Martial Arts: Immortality Begins from The Deer and the Cauldron

Chapter 1347

Tang Sanzang immediately felt timid and asked in a hoarse voice:
  ~Master Qin, how come a deep black pine forest suddenly appears on this rugged mountain road? "

"Master, we are people who have seen the big world. What's so scary about a mere forest?"

Daoyou, whom Sun Wukong doesn't care about.

"You can't say this. If you don't believe in straightness and straightness, you have to guard against benevolence. Haven't you suffered enough for your teacher?"

Tang Sanzang said aggrievedly.

Sun Wukong, Sha Monk is speechless, the master is a miserable man.

He was deceived by the Buddhist gang and tricked into boarding a pirate ship, and then he was beaten up and tortured. All the miserable experiences he suffered are all understood.

"Blow the sky, Pilu!" Qin Ran said considerately.

The white tiger spirit held a machete and rushed forward, slashing left and right, pushing aside thorns and leading the way!
  The master and disciples followed behind and headed west.
  In the black pine forest, there are vines and thorns, and there are no stars for dozens of miles.

Thousand-year-old locust trees and ten-thousand-year-old pine trees are thousands of feet high, reaching straight into the sky, with branches and leaves hanging down.

The breeze blows and the sound of waves is like the sound of ocean waves, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.

Tang Sanzang was riding on the white dragon horse, and his depressed mood suddenly improved a lot.

"This pine forest looks eerie, but I didn't expect that there is a cave inside. The scenery is pleasant and pleasing to the eye."

"Yes, it's the best place for killing people and stealing goods. The dead people are buried here and the stone people don't want to find them for several years."

Sha Monk said.

Tang Sanzang glared at him fiercely.

"You idiot, well, what are you talking about?"

Sha Monk knew that the monk was in a bad mood recently, like a menopausal woman who liked to chatter, so he ignored him.

"Master, I'm hungry. I want to eat pig's trotter rice and roast whole lamb. Wukong, doctor, bring me some game."

Tang Sanzang climbed off the white dragon's horse, rubbed his belly, and sat down beside a pine tree.
  During this time, he has been dreaming about the Philippines every day. He can't eat well or sleep well. He has lost a lot of weight. He needs to make up for it today.

"Master, sit here for now. I, Sun, will come as soon as I go."

Sun Wukong raised his somersault cloud and headed west.

The white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit took the white dragon horse aside and tied it to a tree, then set up an iron pot and served the rice to the guests.

Qin Ran sat down on a rock and looked to the west, only to see a black air floating in the sky.

Smiled slightly and ignored it.

After a while, Sun Wukong returned home with a full load carrying a dolphin in his left hand and a deer in his right hand.

The white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit came forward to peel off the skin and fur, process the ingredients, throw them into the pot, and add various spices. After a while, a row of attractively colored and fragrant meals were placed in front of them.

Tang Sanzang's eyes shone brightly and his mouth was full of eloquence.

The master and disciples set out the table, plates, filled up the wine, and began to feast.

"Help, help."

Just as the master and disciples were eating with their mouths full of oil, a urgent cry for help came from a distance.

The sound is clear and crisp, like the cry of an oriole.

Tang Sanzang's heart trembled, he let go of the gnawing pig's trotters, and replied:
  "Master Qin, what is this sound?"

Although the scenery of this place was pleasant, the light was dark and somewhat eerie. A woman's cry for help suddenly appeared, giving him a bad feeling.

"What do you think?"

Kieran asked with a smile.

"It's not a monster, is it?"

"Yes, master. It seems she is still a female demon. Her voice is as clear as mountain streams and as clear as silver bells."

Sha Monk nodded and tasted it.

Tang Sanzang's mind started to wander, the female demon, the female demon again!
  Female fairies are generally as beautiful as flowers and charming, just like a stream rushing into his heart in March, making people yearn for them just thinking about them.

"Master, won't Chen look at it again?"

Sun Wukong smiled teasingly, his eyes filled with contempt for a weakling.

Tang Sanzang was stabbed, and his heart throbbed. He instantly thought of the tragic experience of forcibly flirting with girls, the white-bone spirit, and the scorpion spirit.
  "What ideas can I have as a teacher? Don't talk nonsense like a dead monkey."

Tang Sanzang did not have three hundred taels of silver here.

Qin Ran, Sun Wukong, and Sha Monk stared at him, all three of them paying attention.
  Tang Sanzang's face turned red, and he felt a sense of shame in his heart. Sure enough, has there been an organizational consensus that I am a "gentleman"?
  "I don't have any other thoughts as a teacher. I'm just a monk. How can I refuse to save a woman when I see her suffering?"

"But she's a goblin."

Sha Seng interrupted.

