Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 356 Chu Hao’s words will be exchanged for merits from Xitian!
  Tathagata Buddha was so angry that he almost went crazy.

"Do you really want it? Merit is so precious, you bastard, you can ask for 1.8 million, why don't you just go and grab it!"

Chu Hao thought for a moment and said innocently:

"But... I was just robbing him."

Tathagata Buddha was so angry that his veins stood out, his eyes widened with anger, "Give it back to me!"

Chu Hao was still kind in the end, he did not make things difficult for Tathagata Buddha, and even absorbed the five hundred thousand merits.

Duang!

【Chu Hao】

[Realm: Daluo Jinxian is perfect (300,000 vows and merits are still missing from half a step to quasi-sage)]

[Kung Fu: Nine-turn Pangu True Body Art (fifth turn)]

【…】

Chu Hao raised his eyebrows, "It's not bad, good guy, he's very skillful."

Immediately, Chu Hao waved his hand and threw the book of life and death to Tathagata Buddha.

"Pleasant to work with."

Tathagata Buddha's facial muscles twitched.

Tathagata Buddha really wanted to leave a bad review, but he had no place to reason.

However, he finally got the book of life and death, and Tathagata Buddha threw the book of life and death to the treasure goddess.

The Treasure Goddess quickly caught it and hurriedly went to find King Tang.

"Wait a minute..." Tathagata Buddha suddenly stopped the Treasure Goddess.

The Treasure Goddess was stunned for a moment and looked at Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha sighed, "How long will you continue to wear this suit of clothes?"

The Treasure Goddess was stunned for a moment and screamed.

She has been wearing the clothes of a dancing goddess from just now until now!
  Tathagata Buddha covered his forehead, and the image of the three great masters dancing in the Pure Land of Paradise and pole dancing flashed in his mind.

It’s okay not to wait for this Western Heaven...

And Chu Hao followed lazily.

After all, Chu Hao still had an important task. He had to persuade the Tang Dynasty King to hold a land and water conference.

Tathagata Buddha was hiding in the dark, looking at Chu Hao, waiting for Chu Hao's persuasion.

……

King Tang had been staring at Chaosheng Guidaomen for more than an hour.

Although it is a pleasure to watch those female ghosts coming and going in various sexy costumes.

But no matter how pleasing it is to the eyes, this is not my home!
  The king of Tang gnashed his teeth in his heart,

"Damn Western Cult, you seduced my soul for no reason. I will definitely find an opportunity to retaliate against you! You can't run away!"

"It is imperative to attack the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu. However, since ancient times, wars have focused on attacking the heart. Today, our Tang Dynasty is respected by all people in the world, but because of the firm belief of Xiniu Hezhou, it has been unable to collapse from within."

"It would be great if there was an opportunity for me to come into contact with Western teachings, so that I can transform their teachings so that they can attract the people of the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu and prepare for the subsequent war..."

In his heart, the King of Tang never gave up his attack on the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu.

Especially this time, the Western Cult wantonly seduced his soul in an attempt to intimidate him, which made King Tang feel endlessly angry.

So what if there are three thousand Buddhas!
  My Datang is not a Datang that you can manipulate at will!

Since ancient times, fighting has focused on the heart.

The King of Tang became interested in the teachings of Western religions. If they could be integrated and transformed, it would be very beneficial to fight against the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu.

Even if there is really a chance to annex the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu, the Tang King can slowly and subtly integrate the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu into the Tang Dynasty through these teachings.

But that’s all for later…

Now, King Tang can only endure it!
  I am a fisherman and a fisherman.

Tolerate!
  But at this time, King Tang saw Chu Hao striding over.

King Tang's eyes lit up, he ran towards Chu Hao in small steps, and said excitedly:
  "Prison God Boss, you are finally here!"

Chu Hao could feel the monitoring gaze of Tathagata in the dark, and could only shrug. Chu Hao stared at the King of Tang and said: "Let's get straight to the point. I want you to help hold a conference to introduce the Western Heavenly Vehicle Dharma. This matter is..."

"I agree!"

Before Chu Hao could explain, King Tang agreed without hesitation!
  Chu Hao was stunned, ah, I didn't even finish my lines!

Tathagata Buddha was even more confused.

I am Cao, is it that simple?
  Half a sentence, two hundred thousand merit?
  Chu Hao didn't even say a word of persuasion, he just asked casually and that was it? !

Then I have paid so much, begged grandpa to sue grandma, and even arranged for five hundred years. What do I want? !

Can't stand up to Chu Hao with just one word?

Sure enough, no one can compare.

Especially in front of Chu Hao, people are more likely to die than others!
  "What a loss! What a loss of blood!" Tathagata Buddha was bleeding from his heart!

Two hundred thousand merit, just to put it in Chu Hao's words, how good would it be to give him two hundred thousand merit?
  Chu Hao looked at Prince Tang with a troubled expression, "Are you so happy? The land and water conference to be held may be a bit large-scale."

Without saying a word, King Tang waved his hand and said, "Everything will be subject to the boss's arrangements. I will give you my full support as long as you want!"

Chu Hao: "Refreshing!"

Tathagata Buddha's heart bleeds: "Blood loss!"

Two hundred thousand merits! !
  Is this Prince Tang so partial?

Chu Hao touched his nose and said, "Then let's do this for now, the dancing goddess, and send the King of Tang to return the sun."

The Treasure Goddess glared at Chu Hao with a cold face, then brought the book of life and death over.

Just when Treasure Goddess was about to say how wonderful Xi Tian was, she saw Tang Wang looking impatient.

"I don't want to hear anything, send me back quickly!"

Treasure Goddess: "..."

Can we not treat them so differently?
  Are you so gentle when talking to Chu Hao? Are you so rough with me?

Don't say a word to me?
  The treasure goddess is riding in my heart, but I am helpless.

The Treasure Goddess is not good at talking. Besides, since the Buddha has handed over the affairs of the Water and Land Conference to Chu Hao, the Treasure Goddess is too lazy to talk nonsense.

Soon, with the help of the Book of Life and Death, King Tang returned to Yang.

……

In the human world, look south to Buzhou.

Datang, the royal palace!
  King Tang suddenly opened his eyes, golden light flashing in his eyes.

"Oh, am I still positive?"

Although the King of Tang Dynasty was a man who had experienced great storms and waves, he was suddenly killed and resurrected. This kind of encounter was an extraordinary experience for the ages.

At this moment, the sun had just risen, and no one noticed the adventure of King Tang from birth to death, and from death to life again.

Poetry:

The country has changed several times throughout the ages, and generations have experienced failures and successes. There were many strange things in Zhou, Qin, Han and Jin. Who is like the king of Tang who came back from the dead?

But the king of Tang Dynasty did not express much emotion, but walked out quickly,

"Quick! Send someone to the Hell God to come to the Immortal. I have something important to discuss with you!"

"Your Majesty, the Immortal is already in the study, and he also has something to ask you."

The king of Tang Dynasty went straight to the study without saying anything.

In the study room.

Chu Hao drank tea leisurely.

In one sentence, he got two hundred thousand merit in vain. Chu Hao still felt that the tea was quite fragrant.

However, Chu Hao never likes to take advantage of others, especially the King of Tang who has always supported Taoism. Now that he is asked to participate in the Land and Water Conference, Chu Hao feels quite aggrieved by the King of Tang.

So Chu Hao also planned to compensate King Tang.

As for how to compensate, Chu Hao has already prepared.

This is a great gift that no one can refuse!
  At this moment, King Tang arrived in a hurry.

(End of this chapter)