Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 853 Don’t panic when something happens, drink tea and light cigarettes while waiting for cremation

But at this moment, in the Great Leiyin Temple.

Three thousand Buddhas were still chanting sutras and meditating, but all the Buddhas were in a good mood.

This time, with the yin and yang peacock feathers given by the Peacock King, no matter how awesome Chu Hao is, he must have fallen into the trap of love at this moment.

I am afraid that he is already doing some ambiguous things with the three great masters, and the Buddhas have already decided,
  Weave this image of Chu Hao into a dream and tell it to all living beings in the three realms.
  Let everyone in the three realms know that this is the newly promoted Emperor Gouchen, who is actually quarreling with the three great men.

By then, Emperor Gouchen's majesty would plummet, and the entire heaven would also be shaken in military morale. After all, this was no less than a betrayal.

Chu Hao's destiny will also be bound to Xitian, and he will be related to Xitian from now on.
  At that time, it is no longer up to Chu Hao to say anything. Once Chu Hao loses the care of heaven's destiny, even if he still has a strange identity,

Xitian can use the old method. The two saints descend to earth and directly kidnap Chu Hao to Xitian. You and I, Xitian, are destined.

After that, Chu Hao couldn't help it anymore.

If the anomaly is not supported by heaven's luck, it will be like a broken sword tip, difficult to use to hurt someone.

The Buddhas in the Western Heaven are waiting for good news.

Tathagata Buddha felt even more comfortable,

"It's nothing to be afraid of. As long as I use some strategies, I can turn enemies into friends and dangers into help, hahahaha..."

The three thousand Buddhas also had joyful expressions on their faces, and they all smiled and said:

"Tathagata Buddha is truly a man of great wisdom and compassion."

The three thousand Buddhas were even more vaguely excited when they thought that they could enslave Chu Hao, a latecomer.

After all, as long as Chu Hao is grasped, Chu Hao can only be obediently arranged by the Buddhas in the West.

then……

“It’s a big deal, something big has happened!!!”

She's coming, she's coming!
  She came running with bad news!

She's coming, she's coming!
  White gauze clothes, white gauze skirts,
  She came in wearing sackcloth and mourning!

In an instant, the three thousand Buddhas who were talking and laughing just now suddenly fell into disgrace.
  Everyone's faces were filled with indescribable madness!

Guanyin Bodhisattva, can't you just stop?
  How about I dress you in a red dress and tie a big red flower on another day? Then can you not announce mourning, but only good news?

However, no one can escape the cruel reality, not even the three thousand Buddhas.

But they saw Guanyin Bodhisattva rushing into the Great Leiyin Temple and shouting in horror:

"It's a big deal!"

"They're fighting, they're fighting!"

Tathagata Buddha frowned and said doubtfully:
  "A fight started? Could it be that the four Buddhist monks and Emperor Gou Chen were moved at the same time and were jealous, so they started fighting?"

"It's possible, it's indeed possible." Three thousand Buddhas agreed.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was full of bitterness and a little swollen.

"It's possible that Zhu Bajie got into a fight with Manjushri Samantabhadra!"

"I don't know when that Zhu Bajie became extremely powerful. He was able to fight one against two and pinned the two Bodhisattvas to the ground."

Tathagata Buddha looked crazy,
  "How is it possible! Not to mention how to try the Zen mind and try to fight, how could this Zhu Bajie beat those two Bodhisattvas? Do the two Bodhisattvas live on dry food?"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva wants to speak but stops, and stops talking again.

"It was because Samantabhadra received the yin and yang peacock feathers and lost his strength, so Manjushri and Samantabhadra were severely beaten."

I originally thought it was the answer, but Tathagata Buddha became even more confused.
  "Why did Samantabhadra receive the yin and yang peacock feathers? Aren't the yin and yang peacock feathers used to seduce Chen Chuhao?!" Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath and said with a slight cry:

"That Chu Hao was so outrageous that he flew into the air. When we were sneak attacking him, he noticed it. He couldn't escape, and he actually used the magical power that he had never used before!"

"Then Samantabhadra received this Yin-Yang Peacock Feather."

"Then Zhu Bajie found out that we dared to attack Chu Hao. He got angry and started fighting with the two Bodhisattvas..."

"To be precise, they pushed the two Bodhisattvas to the ground and beat them violently!"

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath,

"I see..."

"Damn it! When did Emperor Gouchen have such magical powers again?"

Since the beginning of the confrontation with Chu Hao, Xitian has recorded all the information about Chu Hao's weapons, magic weapons, spells and magical powers.

Even what position Chu Hao likes to sleep in, what he likes to eat, and even Chu Hao’s social interactions are all recorded.

Maybe Chu Hao himself didn't have such detailed information as Xitian.

This time I took out the Yin and Yang Peacock Feather because when Amitabha attacked Chu Hao previously, he was blocked by Chu Hao's thirty-sixth grade Green Lotus.
  So at that time, Amitabha recorded all the magic weapon information of Chu Hao, and knew that Chu Hao could not guard against this Yin Yang Peacock Feather.

but……

But in this short period of time, Chu Hao actually mastered another great magical power!
  This sudden change of events directly disrupted all Xitian's plans.

How did this person do it?
  Did you learn great supernatural powers in a dream?

The faces of the three thousand Buddhas present were complicated and extremely crazy.
  After listening to Guanyin Bodhisattva's answer, they finally understood the whole story.

Although I still don't know why Zhu Bajie, who was originally only in the Golden Immortal realm, could beat two Bodhisattvas violently.

But they got the point,

Failed again!

Moreover, I'm afraid it will happen again this time!
  Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed bitterly,
  "Buddhas, you have no choice now. The prison god Chu Hao is angry and asked me to bring you a message."

Tathagata Buddha sighed,

"What?"

"He said: You despicable people are capable of using such methods!"

"The two Bodhisattvas are suspected of committing a crime and insulting Emperor Gouchen. They will be imprisoned in the nine-story prison immediately!"

When Tathagata Buddha heard this, he lost all strength.

He collapsed on the ground, his face full of despair.
  It's over, it's over now!

Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva are shouldering the important mission of traveling to the West, and they will be involved in many disasters later!
  It's okay now, we've all been caught!
  Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath,

"Steady, steady, you must be steady! Don't panic, you must not panic when something happens!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly added,
  "Also, my jade purification bottle and willow branches were robbed."

Tathagata Buddha almost spit out his blood!
  Why were the jade purification bottles and willow branches robbed at this time? !
  The jade purification bottle and willow branches will play a huge role in the next disaster!

That is the most critical magic weapon that determines whether Zhen Yuanzi can be conquered!
  The fear in Tathagata Buddha's heart suddenly became unbearable.

This is not okay. If this continues, not only will something happen to Journey to the West, but something will happen to Xitian!

This Prison God Chu Hao is really an anomaly, how come he always catches Xi Tian!

(End of this chapter)