Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 701 Gu Yang: I know the background of the Prison God like the back of my hand!
  The catastrophe in Liusha River, but because of the unexpected appearance of the demon saint Ronai, Tathagata Buddha could no longer force Chu Hao.

At this moment, Tathagata Buddha looked at the desolate situation in front of him and couldn't help but sigh heavily.

"Where's my head? My head is so big and weighs several pounds. Why is it missing? Didn't it fall into the water?"

"It's over. The finger may have been soaked to death after it fell into the water..."

"The morning comes and the night falls, you damn demon saint, I obviously didn't say anything."

"Manjushri, I found your head, now!"

"I, Cao, what you took is someone else's head, give it back to them quickly!"

Manjushri and Puxian Bodhisattva are still searching for their heads all over the place. During this period, they can only use their magic power to transmit sounds to each other, which sounds real and permeable.

Tathagata Buddha shook his head repeatedly when he saw this, and his heart became even more desolate.

At this moment, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and White Lotus Boy were struggling desperately in the hands of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

White Lotus Boy has not yet been freed from demonization. He pointed at Tathagata Buddha and cursed:

"You stupid bald donkey, how dare you tie me up! Xitian and I are inseparable, and I will tear you Xitian apart one day!"

Tathagata Buddha looked at the ferocious appearance of the White Lotus boy and couldn't help but sigh,
  In fact, you have already demolished my Xitian as you wished, and it was you who caused the trouble in the Dragon Clan.

Tathagata Buddha sighed again and turned to look at Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva.

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva's face was full of pain, and he begged Tathagata Buddha:

"Tathagata Buddha, I am really not a demon spy. I am Amitabha's attendant. How could I do such a thing!"

"Amitabha has been very kind to you, but you must not repay kindness with evil! Please spare me!"

Tathagata Buddha sighed even more when he saw that the Great Cross Bodhisattva was still acting like a clown.

It’s so uncomfortable!
  What's going on? There are so many strong men coming down from my huge Western Heaven, and now their fate is more bleak than the last.

It's fine now. I can't eat the mutton, so I'm all messed up!

Those who are looking for trouble are looking for trouble, those who are scolding are scolding, those who are begging for mercy are begging for mercy...

And there is Tang Sanzang who has been squeezed like beef balls by Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva!
  And that general who has been lying there sleeping all this time, how can you really sleep? Several powerful fights didn’t even wake you up!
  Guanyin Bodhisattva came to Tathagata Buddha and asked in a low voice:
  "I am Buddha, what should I do now?"

Tathagata Buddha gave a bitter smile, his smile was very miserable,

"What should I do? What else can I do if I go home obediently!"

"You two, stop looking for trouble! Go back and make another one for you!"

"Bodhisattva of Mahasthamaprapta, take the body of Tang Sanzang whose head was crushed by a strong hand. Don't even think about throwing yourself on the earth midway. I'm watching!"

"Also...well, Master Guanyin, the Third Ming King, could you please escort this White Lotus boy who is very intelligent...he is the person that the teacher wants."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and King Jiangsanshi Mingwang naturally walked over very sensibly and held down the White Lotus boy obediently.

But although White Lotus Boy became a demon, he was not stupid. He immediately heard the words from Tathagata Buddha's mouth and roared angrily:
  "Tathagata, did you just want to call me mentally retarded? You wait, you wait, wait for me to go out and overthrow the demon army, I will crush you to the west!"

"Ahhhh!! Who can fight with me!"

Seeing this, Tathagata Buddha raised his head in even greater discomfort.
  At this moment, he wanted to stand on his head even more and couldn't let the tears flow out.

How sad! I am so big in the West, how could I become like this? My grandma has such little legs, how can I still travel on this journey to the West?
  "Ugh……"

Tathagata Buddha let out a sigh that came from a tired soul, but could only wave his hands and said:

"Let's go, let's go. This matter is out of control. Let's go back and discuss it again... You two! Stop looking for trouble!!!"

Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva quickly dropped the dog heads they picked up and followed Tathagata Buddha obediently.

As for the demon saint Ronai, she was still unhappy after leaving the battlefield.

In order to prevent this demon Ronai from falling into the hell of adultery,
  Gu Yang desperately said to the demon saint Luo Nai:

"Your Highness the Saint, that prison god Chu Hao is a leader in heaven. If you want to get him, you should fully support the revival of the demon clan."

"The master said that when he is born, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky will be trampled under his feet. By then, not to mention the gods of prison, even the Tathagata Buddha will have to be obedient."

Gu Yang really didn't expect that a person as aloof and proud as himself would actually provide psychological counseling to others.

Forget it, everything is for the revival of the demon clan.

Luo Nai glanced at Gu Yang, but just said coldly:

"Let your master do his own thing."

"I can help him, but I just want to catch the prison god. Other than that, don't use me as a gunman."

"It's just a little bit close, damn it, just a little bit close, I'll get the God of Hell, ah!! Queen Mother, our hatred is irreconcilable!"

When Ronai thought of what just happened, he became even more furious, and his teeth were almost broken!

Gu Yang was very calm, with a look of confidence on his face, but he still said:
  "Don't worry, Lord Witch, the prison god Chu Hao will be under our control for the rest of his life."

"He was originally a traitor to the Western Heaven. He secretly learned the magical power of the Western Heaven and stole the Western Heaven's treasure. He was extremely depressed. However, because he was used by the Queen Mother, he went to Beiju Luzhou and risked his life to steal the Zhuxian Sword."

"After he performed meritorious service, he was kicked away by Heaven. Later, he tried to return to the West with the help of Guanyin Bodhisattva in Gaolaozhuang."

"But when he was in Gao Laozhuang, the demons were raging and the Westward Journey was in chaos. His plan failed. However, he also took the opportunity to join the Heavenly Court, probably in exchange for some benefits with the Queen Mother."

"It is said that the Prison God Chu Hao is convening some kind of law enforcement hall recently. All the demons and monsters in the world don't want to go to the law enforcement hall. If Her Majesty the Witch wants to take action, you can take advantage of this opportunity!"

Ronai raised his brows high and raised an excited smile on his lips.

"How smart! I didn't expect that you, who looks so naive, like someone who was tricked into going out to work, actually know so much about the prison god Chu Hao."

"I didn't know he had such a side. It turns out that my man has been treated unfairly. No, I can't let the prison god suffer in heaven anymore."

"We must find a way to catch him to the deepest part of the abyss, tie him up, and squeeze him for juice!"

Every time he thought of Chu Hao, Luo Nai's face showed a sickly excited smile. The bright red color of his lips and pale cheeks looked so evil and charming.

Gu Yang took a step back in fear,
  "Your Highness, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first!"

Gu Yang left quietly, not daring to disturb Luo Nai again.

This woman is so terrible, I would rather be stolen by Chu Hao than stay with her for a while longer.

Hearing that perversion is contagious, Gu Yang still wants to be the strong, rational and calm person who controls everything.

(End of this chapter)