Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 913 The Emperor said: As long as you are brave, the corpse demon will take maternity leave

Since Tang Sanzang decided to travel to the west, he has accepted a lot of Chu Hao's advanced Buddhist teachings, and has already had an advanced understanding of matters between men and women.

He knew that giving up the matter of men and women would mean a low population growth rate, which would lead to a shortage of social labor force, serious population aging, and social involution.

This is not okay, it will greatly limit the beautiful development of society!
  As a person who decided to learn scriptures to revitalize the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang knew very well what his mission was.

reboot?

That is disloyal to my Datang!
  Tang Sanzang knew very well that what he should do most now was not to quit sex, but to understand women in depth!

Indulgence and avoidance of desires are superficial Buddhist teachings, Tang Sanzang knew very well,
  Only by deeply understanding the essence of desire and seeing through its traps can we avoid being led by the nose in the future!
  What he has to do now is to teach his disciples a lesson on how to break this lust warning!
  Tang Sanzang stared at the White Bone Demon, stepped forward step by step, and said with an evil smile:

"Little girl, don't worry, none of us are good people."

"As for us monks, we seek knowledge rather than sex...so you probably won't be able to leave today."

The white-bone spirit was so frightened that she turned pale. She finally understood why she couldn't feel safe from just now.

That's entirely because the twinkling look in Tang Sanzang's eyes was not the usual social look, but filled with the kind of desire that was like a vicious dog staring at a bone!
  Also called intellectual curiosity.

The white-bone spirit turned around and was about to run away.

"That's it for today's food delivery. If the masters really don't want to eat, I'm leaving!"

The White Bone Demon was a good succubus. She originally wanted to come here to seduce Tang Sanzang and eat him.

But at this time, the White Bone Demon felt that he had fallen into a trap!
  Perhaps, the relationship between the hunter and the prey has already been reversed, and before he knew it, he turned into a piece of tender meat placed in front of the evil wolf!

And he was showing off here without even realizing it!
  Panic spread all over the White Bone Demon’s body!

However, just as the White Bone Demon was about to escape, he was suddenly grabbed by a strong, muscular hand.
  The white-bone demon turned around in fear, only to see Tang Sanzang, a thug in cassocks, looking at him with a ferocious smile.

"What an appetizing little demon. You're already here, so why not play with the grown-ups!"

Sun Wukong and others also playfully stood at several positions around the White-bone Demon, leaving the White-bone Demon with no way to escape.

Bai Gujing felt a chill in his heart, realizing that he might have been exposed.
  But she still pretended to be calm, glared at Tang Sanzang and said:

"Master, you are a monk. A monk bullies a decent woman. You, you, you are going to break the precepts!"

Tang Sanzang was angered by this. Instead of restraining himself, the expression on his face became even more excited.

Tang Sanzang pointed at Zhu Bajie and said jokingly:

"Bajie, teach her what is the true Buddhist precepts and what is the advanced Buddhist teaching!"

Zhu Bajie grinned, his face full of evil charm,

"The so-called Eight Precepts are to give warning to others, not to ourselves!"

"The so-called lust warning is to warn others not to have sexual intercourse with me! The Buddha said: Anyone who does not have sexual intercourse with me is a sin!"

When the White Bone Demon heard this, his eyes were as big as copper bells.

"What kind of Buddhism is this? It's different from what I know!!"

"How can Bajie precept others? Are you practicing Buddhism crookedly?"

Tang Sanzang had a look of disdain on his face.
  "What do you know? The Buddhist teachings of the poor monk are the most advanced and can stand the test!"

"As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing Buddhism. It depends on me | whether I do it or not | and you're done!"

White Bone Demon: "!!!" I'm just a monster. When did a monk who practiced Buddhism and practiced Buddhism say such stinky words? !

Is this the holy monk appointed by Buddha Tathagata to take the Western Sutra?

The Bone Demon retreated step by step. She wanted to escape, escape from this terrifying place, escape from these ferocious and terrifying faces.

However, Tang Sanzang, like an old pervert, grabbed hold of the bare skinny legs,
  The white-bone spirit fell to the ground and propped herself up with her hands. She looked at Tang Sanzang walking over with an evil smile.
  The White Bone Demon is so scared!

The white-bone spirit held up his body and tried desperately to struggle away.
  "No, no, no, don't come here, I, I, am a demon, I am a corpse demon, I am a bone demon!"

"You are a monk, you can't do this kind of thing!"

At the critical moment, the Bone Demon directly revealed his identity, and even deliberately revealed half of his withered body.

She originally thought that this should be able to make Tang Sanzang retreat.
  But I didn't expect...

Tang Sanzang became even more excited when he saw it!
  Tang Sanzang's eyes were like two red lights lighting up, and the light seemed to be able to see through the gauze of the White Bone Demon.

When the White Bone Demon revealed her identity, she found that Tang Sanzang was not shocked at all. She knew...

Finished!

Fell into a den of thieves!
  Could it be that Tang Sanzang had seen through his identity as a white-bone spirit early on? He must have been!

No wonder, from just now until now, there is always a hint of amusement on Tang Sanzang's face.

In terms of feelings, he already knew that he was a goblin, so he wanted to fuck him!

Tang Sanzang's lips curved into an evil smile,

"Hey, look at what you said. The emperor said: As long as you are brave, the corpse demon will take maternity leave."

"Besides, mortal laws and ethics only protect the safety of mortal life and property. Do you think you, a demon, are qualified to tell me this?"

The white-bone spirit suddenly froze, his face turning purple,
  "Buddhism says that all living beings are equal. You are a monk, so you have to be a human being."

Tang Sanzang was already a little impatient,

"All living beings are equal, except fairies."

"Disciples, go ahead and don't let this little bitch escape!"

Zhu Bajie grinned, his flapping ears kept flapping,
  "If you can't run away, can you still make her fly with the little girl you've got?"

Zhu Bajie rushed over first and held down Bai Gujing's hands very skillfully.
  "Master, come quickly, or she will run away later!"

The White Bone Essence was extremely frightened. She felt an extremely terrifying bloodline suppression!
  In Zhu Bajie, there is a kind of terrifying bloodline that surpasses the talent of the White Bone Demon. The White Bone Demon seems to feel the gaze of the great witch from the ancient world!
  The grievances between the Witch Clan and the Demon Clan have been going on for a long time.
  The Xingtian Heart in Zhu Bajie possessed the bloodline of the supreme witch clan that frightened countless demon clans, and it completely suppressed the bloodline of the Bone Demon in an instant.

The White Bone Demon can't even use his magical powers!
  At this moment, she was completely panicked!
  The White Bone Demon was so frightened that his screams filled the air.

"No!!!"

The next second, Tang Sanzang smiled evilly,

"Good disciples, do you know what is most lacking in our Buddhism?"

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva also arrived at the scene!

As soon as she came over, she saw Tang Sanzang pressing on the White Bone Demon, and her blood pressure suddenly shot up!

(End of this chapter)