Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 1584 Please take my elixir back to your home

"You, what are you going to do? Don't think about messing around! You know, people are doing it, and the west is watching!"

Lingji Bodhisattva pretended to be calm, but there was a little bit of guilt when he spoke.

He is not someone who doesn't know the market, but he is able to stand here because of his confidence.

Xitian has already told Lingji Bodhisattva that there is a great power watching over him, and told Lingji Bodhisattva not to be afraid, never to be afraid, and to be firm.

Tang Sanzang and the others didn't say anything, they just smiled and looked at Lingji Bodhisattva very kindly.

Lingji Bodhisattva swallowed his saliva, stared at everyone, and said loudly:

"If you have anything going on, please tell me if there is anything I can do to help. I, Lingji Bodhisattva, will represent Xitian and do my best to help."

Lingji Bodhisattva mentioned Xitian many times in his words, as if he really wanted to remind Tang Sanzang and others that Xitian is watching when people are doing it.

However, Sun Wukong smiled and said,
  "That's easy to say. We didn't come here with any bad intentions. Previously, with the kindness of the Bodhisattva, the yellow wind monster descended...

Oh, it was the previous Lingji Bodhisattva, that one died hahahaha! "

Lingji Bodhisattva: "..."

Stop talking, I'm scared!
  You don’t need to remind me that the ashes of the last Lingji Bodhisattva were raised by the prison god Chu Hao. Lingji Bodhisattva will remember it in his heart. He feels nervous when he thinks about it every day. If it happens to him, he must not make the same mistake as before...

Lingji Bodhisattva saw Chu Hao standing behind the four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang. He was looking at him with a smile.

Lingji Bodhisattva suddenly felt a chill rush to his head, and his whole body froze in place.

Didn’t the last Lingji Bodhisattva get promoted just because he saw the God of Hell smiling?

No more, no more, really no more this time!

I originally thought this was a nice job to gain merit, but now it seems that this is a hard job that brings food and death!

Tang Sanzang and the others only saw that Lingji Bodhisattva had not done anything, but his feet began to soften and his face was sweating. They couldn't help but smile secretly in their hearts.

Sure enough, with Chu Hao in charge, Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't hold on any longer without saying anything to scare him.

Only Chu Hao looked innocent in the back and had black lines on his head. God could see how pitiful he was. Chu Hao was really saying hello kindly and politely just now!

Why do you make me look like a person who kills gods and Buddhas? You really misunderstood me!

When Sun Wukong saw Lingji Bodhisattva's nervous look, he patted Lingji Bodhisattva very gently on the shoulder and said with a smile:

"Listen to what I have to say, since the last time I received help from the dead Lingji Bodhisattva and subdued the monster and left, I have experienced so many hardships along the way.

Now when I arrived at the Flame Mountain, I couldn't move forward, but I saw a monster, who is the wife of my brother, the Bull Demon King, and my sister-in-law.

I went to borrow a fan from her, but she was unreasonable and slapped me away. It was really hateful! But I don’t know, Lingji Bodhisattva, how can you help us? "

Sun Wukong said words of help.

However, his two good junior brothers have already taken action silently,
  Zhu Bajie is holding a nine-tooth nail rake, standing behind and to the right of Lingji Bodhisattva.
  Sha Wujing held the crescent shovel in his hand and stood behind Lingli Supu on his left side.

This is probably the case where Lingji Bodhisattva cannot escape even if he has wings.

Lingji Bodhisattva was so frightened that his face turned pale. He would never forget the fact that the last Lingji Bodhisattva had his ashes raised.

Now, at this moment, just like that time!
  If he says something wrong or does something wrong, his ashes may drift to the end of the world. Lingji Bodhisattva swallowed his saliva and said nervously:

"Xiao Ling has heard a little bit about the sister-in-law that the Great Sage mentioned. The woman was called Rakshasa Girl, also known as Princess Iron Fan.

Her banana fan is awesome, an acquired treasure.

If you want to avoid being slapped away by her, you need the help of a treasure, which is this Wind-Fixing Pill! Come, take it. With this Wind-Fixing Pill, you can defeat her! Everyone, the treasure is presented with both hands, you go! "

Lingji Bodhisattva spoke like a machine gun. He didn't even need two words to deliver the Wind-Fixing Pill directly!
  Just kidding, if you speak too late, Lingji Bodhisattva will be gone. Lingji Bodhisattva still has this point of despair.

As for what he had imagined before, asking people from Journey to the West to obtain the Wind-Fixing Pill, how dare Bodhisattva Lingji dare to think about it now?
  Now he just wants to deliver things quickly and send everyone away quickly!

However, when Lingji Bodhisattva offered the Wind-Fixing Pill with both hands, everyone in Journey to the West remained indifferent. They just stared at Lingji Bodhisattva with playful eyes.

Lingji Bodhisattva was so panicked that his face turned pale.

"Masters, I beg you, please take my elixir back to your home, and please keep my life!"

Lingji Bodhisattva is now directly begging Tang Sanzang and others to accept the Wind-Fixing Pill. No need to show any respect for his dignity. As long as he can save the dog's life, what can't he do?
  However, the four people in Journey to the West still smiled and said nothing.

Zhu Bajie suddenly looked at Sun Wukong,

"Elder brother, what do you think? It's hard for us to collect this thing!"

Sun Wukong also learned bad things and said with a smile:
  "No reward for no merit, how can we get this from you for free?"

Tang Sanzang also said:

"But we should accept it, but we can't ask for such a precious treasure in vain. Why don't we remember it on Xitian's head? Anyway, people are doing it, and Xitian is watching. The poor monk's journey to the west is due to the rise of Xitian, and he must compensate nature. It should be Xitian’s compensation.”

The four people in Journey to the West, your words and my words, made Lingji Bodhisattva extremely bitter.

Are you being a hooligan?
  This Wind-Fixing Pill comes from Xitian, so it’s just free prostitution.

However, Lingji Bodhisattva still had a sense of luck in his heart. Anyway, as long as he could deliver the Wind-Fixing Pill, he would have completed his mission and gained merit.

As for the people in Journey to the West who pushed this matter to Xitian and asked Lingji Bodhisattva to ask Xitian for compensation, it was meaningless. Lingji Bodhisattva only felt that Tang Sanzang and others were a little guilty, and it was more or less ridiculous to say this.

At least, that's what Lingji Bodhisattva thinks.

However, Lingji Bodhisattva still smiled flatteringly and said:
  "Of course, of course, I will ask for compensation from my Buddha Tathagata when the time comes. Please accept it."

Zhu Bajie took the Fixed Wind Pill.

Lingji Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief, finally sending away these plague gods... Is it weird? !

After Lingji Bodhisattva sent out the Wind-Fixing Pill, he found that the people from Journey to the West were still surrounding him, and there was a hint of ill-intention on their faces!

Lingji Bodhisattva felt nervous, "You can calm Princess Iron Fan with the Wind-Fixing Pill. Is there anything else?"

Chu Hao, who had been silent all this time, smiled slightly.
  "They forgot something, I'll help them fill it in."

"Princess Iron Fan said that if you want to borrow a fan, you need ten acquired treasures and 300,000 yuan worth of divine water to pay for it! You have to ask Lingji Bodhisattva to ask for this from the West."

Lingji Bodhisattva's eyes widened and his face changed suddenly, "You broke into a house and robbed it?!"

(End of this chapter)