Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 448: It’s in my stomach, I feel like Buddha is in my stomach!

Liu Boqin was not a man who kept little information, not to mention that the Land and Water Conference incident was causing quite a stir.

Many people have heard that Master Da Chan from the Water and Land Conference of the Tang Dynasty transformed into a demon monk and saved many Buddhas and Arhats.

Liu Boqin didn't believe it at first. What evil intentions could a monk have?
  But last night, watching Tang Sanzang chase the colorful tiger like a savage wielding a python, and finally strangled the colorful tiger to death, Liu Boqin began to doubt his life.

Is this Tang Sanzang buried in that burial?

In fact, Tang Sanzang was not that capable originally, but because he was tricked by Chu Hao into drinking a few glasses of wine last night, his strength at least reached the standard of an ordinary cultivator.

Those are the fine wines used by the Demon King to entertain the Demon King, and one can imagine that they are rich in spiritual power.

Now Tang Sanzang, let alone the colorful tigers, would not have a problem in defeating three or five Liu Boqin.

Chu Hao also felt that this was a little outrageous.

After all, Xitian's original intention was for Tang Sanzang to be a human being, and only by traveling to the West as an ordinary person could he gain sufficient merit.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be better to just let Jin Chanzi fly over?
  And now, under Chu Hao's deception, Tang Sanzang drank some good wine and gained some cultivation skills. Although the mountain spirits and wild monsters could not be defeated, these tiger beasts could usually be punched one by one!
  Tang Sanzang will probably have to go through physical transcendence in the future!
  Liu Boqin said:

"There is no village in front of this place and no shop in the back. Elder, why don't you come home with me? I happen to have some vegetarian food for you to enjoy."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand,
  "Hey, what kind of vegetarian food do you want? The poor monk will bring his own ingredients, bowls and chopsticks!"

Then he saw Tang Sanzang grabbing the dead tiger and waving his hand,

"Let's go! Is there any pots and pans at Taibao's house that I can lend to the poor monk?"

Tang Sanzang now has a bit of a taste for food. The wine last night made Tang Sanzang feel energetic!

And now seeing this beautiful tiger, Tang Sanzang also coveted it a little.

Liu Boqin's expression was extremely strange. Are today's monks so wild?
  But Liu Boqin simply thought Tang Sanzang was joking. After all, Liu Boqin had never seen a meat-eating monk.

Tang Sanzang held a Zen staff in one hand and dragged the tiger with the other, clearing the way in front of him, breaking mountains when he encountered them, killing animals when he encountered them, and achieving physical salvation.

Liu Boqin led the horse and followed it obediently beside him. As he meandered across the hillside, he suddenly saw a mountain villa.

He held the fork in one hand and dragged the tiger with the other, leading the way. Sanzang led the horse and followed, meandering across the hillside, when he suddenly saw a mountain villa.

Tang Sanzang arrived outside Liu Boqin's house and threw the dead tiger in front of the door.

Before they started shouting, the people inside saw Tang Sanzang abandoning such a big and colorful tiger, and they were so scared that they hugged each other and trembled.

"I, Cao, is this too fierce?!"

"Where did this monk come from?"

"It's over, will we be saved?"

Liu Boqin was ashamed,
  "A group of iron fools, this is the eminent monk who came all the way from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, Master Da Chan, please respect me!"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together,
  "Amitabha, the poor monk is hungry."

Tang Sanzang drooled as he looked at the colorful tiger on the ground, and his desire to eat was almost written on his face.

Liu Boqin twitched the corner of his mouth.

He is worthy of being an eminent monk, awesome.

Liu Boqin ordered his servants to barbecue the tiger, but he took Tang Sanzang to see his old mother.

"To be honest, my old mother has longed for Buddhism for a long time. She eats fast and chants Buddha's name every day. Can the elder tell my old mother some Buddhism?"

Tang Sanzang did not hesitate: "Of course! Your old mother's Buddhist teachings are useless, but this poor monk's is powerful!"

Liu Boqin thought that although Tang Sanzang was violent and unprovoked, he should eventually be an enlightened monk who could preside over the Water and Land Conference, and should be able to teach his old mother the true Dharma of the Eight Sutras, right?
  then……

Then I saw Tang Sanzang saying to the elderly and devout old mother Liu in an extremely serious manner: "Old man, our Buddhists believe that wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha retains them in his heart! Wine and meat, that is a very good thing!"

"We have a secret method for cultivating Buddhism. It is neither broken nor established. It is always new! You must always try to break through the red tape in Buddhist scriptures. Those are actually the tests left to us by the Buddha..."

"Come on, let me tell you the meaning of the Eight Precepts of Buddhism. Others are not allowed to kill me, steal from me, fuck me, lie to me, or deny me alcohol... The Eight Precepts of Buddhism are If I quit, all sentient beings should quit!"

"..."

Liu Boqin listened with a look of surprise on his face, as if he was enlightened.

"Huh? So this is the real superior Dharma?!"

"Low EQ Buddhism: The eight precepts of Buddhism are to not violate the precepts;"

"High EQ Buddhism: Young man, if you dare to violate my precepts, you are seeking death!"

"No wonder I always feel that the elder is different. It turns out that the elder's Dharma is so profound that he can glimpse the profound meaning of the Dharma."

"Master, I understand!"

While talking, I didn't realize that it was getting late. The young people lined up the tables and stools, took several plates of cooked tiger meat, and placed them hot on them. Bo Qin asked Tripitaka to use it and prepare another meal.

Sanzang clasped his palms together and said, "That's very good. Why don't you come over to have a meal with us?"

Liu Boqin nodded, with a look of compassion on his face, obviously because Liu Boqin had also realized it.

So the three of them sat around, eating meat and drinking wine.

Tang Sanzang held the big tiger hooves with barbecued cumin and his face was red from eating.

"Very good, very good!"

"I feel that the Buddha is here. He is an elder who can preside over the land and water conference. This Buddhist teaching is awesome and has immediate results."

"It's in my stomach. It's in my stomach. I feel like Buddha is in his stomach!"

"Hahahaha! The poor monk already got the Buddha out last time. This time he must pull the Buddha out!"

"I also feel that the Buddha is holding flowers and smiling in my belly. It turns out that I practiced Buddhism wrongly before. This is the right way!"

The elderly mother was unable to keep up with her nutrition due to fasting for a long time, but today's meal gave Old Mother Liu a clear answer.

If you eat fast all day long and don’t touch oil or water, then who has the strength to recite sutras?

The Buddha didn't want to do it either. He also wanted someone to recite sutras.

How many sutras can you recite if you swallow this big tiger's waist? Compared with fasting, it is definitely more cost-effective!

Buddha must have thought so too.

After everyone had a good meal, they each went to pull the Buddha where he needed to be pulled and squirted when he needed to be squirted, and then went back to work.

However, Liu Boqin's old mother always had some good friends who yearned for Buddhism very much.

Mrs. Liu feels that, just as Tang Sanzang said, don’t be stingy about sharing this supreme Dharma, and let everyone be illuminated by the Dharma!

Such a good Buddhist teaching must be taught to everyone and cannot be kept privately!

So, after Mrs. Liu finished eating, she hurried out and talked to the old guys in the villa about her newly learned Buddhist teachings.

The message spread from one person to another, and the entire villa was filled with a happy atmosphere. Everyone had learned this supreme Buddhist teaching.

Chu Hao looked strange outside.
  only because:
  [Congratulations, your Dharma has been promoted and you have gained some merit and aspiration! 】

Good guy, do you think this will and merit belong to me?

(End of this chapter)