively, we should give him some face."

"How about doubling it?"

Chu Hao: "I agree, the merit will be sent tomorrow, otherwise the six-eared macaque will be executed for urinating in the open."

(End of this chapter)