Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 624: When a person is about to die, it is also good to talk about it. Let’s talk about the relics in detail.

As soon as Amitabha spoke, Chu Hao was frightened and stunned.

scare me?

Chu Hao snorted coldly,
  "I | did it, and now I'm going to help you quit sex, and I'll take the blame for your annihilation of your children and grandchildren! Go to hell with you!"

Chu Hao planned to kick Amitabha's nugget to make Amitabha physically reboot.

Amitabha bowed his body back, really frightened.

Good guy, is this really fun? !

When Amitabha broke his defense, the sea of ​​light poured down.

Futu Mountain will suffer.

It was originally the place where Zen Master Wuchao practiced. There are many Zen monasteries and temples here.

As soon as it was poured down, the entire Buddha Mountain was like a volcano erupting, and the sea of ​​light spread from the top of the mountain to the bottom.

Amitabha was in a hurry and hurriedly resisted Guanghai with all his strength.

As for the sea of ​​light pouring into Mount Futu, he panicked and said:

"I am compassionate, why are you so irritable!"

Patriarch Bodhi even shouted angrily:
  "Prison God Chu Hao, don't be too arrogant!"

"The sky is big and the earth is big. I am also a saint of Taoism. You practice Taoism and don't respect me. How dare you be so presumptuous!"

Patriarch Bodhi is right when he says this.

Hongjun's six disciples, Buddha is the Tao.

But later, Saint Chunti beheaded three corpses. This Patriarch of Bodhi was the original self of Chunti, so he often called himself a Saint of Taoism, trying to compete with the Supreme Master for his title.

After all, everyone knows how to put money on their face, and saints are no exception. It’s just a self-serving bias.

Chu Hao, however, said nothing and looked back again.

Patriarch Bodhi was so frightened that he shrank back like a duck.

Do you want to take it off? !

Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth,

"A dignified saint looks like two ducks. Is it interesting?"

The faces of Patriarch Bodhi and Amitabha were gloomy.

You don't look like a human being when you take action. You still have the nerve to ask?

Chu Hao recovered, with a gentle smile on his face,
  "I finally figured it out. You two seem to be in some kind of trouble? If you're in trouble, go find the Law Enforcement God of the Three Realms!"

"Am I eager to help others?"

"By the way, you just said that Zen Master Wuchao was killed. What happened?"

Amitabha sneered,
  "You don't want to make any jokes, just...stop!"

Chu Hao calmly retracted his foot.

How uncomfortable Amitabha feels,
  Damn it, why am I, the great saint, the Good Corpse, so unlucky, and why am I still being threatened by a prison god?
  However, as soon as Guanghai was released, Xiniu Hezhou directly issued additional shares!

No, I have to endure it.

This time, consider it my Buddha’s mercy!
  Amitabha took a deep breath, and a look of compassion appeared on his face.

"It was the powerful Zen Master Wuchao who I taught who died. Prison God Chu Hao, do you have any advice?"

Patriarch Bodhi snorted beside him:

"If not, just get out of here! Is an insect worthy of being so arrogant in front of me?"

Chu Hao turned his head and glanced at Patriarch Bodhi,
  "You don't want the eggs anymore?"

Patriarch Bodhi's expression became stiffer and stiffer, and he was already glaring.

Obviously, he already wanted to kill Chu Hao very much. If he hadn't held on to this sea of ​​light, Chu Hao would have died at least a hundred times by now.

Chu Hao ignored Patriarch Bodhi, but raised his head and looked at the sea of ​​light above. A hint of greed flashed in Chu Hao's eyes,
  "Oh, this is the cremation site of Zen Master Wuchao, right?"

"Ah, I suddenly remembered that I actually have some feelings for Zen Master Wuchao. Zen Master Wuchao and I are old friends. We have been playing since childhood..."

Patriarch Bodhi couldn't stand hearing it anymore and shouted angrily:
  "Fart! Zen Master Wuchao is Prince Junshi, the demon emperor of ancient times. Have you also lived from the ancient times to now?"

Chu Hao pondered for three seconds, "...if necessary, yes."

Patriarch Bodhi was so angry that he was furious. When he taught Sun Wukong, the stone had never been so angry.

Chu Hao continued to speak:

"Anyway, we have been playing together since childhood. Although he plays at his house and I play at mine, we can still be considered as playing together until we grow up."

"Moreover, as the God of Law Enforcement and Prison in the Three Realms, first of all, I will never act on impulse, and secondly, I will never miss any bad thing."

"The death of Zen Master Wuchao is such a big thing, but you don't report it. Do you still think of the king's law? Is there still law?"

Patriarch Bodhi was about to scold Chu Hao again.

Amitabha next to him suddenly said:

"But it was our negligence, and I ask the prison god to forgive me."

"However, we still need to do something to support the heavens and protect these thousands of people. You, the God of Hell, a righteous person, why don't you join me in raising the sea of ​​light and protecting the world?"

Patriarch Bodhi's face was filled with joy. Yes, you can trick him into coming over and stand together!

"I refuse!" Chu Hao didn't even think about it.

Patriarch Bodhi’s face instantly dropped.

Are you so real?
  Chu Hao looked at Amitabha with disdain,
  "What, you want to trick me into standing with you?"

"This Xiniu Hezhou is not from my family. If I die, your followers must die first!"

"I know the best. I can help, but I have to pay."

Amitabha Buddha is carrying a face of criticism. This prison god is so real. He is not pretending?
  But Amitabha still said warmly: "We will definitely have the opportunity to cooperate in the future, why don't you come and help us lift the sea of ​​light first?"

"I want to eat shit!"

Chu Hao chuckled,
  "But don't worry, I'm not a bad person after all. I'm a little busy, so I still have to help."

"When Zen Master Wuchao died, did he have any last words?"

"For example, where is the magic weapon that I called him when he died? Is there any hidden merit water? Even if it doesn't work, there is a panacea or something?"

Amitabha Buddha has a dark face,

"No."

Chu Hao frowned. These people in Xitian are so selfish. They don't even shout out their bank card password when they die?

Truly selfish.

Chu Hao still tirelessly said:
  "When a man is about to die, he speaks well. Has he left anything behind in this sea of ​​light?"

"Ah, I didn't mean to dirty his treasure or anything, I just wanted to help him out of justice!"

"Pay attention, I'm helping him keep these magic weapons temporarily. After all, I'm friends with him, and I can't leave his magic weapons unattended."

"Ah, by the way, does he have a wife or children? A boy doesn't want one, but a daughter can. Oh, there are more pairs of chopsticks for more people. I can help take care of them."

The more Chu Hao said, the faces of Amitabha and Patriarch Bodhi became darker and darker!
  Just wait, wait for my people from the West to come and convert you!

Just when Patriarch Bodhi was about to sacrifice his balls, Amitabha suddenly said:
  "Your Majesty the God of Prison, why do you need to ask more questions? Just go and see for yourself!"

Patriarch Bodhi was stunned for a moment, then suddenly came to his senses and a smile flashed across his lips.

Wonderful!

Amitabha is good at stimulating generals with one hand, so this is to make Chu Hao jump into the fire pit!
  How terrifying is this sea of ​​light?
  Even Amitabha and Patriarch Bodhi can only bear it here and can only wear it away gradually.

Ordinarily powerful people would be injured if they touched anything. Wouldn't it be wonderful if Chu Hao could be tricked into it? !

(End of this chapter)