"Wu Jing, this is your fault. How can you be so superficial? The Buddha said that all living beings are equal. What's wrong with fairies? What's wrong with fairies? What's wrong with fairies? If fairies wholeheartedly do good, what's the difference between fairies and humans?"

Tang Sanzang used parallelism, and his momentum gradually increased.
  Sha Monk lowered his head and said nothing, avoiding the sharp light.

Is the master frustrated?
  "But what if this female enchantress is ugly?"

Qin Ran said leisurely.

Tang Sanzang suddenly lost his momentum and lost his voice.

"How is that possible? Her voice is so beautiful
  "What does a nice voice mean? The goblin has all kinds of tricks and is best at charming people. Maybe she looks cute on the surface, but in fact she is a big-footed man. She beats her chest coquettishly, but can kill with one punch."

Qin Ran's voice changed and he suddenly said:
  "Didn't you just shout that all living beings are equal? ​​Why are you so superficial now?"

Sun Wukong, Sha Monk, White Tiger Spirit, and Wild Wolf Spirit suddenly came back to their senses, turned their gazes, and looked at Tang Sanzang with contempt on their faces.

No, it was accidentally exposed.

Tang Sanzang's face turned red, and he felt a strong sense of shame in his heart again.

Sure enough, in front of Mr. Qin, the poor monk will always be just a weakling. He can fool me around with just a little trick, but I can't do anything about it.

The air suddenly became silent, and an awkward atmosphere quickly spread. It lasted for more than ten seconds before Tang Sanzang escaped from this palpitating atmosphere.
  "Master Qin, what do you think of this female goblin's strength? Does this poor monk have a chance?"

Tang Sanzang humbly asked for advice.

"My strength is average. If you don't deliberately seek death, you won't be in any danger."

Qin Ran gave the answer, since the monk wanted to give it a try, he could just go with it.

Along the way, although this monk's life experience has improved a lot, his IQ is a flaw. He will definitely be crushed against a female fairy. He is not optimistic.

Tang Sanzang immediately felt relieved and had an idea in his mind.

After looking at Qin Ran, his eyes were as bright as stars, his beauty was flawless, and he was so handsome that he dared not look directly at him. He instantly felt a deep threat.

Tang Sanzang took a deep breath.

This handsome guy is so annoying!
  This time the poor monk wants to stand out, and he must not let anyone steal his limelight again.

Tang Sanzang took out a square-inch mirror and straightened his appearance. After a long time, he nodded with satisfaction to himself in the mirror. Except for this bright bald head, everything else was perfect. "Wukong, as a monk, you can't just die without saving me. You go with me as my teacher."

Only an ugly guy like Goku can highlight his appearance.

Moreover, with such a powerful personal bodyguard as Sun Wukong, he would die to protect him.

And along the way, he also gained experience. There are many things that you can't avoid if you want to.

Sha Monk looked at the back of Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong leaving.
  , one hand and forehead, feeling that Kequ Shang is about to die again
  Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice walked towards the depths of the black pine forest. Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzang who was rubbing his fingers secretly excited, and carefully reminded:
  "Master, you have to be careful later so you don't get beaten by the female goblin again."

"Dead monkey, what are you talking about?"

Tang Sanzang said angrily:
  "The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, but turning back is the end. There is no other meaning in being a teacher. We must use the profound Dharma and the charm of personality to educate her.~"

"It's just the two of us -, you can't help but do it."

Sun Wukong smiled disdainfully, and as he spoke, he performed the seventy-two transformations of Diyou, and his soul left his body and flew deep into the forest first.

In the meantime, Sun Wukong arrived at his destination and saw a woman tied to a towering tree.

The woman has a beautiful and refined face, picturesque eyebrows, skin as white as jade, long and slender sleeping hair, and a pair of smart eyes that are as clear as water.
  Looks pitiful.

He was calling for help in a soft voice.

The girl's upper body was tied to a tree with kudzu vines, and her lower body was buried in the soil.

Sun Wukong revealed his true form, stepped forward, and said fiercely:
  "Monster, stop pretending to be a ghost here. If you don't want to die, leave here as soon as possible. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."

The crying girl was startled when she heard this. She raised her head and looked at the monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth in front of her. She was shocked and said weakly:
  "Elder Chang, what are you talking about? I'm not a monster, so tell me."

"Monster, stop pretending here. I can tell at a glance that you are not human."

Sun Wukong sneered.

The girl's cry suddenly stopped, her beautiful eyes widened

There was a small letter in the sky, and suddenly the sun appeared in the sky
  He suddenly disappeared and sneered:
  "Damn monkey, don't interfere with my good deeds. Everyone should do their own thing. Why should I listen to you?"

