Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 223 Tathagata bowed deeply and apologized, and the prison god threatened to blow up the cicada.

The scene was completely frozen in an instant, and everyone's faces were filled with tension and tension.

The Jade Emperor looked at Tathagata Buddha coldly, slowly raised the Haotian Sword in his hand, and said in a concentrated voice:

"Taoist Duobao, you falsely accused me of disrupting the secrets of heaven, and you also raised troops in large numbers and marched to the city. Now that you have nothing to do, you just want to slap your ass and leave? You don't take me seriously!"

Tathagata Buddha glanced at his severed finger. Although he felt aggrieved in every way, he still focused on the overall situation.

Taoist Duobao learned early in his teachings to be able to bend and stretch, and he also knew that the overall situation was the most important thing, otherwise he would not have endured until Lao Tzu turned into a beggar and allowed him to become a Buddha and become an ancestor.

Now, Tathagata Buddha also knew that if he didn't handle it properly, it would definitely lead to a very bad outcome, which would be detrimental to his journey to the West.

Immediately, Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth, turned around, and bowed deeply to the heaven.

The teeth were almost broken, and the voice was forced out from between the teeth:
  "I'm sorry, I acted recklessly and violated the heaven. I apologize to you!"

Seeing Tathagata Buddha actually bowing and apologizing in person, the faces of all the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and Arhats turned black.

I didn’t expect Tathagata Buddha to be so unyielding, or simply cowardly. He came to ask for punishment, but now he wants to apologize to others? !

This may be the first time since the founding of the Western Church that a leader has apologized to others.

Especially, he bowed and apologized in front of the gods of heaven, the Buddhas of the West, and the incarnations of the three saints.

The Maitreya Buddha behind the Tathagata Buddha also didn't smile. He had a dark face and snorted.

The Glazed Medicine Buddha was afraid of leaving behind his grandson Buddha, and the Great Sun Tathagata secretly clenched his fists.

Everyone in Xitian felt as if a slap was slapped on their face. No matter who it was, their faces turned red with humiliation.

The corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth evoked a smile of relief. After fighting with the West for so long, this was the first time that he had won so thoroughly and that he had won so much relief.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but glance at Chu Hao next to him with comfort. The God of Prison was still very powerful. He left no traces of his actions. Even the saints couldn't find any traces when they took action. It was simply too powerful.

Ah, such a good young man, why didn't he show up earlier?
  After Tathagata Buddha apologized, he turned around angrily and turned around to go back.

The incarnations of the three saints also thought that the matter was finally over, so they decided to leave.

Even the Jade Emperor felt that this time it was time to make a fortune.

But at this moment, an indifferent voice sounded.

"If an apology is useful, why should the law enforcement prison god do it?"

The Tathagata Buddha and the Bodhisattva Buddhas in the West who were about to retreat were stunned and turned around stiffly.

But he saw Chu Hao's eyes shining brightly, pointing at Tathagata Buddha without any hesitation,

"Yes, I'm talking about you! Ru, come back to me!"

Tathagata Buddha: I him [mother’s surname is Ru?
  Tathagata turned around, stared at Chu Hao with murderous intent, and said in a sinister voice;

"What, you have an opinion?"

The Jade Emperor was frightened and winked at Chu Hao crazily, "Calm down, Prison God Boss, accept it as soon as you see fit, accept it as soon as you see fit!"
  For the Jade Emperor, this is already the best situation. The Western offensive has failed, and for a long time, the majesty of the heaven has greatly increased. This is already a bloody gain for the big forces!
  Boss, calm down, that is Tathagata...

However, Chu Hao didn't know how to be calm at all, and shouted to Tathagata with his hands on his waist:

"Is the Western world so arrogant? Do you think you have mobilized a large number of people to come and waste so much financial and material resources from my heaven?!"

"This Nantianmen alone is an important traffic thoroughfare. With people coming and going, the average daily flow of people is at least several thousand, which can be converted into magic weapons and get a dozen acquired spiritual treasures!"

The Tathagata opened his eyes wide and felt happy,

"Nantianmen is also considered a tourist flow?!"

Chu Hao ignored him and continued to speak impartially:
  "Do you think it's your broken Western Heaven? Every inch of my heaven is valuable, and everyone knows how precious it is."

"Not only are you blocking the traffic thoroughfares in our heaven, but you have also taken up such a large area. You are not hygienic and defecate everywhere. Who will clean up the place for you? Aren't you the hard-working workers in our heaven?!"      This time it is not just The Tathagata was so angry that he vomited blood, and all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were also so angry that they had high blood pressure.

What do you mean he defecated everywhere?
  I am his mother's Buddha and Bodhisattva, not his mother's chickens, ducks and geese!
  Tathagata Buddha felt that his heart was about to explode with anger. He gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.

"What exactly do you want?!"

Chu Hao said calmly:

"This time, in order to deal with your unreasonable troubles, my heaven has consumed a lot of manpower, and the Great Heavenly Lord's hair has turned gray because of this, right, Your Majesty?"

Jade Emperor: "Hmm...well...probably..."

The Jade Emperor had a sore face. No one had gone out to Nantianmen for probably more than ten years. Charging traffic congestion fees was outrageous enough. When did my hair turn gray? Why didn't I know?
  Chu Hao said unceremoniously to the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas: "To put it simply, compensation."

Out comes Chu Hao’s passive skill, blackmail!

Tathagata Buddha was so angry that his teeth were itching. He had been talking for so long, just to blackmail him?
  "Do you think I'm a fool? I compensate you so easily!"

The face of Taishang Laojun next to him suddenly turned ugly...

Tathagata, your uncle's...

I am that fool...

Thinking of the Nine-turn Great Luo Golden Pill and the Great Return Pill that were extorted by Chu Hao, Taishang Laojun felt his liver hurt.

Chu Hao waved his hands and leaned back tactically.

"Okay, so there's nothing to talk about?"

Tathagata Buddha looked at Chu Hao coldly and cursed grimly:
  "You evil obstacle, you are not worthy of being the son of a human being. I am the ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas in the West, with supreme majesty. How can I surrender to you, an evil obstacle! Then wouldn't my great Tathagata Buddha be ashamed of himself?"

"If you keep messing around, be careful!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't sit still and was about to stand up.

However, Chu Hao seemed to suddenly stop being stunned and returned to the queue.

The Jade Emperor smiled happily and said, "Okay, okay, young people just need to restrain themselves. Don't think about blackmail every day. That's not a good person."

The Jade Emperor thought Chu Hao had enlightened.

Even all the gods, Buddhas, and incarnations of the Three Saints present felt that Chu Hao had given in.

However, a sentence suddenly popped out of Chu Hao's mouth,
  "Go back and fry the cicadas. The golden cicada cubs must taste very fragrant. It is a great supplement!"

Then Chu Hao turned around and left.

Tathagata was stunned for a moment and mocked loudly:
  "It's really embarrassing for you to find a way out, isn't it, God of Hell?"

"Hmph, I dare to talk about anything. I eat fried cicadas, something only ordinary people would do, and I'm still complacent about it. The longer I live, the more I go back."

"The golden cicada is very powerful, isn't it? Very powerful...wait a minute, the golden cicada..."

Tathagata Buddha suddenly had a flash of inspiration,
  cicada = cicada

Golden cicada = golden cicada
  The golden cicada boy...

He lowered his head and counted with his fingers, then raised his head suddenly, with endless fear in his eyes, and roared:

"Stop!!!!"

"You, you, you caught the golden cicada!!"

(End of this chapter)