Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1134 The monster of the native sergeant

Tang Sanzang was so drunk that he didn't know anything. His fat body smashed the table and fell to the ground. His big fat head was stuffed straight into the chamber pot.

The corners of Sha Seng's mouth twitched when he saw it.
  The monkey then sent the monks back with an embarrassed look, and the monkey's face was completely lost.

Qin Ran stepped forward and dragged this guy aside to rest. What made him dumbfounded was that after the fat monk was drunk, he felt thirsty and unconsciously stretched out his tongue to lick the edge of the chamber pot and licked the edge of the chamber pot. He smacked his lips, looking very savory.

Qin Ran threw Tang Sanzang on the bed in disgust, and washed his hands with a ball of water. This scene was a bit disgusting!

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The three demons of Chechi Kingdom, the Great Immortal Huli, the Great Immortal Luli, and the Great Immortal Yangli are all devout believers of Sanqing, so even in the middle of the night, the Sanqing Taoist temple in the city is still brightly lit. The three demons gathered seven to eight hundred Taoist priests, who were praying devoutly and offering incense.

Sun Wukong couldn't sleep at night because he was holding things in his heart. After all, he promised the group of monks to help them escape from the sea of ​​suffering, so he jumped into the air and looked down far away. He saw the scene in the Sanqing Taoist Temple at a glance.

I saw the three monsters preaching the Tao Te Ching and distributing talisman water. There was a beautiful couplet hanging in front of the main hall, which read:
  ‘The rain is in harmony with the wind, I wish to help the Heavenly Lord with immeasurable Dharma, the river is clear and the sea is clear, I pray for long life. ’

Sun Wukong had a plan on his mind and wanted to join in the fun, so he came to the guest room and woke up Sha Seng and Qin Ran.

Sha Seng was dragged out by the monkey reluctantly.
  Later, Sun Wukong explained the situation to Qin Ran and Sha Monk. There were many offerings in the Sanqing Taoist Temple in the city, and he wanted to enjoy them with them.

Qin Ran was happy to go with him this time, so the three of them rose into the clouds and quietly came to the Taoist temple.

Sun Wukong used his magical power, took a breath, and blew it into the Taoist temple. He set off a gust of wind and rolled up the Sanqing Hall into chaos. All the vases and candlesticks were blown down one after another, and the seven or eight hundred little Taoist priests were blown down one after another. They were all startled, and all of them turned pale with panic.

Huli Daxian saw that this wind was quite unusual. Then he ordered the disciples to rest temporarily and wait until they get up early tomorrow to measure longitude again.

At this moment, Qin Ran, Sun Wukong and Sha Monk came to the Sanqing Palace. They saw various fruits and exquisite dishes placed there, exuding an alluring fragrance. These mundane things could not be seen by Qin Ran. In his eyes, the glutton in Sha Seng's stomach was aroused, and he was about to start eating.
  But he was interrupted by Sun Wukong. This guy is really stupid. The statue in front of him is the statue of Sanqing. How dare he eat their offerings?
  "Junior Brother Sha, don't be anxious." Sha Monk looked at Sun Wukong, somewhat confused as to what he meant.

Sun Wukong said: "Do you know what kind of statue is enshrined above?"

Sha Monk said, "I recognize this. The one in the middle is Yuanshi Tianzun, the one on the left is Lingbao Daojun, and the one on the right is Taishang Laojun."

"We need to look like the three of them before we can eat, otherwise it would be unethical." Sun Wukong said with a smile. Qin Ran smiled and shook his head. This monkey had a lot of crooked ideas. Fortunately, the Sanqing statue did not have divinity, otherwise it would definitely attract the blame of the saint.

At this moment, the monkey, who did not know the heights of the sky, moved the statue of the Three Pure Ones to the toilet next to it. Qin Ran became the Supreme Laojun, Sun Wukong became the Original Heavenly Lord, and Sha Monk became the Lingbao Taoist Lord. The three of them Sitting on the high hall, he started eating.

Qin Ran deliberately made some noise, stretched out his hand and pointed out a clear light, which flew out and broke a dish next to it.

The three monsters had just fallen asleep and were awakened by the movement here. The Tiger Power Immortal, the Deer Power Immortal and the Sheep Power Immortal came to the lobby, carrying torches. They saw that the cups and plates were in a mess on the table, and many tributes were scattered. Been eaten.

The three demons were shocked and looked back and forth at the three statues. They saw that Qin Ran and the three who had not yet left were like clay sculptures and gold suits, with no flaws at all.

The three of them looked at each other, all looking confused. After a moment of silence, Great Immortal Huli said with a strange expression:
  "It's really strange. There's no demon in this hall, so why did he eat all our offerings?
  Immortal Luli also said with a surprised look, "These things all seem to have been eaten by people. Some of them were skinned, and some of the cores were spat out. How come no one was seen?"

In the end, it was the Yangli Immortal who guessed, "Brother, don't be suspicious. It should be our sincerity. We have been sincerely chanting sutras and building Taoist temples here for decades, which moved Grandpa Sanqing. These three grandpas came, Receive these offerings.”

Great Immortal Hu Li and Great Immortal Lu Li looked at each other and thought that this was really possible. They had received guidance from Taoist masters. That master once said that as long as you devote yourself to the Tao, you will one day be among the immortals and attain immortality. It turns out that this prophecy should have come true today.

The three monsters were overjoyed for a moment and laughed.
  "What I'm saying is, if we can get some holy water and golden elixirs, wouldn't it be possible to avoid three disasters and nine disasters and be among the immortals as soon as possible?" Great Immortal Huli said with excitement.

Qin Ran saw all this in his eyes and almost laughed in his heart. He was sure that these three guys were all country bumpkins. They definitely did not come under the instructions of the Jade Emperor. If they were connected with the Heavenly Court, they would never be so ignorant. Sanqing How big is the noodles? How could he come to a remote place like his to enjoy these vulgar things? What kind of brain circuit can he think of this?
  The three monsters should be the monsters born in Xiniu Hezhou, but they accidentally received some "advice from the masters" in Taoism, and then they became spirits and came to Chechi country.

The three monsters were overjoyed and ordered their disciples to come and play music and chant sutras. They also took cassocks from the side and wore them in the shape of a human or a dog.
  After these three guys sorted out their descriptions, they knelt down with a plop, kowtowed nine times in a row, and then began to recite the "Huang Ting Tao Zhen Jing" in unison.

In the entire hall, these Taoist priests began to pray with great piety.

It was in the middle of the night, which was the best time to make trouble. Qin Ran quietly blocked the secret, then touched his beard, pretended to be an immortal, and said: "You juniors, don't stop I have prayed. We have just come from the Peach Conference. We were in a hurry and did not bring any golden elixir or holy water. We will give it to you when we arrive another day."

Immortal Huli panicked when he heard this, and he kowtowed three times and said pitifully: "Grandpa, you are all living gods who have come to this world. Even if you don't have any golden elixir or holy water, you can still give it to us." A way to live forever, and I can’t thank you enough.”

(End of this chapter)