"You actually recognize my grandson?"

Sun Wukong said in surprise.

"Who doesn't know the majesty of the Monkey King?" Mrs. Diyong showed a smile. Although her voice was gentle, there was a hint of ridicule, and she said playfully:
  "But I will take your master's life, but you don't have to worry. I will not take his life, but it will be used for other purposes."

"What's the use?"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then asked in confusion

"Haha, a steel stone monkey like you doesn't understand. Your master is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha. He is a good person who practiced in this life. If I can use his Yuanyang body, I will definitely achieve great success. Golden Fairy Fruity Flavor."

Mrs. Diyong said with a smile.

Sun Wukong was instantly startled and stared at her strangely.

This female seductress is quite unique. She doesn't want to eat Tang Monk's flesh, but she actually has an undue desire for Tang Sanzang himself.

The sun is really shining in the west. It has been like this all the way. It depends on the leather master's thoughts. Is it okay?
  How many years has this monk been wandering around the brothel? As a veteran escort, what kind of nonsense does he have Yuanyang's body?
  "Damn monkey, why are you staring at me? I tell you, don't think too much about me."

Mrs. Diyong said nervously.

"Although I am as beautiful as a flower, an ugly person like you has no chance at all."

Sun Wukong was about to vomit, An Yao was so narcissistic.

He only became interested in a mouse when he blinked.

"It's a pity. "What's a pity?"

"It's a pity. It's a good thing that the little mouse spit at such a young age."

"But if you insist on doing this, then there is no need to use such means. The monk is very good at it, and you can get it with E-shot."

"But the result will definitely disappoint you,

Sun Wukong said with a strange expression.

If the monk knew that this banshee was still alive, he would definitely be moved to tears.

Mrs. Diyong frowned and stared at him in confusion. She didn't understand what Sun Wukong meant. Just when she was about to ask a question, she saw that the figure in front of her had turned into nothingness.

But then two figures came over, it was Sun Wukong and Tang Changgu.

"Holy monk, save me!"

Mrs. Diyong, who had been expressionless just now, suddenly burst into tears and said pitifully.

Tang Sanzang stopped looking this way and his eyes suddenly lit up.

The fish is sinking and the geese are falling, the moon is closed and the flowers are shy. One look at it makes your heart beat fast.

However, no matter how beautiful he is, he is still a monster. In order to prevent the monster from rising up and hurting people, Tang Sanzang kept a proper and safe distance and swallowed him up. He recorded Ran Yin:
  "Female Bodhisattva, why are you tied here in this wilderness?" 0...Please give me flowers
  "It's a long story, Holy Monk. My family lives in Popo Country, more than two hundred miles away from here. My parents are very charitable. It was the Qingming Festival, and my family came here to visit the graves of their ancestors. Unexpectedly, they encountered a group of robbers. , tie me here."

Mrs. Diyong said pitifully.

"What a shameless thief! How dare you do such evil things in broad daylight?"

Tang Sanzang scolded angrily, taking a step forward, but suddenly thought of something, and stopped again.

"The holy monk really hates evil as much as he hates it, which is admirable. Please ask the holy monk to help the slave family untie the rope."

A hint of cunning flashed in Mrs. Diyong's eyes, and she hurriedly said:

"But there's something that the greedy monk doesn't understand."

"What's up?"

"Even if the female Bodhisattva is so beautiful, why did those gangsters just tie you up here and didn't do anything?"

Tang Sanzang asked doubtfully.

Mrs. Diyong choked.

What did this dead monk say? He actually hoped that something would happen to him. Can the people of Pingyuan know what's going on?
  "The holy monk didn't know that there were seven or eight bandit leaders in that group of gangsters. They all fell in love with the slave's beauty and wanted me to be his wife. They refused to give in and argued endlessly. In the end, there was no result, so So tie me here."

Mrs. Diyong's voice was choked as she spoke, and her tears rolled down like broken pearls.

"I have been tied up here for five days and five nights. I am dying soon. I hope the elder can save my life."

Sun Wukong watched from the side, stunned by this superb acting skills.

"Ahem, that makes sense.
  "It's just that the poor monk still has something unclear. This mountain is steep. The poor monk saw many tigers, leopards, wolves and worms along the way. They were all extremely ferocious. He was tied up here for five days and five nights. Why didn't anything happen?"

Tang Sanzang humbly asked for advice again.

Mrs. Diyong clenched her jade hand tightly, and the piece of wood behind her was shattered into powder. Looking at Tang Sanzang's chubby face, she really wanted to slap him to death.

Are you done yet? It's not over yet when you ask questions.

Take a deep breath,
  "Maybe this mountain forest is too quiet, so wild animals are rare."

(End of this chapter)