Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1296 Goldfish
  Tang Sanzang was beaten until his mouth was bleeding, and he shouted angrily, "Female Bodhisattvas, please listen to the poor monk. It was really Qin Ran who did it, and it really has nothing to do with the poor monk!"

"Dead monk, how dare you say that!"

"Shut up!"

"Look for a fight!"

It's a pity that the more he quibbles, the more ruthless these female demons will be. They feel that this dead monk has slandered the prince charming in their hearts, and his crime is unforgivable.
  Tang Sanzang felt that dense fists were hitting him desperately. These women looked weak, but their attacks were really ruthless. The fists were like hailstones, and when they landed on their bodies, they felt heartbreaking pain.

"Ah! Dear female Bodhisattvas, don't slap me in the face. This poor monk has to rely on his face to make a living."

Tang Sanzang held his head with both hands and screamed incessantly.
  The four Jiedi looked at Tang Sanzang who was beaten violently, with sighs on their faces.

Is it true that in this world we still have to rely on our faces to make a living?
  Then isn't Kieran just a bit more handsome? He can actually drive all the female devils so crazy.

This Tang Sanzang really has a powerful talent for seeking death. No matter what, with Tang Sanzang attracting firepower, their lives can be temporarily saved.

I just hope that this monk will not be beaten to death, otherwise they will definitely take the blame.

lower river.

"Master Qin, are we sure we don't want to have sex without a teacher?
  Sha Monk vaguely heard...saw the screams coming from the distance, and said with a worried look on his face.

"I want to commit suicide, so what do I care about him? When the time comes to save him, he will blame us." Sun Wukong said lazily while lying on a big tree, gnawing on a fairy peach.

"It's not certain that we can't be saved, but we have to at least pretend."

Qin Ran said calmly, the four Jieyi had been arrested, it was impossible for the Buddhist sect to be unaware, and Bodhisattva Pilan was on the way.

"Lao Sha, you go to the gate of the villa first and call for formation. I, Lao Sun, will sneak in and see the situation." Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and disappeared immediately.

Qin Ran thought for a moment and followed, leaving Sha Seng alone in confusion.

Outside the Pansi Cave, Tang Sanzang was hung in the air. At this time, he had been beaten beyond recognition, his handsome appearance was ruined, and his nose was bleeding profusely.

Tang Sanzang looked sad and angry and shouted loudly, "Help Wukong, Mr. Qin, come and save this poor monk."

Unfortunately, in the empty valley, his own echo came,
  "It's really unlucky."

Tang Sanzang regretted that he shouldn't have listened to Qin Ran's words in the first place. Now it was better. After these female demons beat him up, they hung him outside the cave entrance.

If this continues, and those bastards from the Buddhist sect find out, the plan may be ruined again. Not only will he not die, but he will also be tortured in vain.

The big spider spirit stood aside, wearing avant-garde clothes and a very hot figure, but Tang Sanzang had no intention of paying attention to this. He only cared about how these female devils would deal with her later.

At this moment, a group of beautiful witches were seen taking their respective positions, holding the witchcraft, chanting words, and shooting out the witchfire.

The flames on the stove became very raging, burning more than ten feet high. The four bald-headed monks were already placed on it, and they screamed in agony as they were burned by the demonic fire.
  Tang Sanzang felt heartbroken for a while and begged, "Female Bodhisattvas, you want to eat me. I have no objection to this poor monk, but can you not use such cruel methods later?"

Needless to say, the iron pot next to him was prepared for him. When a fire is lit, the water is boiled, and he is thrown into it, the taste will definitely be unpleasant.
  "Damn monk, you talk nonsense and you want to be beaten again, don't you?" Yun'er said impatiently.

Tang Sanzang was frightened and his liver trembled for a while. He did not dare to speak anymore. He looked into the iron pot and saw that the pot was filled with clear water, with only a few layers of oil floating on it.
  The mouth is twitching, this is also called soup? These are the female devils who look fierce and do not want to live a hard and simple life.

At least add some seasoning to it. I really don’t know if I should call them stupid?
  Even if my own meat is very good, it doesn’t taste very good when cooked in water.

But just as Tang Sanzang was thinking about it, a goldfish suddenly appeared in the big iron pot, swimming back and forth in the clear water, flapping its tail.
  Moreover, the fish eyes look very funny, with a somewhat human expression, half-smiling but not smiling, squinting upward at Tang Sanzang who is hanging in the air.
  If he had been provoked like this in normal times, Tang Sanzang would have breathed sweet fragrance at least, fought violently, and competed with this dead fish, but at this time, he was beaten half to death and was in pain all over, so he ignored it.

"Damn it! Is this poor monk's eyesight deceived? How can there be a living fish in this boiling water?"

Tang San's eyes widened, looking at the gurgling bubbles and billowing white smoke on the water, his head a little confused.

If he were thrown into such a big fire, the meat would be cooked in less than a moment. Could it be that this fish,
  When Tang Sanzang thought of this, his expression suddenly became excited, "Master Qin, help me."

"The poor monk is tied up here and is almost dying of discomfort!"

The sudden roar only startled the group of female demons. Three beautiful women came over with unkind expressions and said coldly:
  "Damn monk, what's wrong with you? Do you want us to send you on your way immediately?"

Tang Sanzang pointed to the goldfish in the pot and was very excited.
  "No, Mr. Qin, come quickly... come and save this poor monk!"

"Who are you talking about? Mr. Qin?"

Several beautiful women felt happy and quickly looked into the iron pot.

I only saw that there was indeed a goldfish in the pot, but this goldfish was already dead. It was floating stiffly on the water with its two pairs of fish eyes, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Tang Sanzang looked confused.
  The female devils used their spiritual senses to investigate and found that the fish had no spiritual energy fluctuations at all. The huge gap from surprise to disappointment made them furious.

"Bah, you damn monk, you dare to play tricks on us, you are looking for death!"

The beautiful girl raised her jade hand and slapped Tang Sanzang's swollen face.

"Master Qin, Wukong, help me, the poor monk is about to be beaten to death, you can't just watch!
  Tang Sanzang burst into tears and screamed like a slaughtered pig.

The originally stiff fish in the iron pot suddenly came to life. It purred and squirted water. Then it picked up its tail and swam happily in the pot.

Qin Ran, since you are unkind, don't blame the poor monk for being unjust. He would rather die than drag you down and let you try the tricks of these female devils.

Tang Sanzang looked sad and angry, pointed at the big iron pot, and shouted loudly: "Female Bodhisattvas, stop fighting. What the poor monk said is true. Look, that fish has come to life again."

The girls turned around and saw the dead fish maintaining its original posture, with its fish eyes still looking up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, floating on the water.

There was no breath at all, and it would be damned if he was still alive.

(End of this chapter)